May 30, 2023

OF ALL THE PRODUCTS THAT AREN'T REAL BUT WE WISH THEY WERE

This is the one we wish was real the most.

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2023 at 11:07 AM
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'WHO, ME, OFFICER?'

An alligator tried pulling off a rather peculiar stunt in coastal North Carolina, when it crawled into a donkey pen and tried to blend in, according to the New Hanover County Sheriff’s Office.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2023 at 10:23 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Woman wins UK cheese rolling race despite being knocked unconscious

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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SHE'S A SELF-DESCRIBED 'AMATEUR SCIENTIST,' SO THIS HAS TO BE LEGIT

Aliens are mutilating sheep in Wales and leaving 'very precise' clues, claims UFO hunter

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2023 at 10:13 AM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR AN ADDITIONAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Woman drives into water at New Smyrna Beach park, faces DUI charge, deputies say

(Thanks to Duane Carrell)

Posted by Dave on May 30, 2023 at 08:48 AM
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May 29, 2023

'DAREDEVIL' IS ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE HIM

British daredevil sailor is forced to delay solo attempt to cross the Atlantic in a tiny 3ft boat after discovering his boat takes on water

(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 01:11 PM
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STRUMPDATE

Here I am on a Portland (Ore.) TV station talking about my new book, which apparently is called "Swap Story."

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 12:56 PM
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HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL

85-year-old man arrested for stealing condoms from convenience store

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 09:23 AM
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JUST BLACK COFFEE FOR US, THANKS

A cafe in the Russian city of Perm has been getting a lot of attention after announcing plans to introduce a controversial breast milk-infused latte on its menu.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 09:21 AM
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GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE STRIKES AGAIN

Heavy rains expose ancient phallus

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 09:18 AM
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THINKING OF GOING FOR A SWIM THIS MEMORIAL DAY?

Think again.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 09:13 AM
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A FLORIDA SAILING LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

BMW convertible drifts out to sea after owner parked on beach

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 09:11 AM
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MEMORIAL DAY

Have a good one. But please remember -- and remind your kids -- what it's about.

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2023 at 06:22 AM
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May 28, 2023

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Man breaks in, mops floor, takes selfies, steals cupcakes in Vancouver robbery

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 02:40 PM
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NOPE

Squirrel haggis and Japanese knotweed reach UK menus as invasive species trend grows

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "I'd rather eat the bugs.")

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 02:37 PM
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AMBIENCE!

Seagull scarer in bird outfit helps diners eat their seaside fish and chips in peace

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 02:34 PM
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CRY US A RIVER

Warming Arctic Could Put Chill On Squirrel 'Date Nights'

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 02:26 PM
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AND IN BASEBALL

Mets’ Pete Alonso hit first-pitch homer because he had to poop: ‘Straight to the bathroom’

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 02:25 PM
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ALSO 'GOOD SHERRY'

I’m a 102-year-old — good sex is my secret to a long life

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 02:22 PM
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CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Last week, police shared online that Rhinehart was a wanted man for having multiple warrants. They alerted the public to contact them if the 20-year-old was spotted. Rhinehart then replied to the social media post saying, “Y’all almost had [me] the other day you gotta be quicker than that.”

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2023 at 11:47 AM
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