May 17, 2025

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

U.S. customs agents find parrots stuffed in man’s boots

(Thanks to man tom)

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2025 at 04:48 AM
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HE IS WELCOME ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA

French Man Has Been Driving Without a License Since 1997

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2025 at 04:47 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Ocala woman arrested after punching officer’s testicles, refusing to pay tab at steakhouse

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 17, 2025 at 04:46 AM
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May 16, 2025

OTHER THAN THAT, A SMOOTH FLIGHT

A flight spent 10 minutes with no pilot when the first officer collapsed while the captain was in the bathroom

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:51 AM
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CSI: THE WOODS

Bear steals trail camera in New Hampshire

You know who put him up to it.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:48 AM
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FLORIDA MAN IN ACTION

Man allegedly chases kids to Family Dollar for ding-dong-ditch ‘joke’ at his door

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "And stay off his lawn!")

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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CHICAGO SIGHTING

Here I am at my event in Chicago last night with blog stalwart Not My Usual Alias, who is (I think) dressed as Gene Weingarten dressed as the Costco Chicken Guy. Again: Do not ask me to explain.

NMUA

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:33 AM
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BOOK TOUR UPDATE

Attention: Qatar

Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 07:34 AM
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May 15, 2025

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Scientists discover giant missing blob of water in the middle of the Atlantic

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:15 AM
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UROLOGY PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Urology Professional of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to John Finn)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:07 AM
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CSI: NEBRASKA

Multiple women stealing comforters from JCPenney’s, Lincoln Police say

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:04 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Snake halts Japanese bullet trains

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:02 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Robot sets record by solving Rubik's cube in .103 seconds

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:01 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Your fingers 'prune' the exact same way each time, study suggests

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Gary Schroeder, who asks "What would we do without studies?")

Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 07:13 AM
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May 14, 2025

PHARMAROSS SIGHTING

Tonight at my event at the Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale, the completely insane extremely prolific blog contributor known as pharmaross presented me with a miniature ceramic Cialis bathtub. Do not ask me why.

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Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

'This should not be published': Scientists cast doubt on study claiming trees 'talk' before solar eclipses

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

After solar eclipses you can't shut them up.

Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Naked Man Found in Lowe’s Display Shed with Vaseline and Phone

(Thanks to Actual Name)

Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN FEAR

Plane Drops Frozen Excrement Through Unsuspecting Homeowner’s Roof: “My head was only about 12 or 15 feet away”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

A radar image of a speed offender caught in central Switzerland last month has revealed that the culprit was not only a duck but probably a repeat offender, local authorities have said.

(Thanks to Doug Shedd, Ron Wylie and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Mystery of 'exploding birds' deepens in California

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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