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Govern Yourselves Accordingly

Governor Charlie Crist created quite a scene at Nikki Beach Saturday, arriving in a black GMC Yukon, escorted by 6 state police agents and holding hands with a young brunette, who as far as we know was not Jennifer Aniston (note to Jen: he's a good catch, no?). After shaking hands, going from table to table, the governor made his way up to a private party at Club Nikki where he made a speech saluting the crowd before buying tequila shots for all. Kidding. We're not kidding, however, when we report that Crist is in favor of a Florida primary do-over so the votes would actually count. While the only politics we're supposed to cover on this blog are those of different kinds of parties, we think a do-over is as good an idea as a remake of Mariah Carey's Glitter. Let the original votes count!

Kim Kardashian to Dennis Rodman: Stay Away!

Last night, Kim Kardashian appeared at the Stoli Hotel Miami while music innovator Jordan Laws took to the DJ decks.  Kim and sister Kourtney enjoyed spa treatments at the hotel’s integrated spa and had access to the elit Suite, a VIP room that pays homage to Stoli’s ultra-luxury vodka, Stolichnaya elit. We also hear that Kim wanted to remain as far away as possible from Dennis Rodman. Says one source, "We had to make sure the two weren't near each other," on Kim's request. Why, because Rodman has a bigger butt or something?

Jesus Crist, It's the Governor at Mango's!

Mango's, the place every red blooded male passing through town must go to, received a surprise visit by Florida governor Charlie Crist on Friday. Crist sipped champagne, chowed on the restaurant's signature hooters chicken wings and posed for photos with dancers who thought the Gov was a random, d-list actor with good hair and a nice smile.