Every so often a celebrity gets bored with themselves and goes all Sybil on us, revealing their multiple personalities channels their alter ego. Madonna had Esther. Mariah had Mimi. Even the Real Housewives of Atlanta did it. And now, we introduce to you the artist formerly known as Jennifer Lopez, J-Lo and Jenny from the Block, who will emerge from the bowels of the Fontainebleau on Saturday night to appear for the very first time as Lola at LIV on Saturday night. Lop--er, Lola will perform her debut single "Fresh Out of the Oven" along with Pitbull, who will also be there. A grand entrance is expected in the wee hours of Sunday morning. Doesn't Lola need her beauty sleep for her other alter--the Miami Dolphins owner--on Sunday?
Jennifer Lopez to unleash her inner Lola at LIV Saturday
October 21, 2009 in Ballers, Egomaniacs, Music, Rock Stars | Permalink | Comments (3)
To Chris Brown's one fan: He really, really appreciates you. Really.
It's Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Do you know where Chris Brown is? Why, he's prepping for his so-called Fan Appreciation Tour which stops at Revolution Live on November 29th. Tickets are $31, which is $31 too much if you ask us. Unless, of course, proceeds go to a women's shelter or something, which, well, they don't. Fan Appreciation Tour. Please. Shouldn't he be picking up trash instead of spewing it? Hey Kanye West, we hear they're looking for an opening act.
October 21, 2009 in All Washed Up, Apocalyptic, Egomaniacs | Permalink | Comments (0)
Miami Babylon backlash, backstabbing and bitchery
There wasn't an Eames chair to be had last night at Design Within Reach where Miami Babylon author Gerald Posner spoke before a packed house at his Books & Books signing that was peppered with lots of familiar faces. We saw and heard ex mayor /inmate Alex Daoud, who applauded Posner's "courage to write this book," and noticed publicist Tara Solomon, who said nothing, but her presence spoke volumes, especially after the whole Page Six party pooper incident. Also there: current beach mayor Matti Bower, artist Carlos Betancourt, legendary designer and Biba brainchild Barbara Hulanicki, modeling mogul Irene Marie, real estate heavyweights Kevin Tomlinson and Monica Harvey, and, of course, party fixture Merle Weiss. Missing from the action, however, were a few players, including Michael Capponi and Ingrid Casares, who, incidentally, Posner, told the crowd was his most difficult interview, and who took to Twitter this morning to write the following statement: "Gerald Posner's book... is complete fiction..maybe all those facelifts clouded his memory..pathetic." She also contacted us this morning with an official statement, saying "I've been through this before with authors writing books about me but never once did I do an interview with them. I was referred to [Posner] by my friends Nick D'Annunzio and Tara Solomon. I figured if I told [Posner] my side--a few things, not all of it---I would at least get quoted correctly. From the few things I read, he quotes me saying I had nothing better to do than taking drugs and being a sycophant. Not only would I not describe my disease of addiction that way, I would never describe a friendship with Madonna of 20 years as me being a sycophant. How ridiculous. A person who my son and I spent last weekend in New York with. He is a lame excuse for an author and has [screwed] over a lot of people who worked very hard to make this city what it is today."
To that, Posner, who also quoted yours truly twice in the book, replied, "The book has 37 pages of source notes. Ingrid should check the source note for the quote about being a sycophant. It's not from her interview with me. It's cited Clubland: The Fabulous Rise and Murderous Fall of Club Culture by Frank Owen."
Capponi contacted us last night and said he, too, wanted to give a statement, saying the few parts of the book in which he is mentioned are also false. "Miami Babylon is filled with overwhelming falsities and inaccurate quotes," he says. "It is a shame that I, like many, let this author into my home only for him to misconstrue my words. A perfect example is cited on page 327 where it states I was present at Chris Paciello's bail hearing on the verge of tears, consoling his mother. I never attended any trials or preliminary hearings nor had I spoken to Chris for at least seven years after his arrest." Capponi cites another passage where Posner quotes him as saying, "I decided to be an addict," and refutes it, saying, "Not only is this a complete misquote, but it is extremely offensive to people like me and others who once suffered from the disease of addiction. No one decides to be an addict. I lost many years of my life to this addiction and for the last thirteen years, I have never touched a drug and do not plan to do so again."
