June 24, 2021

WAIT... THOSE ARE DIFFERENT PLACES?

Fans Miss Hungary-France Game After Traveling to Bucharest Instead of Budapest

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "No wonder the tickets were so cheap!")

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 11:16 AM
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KENTUCKY SOCIAL NOTE

‘Redneck Rave’ Descends Into Throat Slashing, Impalements, and Mass Arrests

The lengthy getdown, advertised as the “biggest country party you’ll ever go to,” boasted a demolition derby, goldfish racing, and a full-scale football game as well as a series of concerts.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 10:55 AM
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BUT DID THEY CATCH THE BOUQUET?

Wedding crashers steal beer, punch groom and start fight at Ohio reception

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Other than that...")

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 10:49 AM
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MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 10:42 AM
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THEY HAVE AN INCENTIVE TO TAKE SHOWERS

Why single people smell different

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 10:36 AM
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NAME THAT STATE

Motorist Named Booze Arrested For, You Guessed It, Drunk Driving

(Thanks to pharmaross and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 10:31 AM
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PAGING LES NESSMAN

Semi spills hundreds of frozen turkeys in US 20 rollover crash

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2021 at 10:27 AM
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June 23, 2021

ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING TO VISIT AUSTRALIA:

Be advised of this.

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 12:06 PM
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ALL OF THEM, OF COURSE, PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVES' LICENSES

Alligator crosses street trying to escape flock of cranes

(Thanks to John W)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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BIG DEAL. LEGOS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES.

Robots may soon be able to reproduce

(Thanks to Bob Pert)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:49 AM
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WE ASSUME THEY GO TO THE ORBITING LAUNDROMAT

How do astronauts do laundry in space?

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:45 AM
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FINALLY, REAL PROGRESS

Texas Legislature Designates Official State Mushroom

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:04 AM
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SO IT’S A TALKING STRAW?

Scientists Have Invented a Straw That Claims to Instantly Cure Hiccups

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:00 AM
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June 22, 2021

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Saskatoon beaver steals Canadian flag, makes dinner out of flag pole

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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YOU KNOW THIS GOT HIGH FIVES FROM THE OTHER HEADLINE WRITERS

When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:31 AM
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DUDE, PASS THE... THING

Years of Smoking Weed May Leave You Grasping for Words

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:29 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Austrian soldier in trouble for pics of swastika tattoo on testicle

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:27 AM
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ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Gypsy moth caterpillars rain poop down on upstate NY

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:19 AM
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SHE WENT TO THE ATM FOR $20

According to the bank receipt she received, Yonkowski had $999,985,855.94 in her account.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:18 AM
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THEY'RE CUTE IN THEIR LITTLE MULTI-ARM SPACESUITS

NASA sends squid from Hawaii into space for research

(Thanks to EricY and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:13 AM
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