April 23, 2019

NORTH TEXAS DINING REPORT

North Texas Mr. Jim’s Restaurant Temporarily Shuts Down After Employees Allegedly Put Miralax On Pizza

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 12:08 PM
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MAYBE, FOR GOOD LUCK, THEY SHOULD TOSS THIS PASSENGER FROM THE PLANE

Another airline passenger tosses coins at plane for good luck, gets whole flight delayed

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 11:01 AM
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CELEBRITY UPDATE

Justin opens the song with "Hi, I'm a baboon, I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:48 AM
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STATESPERSONS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Rival politicians accused each other of using drugs. The result was a showdown at a urinalysis lab.

Send them and their urine samples to Washington.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Hayseed Tom)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:45 AM
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DUDE, THAT'S A NEARLY THREE-DAY SUPPLY

Oregon has 1 million pounds of unsold cannabis

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:41 AM
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EVIDENTLY CHUCK E. CHEESE'S WAS CLOSED

Police break up massive brawl at Worlds of Fun

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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SOON TO BE AN ACTION MOVIE

A man carrying a glass of beer has been rescued from the sea

They managed to persuade him to wade back to the shore, where he was met by the police and given suitable advice.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:36 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Monitor lizard removed from gas station toilet

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:27 AM
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THE WHO?

The Hu Brings Mongolian Metal to No. 1 on Hard Rock Digital Song Sales Chart

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Hu's on first.")

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:22 AM
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NAME THAT CONTINENT!

Snake devours huge frogmouth outside woman's window, disturbing video shows

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:17 AM
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FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Bulletproof Men's Underwear

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:16 AM
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April 22, 2019

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Semi hauling human waste overturns on eastbound I-90

(Thanks to B'game, who says "It was eastbound for Washington, DC.")

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 11:33 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Ancient pee stains help pinpoint humans' switch from hunters to herders, study shows

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 11:11 AM
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BUT MILKING THE TOAD CAN BE STRESSFUL

Smoking Psychedelic Toad Milk Could Alleviate Depression For Up To Four Weeks

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 10:55 AM
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IN FLORIDA, THIS COUNTS AS VOTER SUPPRESSION

CNN reporter stomps Florida lizard during live report

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 10:50 AM
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HOLY WEEK IN FLORIDA

The Easter Bunny literally beat someone up in downtown Orlando last night

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 09:09 AM
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April 21, 2019

HAPPY EASTER, BLOG PEEPS

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Posted by Dave on April 21, 2019 at 11:50 AM
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April 20, 2019

WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS?

I think this is a translation of Lessons From Lucy, but I have no idea what it says. It doesn't seem to say "Lucy" anywhere.

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The dog looks kind of like Lucy, but psychedelic.

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2019 at 01:27 PM
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LIFE ON THE COCKROACH FARM

As farmer Li Bingcai opened the door to his cockroach farm in southwest China, an insect the size of a dart flew into his face.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2019 at 11:46 AM
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REST IN PEAS

Washington may become first state to legalize human composting

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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