June 23, 2021
ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING TO VISIT AUSTRALIA:
Be advised of this.
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 12:06 PM
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ALL OF THEM, OF COURSE, PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVES' LICENSES
Alligator crosses street trying to escape flock of cranes
(Thanks to John W)
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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BIG DEAL. LEGOS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES.
Robots may soon be able to reproduce
(Thanks to Bob Pert)
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:49 AM
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WE ASSUME THEY GO TO THE ORBITING LAUNDROMAT
How do astronauts do laundry in space?
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:45 AM
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FINALLY, REAL PROGRESS
Texas Legislature Designates Official State Mushroom
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:04 AM
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SO IT’S A TALKING STRAW?
Scientists Have Invented a Straw That Claims to Instantly Cure Hiccups
(Thanks to Dave N.)
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2021 at 09:00 AM
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June 22, 2021
CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY
Saskatoon beaver steals Canadian flag, makes dinner out of flag pole
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:34 AM
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YOU KNOW THIS GOT HIGH FIVES FROM THE OTHER HEADLINE WRITERS
When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:31 AM
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DUDE, PASS THE... THING
Years of Smoking Weed May Leave You Grasping for Words
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:29 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
Austrian soldier in trouble for pics of swastika tattoo on testicle
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:27 AM
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ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS
Gypsy moth caterpillars rain poop down on upstate NY
(Thanks to DaninDallas)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:19 AM
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SHE WENT TO THE ATM FOR $20
According to the bank receipt she received, Yonkowski had $999,985,855.94 in her account.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:18 AM
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THEY'RE CUTE IN THEIR LITTLE MULTI-ARM SPACESUITS
NASA sends squid from Hawaii into space for research
(Thanks to EricY and Jim Kenaston)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:13 AM
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WE NEED THIS FOR CONGRESS
A CCTV Company Is Paying Remote Workers in India to Yell at Armed Robbers
(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:10 AM
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IT WAS THE ONLY HONORABLE COURSE OF ACTION
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:09 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH
Marilyn Monroe’s Giant Underpants Are Causing a Stir in Palm Springs
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:08 AM
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EVER FIND A COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN?
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 10:04 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Project seeks to unlock the secrets of Yukon bear scat
(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Yes it does. In the woods. Now what?")
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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WE DON'T KNOW, AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
Is unvaccinated sperm really the next Bitcoin?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Posted by Dave on June 22, 2021 at 09:54 AM
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June 21, 2021
BEST PART: 'EACH DRIVER CALLED THE POLICE'
Toyota drivers trade gunshots on I-95 during the Miami rush hour
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2021 at 02:56 PM
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