Dave Barry's Blog

THEY TOURED WITH IGGY POP

Sex-partying drywallers fired

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘LITTLE MR. TRITIUM’

Japan scraps mascot promoting Fukushima wastewater dump

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Kyrgyzstan will use a herbal tonic to treat COVID-19, its health minister said on Friday after his president praised the remedy - despite warnings from a medical expert that it contained a potentially lethal poison.

(Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE THINGS AREN’T BAD ENOUGH

Jumping Worms in Midwest

(Thanks to Barry Nester and man tom, who says “Jumping their way to FL no doubt.”) 

SOUNDS PAINFUL

Ocean Isle Wins Appeal on Terminal Groin

(Thank to pharmaross)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER...

...for Runaway Manure Truck!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'IT GOUDA BEEN WORSE'

Bee sting leads to cheese truck crash along Columbia Gorge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Refrigerator Explodes Inside Fort Worth Family's Home

(Thanks to MOTW)

EVERYONE TRY TO REMAIN CALM

Garden gnome shortage strikes due to pandemic and Suez Canal blockage

(Thanks to Jeff from Pittsburgh, Al Barkafski, Ron T and Doug Ogg)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CARPENTERS

Bayonne Bridge traffic stopped while cops rescue stranded possums

(Thanks to Art Kraus)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Thousands come together for Dung Throwing Festival in India

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW THE FISH AND THE BIRDS ARE TAKING ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Fish falls from sky, crashes into truck’s windshield in North Carolina, video shows

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S CREDO:

"Drawbridge, Schmawbridge."

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant

(Thanks to Roberto)

GUYS IN SCIENTIFIC ACTION

Two drunk friends were left with swollen penises after injecting each other with a piles cream they heard could give them extra girth

So it worked!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FOR STARTERS, IT HAS A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE

What to know about the exotic tropical clawed frog in Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SO WE'RE DOOMED

The New Jersey State Park Police (NJSPP) reported last Friday that their officers had identified and “disarmed” a UFO detecting device found in Wharton State Forest.

(Thanks to Ralph)

TO THE SAME WOMAN

Man Marries 4 Times, Divorces 3 Times in 37 Day to Qualify for Extended Paid Leave

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

WE NEED A WALL ON THE CANADIAN BORDER

Two Men Went On A Disgusting Poop Rampage At A Tim Hortons In BC

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

Liberal MP causes consternation in House of Commons after appearing naked on camera in front of colleagues

(Thanks to Roberto, pharmaross, Michael Parry, Doug Ogg and Allen at Division)

IF THEY SHRINK THEM ENOUGH THEY CAN BE CONGRESSPEOPLE

These Ants Shrink Their Brains for a Chance to Become Queen

(Thanks to Steve K. and Suzie Q Wacvet)