May 11, 2021

FLORIDA'S DEFINITION OF 'DESIGNATED DRIVER'

It's a little different.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 12:14 PM
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YOU KNOW THIS WASN’T IN AUSTRALIA, BECAUSE AN AUSTRALIAN BIKER WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SURPRISED

Biker Screams After Noticing Snake Entangled In Motorbike Handle

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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HOW ABOUT WHAT?

Want to try something different in the New Year? How about fartlek training?

(Thanks to vee)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:53 AM
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BRING YOUR OWN GARLIC

‘Dracula’s castle’ offers tourists Covid shots

(Thanks to The Perts and Anil Haji, who says “Are you sure the vaccine is injected into my neck?" "Yesssss.")

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:51 AM
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IT’S AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT YACHT

Jeff Bezos' superyacht is so big it needs its own yacht

(Thanks to Steve K)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:48 AM
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May 10, 2021

HOUSTON HOUSECAT

"There is a freaking Bengal tiger roaming in this yard"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 03:23 PM
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YOU KNOW THOSE COOL-LOOKING BRIDGES THAT ARE MADE OF GLASS SO YOU CAN LOOK STRAIGHT DOWN, AND YOU FIGURE THEY ARE ENGINEERED TO BE PERFECTLY SAFE?

Yeah, no.

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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SOUNDS LEGIT

BJP MLA Surendra Singh has claimed that consuming gaumutra (cow urine) every morning on an empty stomach will “guarantee” protection from the novel coronavirus.

I’ve been abducted by aliens 50 times – people think I’m crazy but I’ve the bruises to prove it happened

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 10:46 AM
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WELCOME TO FLORIDAAAA, NEIGHBOR

A neighborly feud leads to toilets lining a Cape Coral yard

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 09:28 AM
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BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN THERE

Derry man refused bail in court after incident in Muff

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 09:25 AM
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WE ALREADY HAVE THIS: IT’S CALLED A BASEMENT WITH A ROOMBA

Humans to live in connected underground homes with robot servants in 20 years - experts

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 09:19 AM
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May 09, 2021

CRIME NEWS FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Crime News from Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 05:26 PM
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SO SHE KNEW THEM

A Georgia woman was shocked to find at least 100,000 bees in her home -- for the second time

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "she must be able to count very fast.")

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 05:14 PM
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WORRIED ABOUT THE EARTH BEING DESTROYED BY AN ASTEROID?

There's an app for that.

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 08:27 AM
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THE HORROR

Archie Reportedly Had a "Distinct American Accent" on His Birthday Zoom Call with the Queen

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 08:25 AM
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MOTHER'S DAY

Have a good one, blog moms. We love you.

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 08:24 AM
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AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Huntsman Spider And Babies Takes Over Car In Stomach-Churning Video

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 08:23 AM
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PARTY!

Beer truck crashes into Avon Lake house

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "This Bud's for you!")

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 08:21 AM
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May 08, 2021

TURNS OUT IT WAS A CANDYGRAM*

Hunt for ‘shark’ running around Uni of Wollongong campus ends as satellite tracker found

(Thanks to pharmaross)

*If you don't get the reference, ask a Boomer. Or click here.

Posted by Dave on May 8, 2021 at 09:51 AM
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ADVISORY TO RESIDENTS OF THE EARTH:

Remain indoors.

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on May 8, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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