We were at Prime Italian, across the street from Prime 112, before Tom Brady and very pregnant wife Gisele Bündchen made their very flashy exit amidst gawkers, stalkers and assorted drunk folks in Halloween costumes. We Tweeted about it the following day and had no idea how big the news really was. From Boston to Brazil, the news of the couple eating steak on South Beach created quite the buzz. After dinner, the duo headed back to the Ocean Drive penthouse of Ed Razek, Chief Marketing Officer of Victoria's Secret, where they stayed during this brief jaunt to the Beach. They left yesterday and the media storm continues and for that, we thank The Brady family as well as Mark Shanahan and Meredith Goldstein at The Boston Globe for the very nice ink. Come back again soon, y'hear?
Tom and Gisele: the Tweet heard 'round the (Boston) Globe
November 02, 2009 in Ballers, Cocktail onions, Current Affairs, Model Behavior | Permalink | Comments (5)
Miami Babylon backlash, backstabbing and bitchery
There wasn't an Eames chair to be had last night at Design Within Reach where Miami Babylon author Gerald Posner spoke before a packed house at his Books & Books signing that was peppered with lots of familiar faces. We saw and heard ex mayor /inmate Alex Daoud, who applauded Posner's "courage to write this book," and noticed publicist Tara Solomon, who said nothing, but her presence spoke volumes, especially after the whole Page Six party pooper incident. Also there: current beach mayor Matti Bower, artist Carlos Betancourt, legendary designer and Biba brainchild Barbara Hulanicki, modeling mogul Irene Marie, real estate heavyweights Kevin Tomlinson and Monica Harvey, and, of course, party fixture Merle Weiss. Missing from the action, however, were a few players, including Michael Capponi and Ingrid Casares, who, incidentally, Posner, told the crowd was his most difficult interview, and who took to Twitter this morning to write the following statement: "Gerald Posner's book... is complete fiction..maybe all those facelifts clouded his memory..pathetic." She also contacted us this morning with an official statement, saying "I've been through this before with authors writing books about me but never once did I do an interview with them. I was referred to [Posner] by my friends Nick D'Annunzio and Tara Solomon. I figured if I told [Posner] my side--a few things, not all of it---I would at least get quoted correctly. From the few things I read, he quotes me saying I had nothing better to do than taking drugs and being a sycophant. Not only would I not describe my disease of addiction that way, I would never describe a friendship with Madonna of 20 years as me being a sycophant. How ridiculous. A person who my son and I spent last weekend in New York with. He is a lame excuse for an author and has [screwed] over a lot of people who worked very hard to make this city what it is today."
To that, Posner, who also quoted yours truly twice in the book, replied, "The book has 37 pages of source notes. Ingrid should check the source note for the quote about being a sycophant. It's not from her interview with me. It's cited Clubland: The Fabulous Rise and Murderous Fall of Club Culture by Frank Owen."
Capponi contacted us last night and said he, too, wanted to give a statement, saying the few parts of the book in which he is mentioned are also false. "Miami Babylon is filled with overwhelming falsities and inaccurate quotes," he says. "It is a shame that I, like many, let this author into my home only for him to misconstrue my words. A perfect example is cited on page 327 where it states I was present at Chris Paciello's bail hearing on the verge of tears, consoling his mother. I never attended any trials or preliminary hearings nor had I spoken to Chris for at least seven years after his arrest." Capponi cites another passage where Posner quotes him as saying, "I decided to be an addict," and refutes it, saying, "Not only is this a complete misquote, but it is extremely offensive to people like me and others who once suffered from the disease of addiction. No one decides to be an addict. I lost many years of my life to this addiction and for the last thirteen years, I have never touched a drug and do not plan to do so again."
Finally, he also offers some advice to future authors who plan to write a book on our fair city, saying, "I would encourage publishers to do more fact checking . . . I do not feel as if I was personally attacked in this book, but I feel it is my responsibility to stand up for my rights and all of the other people who Gerald Posner has trashed in this book. I am also standing up for my city. Miami is not a city built from nothing, as the author said, but is a city built from the sweat, creativity, and vision of a multi ethnic community of which I am very proud to be a part of. It is clear to me that this is just a cheap attempt to make money."
In response, Posner said "[His wife] Trisha and I spent hours and hours with Michael Capponi and he told us in great detail his own story and what he thought about others. It's all on tape. He often said he was telling us things that he had not told any other reporter. If he's upset, I can only imagine that it's either second thoughts about being so frank, or that he's distressed at not being a main character in a book about the Beach." As for Casares's Twitter comments, Posner faces them head on, laughing, "I guess I should take it as a compliment that Ingrid thinks I've had 'facelifts', although she's sure to be disappointed to learn I've never had any. Maybe she lives in a world where cosmetic surgery is the answer for someone looking good for their age. I just call it clean living." Meanwhile, Casares didn't only Tweet her ire, she also dropped Posner as a Facebook friend several months ago, an action which, while some may consider the social equivalent of the fatwa declared on Salman Rushdie, is one the author will hardly lose sleep over. "It's so bitchy and childish," laughed Mrs. Posner. But even if Mr. Posner did have trouble sleeping, he could always try counting the number of books sold in the wake of all this hype.
