July 25, 2021
'DON'T MESS WITH US'
(Thanks to Joen Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:28 AM
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HENCE THE NAME
In-flight lightning strike grounds 2 F-35B Lightning II jets
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:26 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Couple's anniversary dinner interrupted when nudist cruise pulls up beside them
(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)
Note that this blog is not making note of the name of the male member (Hah!) of the couple.
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:20 AM
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'I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE A BADASS OR SOMETHING'
O'Riley's Uptown Tavern customer accidentally shoots himself while showing off gun
Guess the state.
(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:14 AM
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SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE HIS SMARTPHONE PRIVILEGES
14-Year-Old Forced to Do House Chores Reports His Father to Police for “Illegal Child Labor”
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:11 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:06 AM
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WHO SAYS NEBRASKA ISN'T EXCITING?
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "There will be some sore winners.")
Posted by Dave on July 25, 2021 at 10:02 AM
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July 24, 2021
PROBABLY NOT WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND WHEN THEY DECIDED TO BECOME FIREFIGHTERS
Fire crews called to Huddersfield Royal Infirmary to cut metal ring off man's penis
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 11:43 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
California man busted in stolen porta-potty truck
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 11:37 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
6:19 p.m. Someone’s dog threw up.
(Thanks to pharmaross and Mary Smith)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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IS THAT BAD?
Woman Completely Filled Her Car's Engine With Water
Advisory: Certain words.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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TRAVELING TO VIETNAM?
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:15 AM
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
How Trying to Secretly Fart Landed Me In The Hospital
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:06 AM
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THIS BLOG’S BRAIN MUST BE THE SIZE OF A PRUNE PIT
Too much coffee can cause your brain to shrink
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Yet another study says beer will increase your intelligence, which we know to be true: Who doesn't feel smarter after a few beers?”)
Posted by Dave on July 24, 2021 at 10:02 AM
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July 23, 2021
THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING GIANT, BUT VALID, FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
US border agents seize 15 giant snails
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "They didn't get far on foot.")
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:32 AM
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NO S**T, SIR
Driver tells cops: ‘Man I’m drunk’ after falling asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru
(Thanks to Geoff Scott)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:23 AM
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PUBLISHING AN OPINION ESSAY?
Be sure you proofread the headline.
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sometimes I get chafed on my Schwinn.")
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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SEND THIS RAT TO WASHINGTON
Watch the moment a rat disturbs parliament in Andalucia
(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:00 AM
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NO DOUBT FOR A PARTY AT CHUCK E. CHEESE’S
Maine drug agents seize cocaine disguised as cake
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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STILL NO FLYING CAR, BUT…
This Golden Bathtub Rolls Itself Onto The Balcony
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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