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Advice For Cheaters: Don't Forget to Hit the Delete Button

Seems that a certain advice columnist for a certain newspaper forgot to take his/her own suggestions. A very inside source tells us said columnist, who doles out advice on love and sex, was busted cheating on his/her significant other with an assistant.  Apparently someone borrowed the columnist's digital camera and found some racy photos which were then shown to the columnist's significant other. "It's a major scandal," says our snoop, who added that  "A bitter and acrimonious breakup is about to reveal itself." Never mind advice---it's a known fact that one should never neglect the blessed 'delete' button. Hint: It's not the Advice Diva, either.

A-Lister Alert?

Someone big is supposedly in town, holed up in his hotel. We can't say who yet, because it may cause a papa-riot, but stay tuned--as soon as he leaves--if, of course he's really here, we'll let you know.

Dirty Dish

More than several sources have told us that a certain comely chef was seen at Prime 112 last Saturday night, "going to the bathroom more than 10 times," says our snoop. "He looked terrible." Apparently the chef was White Party-ing, which is a big surprise because to our knowledge he's always been quite the ladies' man. Says one who knows the chef in question: "He has been bringing a male guest with him to quite a few events lately." Only comments with viable guesses will be accepted. Those who want to rant about why this is a blind item should review this link.

Janet and Jermaine Moving to Miami?

It's official that Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri are looking to lay roots, not just tracks, in Miami Beach, and have almost made a decision on the several waterfront multi-million dollar mansions in the tony North Miami Beach neighborhood they are considering, says a source close to the couple. Stay tuned for more details.

Foul Play

This famous--and attached--athlete and new baby daddy was spotted at Carpaccio recently, hitting on more than one attractive female hostess. According to our spy, he even asked one of them---who was just sixteen--for her number. He should have asked to see her ID first. Thankfully the teenager, unimpressed by his celebrity, declined.

Who's Cruising Into the Mondrian?

We hear a major Hollywood family of five may be moving into the Mondrian South Beach whenever it's done. When we asked developer Keith Menin if it was the Jackson Five he told us, "No, much better." Speculation surrounded Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes---between Suri and Cruises's two kids with Nicole Kidman, it totals five. But the Cruises, according to one observant source, "seem more like a fortress type" than a trendy high rise condo hotel type. Could it be Ashton and Demi, along with her three girls who would fit right in on the South Beach circuit? Or could it be just a bunch of hype? We're betting on the latter, but these days, nothing would shock us.

Totally random daughter of celebrity tidbit

Who's the boss, you ask? When it comes to being Tony Danza's daughter, a PR major and Delta Gamma sorority sister at the University of Miami, it's a pipe. Check out the scandalicious photos of the party hearty 18-year-old Katie Danza at the delightfully wicked blog belonging to Miami's own ignore magazine.

http://www.ignoremagazine.com/litany/index.html

Soap dope

What star from a very well known, long running soap opera demanded cocaine from the doorman at Karma last night and refused to take a general no for an answer?

Blind and not so blind

If anyone read Page Six's blind item today (Jan. 30) about an actor addicted to heroin and crystal meth, we'd be willing to bet money that it's Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He looked like he was on his death bed at the Golden Globes.

Overheard at dinner the other night at an undisclosed location, "My pot dealer just told me he sold my weed to Bob Marley's kids."

Classic.