November 30, 2022

MIAMI DOLPHINS FANS:

In case you missed it, here's the interview this blog did with the great Larry Csonka at the Miami book Fair.

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 01:17 PM
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AS ATTRACTIVE AS IT SOUNDS

Realistic Eyeball Toenail Art

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 12:54 PM
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AUSTRALIA: EVEN THE COCKATOOS ARE DEADLY

‘A bit horrifying’: the Melbourne cockatoo dropping pot plants from four storeys up

We don't think these are the kind of pot plants we were thinking of when we first read the headline.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 12:53 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, DUDE, IS WAS A GREAT AFFAIR

‘Poisonous’ level of marijuana in caterer’s food derails wedding, Florida lawsuit says

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

This story reminds us of a key plot element in this book.

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 12:38 PM
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BUT PRESUMABLY NOT THE OZZY OSBOURNE METHOD

Bats use the same techniques as death metal singers to vocalize, study finds

(Thanks to Steve K, GJ, pharmaross and Ralph) 

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 10:10 AM
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CELEBRITY GLAMOR UPDATE

Drake gifts DJ Khaled $20K toilets for birthday: ‘This is not no regular bowl’

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 08:52 AM
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AND IN QATAR SPORTS

Camels battle it out in Qatar beauty contest

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says “Wait till you see them in bathing suits!”)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 08:41 AM
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FOR SOME OF US THAT WOULD BE A VERY LONG WALK

Can your dog legally poop in someone’s yard in Iowa?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 08:38 AM
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THE UPSIDE

Climate change is altering squirrels' SPERM

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 08:36 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Alpaca Poo Could Be The Key To Staying Warm This Winter

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 30, 2022 at 08:32 AM
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November 29, 2022

WAIT... IS THAT WRONG?

Ohio lawyer is accused of tossing poop-filled Pringles can into parking lot of victims advocacy center

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 03:38 PM
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THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

It's here! We're sorry.

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 01:43 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi friend ,

We are selling screws and showers ,

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 09:37 AM
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TIME FOR A TELEVISED CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION

An audio clip from the hit children's film Toy Story 3 has left internet users up in arms after a TikTok user claimed that they could hear the movie's Ken doll using a very rude expletive - while others insisted they hear nothing but an innocent exclamation.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 08:56 AM
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SHOW AND TELL

An Arizona middle school teacher has resigned from the district and was banned from OnlyFans after she filmed pornographic material in her classroom.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 08:53 AM
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GUESS THE STATE

Man Busted For Striking Girlfriend With Sex Toy During Motel Argument

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 08:49 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Skunk spotted in the stands during Browns-Buccaneers game

(Thanks to Gregory Snow and Ralph)

Spanish athlete slaps watermelons to break Guinness World Record

“Athlete.”

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on November 29, 2022 at 08:41 AM
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November 28, 2022

LOOKING FOR A GIFT FOR THAT HARD-TO-PLEASE HERPETOLOGIST?

Your search is over.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 03:42 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

I'm sorry to hurry you up. I've been waiting for your reply during 8 days.

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:39 AM
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DO *NOT* PASS GO

Man arrested after family Monopoly game turns violent, Tulsa police say

(Thanks to Alan West, who says "I hope he kept his 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.")

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2022 at 10:39 AM
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