Dave Barry's Blog

OK LADIES, HERE'S ONE FOR YOU

Actually, the site appears to be for guys ("For Guys that Care about how they Look & Feel," in fact), but if you click here... don't say you weren't warned. (Thanks to Leah Bach)

TUESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Well keep these threads going for a while, because some people seem to like them. We were getting tired of coming up with themes, because that was starting to feel like work, and we are morally opposed to work. So unless a theme randomly oc

EBAY ITEM OF THE DAY

Is it just the s.b., or does "shapeshifter erotica" open up a can of worms that simply should not be opened in civilized society? (Thanks to Mahatma Jane)

OLYMPICS UPDATE

Well, it's actually an outdated update. But it's for the guys. (The warning is for women, for once.)

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG

...to bring you a bittersweet story about naked men a baseball player, written by a friend of mine, Gael Cooper. And I apologize in advance to The Blog, who doesn't really understand my passion for naked men OR baseball, but will probably n

WE SAW IT OPEN FOR THE CARS

Give it up for the percussion tractor.(Thanks to bamadano)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR GUNS N ROSES

Put your hands together for Cosmic Buckshot,whose first single Renegade Space Rocks is climbing thecharts. (Thanks to Joe in Japan)

JUST WATER FOR US, THANKS

Potty wildlife expert An Yanshi has bagged five tons of panda pooh to create a new type of tea. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) (We saw Five Tons of Panda Pooh open for Cream)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CRANBERRIES

A GP has claimed the promoted practice of men regularly checking for signs of testicular cancer has turned Britains men into ball-watching neurotics. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)