April 23, 2019
NORTH TEXAS DINING REPORT
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 12:08 PM
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MAYBE, FOR GOOD LUCK, THEY SHOULD TOSS THIS PASSENGER FROM THE PLANE
Another airline passenger tosses coins at plane for good luck, gets whole flight delayed
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 11:01 AM
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CELEBRITY UPDATE
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:48 AM
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STATESPERSONS OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Rival politicians accused each other of using drugs. The result was a showdown at a urinalysis lab.
Send them and their urine samples to Washington.
(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Hayseed Tom)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:45 AM
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DUDE, THAT'S A NEARLY THREE-DAY SUPPLY
Oregon has 1 million pounds of unsold cannabis
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:41 AM
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EVIDENTLY CHUCK E. CHEESE'S WAS CLOSED
Police break up massive brawl at Worlds of Fun
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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SOON TO BE AN ACTION MOVIE
A man carrying a glass of beer has been rescued from the sea
They managed to persuade him to wade back to the shore, where he was met by the police and given suitable advice.
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:36 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Monitor lizard removed from gas station toilet
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:27 AM
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THE WHO?
The Hu Brings Mongolian Metal to No. 1 on Hard Rock Digital Song Sales Chart
(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Hu's on first.")
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:22 AM
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NAME THAT CONTINENT!
Snake devours huge frogmouth outside woman's window, disturbing video shows
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:17 AM
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FATHER'S DAY IS COMING
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
Posted by Dave on April 23, 2019 at 10:16 AM
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April 22, 2019
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Semi hauling human waste overturns on eastbound I-90
(Thanks to B'game, who says "It was eastbound for Washington, DC.")
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 11:33 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS
Ancient pee stains help pinpoint humans' switch from hunters to herders, study shows
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 11:11 AM
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BUT MILKING THE TOAD CAN BE STRESSFUL
Smoking Psychedelic Toad Milk Could Alleviate Depression For Up To Four Weeks
(Thanks to Chris Johnson)
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 10:55 AM
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IN FLORIDA, THIS COUNTS AS VOTER SUPPRESSION
CNN reporter stomps Florida lizard during live report
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 10:50 AM
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HOLY WEEK IN FLORIDA
The Easter Bunny literally beat someone up in downtown Orlando last night
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2019 at 09:09 AM
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April 21, 2019
HAPPY EASTER, BLOG PEEPS
Posted by Dave on April 21, 2019 at 11:50 AM
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April 20, 2019
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS?
I think this is a translation of Lessons From Lucy, but I have no idea what it says. It doesn't seem to say "Lucy" anywhere.
The dog looks kind of like Lucy, but psychedelic.
Posted by Dave on April 20, 2019 at 01:27 PM
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LIFE ON THE COCKROACH FARM
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
Posted by Dave on April 20, 2019 at 11:46 AM
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REST IN PEAS
Washington may become first state to legalize human composting
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
Posted by Dave on April 20, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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