March 22, 2019

ANYONE FOR A DIP?

Alleged trafficker had 7 sharks in backyard pool in Dutchess County

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2019 at 05:09 PM
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AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Nearly 3,000 piglets on the loose after crash on I-70 in Illinois

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Not My Usual Alias and Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2019 at 05:07 PM
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WELCOME, MONKEY SHOULDER

A distillery announced its giant mixing truck, which looks like a hybrid of a cement mixer and a martini shaker, is going on a tour of Florida.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2019 at 05:05 PM
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SOON IT WILL BE FLYING AS A 'SERVICE ANIMAL'

Texas man brings steer to Petco to test ‘all leashed pets are welcome’ policy

(Thanks to Ralph, Suzie Q Wacvet and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2019 at 09:47 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT THEY WORK GREAT

Chinese customers warned of electric shock risk from toilet seats

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 22, 2019 at 09:42 AM
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March 21, 2019

COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Everybody's doing it: Google Florida Man and your birthday

(Thanks to Howard Cohen)

Posted by judi on March 21, 2019 at 11:30 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man accidentally shoots himself after throwing gun at cockroach to kill it

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:57 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

A Florida man has been arrested after he allegedly shoved a woman when she wouldn't let him in the house to eat egg rolls.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:51 AM
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THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HUMANITY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

Squirrel attacks man at his Sarasota County home

(Thanks to pharmaross, Fabian Marson and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:48 AM
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WE'LL JUST GRAB A SODA FROM THE MACHINE, THANKS

1 in 5 office mugs contain faecal matter - and it's probably not your own

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:44 AM
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THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Alleged burglar found stuck in dentist office's ceiling on Long Island

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:42 AM
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUST A MOVE

CHP chase ends in suspect breakdancing

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Another excuse for us to post this scene from Reno 911.

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:39 AM
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BUT THEY WERE CONSENTING LLAMA PUPPETS

Fall Out Boy Sued for Over-Using Llama Puppets

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:33 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Marks and Spencer shoppers were shocked to see this season's Easter bunnies striking a rather 'suggestive' pose.

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "far worse than Brexit.")

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:27 AM
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THAT WILL DEFINITELY DO IT

‘Flat Earthers’ planning bizarre Antarctica trip to prove conspiracy theory

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:22 AM
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CALIFORNIA TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

State Employees Confused By New ‘Riot’ Button In Elevators At Sacramento Building

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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IS THERE ANYTHING IN AUSTRALIA *BESIDES* SNAKES?

Tasty tangle as spotted black snake makes a meal of red-bellied black snake

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Update: OK, there's this.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Dave Roe)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:08 AM
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'IT WAS A GIFT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS'

'Magic fridge' full of cold beer found in flooded Nebraska field

(Thanks to Catherine DeLorey, Ann and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:06 AM
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THE DOWNSIDE: YOU HAVE TO POUR KETCHUP ON YOUR HEAD

Study reveals chemical in McDonald's fries may be cure for baldness

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:04 AM
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FLORIDA LEADERSHIP UPDATE

Want to be mayor of Port Richey? Show up Tuesday. No felonies, please.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 21, 2019 at 10:00 AM
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