May 21, 2019
IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
The 5-foot-long lizard that was on the loose in Key Largo is finally off the streets
(Thanks to Eric Y)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:14 PM
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DEFINITELY WORTH GOING TO JAIL OVER
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:11 PM
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YIKES
Texas family puts out traps for mouse in house, catches snakes instead
(Thanks to Laura)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:08 PM
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YES
Making your kids go vegan can mean jail time in Belgium
(Thanks to John Gregg, who says “I’m not sure why they took the death penalty off of the table.”)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 04:05 PM
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HE HAD NO CHOICE
Man doesn’t get pepperoni on pizza, uses gun to threaten store manager
(Thanks to Chuck Cody and John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:57 PM
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THAT’S THEIR STORY AND THEY’RE STICKING TO IT
Here's why sheep was in back seat of Middletown police cruiser
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:41 PM
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CRIMESTOPPER OF THE WEEK SO (burrppp) FAR
Brewery offers free beer for info on stolen van, 42 minutes later, it was located
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:39 PM
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BETTER THAN ON THE SOFA
Vacationers Find Alligator Lounging on Alligator Pool Float at Their Miami Airbnb
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, Ralph, pharmaross and Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:37 PM
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‘ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG LEMUR RUSTLERS
(Thanks to man tom)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 03:35 PM
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IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE GREAT WHITE SHARK GETS THEM
Goats arrive in Riverside Park to eat invasive weeds
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 02:51 PM
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HE WOULD KNOW
Ghostbusters' Dan Aykroyd says aliens are here - and they want sex with human women
(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says “Human women?”)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:33 PM
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SHOCKER: ‘BOTH MEN SMELLED OF ALCOHOL’
Two men end up in court after row about rescuing a duck in McDonald’s
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:31 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
Nurse, 46, uses emotional support pet SKUNK called Pongo to
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:29 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Miami’s flying car port is almost finished. And the flying cars are not far behind
(Thanks to man tom and pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:24 PM
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THE SPIDER WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE
Georgia woman’s van rolls into river, sinks after spider scare
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:14 PM
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DO NOT EVEN *THINK* ABOUT TRYING THIS IN MIAMI
D.C.’s worst idea ever: Giving regular people the power to issue parking tickets
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:13 PM
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FLORIDA MEN, THAT’S WHAT
Florida Man: what lies behind the Sunshine State's crazy stereotype?
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:08 PM
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IF IT CAN MAKE IT THERE...
Great white shark spotted in Long Island Sound for first time ever
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on May 21, 2019 at 12:05 PM
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May 20, 2019
GAME OF THRONES ANALYSIS
This blog knows nothing about Game of Thrones.
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2019 at 09:51 AM
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BUT NOT BEFORE OPENING FOR WAYNE FONTANA AND THE MINDBENDERS
Farting dinosaurs with low sex drives 'ATE themselves into extinction'
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on May 20, 2019 at 09:50 AM
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