Dave Barry's Blog

A FLORIDA LICENSE

...is en route via drone.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

LAWMAKERS IN ACTION

A legislator in Argentina’s lower house of congress has been forced to resign after he was seen kissing his girlfriend’s bare breasts during an online congressional debate.

(Thanks to Jim Perth, Jay Brandes and pharmaross)

Japanese politician caught watching crocodile video in parliament meeting finally explains himself

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHEREAS THE BACK LAWN IS TOTALLY LEGAL

Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MIRACLE MOOSE

He runs on water.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

We're guessing it's fake. But it's amusing.

TURN OFF THOSE CEILING FANS

Ring’s latest security camera is a drone that flies around inside your house

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Costco Is Already Selling An Advent Calendar Full Of Beer

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

APPARENTLY THEY DON'T READ THE WARNING LABELS

Vaping while pregnant found to have potential impact on prenatal brain development in zebrafish

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THIS BLOG HAS STOPPED WEARING THEM

Will Working From Home Kill the Bra Forever?

(Thanks to Steve K., who notes "sagging sales figures")

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Woman finds venomous snake in her glove compartment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Related: Snake Visits Beauty Store in Kentucky

(Thanks to The Perts)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE DRIVE ON

Man driving stolen construction machinery in Keys tells deputies, ‘I like it’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHOA

Pregnant woman jumps into water, saves husband from shark attack near Florida

(Thanks to Jeffrey Meyerson, who says -- and he is not referring to sharks -- "Do not mess with them.")

AND IN HOCKEY

Neighbor calls police on Lightning fans screaming ‘shoot’

(Thanks to Ralph)

WELL DUH

RCMP investigating man reportedly hiking nude on Summerland’s Full Frontal trail

(Thanks to Ralph)

MARTHA STEWART UPDATE

Dude.

(Thanks to wiredog)

AUTHORITIES WERE TOLD THE ROOM CONTAINED 'SENSITIVE SUPPLIES'

Three Metro-North Railroad employees were suspended after Metropolitan Transportation Authority investigators discovered they'd created a “man cave,” complete with a flat-screen television and a beer-stocked refrigerator, in a storage room beneath Grand Central Terminal.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Mike)

'AN APOLOGY WAS LATER DAUBED ON THE WALL IN BROWN PEN'

Environmental enforcement speak to Brighton diarrhoea suspect

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

At least they're assuming it was brown pen.

THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida man suing McDonald's, claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget

(Thanks to John Lobert and Le Petomane)

IT WAS ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

Illinois man keeps sandwich Richard Nixon half-ate 60 years ago

(Thanks to MOTW)

AND IN SPORTS

Two men are hit with felony charges for cheating in Utah fishing contest after forensic analysis of winning fish proved it came from another lake

(Thanks to Geoff)

SURE IT IS

New Jersey is most physically and mentally fit state, report says

(Thanks to pharmaross)