March 03, 2021

'COMPLETE WITH HAIRY NOSTRILS'

Mysterious Nose Sculpture Appears Out of Nowhere at Hart Crane Park in the Flats

(Thanks to Stever)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 04:06 PM
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LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT

Local news channel in Sri Lanka shows a map of USA

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 03:19 PM
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GUYS IN SEAFARING ACTION

Drunk pals floating on inflatable mattress are rescued TWO MILES out to sea… but only panicked when they ran out of beer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 03:00 PM
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THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Ex-Con Used Cat To Clobber Man

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 02:54 PM
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FLORIDA EDUCATION UPDATE

A Zoom presentation for a Titusville High School class was cut short when someone gained access to the session and displayed pornographic material, according to Brevard Public Schools.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 02:52 PM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Froot Loops on pizza

(Thanks to Ralph)

Professional Chef Cooks A Steak In A Toaster

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 10:30 AM
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HATS ON, PEOPLE

The cicadas are coming.

(Thanks to wiredog, who says “No need to send them to Washington; they’re already here.”)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 10:28 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Cats Are Just as Disloyal as You Suspected, New Study Suggests

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 10:26 AM
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YOUR PLUMBING HATES YOU

Trust me on this.

Posted by Dave on March 3, 2021 at 09:15 AM
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March 02, 2021

'ANTS CAN STAY'

AI Attempts To Design Candy Love Hearts

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 2, 2021 at 12:22 PM
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AW

New brochure showcases Oregon's 'adorable' native lamprey species

(Thanks to B'game)

Posted by Dave on March 2, 2021 at 12:20 PM
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‘HELLO, FRONT DESK? OUR BED IS FLOATING.’

First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on March 2, 2021 at 09:05 AM
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SHE HAD HER REASONS

Alabama woman face felony charge after stealing neighbor’s goat and painting it

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 2, 2021 at 09:02 AM
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CSI: TULSA

Burglar busted thanks to Cheeto dust on her teeth: cops

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on March 2, 2021 at 08:59 AM
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March 01, 2021

WE ASSUME THIS WAS A 'SERVICE' CAT

A passenger plane was forced to return to an airport in the Sudanese capital of Khartoum after an angry and aggressive cat, which had somehow got into the cockpit, attacked the pilots shortly after takeoff.

(Thanks to Peter Metrink)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2021 at 01:23 PM
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THIS COULD SAVE THE NEWSPAPER INDUSTRY

Nebraska may be home to the country's only newspaper/liquor store

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2021 at 01:20 PM
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WHAT THE AMERICAN WORKER NEEDS TODAY MORE THAN EVER

A drink-at-home secret base tent.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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GOOD BOY

CCTV captures 'guard dog' hilariously failing test by napping during fake armed raid

Storeowner Name We Are Not Amused By: Worawut Lomwanawong

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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‘ISLANDS IN THE STREAM’ WAS ALSO INVOLVED

‘Terrible’ singer fined after sparking 150 complaints with Abba karaoke

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2021 at 09:39 AM
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WELL, HE’S AVAILABLE

Islanders who call Prince Philip a ‘god’ plan to worship Charles next

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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