June 26, 2019

FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT

Do You Live In The City With The Nation’s Worst Drivers?

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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AND THEY ALL HAVE TINY BUT VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

'Super Bug' Termite spreading in Florida chews through concrete and plumbing, spits acid

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2019 at 10:35 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

MMA Fighter Penalized For Kicking Opponent In The Butthole Area

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2019 at 10:33 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Breakdancing moved a step closer to the 2024 Olympics on Tuesday

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2019 at 10:32 AM
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Pennsylvania man claims he planted bomb to warn police about aliens coming to destroy the world

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 26, 2019 at 10:27 AM
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June 25, 2019

SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST ONE

Man Takes Hit To The Family Jewels During Gender Reveal

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 03:02 PM
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CLASSY!

Man drove through Nashville funeral procession in truck stolen from disabled veteran

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 03:00 PM
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NOW THAT WE KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE...

...it's time to do something about it.

(Thanks to Dave N. and Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 02:58 PM
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THEY TOURED WITH WHITESNAKE

Massachusetts residents see 'tornado of poop' after sewer line blockage

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, pharmaross and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 02:55 PM
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AHOY THERE

Drunk Navy pilot spends six hours upside-down in a chimney after getting stuck during an officers’ drinking challenge

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 02:48 PM
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CSI: GRAND CHUTE

Kangaroo reportedly seen hopping across Interstate 41 walking bridge

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 07:55 AM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Coffee could help you burn fat, new study says

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who asks “Why couldn’t it have been beer?”)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 07:53 AM
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AN EQUALLY GRAVE THREAT TO THE COMMUNITY

Suspected meth lab in east Las Vegas home actually a giant cat box

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2019 at 07:51 AM
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June 24, 2019

NOT ALWAYS MAN’S BEST FRIEND

A man was reportedly sprayed in the face with a substance before a dog bit his penis in Croydon .

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2019 at 04:52 PM
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SUNSHINE STATE AMBASSADOR

Naked, dancing Florida man arrested at Mamaroneck gas station

(Thanks to LAschkenasy)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2019 at 04:44 PM
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THAT SHOULD DO IT

Catholic bishop plans to dump holy water from plane to exorcise city's demons

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Better charter a fleet of 747s for Washington, D.C. and be prepared to drain the Potomac.”)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2019 at 10:14 AM
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HO-HUM

Florida driver accidentally drives into a pool

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2019 at 10:11 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY CRUISE

Man Urinating Off Bridge in Berlin Causes Multiple Injuries on Tour Boat Below

(Thanks to Matt Filar, pharmaross and AmoebaStampede, who says “I don't remember this episode of The Love Boat.”)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2019 at 10:09 AM
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June 23, 2019

AND IN SPORTS

Bear halts Colorado marathon by crossing the road

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2019 at 06:35 PM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

NASA Rover on Mars Detects Puff of Gas That Hints at Possibility of Life

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Alternative headline: ‘Martians fart in the general direction of NASA Rover.’")

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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