It was a busy weekend having nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan's release from jail or Chelsea Clinton's nuptials. Between Rihanna in town and T.I. marrying his girlfriend, Tameka "Tiny" Cottle at the Miami Beach courthouse and then on Star Island, it was almost A-list. We emphasize almost because the not quite a singer named Ke$ha, whom we prefer to call Ke¢ha, was here, too, opening for Rihanna at her Saturday AAA show. Before heading to Cameo late Saturday night, where Rihanna, Nelly, Ashanti, Usher, Jermaine Dupri and T.I. were hanging out (because Cameo's exactly where you'd choose to go directly after getting hitched), Ke¢ha was spotted at the Robert Plant show at Bayfront, where we hope she sent her song "Tik Tok" on its own Stairway to Heaven. Meanwhile, over at Club Play Friday, ex basketball wife Shaunie O'Neal was seen with 23-year-old model boyfriend Marlon Yates. According to our source, Yates "Followed her around like a young puppy." Of course he did. After her first marriage to an alleged philanderer didn't work out, the ex Mrs. Shaq obivously hired herself the best dog whisperer money could buy. And speaking of philandering, our inbox was full this morning after a deep throat with a deep seated vendetta sent us countless emails between a certain ex NBA player and a certain Miami philanthropist. Apparently said NBA has-been, a married man, did what lots of wealthy athletes do: he cheated on his wife. And with words like the following, if we were his wife, we'd let the other woman have him: "I wanted to take your clothes off right there and LICK YOU.... I was fine. I came right home and took a cold shower and went to bed. And I didn't think about no one on the trip. I couldn't call you from Michigan because I was with the family. So what are we going to do about us?" As for the "us," well, as far as we know, that's done already. And as for why we're keeping this anonymous, let's just say we have Spam written by more famous people than this email. We just hope the wife in this case gets hold of that same dog whisperer Shaunie O'Neal used.
August 02, 2010
November 13, 2008
February 28, 2008
Seems that a certain advice columnist for a certain newspaper forgot to take his/her own suggestions. A very inside source tells us said columnist, who doles out advice on love and sex, was busted cheating on his/her significant other with an assistant. Apparently someone borrowed the columnist's digital camera and found some racy photos which were then shown to the columnist's significant other. "It's a major scandal," says our snoop, who added that "A bitter and acrimonious breakup is about to reveal itself." Never mind advice---it's a known fact that one should never neglect the blessed 'delete' button. Hint: It's not the Advice Diva, either.
January 23, 2008
November 29, 2007
More than several sources have told us that a certain comely chef was seen at Prime 112 last Saturday night, "going to the bathroom more than 10 times," says our snoop. "He looked terrible." Apparently the chef was White Party-ing, which is a big surprise because to our knowledge he's always been quite the ladies' man. Says one who knows the chef in question: "He has been bringing a male guest with him to quite a few events lately." Only comments with viable guesses will be accepted. Those who want to rant about why this is a blind item should review this link.
July 06, 2007
July 05, 2007
This famous--and attached--athlete and new baby daddy was spotted at Carpaccio recently, hitting on more than one attractive female hostess. According to our spy, he even asked one of them---who was just sixteen--for her number. He should have asked to see her ID first. Thankfully the teenager, unimpressed by his celebrity, declined.
April 02, 2007
We hear a major Hollywood family of five may be moving into the Mondrian South Beach whenever it's done. When we asked developer Keith Menin if it was the Jackson Five he told us, "No, much better." Speculation surrounded Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes---between Suri and Cruises's two kids with Nicole Kidman, it totals five. But the Cruises, according to one observant source, "seem more like a fortress type" than a trendy high rise condo hotel type. Could it be Ashton and Demi, along with her three girls who would fit right in on the South Beach circuit? Or could it be just a bunch of hype? We're betting on the latter, but these days, nothing would shock us.
February 12, 2006
Who's the boss, you ask? When it comes to being Tony Danza's daughter, a PR major and Delta Gamma sorority sister at the University of Miami, it's a pipe. Check out the scandalicious photos of the party hearty 18-year-old Katie Danza at the delightfully wicked blog belonging to Miami's own ignore magazine.