April 29, 2025

YEEPERS

Man drops gun, flees charging polar bear in Norway

(Thanks to John Lobert, who asks “How do you say “I need a change of underwear” in Norwegian?”)

Posted by Dave on April 29, 2025 at 01:20 PM
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PRIORITIES

Student rescued from Mount Fuji goes back for his phone and has to be rescued again

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Jim Perth and Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on April 29, 2025 at 09:09 AM
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THOROUGHBRED RACING REPORT

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bring you the Thoroughbred Racing Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 29, 2025 at 09:03 AM
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IN FRANCE'S GENERAL DIRECTION

Night vision camera captures beaver breaking wind

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 29, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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April 28, 2025

THE WORD IS 'MIRACLE'

Valerie the sausage dog ‘fit and well’ after 529 days alone in Australian bush

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "The story here isn’t that she’s 'fit and well,' it’s that she’s alive.")

Posted by Dave on April 28, 2025 at 09:48 AM
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NEW YORK CITY

Try not to inhale.

Posted by Dave on April 28, 2025 at 09:27 AM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Snake falls into margarita at Henrico restaurant, leaving woman traumatized

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 28, 2025 at 08:57 AM
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SOME OF YOU STATES SHOULD BE ASHAMED

Most popular beer in America revealed in new study

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on April 28, 2025 at 08:50 AM
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April 27, 2025

UH-OH

Trusted Toilet Paper Supplier Files for Bankruptcy

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 02:55 PM
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OR, NOT

From now through Friday, May 16, passersby can smell a giant armpit on the street, which will give them a whiff of Billie’s newest tropical-inspired scent, Coco Villa.

(Thanks to Annette)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 01:52 PM
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PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Texas mother arrested after bringing Jell-O shots to 5th-grade classroom party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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AND IN COLLEGE SPORTS

...a USC student won the first-ever sperm race

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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WHO SAYS CUSTOMER SERVICE IS DEAD?

Drug Dealer Apologises For Poor-Quality Heroin and Crack Cocaine, Offers Freebies to Customers

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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BOO

Do You Have 'Ghost Poops'?

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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OOPS

Charity accidentally distributes drug-laced candy to around 400 people

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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WE'RE SURE THEY'LL RETURN IT TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS

Dozens of Chicagoans grab $300K cash that fell off back of Brinks truck

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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YOU GO, GIRLS

These apes form girl gangs to scare off aggressive males

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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YET ANOTHER REASON TO BAN KARAOKE

Woman Allegedly Catches Herpes Virus by Holding Karaoke Mic Too Close to Her Mouth

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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WE'VE SAT NEXT TO THIS GUY

Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly stripped naked, pooped on seat as plane landed

(Thanks to Mezrap, pharmaross and Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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MAKES SENSE

Belief In Satan, Hell Linked To Greater Stress

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on April 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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