July 23, 2021

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING GIANT, BUT VALID, FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

US border agents seize 15 giant snails

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "They didn't get far on foot.")

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:32 AM
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NO S**T, SIR

Driver tells cops: ‘Man I’m drunk’ after falling asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:23 AM
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PUBLISHING AN OPINION ESSAY?

Be sure you proofread the headline.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sometimes I get chafed on my Schwinn.")

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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SEND THIS RAT TO WASHINGTON

Watch the moment a rat disturbs parliament in Andalucia

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 10:00 AM
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NO DOUBT FOR A PARTY AT CHUCK E. CHEESE’S

Maine drug agents seize cocaine disguised as cake

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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STILL NO FLYING CAR, BUT…

This Golden Bathtub Rolls Itself Onto The Balcony

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Large man makes a nice block on Ripple the dog.

(Thanks to Gary)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2021 at 09:54 AM
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July 22, 2021

THATS A LOAD OFF THIS BLOG'S MIND

Bats in Tel Aviv enjoy a rich variety of food

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:58 AM
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'THE SNAKE IS NOT MINE'

A Kwekwe man who was found in possession of a snake in his vehicle, bringing business to a standstill in the city centre on Tuesday, has denied any connection to the reptile.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:56 AM
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SOUNDS PAINFUL

WV Fire Marshal’s Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:49 AM
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SEEMS LEGIT

'Time traveller' bizarrely claims he's stuck in 2027 and warns of human extinction

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:48 AM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

'Talking dog' says hello in English accent

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says he is not making fun of the dog's name)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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HEY, THIS BLOG WILL TAKE IT

Shop tells customers to stop paying with ‘sweaty’ cash stored in bras during heatwave

(Thanks to John Lobert and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:54 AM
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WE SAW THE KAYAKER-PUNCHING SHRIMP OPEN FOR DEVO

Watch What Happens When A Mantis Shrimp, Which Has One Of The Most Powerful Punches In The World, Punches A Kayaker

(Thanks to Mac)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:44 AM
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‘HELLO, DAD? ABOUT THE CAR….’

Teenage Driver Receives Citation After Car Ends Up in Lakewood Swimming Pool

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2021 at 08:40 AM
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July 21, 2021

OUR HEART ACHES FOR HIM

Man ‘stuck’ with 10,000 #FreeBrittany t-shirts after trying to make money from Britney Spears case

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 03:21 PM
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LOOKS LEGIT, BUT TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE WE'D NEED TO SEE ITS FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Man claims to have filmed Bigfoot carrying a baby sasquatch across a river

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:34 AM
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'A HOE IS A GARDENING TOOL'

Facebook snafu spells trouble for gardening group

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:31 AM
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YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE, DUDE

A cannabis farm was discovered inside a Cardiff home by accident when a car crashed through the wall.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:25 AM
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HE STOLE A SCOOTER

Brooklyn man arrested for robbing 7-year-old

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2021 at 11:23 AM
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