July 23, 2021
THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING GIANT, BUT VALID, FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
US border agents seize 15 giant snails
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "They didn't get far on foot.")
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:32 AM
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NO S**T, SIR
Driver tells cops: ‘Man I’m drunk’ after falling asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru
(Thanks to Geoff Scott)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:23 AM
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PUBLISHING AN OPINION ESSAY?
Be sure you proofread the headline.
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sometimes I get chafed on my Schwinn.")
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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SEND THIS RAT TO WASHINGTON
Watch the moment a rat disturbs parliament in Andalucia
(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:00 AM
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NO DOUBT FOR A PARTY AT CHUCK E. CHEESE’S
Maine drug agents seize cocaine disguised as cake
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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STILL NO FLYING CAR, BUT…
This Golden Bathtub Rolls Itself Onto The Balcony
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Large man makes a nice block on Ripple the dog.
(Thanks to Gary)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:54 AM
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July 22, 2021
THATS A LOAD OFF THIS BLOG'S MIND
Bats in Tel Aviv enjoy a rich variety of food
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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'THE SNAKE IS NOT MINE'
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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SOUNDS PAINFUL
WV Fire Marshal’s Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:49 AM
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SEEMS LEGIT
'Time traveller' bizarrely claims he's stuck in 2027 and warns of human extinction
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:48 AM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
'Talking dog' says hello in English accent
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says he is not making fun of the dog's name)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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HEY, THIS BLOG WILL TAKE IT
Shop tells customers to stop paying with ‘sweaty’ cash stored in bras during heatwave
(Thanks to John Lobert and Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:54 AM
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WE SAW THE KAYAKER-PUNCHING SHRIMP OPEN FOR DEVO
(Thanks to Mac)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:44 AM
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‘HELLO, DAD? ABOUT THE CAR….’
Teenage Driver Receives Citation After Car Ends Up in Lakewood Swimming Pool
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:40 AM
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July 21, 2021
OUR HEART ACHES FOR HIM
Man ‘stuck’ with 10,000 #FreeBrittany t-shirts after trying to make money from Britney Spears case
(Thanks to Dave N.)
Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 03:21 PM
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LOOKS LEGIT, BUT TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE WE'D NEED TO SEE ITS FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Man claims to have filmed Bigfoot carrying a baby sasquatch across a river
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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'A HOE IS A GARDENING TOOL'
Facebook snafu spells trouble for gardening group
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:31 AM
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YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE, DUDE
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:25 AM
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HE STOLE A SCOOTER
Brooklyn man arrested for robbing 7-year-old
(Thanks to ImNotDave)
Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:23 AM
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