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Britney Spears brings home the bacon while K-Fed just eats it

While Britney Spears made gazillions last night during round two of her Circus at the American Airlines Arena, her bloated ex hubby Kevin Federline, in town presumably to watch his kids while mommy worked it, was busy making the Miami rounds, partying like a rock star at BED on Monday night. On Tuesday night, Over-Fed was seen with girlfriend Victoria Prince at Louis Bar Lounge, sipping on vodka and soda and hanging out with Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, Scott Disick. What a perfect boys' night out. The only thing missing were some fried oreos and Jon Gosselin.

With Lindsay Lohan on her arm, why does Samantha Ronson look so mad?

Samantha Ronson left her DJing duties at Karu & Y last night to chill at her half-brother, Roman Jones’s new electro lounge, Louis Bar-Lounge with galpal Lindsay Lohan. The girls arrived arm in arm and sat at a cozy corner table chatting with Roman and Chris Jones . The pin-thin Lohan sipped on SoBe Lifewater and Ronson complimented Louis’s “authentic downtown vibe.” The girls relaxed for more than an hour, and said they were happy to be ringing in the New Year with family and Roman Jones’s other club, Mansion, for the SoBe Lifewater New Years bash. But then why does Ronson look so mad?

Photos: Seth Browarnik

Pamela Anderson LIVing for ex beau Stephen Dorff

At the Ocean Drive party at the Fontainebleau's LIV for Pamela Anderson last night, Anderson seen making out with ex beau Stephen Dorff in one of the club's sky boxes. Also seen in the crowd: Gloria and Emilio Estefan and Fran Drescher. The party was hot until 4 am, when the fire marshalls came, turned on the lights and exposed just how good everyone looks at that dreadful hour of the morning.

On Friday night at the Tory Burch CD party: Beyonce, Jay Z, Paris and Nicky Hilton, and Lenny Kravitz, first at Blade and then, after being ushered through the kitchen, at LIV, where Estelle performed.

A LiLo-SamRo New Year's Eve at Mansion

Excited that Lindsay Lohan is hosting Mansion's New Year's Eve party while galpal Samantha Ronson spins? We hear the duo was offered many lucrative deals around the world, including several in Las Vegas, but Ronson put her foot down, insisting the couple spend New Year's together in Miami at her step brother Roman Jones's club.

Tila death do they part?

Tila Tequila and girlfriend Courtenay Semel celebrated the internet virus's 27th birthday at Karu & Y Saturday night. The couple arrived at 1 a.m and partied until the club closed down at 5. Appropriately enough, according to a source, the two were downing shots of Patron every half hour and sipping on champagne in between.  Unable to keep their hands off each other, both made sure to not let a moment go by without holding hands, grabbing butts or laying on top of each other on the VIP couches. And sorry Lindsay Lohan, your ex special friend Semel might beat you and Samantha Ronson to the altar.  At one point in the night, Tila picked up the microphone to introduce the DJ and proceeded to also scream out to the crowd, "I am having so much fun right now. Everyone take your clothes off," and finished by saying "I'm going to ask Courtenay to marry me tonight!"

Y'All Called It: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Are Kaput

We broke the story of Jennifer Aniston diddling around with John Mayer many months ago when the two were spotted together at Michael's Genuine Food & Drink. And now the cycle is broken. According to People Mag, the couple is no more, despite all the tabloids' screaming headlines that Aniston was ready to have Mayer's big headed baby. Frankly, if it's true, it lasted longer than we expected. Speaking of big stories that died fast--how  bout that Madonna/A-Rod nonsense? Much ado about nothing, just like AniMayer, we guess.

Lohan/Ronson: Over Already?

We're hearing some buzz that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson didn't  have such a romantic trip to South Beach. Word on the streets is that there is, indeed, trouble between the two and that their visit here was hardly pleasant.  Sounds like splitsville is in the cards for them. Stay tuned.

AniMayer Strikes A Pose

This just in from our spies at the Marley and Me wrap party: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer just walked in holding hands and posing for the paps. That's it for now, but thanks, AniMayer, for throwing us the bone. For those who haven't yet seen the money shot from last night, check out Wire Image to see AniMayer all casual, as if they were together forever, arriving at Nikki Coconut Grove last night. For the best shots of the couple canoodling in the Mandarin Oriental pool, click here. In the meantime, while we try to find out if anything exciting happened last night--where Owen Wilson was (allegedly up to no good, says a source, at a restaurant on Lincoln Road late last night, but we're trying to get more on that), etc., we're taking bets on how long you think this AniMayer stuff is going to last. Our bet is it won't even make it to the Marley & Me premiere next February December (unless the date is pushed back, thanks guys). Anyone else?

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Rihanna and Chris Brown: Frien-efits

Rihanna can coo all she wants that she and Chris Brown are just friends (she told Elle Magazine they are friends but "We're very close now," which makes us think they are friends with benefits or Frien-efits), but according to our own friends at the Kanye West spectacle tonight, they could swear they spied Brown in the audience catching Rihanna's performance. If it's him, what's the big deal? David Hasselhoff was in the audience crying over Taylor Hicks a few years back and as far as we know those two never dated. Turns out, it was Brown, who went to Mansion with Rihanna for Lupe Fiasco's after party, where they displayed more close friend behavior, whispering in each other's ears and cuddling until Brown jumped on a stripper pole to sing Kick Push and lead the audience in a dance lesson. Like a dutiful girl friend(note two words), Rihanna just looked on a giggled.

Just Like Animayer, You Read It Here First: Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union Together At Last!

Many months ago we reported a sighting of Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union together, alone, leaving a room at the Ritz Carlton Key Biscayne. Thing is, or was, Wade was a "happlily married man" at the time and his publicist blew a gasket when we called for comment. Long story short, we were right. Wade and Union definitely had something going on, and still do, as seen this past Saturday when the two were dining a deux at Fort Lauderdale's Cafe Martorano. Says a source, "At a different table, Charles Johnson from the Florida Marlins and, at another, Joe Gannascoli from the Sopranos. Wade and Union were dancing with everyone before sneaking out the back door with a bodyguard." Just friends my you know what!