May 08, 2021

TURNS OUT IT WAS A CANDYGRAM*

Hunt for ‘shark’ running around Uni of Wollongong campus ends as satellite tracker found

(Thanks to pharmaross)

*If you don't get the reference, ask a Boomer. Or click here.

Posted by Dave on May 8, 2021 at 09:51 AM
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ADVISORY TO RESIDENTS OF THE EARTH:

Remain indoors.

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on May 8, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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OF COURSE

Rising wood prices may make toilet paper more expensive

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 8, 2021 at 09:42 AM
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DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A FAIR CONTEST

45,000 people apply to kill 12 bison in Grand Canyon

(Thanks to unkle johno)

Posted by Dave on May 8, 2021 at 09:37 AM
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May 07, 2021

CATCHY

Baby named as Ghlynnyl Hylhyr Yzzyghyl, nicknamed Consonant

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 04:44 PM
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GUESS WHERE THIS FAMILY LIVES

"He brought down over 30 snake skins out of the family's roof space, and there was probably another 20 skins up there."

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 04:36 PM
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INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN AUSTRALIA

Snake Slithering on Door Handle Leaves Two Men Trapped Indoors

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 04:30 PM
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IT'S GOING TO NEED THERAPY

Stolen robot mower notifies owner of theft, location

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 04:28 PM
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ENJOY THE SHOW!

The manager of a Minnesota movie theater sold cocaine hidden in a bag of popcorn to a police informant, according to court records.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 08:21 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 08:19 AM
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GROUNDS FOR EXCOMMUNICATION

Fresh pizza vending machine prompts curiosity and horror in Rome

(Thanks to Dave N. and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 08:15 AM
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CSI: WISCONSIN

Village of Hartland Police asks students to stop playing nude ‘Nerf Wars’

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 08:13 AM
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GOTTA MAKE A LIVING

Queen Elizabeth's Sandringham Estate is now selling beer

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 7, 2021 at 08:12 AM
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May 06, 2021

IT'S A RIOT AT WORM PARTIES

This Worm Has 100 Butts

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 04:47 PM
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GUYS IN DOMESTIC ACTION

Man who wasted two YEARS washing up is shocked to find he has a dishwasher hidden behind what he thought was a 'fake cupboard' in his flat

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 04:34 PM
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ENOUGH ALREADY

'Tiger King' star Carole Baskin launches cat-themed crypto coin

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 08:02 AM
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DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME

A Florida teen accused of rigging a homecoming queen election with her mother is being charged as an adult, prosecutors said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 07:58 AM
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'THEY COULDN'T AFFORD A SECOND LIFE PRESERVER'

New Zealand Man Found Clinging to Pool Noodle After Homemade Boat Sinks

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 07:55 AM
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ALLELUIA

Public ball pits will reopen in August

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "A weary world rejoices, I think.")

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 07:53 AM
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THERE WAS NOTHING 'ACCIDENTAL' ABOUT IT

Boy, 4, accidentally buys $2.6K worth of SpongeBob Popsicles on Amazon

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2021 at 07:50 AM
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