May 12, 2021

NO WORRIES, MATE, THE SNAKES’LL GET ’EM

Horrifying video shows mice 'raining' from sky as 'biblical plague' sweeps Australia

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Ranald Adams, Barry Nester and Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on May 12, 2021 at 09:10 PM
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STEP UP, FELLOWS

Tyson blames underperforming roosters for US chicken shortage

(Thanks to Death Row Doc, pharmaross, Bill Hudgins, Roberto and Marie Bentley, who says she saw Underperforming Roosters open for Flock of Seagulls)

Posted by Dave on May 12, 2021 at 09:06 PM
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ATTENTION, CONSUMERS:

'Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline'

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

Posted by Dave on May 12, 2021 at 12:13 PM
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WHO’S UP FOR DIVING OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA?

Pass.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 12, 2021 at 10:11 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Study Finds Ghost Forest ‘Tree Farts’ Contribute to Greenhouse Gas Emissions

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 12, 2021 at 10:02 AM
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May 11, 2021

WHOA

A Zimbabwean father who has 16 wives and 151 children has revealed he follows a strict four-times-a-night sex schedule to help keep his family growing.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 03:14 PM
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MOTHER'S DAY IN LONE ROCK, WIS.

During a disturbance yesterday afternoon, a 43-year-old woman was tased in the neck by her son, who was upset “because he could not find his phone,” according to police.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 03:08 PM
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FLORIDA'S DEFINITION OF 'DESIGNATED DRIVER'

It's a little different.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 12:14 PM
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YOU KNOW THIS WASN’T IN AUSTRALIA, BECAUSE AN AUSTRALIAN BIKER WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SURPRISED

Biker Screams After Noticing Snake Entangled In Motorbike Handle

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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HOW ABOUT WHAT?

Want to try something different in the New Year? How about fartlek training?

(Thanks to vee)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:53 AM
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BRING YOUR OWN GARLIC

‘Dracula’s castle’ offers tourists Covid shots

(Thanks to The Perts and Anil Haji, who says “Are you sure the vaccine is injected into my neck?" "Yesssss.")

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:51 AM
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IT’S AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT YACHT

Jeff Bezos' superyacht is so big it needs its own yacht

(Thanks to Steve K)

Posted by Dave on May 11, 2021 at 09:48 AM
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May 10, 2021

HOUSTON HOUSECAT

"There is a freaking Bengal tiger roaming in this yard"

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 03:23 PM
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YOU KNOW THOSE COOL-LOOKING BRIDGES THAT ARE MADE OF GLASS SO YOU CAN LOOK STRAIGHT DOWN, AND YOU FIGURE THEY ARE ENGINEERED TO BE PERFECTLY SAFE?

Yeah, no.

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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SOUNDS LEGIT

BJP MLA Surendra Singh has claimed that consuming gaumutra (cow urine) every morning on an empty stomach will “guarantee” protection from the novel coronavirus.

I’ve been abducted by aliens 50 times – people think I’m crazy but I’ve the bruises to prove it happened

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 10:46 AM
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WELCOME TO FLORIDAAAA, NEIGHBOR

A neighborly feud leads to toilets lining a Cape Coral yard

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 09:28 AM
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BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN THERE

Derry man refused bail in court after incident in Muff

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 09:25 AM
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WE ALREADY HAVE THIS: IT’S CALLED A BASEMENT WITH A ROOMBA

Humans to live in connected underground homes with robot servants in 20 years - experts

(Thanks to Ron T)

Posted by Dave on May 10, 2021 at 09:19 AM
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May 09, 2021

CRIME NEWS FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Crime News from Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 05:26 PM
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SO SHE KNEW THEM

A Georgia woman was shocked to find at least 100,000 bees in her home -- for the second time

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "she must be able to count very fast.")

Posted by Dave on May 9, 2021 at 05:14 PM
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