January 21, 2020

MIAMI WEATHER FORECASTS ARE NOT LIKE YOUR WEATHER FORECASTS

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Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 03:30 PM
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PLANNING TO COME TO MIAMI FOR THE SUPER BOWL?

You're out of your mind. Here's a handy visitors' guide!

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 12:11 PM
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TOUCHING

Avid fisherman's family honors his memory by bringing boat into funeral home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 11:20 AM
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NO.

Just, no.

(Thanks to B'game and Mac demere)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 11:15 AM
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BOLO

Nearly 100 beehives vanish from California orchard, owner says.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 11:09 AM
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Palm Coast’s Ryan Centofanti, 35, Accused of Drunkenly Driving Down A1A and Repeatedly Firing AR-15-Type Rifle

He already has a Florida license.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 11:06 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Mysterious Cloud Signals Second Coming of ‘Baby Yoda'

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:54 AM
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SERIOUSLY?

Schools Took Away Students’ Phones. Now They’re Treating Separation Anxiety

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:45 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

It's a miracle that our species has survived the invention of the internal-combustion engine.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:42 AM
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CRIMESTOPPER TIP OF THE DAY SO FAR

Cheese slices ‘produce great fingerprints,’ Texas police discover

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:39 AM
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AMERICA TACKLES THE ISSUES

Wendy Williams Seemingly Farted On Her Talk Show And People Are Absolutely Losing It

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:30 AM
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BARTENDER SAYS, WHY THE LONG NOSE?

Wild elephant walks into Sri Lankan hotel and gently wanders around

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:26 AM
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

N.J. hates everyone and everyone hates N.J. in viral map.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ranald Adams and Jeff Meyerson, who notes that only Florida hates itself)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2020 at 10:25 AM
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January 20, 2020

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME

Man steals car with pit bull in backseat, crashes into power pole in Great Falls

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 01:28 PM
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NORTH DAKOTA: THE SPARSELY POPULATED STATE

In its 2020 advertising campaign, North Dakota urges travelers to "follow your curiosity—not the crowds," a nod to the state's wide-open and sparsely populated attractions.

Incredibly, this campaign fails to mention a major attraction in Grand Forks.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 12:36 PM
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ATTENTION, PARENTS WHO THINK THEIR KIDS ARE TOO ATTACHED TO THE INTERNET:

Here's one solution.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 12:27 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

Masters Snooker final halted due to 'whoopee cushion' device planted in the crowd

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 12:17 PM
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THIS BLOG HAS NEVER BEEN PROUDER

US troops drink Iceland capital’s entire beer supply in one weekend

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 12:16 PM
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THE REST, HE WASTED

Former Drexel professor arrested and accused of spending $185,000 in grant money on strippers, sports bars and iTunes

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 12:15 PM
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ALASKA GUYS IN ACTION

A man taking out the trash ended up hiding in hid shed to escape from a moose

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 20, 2020 at 11:40 AM
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