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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Salma Hayek Reveals Her Pet Owl Once Coughed Up A Hairball On Harry Styles’ Head

(Thanks to AmoebaStampede)

THIS IS ALSO HOW THE VILLAGERS HANDLE IT IN THE MOVIE

A Minnesota man is accused of burning down a 20-foot tall statue of Frankenstein’s monster that sat on his neighbours property.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

AT MINIMUM THERE SHOULD BE A SUBSTANTIAL RE-ENTRY FEE

Petition to deny Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin spaceflight reentry to Earth making the rounds

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW

Cicadas that come out every 17 years may emerge more often in the future

(Thanks to The Perts)

THEN WHY EVEN GO TO A NATIONAL PARK?

National Park Service once again tells tourists to not push their friends into bears

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

BOTH CHIP AND DALE WERE CAUGHT WITH GLOCKS

Disney World sees an increase in number of concealed weapons found: report

(Thanks to MOTW)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Crayfish take more risks while on antidepressants, study shows

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsmann and Roberto)

We saw the Risk-Taking Crayfish open for Billy Joel.

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

New Jersey Is America's Best State to Live in, New Survey Says

(Thanks to Chuck)

JUST ANOTHER DAY DOWN UNDER

‘Apocalyptic’ spiderwebs carpet Australia after flooding, mouse plague

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Suzie Q Wacvet and Jay Brandes)

WHY DON'T WE JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS?

A Batman and Catwoman oral sex scene has been removed from a future DC project as the comic publishers claimed “heroes don’t do that”.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

URGENT PRESS RELEASE JUST RECEIVED BY THIS BLOG

Did you know that thru-hikers, weekend backpackers and day hikers across the globe shamelessly hit the trails in their birthday suits, hats, hiking boots and backpacks on Hike Naked Day, held on the Summer Solstice, June 21st.

AND IN SPORTS

Olympic hopeful Shelby Houlihan blames burrito for positive steroid test

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOPE

Meet the pacu fish dubbed as the 'ball-cutter' fish

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SWELL. WE’LL GO PICK IT UP IN OUR FLYING CAR.

Microsoft to release the Xbox Mini Fridge before the end of 2021

(Thanks to Dave N.)

WE NEED TO STEP UP, AMERICA

The Girl Scouts have an unusual problem this year: 15 million boxes of unsold cookies.

(Thanks to Roberto and EricY)

NO, NO IT'S NOT

Double Mustache Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

Florida city accidentally sells its water tower

(Thanks to coscolo and pharmaross)

AUSTRALIA FINDS THIS HILARIOUS

Snake at large in Winnipeg after scaring Fort Rouge man who spotted it while mowing the lawn

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE’RE WITH THE INTERNET

The Internet wants Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa

Maybe put some cicadas on top for flavor.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

IF THE HEALTH INSPECTOR FINDS INSECTS IN THE KITCHEN, THE RESTAURANT GETS FINED. AND YET…

Restaurant tests out pizza topped with cicadas

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)