January 26, 2021
NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
SCIENTISTS CONTROL CYBORG VENUS FLY TRAPS WITH SMARTPHONE
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 03:47 PM
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IT WAS ASKING FOR IT
Man destroys toilet in bathroom brouhaha
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 11:21 AM
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WHO SAYS GUYS ARE HARD TO BUY GIFTS FOR?
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 11:11 AM
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THE DOG MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT
Brockville man charged following altercation with woman after her dog urinates on his shoe
(Thanks to unkle johno)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 11:08 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
Man steals tow truck as revenge for company previously towing his car
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:57 AM
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WE SAW FML OPEN FOR THE DOORS
Target pulling products allegedly made with forced monkey labor
(Thanks to Alan West, who says "as opposed to voluntary monkey labor.")
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:54 AM
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WAIT... WHAT?
(Thanks to Rodney Beterelsen, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:52 AM
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AIRSICKNESS BAGS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE
(Thanks to Godot51)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:44 AM
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REASON ENOUGH
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:34 AM
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IT'S STILL HIS FAULT
A woman stabbed her husband several times after thinking she found photos of him with a younger woman. It turns out that she herself was that “other” woman. The photo of the couple was taken years ago, when they were dating, police in Sonora, Mexico said.
(Thanks to John Gregg, Jim Kenaston, pharmaross and Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on January 26, 2021 at 07:32 AM
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January 25, 2021
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
Man who farted in Uber ends up in court
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 01:25 PM
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING
Russian cross-country skier DQed after whipping opponent with ski pole, tackling
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 01:23 PM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE ENGLISH MUFFINS
18-wheeler carrying load of honeybees flips, causes road closure near downtown
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:20 AM
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ONLY BECAUSE IRELAND WAS TOO HUNG OVER TO PARTICIPATE
England and Scotland top global league table for getting drunk most often
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:17 AM
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YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHERE
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:12 AM
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BACK THEN THEY WERE MADE OF BAMBOO
120-year-old condom found in Japan
(Thanks to Ralph and Alberto)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 11:05 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
Posted by Dave on January 25, 2021 at 08:26 AM
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January 24, 2021
SPORTS NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER
‘Abnormally Large Testicles’ Lead To Sale Of Australian Racehorse
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 02:57 PM
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THIS JUST IN
Giant snow penis appears in Swedish town
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 12:23 PM
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE POLICE
Woman calls police after arriving too late for McDonald’s drive-thru breakfast
(Thanks to AmoebaStampede)
Posted by Dave on January 24, 2021 at 12:20 PM
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