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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A FAIRY TALE

Bride passes out, vomits and gets pooped on during disaster wedding

(Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Seacroft builder found face of E.T on sheet of plywood at work

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BAN KARAOKE

Man Suffers Collapsed Lung by Singing His Heart Out During Karaoke

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND THE TALKING SNAKE ARE FREE TO GO

A Louisiana man busted early today for allegedly trying to enter a neighbor’s apartment at 2 AM explained to police that “a big snake told him to open the victim’s door and go inside,” according to an arrest affidavit.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE DRIVERS

Florida is full of snakes, alligators, sharks and iguanas. Which do you fear the most?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S A FINE PRODUCT

DeWalt Wireless Earphones Recalled Because They're Bursting Into Flames

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

We're guessing this happens when they play "Copacabana."

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Playboy model is kicked out of Florida mall after stripping down and covering her nude body in Nutcracker-themed PAINT to hand out nuts in bizarre festive stunt

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and pharmaross)

WE SAW GUT TWEAK OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Gut tweak can make anyone a ‘morning person,’ Israeli poop analysis suggests

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

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STATES RANKED BY OBEDIENCE LEVEL OF DOGS

Lucy demands a recount.

IT’S CALLED A ‘BOTTLE’

The US Air Force is getting new tech that will make it easier for pilots to pee in flight

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS

A female hockey fan at a Golden Knights game in Vegas decided to remove her prosthetic leg and beat another fan with it during a brawl in the stands.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

ON THE LAM WITH THE DOUGH

Woman Leads Deputies On Wild Pursuit Through Compton In Bread Truck

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

WE DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ANY MORE

Investors Snap Up Metaverse Real Estate in a Virtual Land Boom

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THE ESSENTIALS

Cops: Bethesda man steals $369 worth of erectile dysfunction, insomnia meds from pharmacy

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “He’ll do hard time.”)

WE DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYBODY IN AUSTRALIA IS EVER SHOCKED BY ANYTHING

A Queensland family has been shocked to find a large carpet python curled on the rear-view mirror of their car.

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

World's first living robots can now reproduce, scientists say

(Thanks to Alan West, pharmaross, B&C and The Perts)

AN EXCITING TIME TO BE AN OLD MOUSE

Poop transplant rejuvenates brain of old mice

(Thanks to many people)

GOT A GUY ON YOUR GIFT LIST?

That guy wants this.

(Thanks to John Gregg and Gregory Snow)

Or if you want to spend a little more, this.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

WITH AN OASIS TRIBUTE BAND

Dozens of customers at Britain's highest pub are set to spend a third night trapped by heavy snowfall brought by Storm Arwen.

(Thanks to MOTW and Peter Metrinko)