May 17, 2025
ANYTHING TO DECLARE?
U.S. customs agents find parrots stuffed in man’s boots
(Thanks to man tom)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2025 at 04:48 AM
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HE IS WELCOME ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA
French Man Has Been Driving Without a License Since 1997
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2025 at 04:47 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAA
Ocala woman arrested after punching officer’s testicles, refusing to pay tab at steakhouse
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on May 17, 2025 at 04:46 AM
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May 16, 2025
OTHER THAN THAT, A SMOOTH FLIGHT
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:51 AM
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CSI: THE WOODS
Bear steals trail camera in New Hampshire
You know who put him up to it.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:48 AM
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FLORIDA MAN IN ACTION
Man allegedly chases kids to Family Dollar for ding-dong-ditch ‘joke’ at his door
(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "And stay off his lawn!")
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:34 AM
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CHICAGO SIGHTING
Here I am at my event in Chicago last night with blog stalwart Not My Usual Alias, who is (I think) dressed as Gene Weingarten dressed as the Costco Chicken Guy. Again: Do not ask me to explain.
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 08:33 AM
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BOOK TOUR UPDATE
Posted by Dave on May 16, 2025 at 07:34 AM
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May 15, 2025
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Scientists discover giant missing blob of water in the middle of the Atlantic
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:15 AM
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UROLOGY PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to John Finn)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:07 AM
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CSI: NEBRASKA
Multiple women stealing comforters from JCPenney’s, Lincoln Police say
(Thanks to Steve Bradford)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:04 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS
Snake halts Japanese bullet trains
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:02 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Robot sets record by solving Rubik's cube in .103 seconds
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 08:01 AM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Your fingers 'prune' the exact same way each time, study suggests
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Gary Schroeder, who asks "What would we do without studies?")
Posted by Dave on May 15, 2025 at 07:13 AM
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May 14, 2025
PHARMAROSS SIGHTING
Tonight at my event at the Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale, the completely insane extremely prolific blog contributor known as pharmaross presented me with a miniature ceramic Cialis bathtub. Do not ask me why.
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
After solar eclipses you can't shut them up.
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Naked Man Found in Lowe’s Display Shed with Vaseline and Phone
(Thanks to Actual Name)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN FEAR
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to Doug Shedd, Ron Wylie and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Mystery of 'exploding birds' deepens in California
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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