Dave Barry's Blog

WE'RE GUESSING IT'S THE HEADLIGHTS OF A CAR WITH A FLORIDA PLATE

IN A BIZARRE TWIST, ASTRONOMERS DETECT LIGHT COMING FROM BEHIND BLACK HOLE

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

CSI: NEATH

Live camera set up to record crime and anti-social behaviour in Neath is stolen

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE WELCOME THEM WITH OPEN, UM, ARMS

Freaky ‘Penis Snakes’ Have Finally Made It to the U.S., and of Course They Chose Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA MAN: AT ONE WITH NATURE

Man ‘swiped’ by jaguar after he put his hand in exhibit at Jax Zoo

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOME OF YOU NEED TO STEP UP

Which NFL Fans Drink The Most?

(Thanks to Dave N.)

THIS SHOULD RESOLVE THE ISSUE

A Washington state man wearing a yellow dress was arrested after he stole a school bus and later drove a front-end loader construction vehicle through the home he shared with his estranged wife, authorities said.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

AND IN SPORTS

The Headless Olympics

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

A woman whose photograph of a naked man in pursuit of a wild boar at a Berlin lakeside went viral has said she might take legal action against a company that has immortalised the spectacle for model railway enthusiasts.

(Thanks to Ralph)

‘CONSTITUENT MEETING’

Michigan lawmaker reports $221 campaign spending at strip club

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

THEY ALL PRODUCED VALID ETC.

Hundreds of monkeys clash on a road in Thailand, bring traffic to halt

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

EVEN MORE CLASSY!

‘Bring your house and share your spouse’: New swinger trailer park opening in Louisiana

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Static Joeage and Nancy Gill)

CLASSY!

Pizza Hut debuts 'streetwear' collection with gold chain, track suit

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, STAY INDOORS

Shocking Video Shows Man Survive Sidewalk Explosion in Queens

(Thanks to Dave N.)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Yakima man shoots fridge after soda can explodes

(Thanks to B'game)

WE WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS

Butter cow sculpture returns in 2021

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

AUSTRALIAAAAAA

After hearing clattering sounds in the middle of the night, a woman woke up to find a 10-foot scrub python wreaking havoc in her living room.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

This is the moment a sex shop worker chases a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo. 

(Thanks to Roberto and pharmaross)

AS THE JOKE GOES: BETTER THAN FINDING HALF A LIZARD

A Seattle woman says she was eating a salad she bought from Evergreens when she discovered a dead lizard halfway through eating.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

German lawyers wrangle over pensioner's WW2 tank in basement

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Pogo-stick crutches.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

The Below Zero ice cream machine uses a unique technique to freeze alcohol, which allows you to turn beers, cocktails and even spirits into delicious soft-serve ice cream.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)