June 13, 2021

IN FACT IT'S IN GUAM

Americans don’t know where their national landmarks are — 1 in 5 thinks Niagara Falls is in Iceland!

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:28 PM
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EVER FORGET WHERE YOU PARKED YOUR CAR?

That was nothing.

Advisory: Bad word.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:27 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Cape Cod lobsterman’s whale of a tale sounds fishy, experts say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:23 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

New Hampshire now has an official state spider

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:21 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

SKYDIVER LANDS IN MIDDLE OF SOCCER GAME AFTER MAIN CHUTE FAILS, GETS YELLOW CARD

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 10:05 AM
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GREAT, WE’LL GO SEE THEM IN OUR FLYING CAR

Healthy mouse pups born from freeze-dried space sperm

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 09:55 AM
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June 12, 2021

HEY, BIRD PEOPLE:

Mrs. Blog and I saw these owls in the Everglades today. Does anybody know what brand of owl they are?

UPDATE: Consensus is they’re barred owls. Barred from what, I don’t know.

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Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 04:36 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naples man calls 911 about McDonald’s order & says he has cocaine ‘in his butt’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS, LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOW

‘Explosive diarrhea’ halts production on NBC’s ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ competition show

(Thanks to pharmaross and Kevin Meerschaert)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:42 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man paints massive 'Welcome to Perth' sign on roof of building next to Sydney Airport

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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HAVE WE CONSIDERED SIMPLY EVACUATING AUSTRALIA?

'Huge' Venomous Snake Found in Child's Toy Basket

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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SO HOW WAS *YOUR* DAY?

Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman

(Thanks to Nancy Gill, annfarr, The Perts, Al Barkafski, pharmaross and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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BEFORE THE INTERNET, THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

Professional headlice remover shares the worst nits she's ever treated

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Why am I not surprised that this is from Australia?”)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:28 AM
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June 11, 2021

REALLY? 'SHAKOPEE?'

Shakopee man used toilet tank cover in assault

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:52 PM
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MOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR, SPORTS DIVISION

Padres fan makes incredible foul ball catch while holding baby

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:49 PM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

News People Waterlooville street shocked as ice block containing frozen poo crashes into the street from passing airplane

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:47 PM
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IT'S PROBABLY THE SQUIRRELS

Earth's core is growing 'lopsided' and scientists don't know why

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:45 PM
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THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THE MATTER

A High Falls man went to jail for pulling a pistol on a coworker who allegedly peed on the toilet seat on June 1.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:54 PM
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WILDLIFE INDEED

Wildlife manager discovers $1.2 million in cocaine washed ashore at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:51 PM
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava recently appointed Jane Gilbert to the unique and brand-new position of interim chief heat officer.

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:50 PM
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