January 22, 2019

SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE: WILDER THAN YOUR WILDLIFE

This was hanging on our front door this morning:

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Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 10:26 AM
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SHE WANTED IT TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO DRIVE LEGALLY

Pennsylvania Woman Tried To Kidnap Kangaroo From Petting Zoo, Take It To Florida, Police Say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 09:29 AM
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NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

A funeral for dead robot dogs

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 09:27 AM
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'BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES'

Flight attendant says overweight passenger forced her to wipe his butt

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 09:14 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

A Florida police department says an officer ran over two people who were lying in a dark roadway to watch Sunday night's lunar eclipse.

(Thanks to pharmaross and funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 09:12 AM
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FIGHTING CRIME IN WASHINGTON STATE

The state Department of Transportation has replaced some mile-marker signs with the numbers 68.9 or 419.9, or removed mileposts 69 and 420 altogether, to combat thefts.

(Thanks to Lynn Burlingame)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 09:09 AM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

'Nun with duffel bag' drops 'severed goat head' on pavement outside Cheltenham pub

(Thanks to Roger in Cheltenham, England)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 09:02 AM
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BUT YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Video shows moose chasing skiers Saturday at Breckenridge Ski Resort

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2019 at 08:59 AM
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January 21, 2019

UPDATE ON THE PHO KEENE GREAT

N.H. Vietnamese restaurant allowed to hang sign with profane-sounding pun

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2019 at 12:23 PM
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THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

Stone circle thought to be thousands of years old was built in the 1990s

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2019 at 11:49 AM
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'SUPER POOPERS'

Study finds stool transplants from some donors are far more effective than others

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2019 at 11:44 AM
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'NOT SURPRISINGLY, ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED'

Passenger Who Jumped 11 Stories Off Cruise Ship Hopes He Doesn’t Inspire Others

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2019 at 10:05 AM
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FIRST BREXIT, AND NOW THIS

Eels in the Thames left hyperactive after Londoners on cocaine urinate into waste water

(Thanks to Roberto)

Now, more than ever, Britain needs Prime Minister Batman.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2019 at 10:01 AM
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THE NEWS FROM STROUD

Massive beef-flavoured Hula Hoop found in Stroud

This has been The News From Stroud.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2019 at 09:53 AM
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January 19, 2019

BEHIND THE ALLEGED MUSIC

In preparation for the Rock Bottom Remainders' forthcoming "gig" (musician lingo) in Minneapolis, some band members gathered in Stephen King's garage (really) to practice "chords," which are these things that sometimes unexpectedly pop up in songs. From left are Ridley Pearson, Greg Iles, Steve and yours truly. And yes, Stephen King really does have boxes coming out of his head. That's where he gets his ideas. 

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Posted by Dave on January 19, 2019 at 03:38 PM
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ONCE AGAIN CANADA DELIBERATELY RATCHETS UP INTERNATIONAL TENSIONS

Canada wants to reclaim moose statue record from Norway

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2019 at 08:34 AM
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BEER MAKING NEWS

Vermont cops confiscate beer from minors, then drink it

(Thanks to EricY)

DOCTORS SAVED MAN'S LIFE BY PUMPING 15 CANS OF BEER INTO HIS BODY

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2019 at 08:23 AM
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THEY ALSO BURNED ECSTASY AND METH

Police Accidentally Get Everyone High After Burning 3 Tons of Marijuana

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2019 at 07:54 AM
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WE HAVE MISSILES. LET'S USE THEM.

Glowing space billboards could show ads in the night sky

(Thanks to Fabian Marson and Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on January 19, 2019 at 07:51 AM
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January 18, 2019

WE HOPE IT WASN'T EXTRA CRISPY

A Jacksonville KFC worker committed restaurant health violations, then was arrested after hitting a customer with chicken, police say.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on January 18, 2019 at 03:39 PM
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