June 22, 2021

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Saskatoon beaver steals Canadian flag, makes dinner out of flag pole

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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YOU KNOW THIS GOT HIGH FIVES FROM THE OTHER HEADLINE WRITERS

When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:31 AM
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DUDE, PASS THE... THING

Years of Smoking Weed May Leave You Grasping for Words

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:29 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Austrian soldier in trouble for pics of swastika tattoo on testicle

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:27 AM
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ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Gypsy moth caterpillars rain poop down on upstate NY

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:19 AM
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SHE WENT TO THE ATM FOR $20

According to the bank receipt she received, Yonkowski had $999,985,855.94 in her account.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:18 AM
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THEY'RE CUTE IN THEIR LITTLE MULTI-ARM SPACESUITS

NASA sends squid from Hawaii into space for research

(Thanks to EricY and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:13 AM
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WE NEED THIS FOR CONGRESS

A CCTV Company Is Paying Remote Workers in India to Yell at Armed Robbers

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:10 AM
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IT WAS THE ONLY HONORABLE COURSE OF ACTION

A Vancouver man who allegedly shot an acquaintance in the leg Tuesday told police he fired at the man after being mooned.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:09 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Marilyn Monroe’s Giant Underpants Are Causing a Stir in Palm Springs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:08 AM
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EVER FIND A COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN?

It could be worse.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:04 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Project seeks to unlock the secrets of Yukon bear scat

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Yes it does. In the woods. Now what?")

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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WE DON'T KNOW, AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Is unvaccinated sperm really the next Bitcoin?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 09:54 AM
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June 21, 2021

BEST PART: 'EACH DRIVER CALLED THE POLICE'

Toyota drivers trade gunshots on I-95 during the Miami rush hour

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 02:56 PM
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IS ANYONE SURPRISED?

Australia the highest per capita cocaine user in the world

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 11:11 AM
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SPORTS UPDATE FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Sports Update From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 11:03 AM
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HE CAN DRIVE AND VOTE HERE

Famed escapee Buddy the beefalo adjusting to life in Florida

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:57 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

The Tamagotchi is making a comeback with the Tamagotchi Smart wearable

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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WE SAW P.I.P.O. OPEN FOR E.L.O.

42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation

(Thanks to Ralph, The Fourth George, pharmaross and Michael and Camille)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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BOLO

800 kg cow dung stolen from village in Chhattisgarh, police register theft case

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 10:49 AM
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