July 24, 2021
PROBABLY NOT WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND WHEN THEY DECIDED TO BECOME FIREFIGHTERS
Fire crews called to Huddersfield Royal Infirmary to cut metal ring off man's penis
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 11:43 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
California man busted in stolen porta-potty truck
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 11:37 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
6:19 p.m. Someone’s dog threw up.
(Thanks to pharmaross and Mary Smith)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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IS THAT BAD?
Woman Completely Filled Her Car's Engine With Water
Advisory: Certain words.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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TRAVELING TO VIETNAM?
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:15 AM
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
How Trying to Secretly Fart Landed Me In The Hospital
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:06 AM
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THIS BLOG’S BRAIN MUST BE THE SIZE OF A PRUNE PIT
Too much coffee can cause your brain to shrink
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Yet another study says beer will increase your intelligence, which we know to be true: Who doesn't feel smarter after a few beers?”)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:02 AM
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July 23, 2021
THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING GIANT, BUT VALID, FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
US border agents seize 15 giant snails
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "They didn't get far on foot.")
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:32 AM
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NO S**T, SIR
Driver tells cops: ‘Man I’m drunk’ after falling asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru
(Thanks to Geoff Scott)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:23 AM
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PUBLISHING AN OPINION ESSAY?
Be sure you proofread the headline.
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sometimes I get chafed on my Schwinn.")
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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SEND THIS RAT TO WASHINGTON
Watch the moment a rat disturbs parliament in Andalucia
(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:00 AM
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NO DOUBT FOR A PARTY AT CHUCK E. CHEESE’S
Maine drug agents seize cocaine disguised as cake
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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STILL NO FLYING CAR, BUT…
This Golden Bathtub Rolls Itself Onto The Balcony
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Large man makes a nice block on Ripple the dog.
(Thanks to Gary)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:54 AM
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July 22, 2021
THATS A LOAD OFF THIS BLOG'S MIND
Bats in Tel Aviv enjoy a rich variety of food
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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'THE SNAKE IS NOT MINE'
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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SOUNDS PAINFUL
WV Fire Marshal’s Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:49 AM
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SEEMS LEGIT
'Time traveller' bizarrely claims he's stuck in 2027 and warns of human extinction
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:48 AM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
'Talking dog' says hello in English accent
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says he is not making fun of the dog's name)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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HEY, THIS BLOG WILL TAKE IT
Shop tells customers to stop paying with ‘sweaty’ cash stored in bras during heatwave
(Thanks to John Lobert and Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:54 AM
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