March 01, 2024

AND IN PHILADELPHIA SPORTS

Phillies scrap Dollar Dog Night, cite unruly fans as 'tipping point'

Armed with projectile frankfurters, some unruly Phillies fans began chucking their favorite Hatfield meat during a game last season, and the dogs soared like cans of corn throughout the stands and onto the field.

(Thanks to Ron T)

Are there any ruly Phillies fans?

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

A NEW study has identified that you are much more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse if you live in Powys as opposed to Monmouthshire.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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HENCE THE NAME 'FLATZ'

Flatz is selling pieces of himself to a private art collector who will eventually receive the artist’s literal body art in the form of his tattoos, which will be removed and mounted under glass upon the artist’s death. In the meantime, life-sized photographs of the works being sold will serve as a placeholder.

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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MAKES SENSE!

Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A frog in India has a mushroom sprouting out of it.

(Thanks to Ron T, B&C, vee and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on March 1, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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February 29, 2024

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHERE

Highly venomous snake found among hanging clothes in child's closet

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 03:24 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL DRIVE

A Canadian tourist is lucky to be alive after he apparently took a wrong turn on a remote road in Hawaii and drove his rental car off a 60-foot cliff, before falling out of the vehicle and getting washed out to sea, authorities said.

(Thanks to B&C and Barry Nester, who says "But the GPS said...")

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 03:13 PM
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ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS WASN'T INTENTIONAL ON THE PART OF THE CAT?

The 59-year-old U.K. musician stumbled over his hairless sphinx cat and fell down 14 stairs, leaving him with “car crash” like injuries

(Thanks to B&C)

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 03:11 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, A FOOLPROOF PLAN

Man robbed bank that shares building with police department: Police

(Thanks to Jerry Whittle)

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 03:05 PM
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THEY WERE INCOMPATIBLE WITH UNDERWEAR

Humans lost their tails during evolution — and NYU scientists think they’ve figured out why

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Ralph, who says "Because we'd hold our phones with them?")

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 03:02 PM
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IT WAS A CONSENTING WHALE

Brazil’s former President Jair Bolsonaro denies harassing whale

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 09:34 AM
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IT WAS ETC. AFTER ETC.

15-foot great white shark washes up on Florida beach

(Thanks to EricY, who says "The Oregon DOT has not been alerted.")

Posted by Dave on February 29, 2024 at 09:24 AM
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February 28, 2024

CANADA: NIGHTMARE, OR HELLHOLE?

Canadians will soon have to adjust their clocks an hour ahead as we draw closer to the start of spring.

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 04:28 PM
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IT WOULD LAST *MAYBE* 30 SECONDS ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

Swiss company Micro — maker of the happy little Microlino electric bubble car — just unveiled a production version of its Microlino Lite at the Geneva Motor Show.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 04:21 PM
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'DUVANDER SAID SHE ALWAYS KNEW SHE HAD A LARGE TONGUE'

Oregon woman's tongue measures 5.21 inches in circumference

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 04:19 PM
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WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT; WE JUST WANT YOU TO SEE THE HEADLINE

Drag queen helps kangaroo researcher win Dance Your PhD contest

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 04:16 PM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

A mundane street pole in Toronto is getting attention as a community of artists builds a tower of LEGO – five feet and counting – around it.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Alligator attacks 2 people in a golf cart in southern Florida

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Exactly what golf needs.

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 09:49 AM
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'THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU'RE EVER GOING TO USE IN THE REAL WORLD'

Musician plays through 81 amps at the same time for world record

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 09:48 AM
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IT RIDES A HARLEY

Tiny fish can make noises louder than an elephant, says new study

(Thanks to GJ)

Posted by Dave on February 28, 2024 at 09:43 AM
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