April 16, 2021

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Thousands come together for Dung Throwing Festival in India

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 09:17 AM
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NOW THE FISH AND THE BIRDS ARE TAKING ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Fish falls from sky, crashes into truck’s windshield in North Carolina, video shows

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on April 16, 2021 at 09:09 AM
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April 15, 2021

THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S CREDO:

"Drawbridge, Schmawbridge."

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 04:57 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:18 AM
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GUYS IN SCIENTIFIC ACTION

Two drunk friends were left with swollen penises after injecting each other with a piles cream they heard could give them extra girth

So it worked!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:13 AM
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FOR STARTERS, IT HAS A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE

What to know about the exotic tropical clawed frog in Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:09 AM
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SO WE'RE DOOMED

The New Jersey State Park Police (NJSPP) reported last Friday that their officers had identified and “disarmed” a UFO detecting device found in Wharton State Forest.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:07 AM
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TO THE SAME WOMAN

Man Marries 4 Times, Divorces 3 Times in 37 Day to Qualify for Extended Paid Leave

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 11:02 AM
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WE NEED A WALL ON THE CANADIAN BORDER

Two Men Went On A Disgusting Poop Rampage At A Tim Hortons In BC

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

Liberal MP causes consternation in House of Commons after appearing naked on camera in front of colleagues

(Thanks to Roberto, pharmaross, Michael Parry, Doug Ogg and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 10:54 AM
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IF THEY SHRINK THEM ENOUGH THEY CAN BE CONGRESSPEOPLE

These Ants Shrink Their Brains for a Chance to Become Queen

(Thanks to Steve K. and Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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April 14, 2021

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNN

Average woman pops 4,153 pimples in her lifetime — and pandemic is making things worse!

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 11:11 AM
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AWKWARD

Twerking dancers overshadow ceremony for Royal Australian Navy’s new warship HMAS Supply

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 10:18 AM
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LET THE ARGUMENTS BEGIN

All US states ranked from best to worst, according to Americans

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:16 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT

Aldi shopper stunned to find live SNAKE in bag of lettuce

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:12 AM
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MOTHER’S DAY IS ALMOST HERE

Japanese Ballpoint Pen Comes With a Live Parasitic Worm

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:08 AM
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MOVE OVER, R2-D2

Make way for the Beerbot.

(Thanks to Dave N, who says “I would name it after my ex-wife.”)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 09:01 AM
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NOPE

Creepy 'Eyecam' is shaped just like a human EYE and can see, blink, look around and observe you during video calls

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 08:57 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

There’s a looming shortage of tea bubbles.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, who asks “Where will it all end?”)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2021 at 08:55 AM
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April 13, 2021

YUP

America’s most stressful road is in Miami.

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2021 at 02:24 PM
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SO THE HORNETS CAN MOVE, BUT NOT *KNOWINGLY*

The agency seeks to impose a quarantine on all live hornets, which would outlaw the sale, distribution or knowing movement of hornets in Washington.

(Thanks to B'game, who says "This will do the trick.")

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2021 at 01:37 PM
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