Finally, he also offers some advice to future authors who plan to write a book on our fair city, saying, "I would encourage publishers to do more fact checking . . . I do not feel as if I was personally attacked in this book, but I feel it is my responsibility to stand up for my rights and all of the other people who Gerald Posner has trashed in this book. I am also standing up for my city. Miami is not a city built from nothing, as the author said, but is a city built from the sweat, creativity, and vision of a multi ethnic community of which I am very proud to be a part of. It is clear to me that this is just a cheap attempt to make money."
In response, Posner said "[His wife] Trisha and I spent hours and hours with Michael Capponi and he told us in great detail his own story and what he thought about others. It's all on tape. He often said he was telling us things that he had not told any other reporter. If he's upset, I can only imagine that it's either second thoughts about being so frank, or that he's distressed at not being a main character in a book about the Beach." As for Casares's Twitter comments, Posner faces them head on, laughing, "I guess I should take it as a compliment that Ingrid thinks I've had 'facelifts', although she's sure to be disappointed to learn I've never had any. Maybe she lives in a world where cosmetic surgery is the answer for someone looking good for their age. I just call it clean living." Meanwhile, Casares didn't only Tweet her ire, she also dropped Posner as a Facebook friend several months ago, an action which, while some may consider the social equivalent of the fatwa declared on Salman Rushdie, is one the author will hardly lose sleep over. "It's so bitchy and childish," laughed Mrs. Posner. But even if Mr. Posner did have trouble sleeping, he could always try counting the number of books sold in the wake of all this hype.
October 14, 2009 in Books, Cocktail onions, Egomaniacs, Heresay, Literati, Party Politics | Permalink | Comments (7)
Miami Babylon or babble on?
While some people may be worried that their covers will be blown in esteemed author Gerald Posner's new Miami expose, Miami Babylon: Crime, Wealth and Power. A Dispatch From the Beach, the best part about it is all the on-the-record stuff that people are saying about each other. Snap! We scored an advance copy and have picked out some of our faves:
Thomas Kramer on his short lived partnership with developer Jorge Perez: "We did a lot of party and pus*y."
Kramer on banning gays from his short lived club Hell: "I have nothing against faggots, but I wanted a club with beautiful women and men like me."
Kramer on the accusations he molested a little boy in a NY bathroom whom he claims was horsing around and bumped into him at a urinal: "[I told him] If you don't stop this, I will rip this off [grabbing the child's crotch.] And then the little mother*ucker ran off to his mommy to say I molested him."
Ex Miami Beach mayor Niesen Kasdin on Kramer: "Kramer was like watching a train wreck in slow motion."
Ingrid Casares on teaming up with so called club kingpin Chris Paciello in the night club biz: "I needed a substantial profession to prove I was more than just a drug addled sycophant."
Paciello on whether he'd return to Miami: "Most people in Miami respect me. Who knows if I'll end up back there one day. Miami wouldn't be the same without me--and I don't mean that as an ego statement."
Former promoter/club owner Gary James on Paciello's unlikely return to Miami: "Chris seems ready to reclaim his glory. I'd advise him to do it in Los Angeles where he's a new face. No matter what he thinks, South Beach isn't kind to yesterday's stars."
Developer Craig Robins on fellow developer Don Peebles: "His legacy in Miami is not particularly meaningful."
Peebles on Miami: "Miami is just not comfortable with blacks. I don't acquiesce. I am married to a white wife, I make a lot of money, and my problem is that I don't know my place."
Robins on Lincoln Road developer Michael Comras: "Comras is parasitic, not a visionary."
