June 17, 2021

SO WEIRD, BECAUSE THIS USUALLY WORKS

Couple handcuffed together for 123 days in a bid to save relationship break up

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 02:06 PM
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DO CICADAS LIKE THE BEACH?

Apparently.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 02:04 PM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Florida Man On Clearwater Beach Says He Had Permission To Expose Himself

In his defense, he was wearing a shirt.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 02:01 PM
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UPDATE ON THE RAGING BATMAN ORAL-SEX CONTROVERSY

“Batman Forever” star Val Kilmer — who played the legendary Dark Knight in Joel Schumacher’s 1995 film — suggested the Caped Crusader is always down for oral action in a now-viral tweet posted Wednesday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 01:59 PM
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HOW DO YOU TIP IT?

Black Bear Spotted Performing Pole Dance Routine in New Hampshire

(Thanks to John W.)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 09:52 AM
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WE ASSUME THIS IS A LOUD FROG

Scientists name frog found in Ecuadorian Andes after Led Zeppelin

(Thanks to doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 09:50 AM
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'AWKWARD ' IS ONE WORD FOR IT

Awkward Instagram Beauty Trend: Hairy Nails

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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WE SAW GHCO OPEN FOR ELO

Giant horseshoe crab orgy takes over New Jersey beach

(Thanks to pharmaross and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2021 at 09:42 AM
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June 16, 2021

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO POOP YOUR DRAWERS

A giant huntsman emerged on the cockpit ceiling of a Cessna and dropped on top of a panicked pilot, just as the single propeller plane was landing at a tiny airfield in the Northern Territory, Australia.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 05:06 PM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Salma Hayek Reveals Her Pet Owl Once Coughed Up A Hairball On Harry Styles’ Head

(Thanks to AmoebaStampede)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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THIS IS ALSO HOW THE VILLAGERS HANDLE IT IN THE MOVIE

A Minnesota man is accused of burning down a 20-foot tall statue of Frankenstein’s monster that sat on his neighbours property.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 10:38 AM
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AT MINIMUM THERE SHOULD BE A SUBSTANTIAL RE-ENTRY FEE

Petition to deny Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin spaceflight reentry to Earth making the rounds

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW

Cicadas that come out every 17 years may emerge more often in the future

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 10:28 AM
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THEN WHY EVEN GO TO A NATIONAL PARK?

National Park Service once again tells tourists to not push their friends into bears

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 09:05 AM
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BOTH CHIP AND DALE WERE CAUGHT WITH GLOCKS

Disney World sees an increase in number of concealed weapons found: report

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 09:03 AM
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Crayfish take more risks while on antidepressants, study shows

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsmann and Roberto)

We saw the Risk-Taking Crayfish open for Billy Joel.

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 08:57 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

New Jersey Is America's Best State to Live in, New Survey Says

(Thanks to Chuck)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 08:53 AM
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JUST ANOTHER DAY DOWN UNDER

‘Apocalyptic’ spiderwebs carpet Australia after flooding, mouse plague

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Suzie Q Wacvet and Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 08:51 AM
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June 15, 2021

WHY DON'T WE JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS?

A Batman and Catwoman oral sex scene has been removed from a future DC project as the comic publishers claimed “heroes don’t do that”.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 10:55 AM
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URGENT PRESS RELEASE JUST RECEIVED BY THIS BLOG

Did you know that thru-hikers, weekend backpackers and day hikers across the globe shamelessly hit the trails in their birthday suits, hats, hiking boots and backpacks on Hike Naked Day, held on the Summer Solstice, June 21st.

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 10:54 AM
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