May 21, 2019

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

The 5-foot-long lizard that was on the loose in Key Largo is finally off the streets

(Thanks to Eric Y)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:14 PM
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DEFINITELY WORTH GOING TO JAIL OVER

A dispute over custody of a hedgehog turned violent Sunday evening when a Florida woman allegedly struck her mother several times in an attempt to take the spiny mammal from the family’s home.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:11 PM
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YIKES

Texas family puts out traps for mouse in house, catches snakes instead

(Thanks to Laura)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:08 PM
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YES

Making your kids go vegan can mean jail time in Belgium

(Thanks to John Gregg, who says “I’m not sure why they took the death penalty off of the table.”)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:05 PM
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HE HAD NO CHOICE

Man doesn’t get pepperoni on pizza, uses gun to threaten store manager

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:57 PM
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THAT’S THEIR STORY AND THEY’RE STICKING TO IT

Here's why sheep was in back seat of Middletown police cruiser

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:41 PM
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CRIMESTOPPER OF THE WEEK SO (burrppp) FAR

Brewery offers free beer for info on stolen van, 42 minutes later, it was located

(Thanks to Greg Snow) 

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:39 PM
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BETTER THAN ON THE SOFA

Vacationers Find Alligator Lounging on Alligator Pool Float at Their Miami Airbnb

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, Ralph, pharmaross and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:37 PM
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‘ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG LEMUR RUSTLERS

Man accused of Newport Beach burglaries pleads guilty to stealing endangered lemur from Santa Ana Zoo

(Thanks to man tom)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:35 PM
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IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE GREAT WHITE SHARK GETS THEM

Goats arrive in Riverside Park to eat invasive weeds

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 02:51 PM
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HE WOULD KNOW

Ghostbusters' Dan Aykroyd says aliens are here - and they want sex with human women

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says “Human women?”)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:33 PM
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SHOCKER: ‘BOTH MEN SMELLED OF ALCOHOL’

Two men end up in court after row about rescuing a duck in McDonald’s

(Thanks to John Lobert) 

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:31 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Nurse, 46, uses emotional support pet SKUNK called Pongo to

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:29 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Miami’s flying car port is almost finished. And the flying cars are not far behind

(Thanks to man tom and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:24 PM
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THE SPIDER WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Georgia woman’s van rolls into river, sinks after spider scare

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:14 PM
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DO NOT EVEN *THINK* ABOUT TRYING THIS IN MIAMI

D.C.’s worst idea ever: Giving regular people the power to issue parking tickets

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:13 PM
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FLORIDA MEN, THAT’S WHAT

Florida Man: what lies behind the Sunshine State's crazy stereotype?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:08 PM
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IF IT CAN MAKE IT THERE...

Great white shark spotted in Long Island Sound for first time ever

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:05 PM
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May 20, 2019

GAME OF THRONES ANALYSIS

This blog knows nothing about Game of Thrones.

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2019 at 09:51 AM
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BUT NOT BEFORE OPENING FOR WAYNE FONTANA AND THE MINDBENDERS

Farting dinosaurs with low sex drives 'ATE themselves into extinction'

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2019 at 09:50 AM
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