April 16, 2021

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER...

...for Runaway Manure Truck!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 11:14 AM
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'IT GOUDA BEEN WORSE'

Bee sting leads to cheese truck crash along Columbia Gorge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 10:37 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Refrigerator Explodes Inside Fort Worth Family's Home

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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EVERYONE TRY TO REMAIN CALM

Garden gnome shortage strikes due to pandemic and Suez Canal blockage

(Thanks to Jeff from Pittsburgh and Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 10:32 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CARPENTERS

Bayonne Bridge traffic stopped while cops rescue stranded possums

(Thanks to Art Kraus)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 09:19 AM
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Thousands come together for Dung Throwing Festival in India

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 09:17 AM
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NOW THE FISH AND THE BIRDS ARE TAKING ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Fish falls from sky, crashes into truck’s windshield in North Carolina, video shows

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 09:09 AM
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April 15, 2021

THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S CREDO:

"Drawbridge, Schmawbridge."

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 04:57 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:18 AM
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GUYS IN SCIENTIFIC ACTION

Two drunk friends were left with swollen penises after injecting each other with a piles cream they heard could give them extra girth

So it worked!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:13 AM
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FOR STARTERS, IT HAS A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE

What to know about the exotic tropical clawed frog in Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:09 AM
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SO WE'RE DOOMED

The New Jersey State Park Police (NJSPP) reported last Friday that their officers had identified and “disarmed” a UFO detecting device found in Wharton State Forest.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:07 AM
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TO THE SAME WOMAN

Man Marries 4 Times, Divorces 3 Times in 37 Day to Qualify for Extended Paid Leave

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:02 AM
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WE NEED A WALL ON THE CANADIAN BORDER

Two Men Went On A Disgusting Poop Rampage At A Tim Hortons In BC

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

Liberal MP causes consternation in House of Commons after appearing naked on camera in front of colleagues

(Thanks to Roberto, pharmaross, Michael Parry, Doug Ogg and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 10:54 AM
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IF THEY SHRINK THEM ENOUGH THEY CAN BE CONGRESSPEOPLE

These Ants Shrink Their Brains for a Chance to Become Queen

(Thanks to Steve K. and Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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April 14, 2021

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNN

Average woman pops 4,153 pimples in her lifetime — and pandemic is making things worse!

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 11:11 AM
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AWKWARD

Twerking dancers overshadow ceremony for Royal Australian Navy’s new warship HMAS Supply

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 10:18 AM
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LET THE ARGUMENTS BEGIN

All US states ranked from best to worst, according to Americans

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:16 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT

Aldi shopper stunned to find live SNAKE in bag of lettuce

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:12 AM
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MOTHER’S DAY IS ALMOST HERE

Japanese Ballpoint Pen Comes With a Live Parasitic Worm

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:08 AM
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