January 16, 2019

HO HUM

Deadly snake spotted devouring huge lizard on Australian beach

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "In other news, water is wet.")

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 12:37 PM
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THAT'S HIS STORY, ANYWAY

Guy on Ambien accidentally proposes to girlfriend, wakes up and doesn't remember any of it

(Thanks to Wolverine, who says "This definitely belongs on the warning label.")

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 12:32 PM
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IT'S FLORIDA, SO THIS SHOULD BE COVERED BY THE WARRANTY

Miami Gardens man finds boa constrictor in car’s engine

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 12:30 PM
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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY

Woman is caught with 24 GERBILS strapped to her legs under her skirt at a Taiwanese customs checkpoint

(Thanks to Mac Turl)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 12:19 PM
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SEEMS KIND OF... REDUNDANT

Man treated in hospital after injecting himself with own semen

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 12:16 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

'They come back with big eyes': pétanque rocked by drug allegations

(Thanks to John Dodds, who says "Drugs? In Petanque?")

This blog happens to be familiar with petanque, having played it at a high level. (Get it? A "high" level?" Har!)  Another link about this blog's petanque exploits can be found here.

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 12:09 PM
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'SUPERMODEL KAIA GERBER HAS ALREADY FREQUENTED SKIN CAMP'

First "Facial Workout" Studio Opens in L.A.

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 11:36 AM
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A FLORIDA TANK LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Tank said to have rolled across highway as crew dozed inside

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who says "I think tanks always have the right of way.")

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 11:26 AM
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WHAT CHOICE DID SHE HAVE?

Florida woman pulls gun at salon after being told to take a 'chill pill'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 11:20 AM
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SECOND THROUGH SEVENTEENTH PLACES WENT TO WOLVES

Runner crosses marathon distance in Siberia at insane -60°C

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko) 

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2019 at 10:20 AM
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January 15, 2019

NOT FUNNY, BUT FASCINATING

The true story of the Thai cave rescues.

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 02:48 PM
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GUYS

One in three women told condom was 'too small' to use, research finds

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:35 AM
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SO IT’S SETTLED

Ph.D. Student’s Thesis Presents “Scientific Evidence” The Earth Is Flat

(Thanks to Laurie Ann-Farr Cavanaugh Bobskill)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:30 AM
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APPARENTLY JESUS HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Man said Jesus told him to drive Ferrari off Palm Beach dock

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:25 AM
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TOTALLY REASONABLE

Bride wants bridesmaids to wear contacts so their eyes don't clash with dresses

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:22 AM
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POLICE WERE HOT ON THE TRAIL

Panties, bras fly from car window during dangerous high-speed chase from Portage to Chesterton, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:20 AM
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WE’RE ON OUR WAY

Tanker truck carrying 3,500 gallons of chocolate spills onto Arizona's I-40

(Thanks to funny man, Dave Emery, Al Barkafski, Jane Linderman, Jay Brandeis, pharmaross, Le Petomane and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:16 AM
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THESE ARE CONSENTING SPIDERS

Australian Reptile Park releases video of funnel web spiders mating

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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January 14, 2019

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

DARPA Wants to Build Conscious Robots Using Insect Brains

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2019 at 12:36 PM
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NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO MIAMI

Houston police chief writes 140 mph speeding ticket to driver of Dodge Viper

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2019 at 12:32 PM
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