January 26, 2021

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Man destroys toilet in bathroom brouhaha

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 11:21 AM
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WHO SAYS GUYS ARE HARD TO BUY GIFTS FOR?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 11:11 AM
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THE DOG MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT

Brockville man charged following altercation with woman after her dog urinates on his shoe

(Thanks to unkle johno)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 11:08 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Man steals tow truck as revenge for company previously towing his car

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:57 AM
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WE SAW FML OPEN FOR THE DOORS

Target pulling products allegedly made with forced monkey labor

(Thanks to Alan West, who says "as opposed to voluntary monkey labor.")

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:54 AM
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WAIT... WHAT?

Florida CFO Jimmy Patronis sent a letter to the International Olympic Committee on Monday encouraging them to consider relocating the 2021 Summer Olympics from Tokyo to the Sunshine State.

(Thanks to Rodney Beterelsen, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:52 AM
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AIRSICKNESS BAGS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE

Japanese airlines have found success in the sale of in-flight meals for those who cannot fly abroad but want to savor them amid the new coronavirus pandemic.

(Thanks to Godot51)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:44 AM
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REASON ENOUGH

PORTLAND, MAINE (AP) — Portland police arrested two people they say attacked a man because his car had Vermont license plates.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:34 AM
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IT'S STILL HIS FAULT

A woman stabbed her husband several times after thinking she found photos of him with a younger woman. It turns out that she herself was that “other” woman. The photo of the couple was taken years ago, when they were dating, police in Sonora, Mexico said.

(Thanks to John Gregg, Jim Kenaston, pharmaross and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:32 AM
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January 25, 2021

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Man who farted in Uber ends up in court

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 01:25 PM
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING

Russian cross-country skier DQed after whipping opponent with ski pole, tackling

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 01:23 PM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE ENGLISH MUFFINS

18-wheeler carrying load of honeybees flips, causes road closure near downtown

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:20 AM
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ONLY BECAUSE IRELAND WAS TOO HUNG OVER TO PARTICIPATE

England and Scotland top global league table for getting drunk most often

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:17 AM
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YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHERE

...she found her car plastered with signs, but they weren’t parking tickets. Instead, a stranger was trying to warn her that there was a 2 metre long snake curled up in her engine.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:12 AM
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BACK THEN THEY WERE MADE OF BAMBOO

120-year-old condom found in Japan

(Thanks to Ralph and Alberto)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:05 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

A 20-year-old man accused of stealing property from hotel guests took pairs of women’s underwear and left a note with his phone number, police documents said.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 08:26 AM
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January 24, 2021

SPORTS NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER

‘Abnormally Large Testicles’ Lead To Sale Of Australian Racehorse

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 02:57 PM
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THIS JUST IN

Giant snow penis appears in Swedish town

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 12:23 PM
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE POLICE

Woman calls police after arriving too late for McDonald’s drive-thru breakfast

(Thanks to AmoebaStampede)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 12:20 PM
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WE HOPE THEY KNOW WHO THEY’RE MESSING WITH

Navy to continue bombing in Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 12:05 PM
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