May 18, 2021

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

In NightHawkInLight’s creation, a current running through a coiled heating element wrapped around a larger coil-shaped structure provides the heat for roasting, while an adjacent air gun nozzle blasts a flow of air up and over the rounded end of a hot dog.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 04:36 PM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Florida man arrested for speeding claims he was trying to go back to Cuba

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 01:05 PM
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AS LONG AS IT HAS INSURANCE

Cow Walks Majestically into Hospital

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 01:03 PM
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SEEMS LIKE A FAIR EXCHANGE

A 24-year-old Florida man with a lengthy criminal history has been arrested after he allegedly stole a truck, sword, laptop and other items from a home in St. Petersburg – but left behind his cellphone, according to reports.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 12:42 PM
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HAVING TROUBLE STANDING UP STRAIGHT?

Earth's Axis Has Secretly Shifted

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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A QUESTION FROM FRANCE:

Would you wash with snail slime soap?

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 09:24 AM
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THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF TOILET SNAKES

It has reached Singapore.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 09:21 AM
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SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

Man balances pool cue on forehead for 2 hours, 16 minutes

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 09:19 AM
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WE’RE THINKING YES

Could I be a psychopath and not know it?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2021 at 09:16 AM
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May 17, 2021

IT FOUND THE LORD?

How a troubled Anchorage strip club transformed into Baptist church

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, who says "Praise be to G-strings.")

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2021 at 03:30 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The next step in flying: Planes without pilots

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2021 at 03:27 PM
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CHICKENS HAVE BRAINS?

111-year-old Australian recommends eating chicken brains for a long life

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2021 at 11:07 AM
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BEFORE HE COULD GET TO FLORIDA, WHERE HE'D HAVE FIT RIGHT IN

Man who drove 143 mph and led cops on chase arrested after running out of gas

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2021 at 11:03 AM
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May 16, 2021

THEY HAVE OUR VOTE

California governor candidate under investigation over 1,000lb bear sidekick

(Thanks to Barry [hah] Nester)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2021 at 11:05 AM
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FORTUNATELY THEY WERE CANADIAN RATTLESNAKES, WHICH ARE KNOWN TO BE POLITE

Fourteen-year-old Raiden Peter and his friend were enjoying an afternoon bike ride in Lethbridge, Canada, a town south of Calgary in Alberta, when they found themselves riding through a rattlesnake den.

(Thanks to vee)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2021 at 11:02 AM
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MAYBE THEY’RE FISHING

Stunning Video Reportedly Taken on US Navy Ship Shows 'UFO' Descend Into Pacific Ocean

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2021 at 10:59 AM
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CSI: SOUTH CAROLINA

K9 bites cow, SC deputy Tases K9, cow kicks deputy

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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IT’S TRYING TO GET TO FLORIDA, WHERE IT CAN BE FREE

A self-driving taxi got stuck in traffic in Chandler, Arizona — and when a tech support team showed up to free it, the car absconded and blocked a three-lane road. 

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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CRIME REPORT FROM PAHRUMP

Unfortunately our strict policy against making fun of names prohibits us from bringing you the Crime News from Pahrump.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2021 at 10:45 AM
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May 15, 2021

WE ASSUME THEY'LL STICK ONE ON THE HEADSTONE

Spencer Silver, the chemist who gave Post-it Notes their signature stick, dies at 80

(Thanks to the Perts, who note that "computers wouldn't work without them.")

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2021 at 11:27 AM
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