June 21, 2021
BEST PART: 'EACH DRIVER CALLED THE POLICE'
Toyota drivers trade gunshots on I-95 during the Miami rush hour
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 02:56 PM
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IS ANYONE SURPRISED?
Australia the highest per capita cocaine user in the world
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 11:11 AM
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SPORTS UPDATE FROM ABROAD
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Sports Update From Abroad.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 11:03 AM
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HE CAN DRIVE AND VOTE HERE
Famed escapee Buddy the beefalo adjusting to life in Florida
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:57 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
The Tamagotchi is making a comeback with the Tamagotchi Smart wearable
(Thanks to Dave N.)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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WE SAW P.I.P.O. OPEN FOR E.L.O.
42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation
(Thanks to Ralph, The Fourth George, pharmaross and Michael and Camille)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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BOLO
800 kg cow dung stolen from village in Chhattisgarh, police register theft case
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:49 AM
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CSI: ROSWELL
32 hair pieces among items reported stolen
The aliens want to blend in.
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:48 AM
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June 20, 2021
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, FELLOW DADS
Here's a column I wrote about us.
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THINK THERE ARE NO MORE HEROES
Japanese love doll mistaken for drowned corpse, saved by emergency services anyway
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2021 at 09:21 AM
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'THIS WAS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY'
Manhattan City Council candidate caught with dominatrix in leaked video
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2021 at 09:16 AM
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CANCEL THAT TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD
World's largest farm tractor coming to Kalispell
(Thanks to Nelson From Michigan)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2021 at 09:14 AM
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THIS IS HOW THEY FUND THEIR EVIL SCHEMES
Rescued squirrel stands guard over cash drawer
(Thanks to ImNotDave)
Posted by Dave on June 20, 2021 at 09:12 AM
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June 19, 2021
GUESS THE STATE
Man arrested after driving wrong way in Burger King drive-thru
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 07:14 PM
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YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY
Man suspected of stealing at least 63 golf carts
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 07:12 PM
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WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?
His bagel didn’t have cream cheese, so he pulled gun on a police chief’s daughter, cops say
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:48 AM
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O THE HUMANITY
Air Force Says Hypersonic Missile Tests Could Kill Four Snails And 90 Clams
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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AS RECOMMENDED BY LEGAL EXPERTS
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:46 AM
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WORLD'S BRAVEST VETERINARIAN
Aquarium shark receives underwater surgery for prolapsed rectum
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:44 AM
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'APPARENTLY'
McDonald’s employee apparently quits with drive-thru ‘I hate this job' sign
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 19, 2021 at 08:42 AM
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