October 09, 2009 in Ballers, Cocktail onions, Coffee Talk, Egomaniacs, Moguls In Miami, Reality Check, Shameless, Unreal Estate, Who Knew? | Permalink | Comments (1)
Miami folk may not be the smartest but they sure are pretty
Finally! Miami ranks high in a poll and it has nothing to do with joblessness, foreclosures, bad drivers, or general doomsday. According to Travel + Leisure’s 2009 America’s Favorite Cities survey, America’s most attractive people are in Miami, Cleveland is the best place for an affordable getaway, Minneapolis/St. Paul ranks No. 1 for intelligent people, and Houston is home to the best airports. Miami also was ranked No. 2 for being stylish and No. 5 for being diverse--New York was number one for those two categories. For those literal naysayers who insist Miami folk are shallow, superficial and soulless, get over it (though the poll did show a decline in Miami's friendliness and intelligence, which they listed as our worst feature). They mean most attractive on the outside.
October 06, 2009 in Bottle Jobs, Catwalking, Egomaniacs, Fashionistas, Model Behavior, Plastic Fantastic!, Porn Stars, This Just In.... | Permalink | Comments (0)
Satirist Christopher Buckley isn't laughing his way down to Miami
Political satirist Christopher Buckley, son of the late William F. Buckley, Jr., founder of the National Review, isn't exactly laughing these days, due to an ongoing and scandalous child support saga taking place between him and his former Random House publicist, Miami resident Irina Woelfle. The Washington, D.C. author of Thank You For Smoking among other titles, is the father of Woelfle's 8-year-old son, Jonathan. Buckley was married when he impregnated Woelfle. Five years ago, Buckley owned up to things and agreed to pay $3,000 a month in child support, but refusing any contact with his son. When Woelfle determined that she needed additional support from Buckley because Jonathan--a special needs child--requires a private school education with small class sizes and individualized attention--she filed a lawsuit requesting additional support. We contacted Woelfle's co-counsel, Alfonso J. Perez of the politically connected Coral Gables law firm of Rasco Reininger Perez Esquenazi & Vigil. While Perez was unavailable, firm partner Mac Phillips told us that Woelfle and her attorneys have no comment. Despite Buckley's jurisdictional protests, the high profile case is pending in Miami under the gavel of Judge Leon Firtel. According to sources, Buckley, who has been described as being "Very maniacal about his image," filed a Motion to Dismiss in an effort to kick the case out of the Miami court. However, we're sure Buckley won't appreciate the case coming to his own D.C. backyard--the one he shares with his wife, Lucy, from whom we hear he is now, not surprisingly, estranged. At any rate, it certainly appears that Buckley is using a legal technicality to step on the throat of his own son. Speaking of stepping on poor Jonathan's throat, William F. Buckley, Jr.'s will specifically states, and we quote, "I intentionally make no provision for said Jonathan, who for all purposes . . . shall be deemed to have predeceased me." In laymen's terms, the late Buckley, Jr. declared his grandson dead. How's that for a loving granddad?
October 08, 2008 in Egomaniacs | Permalink | Comments (1)
No Peace Of the Action
Club wars are heating up down here...apparently there was a big scuffle between Roman from Set and a promoter Paolo, who was allegedly slapped by Roman at Mokai. And in other news, there's still a war in Iraq.
February 13, 2007 in Egomaniacs | Permalink | Comments (2)
Rocco's Roll
So we heard that star chef Rocco DiSpirito, the one who fought with restaurant mogul Jeffrey Chodorow on the now defunct reality show, The Restaurant, was originally booked to stay at the Sagamore over the weekend (he's in town for several promotional appearances including last night's Funkshion show with Peroni beer), but when he found out that his nemesis Chodorow owned the restaurant in the Sagamore--duh, Social Miami---he checked out and booked himself into The Setai instead . Guess Rocco won't be stopping by Social for some chicken lollipops and Perez Hilton sightings tonight, huh?
October 13, 2006 in Egomaniacs | Permalink | Comments (0)
Swim Fans
Suite Miami hosted a La Perla fashion show on July 15, where over 25 'Nicole Richie look alikes' walked the runaway showing off La Perla's newest swimwear line. However, things become a little tense when rival swimwear representatives showed up and refused to clap for the seemingly beautiful La Perla collection. At the end of the show, over 500 party goers gave an enormous applause to the collection, however there was a group of displeased ‘jealous’ representatives that refused to show any support. One party goer commented, “It got nasty real quick.”
July 23, 2006 in Egomaniacs | Permalink | Comments (0)