October 14, 2009 in Books, Cocktail onions, Egomaniacs, Heresay, Literati, Party Politics | Permalink | Comments (7)
Miami Babylon or babble on?
While some people may be worried that their covers will be blown in esteemed author Gerald Posner's new Miami expose, Miami Babylon: Crime, Wealth and Power. A Dispatch From the Beach, the best part about it is all the on-the-record stuff that people are saying about each other. Snap! We scored an advance copy and have picked out some of our faves:
Thomas Kramer on his short lived partnership with developer Jorge Perez: "We did a lot of party and pus*y."
Kramer on banning gays from his short lived club Hell: "I have nothing against faggots, but I wanted a club with beautiful women and men like me."
Kramer on the accusations he molested a little boy in a NY bathroom whom he claims was horsing around and bumped into him at a urinal: "[I told him] If you don't stop this, I will rip this off [grabbing the child's crotch.] And then the little mother*ucker ran off to his mommy to say I molested him."
Ex Miami Beach mayor Niesen Kasdin on Kramer: "Kramer was like watching a train wreck in slow motion."
Ingrid Casares on teaming up with so called club kingpin Chris Paciello in the night club biz: "I needed a substantial profession to prove I was more than just a drug addled sycophant."
Paciello on whether he'd return to Miami: "Most people in Miami respect me. Who knows if I'll end up back there one day. Miami wouldn't be the same without me--and I don't mean that as an ego statement."
Former promoter/club owner Gary James on Paciello's unlikely return to Miami: "Chris seems ready to reclaim his glory. I'd advise him to do it in Los Angeles where he's a new face. No matter what he thinks, South Beach isn't kind to yesterday's stars."
Developer Craig Robins on fellow developer Don Peebles: "His legacy in Miami is not particularly meaningful."
Peebles on Miami: "Miami is just not comfortable with blacks. I don't acquiesce. I am married to a white wife, I make a lot of money, and my problem is that I don't know my place."
Robins on Lincoln Road developer Michael Comras: "Comras is parasitic, not a visionary."
October 09, 2009 in Ballers, Cocktail onions, Coffee Talk, Egomaniacs, Moguls In Miami, Reality Check, Shameless, Unreal Estate, Who Knew? | Permalink | Comments (1)
Let's play the feud, the food feud! Mr. Chow vs. Philippe, take two
As we reported a few days ago, the soon to open at the W South Beach Mr. Chow is suing Philippe at the Gansevoort South for 33-pages worth of reasons. We just received an official statement from Stratis Morfogen, partner in Philippe, who said the following:
"Their complaint is that we’re confusing the customer. When we first opened, we went out of our way to take the extra steps and safeguards to make sure we were introducing our brand as something completely different than Mr. Chow. We don’t want to be associated with Mr. Chow. Obviously there are similarities in the dishes because the chef came with us and went after the American Dream and went on his own. He’s been cooking this way for 27 years. It all comes back to the fact that I don’t agree with the customer experience at Mr. Chow. They’re bright lights, we’re dark. They do not give a menu, we do. They do orders for one, we do it for two or family style. They do not have a lot of music in the house, we have music in the house. We wanted a complete turnaround from what customers were experiencing there. I was going there for seven years and I’d always eat the same thing and get a different bill. Fact of the matter is Philippe is a very respected brand, we treat our customers right, they come back and enjoy the experience we offer them, they know what they pay for, they see a menu and they know what they get, that’s more then I can say for some of our competitors.
Mr. Chow does not own the words Beijing chicken or Peking duck or lettuce wrap or chicken satay or crispy beef. They’re in a hundred Chinese restaurants. For him to say he has a trademark means Burger King should be wiped out because McDonald’s has a trademark on the hamburger. We’re not calling it the Whopper, or “Mr. Chow’s chicken satay.” Thirty percent or 40 percent of our menu is dishes that Michael Chow does not have. Keep in mind, Michael Chow is not a cook. It’s fine if Michael Chow wants to say that I’m just an amusement-park owner or whatever, but let’s be clear: Michael Chow is not a chef. He’s lived off other people and other chefs.
To portray him as a chopper is comical. That hurt him, because he put 27 years of his life in there. When I was introduced to him by managers, waiters, and staff, they called him Chef Philippe, Chef Philippo, Chef Philippa — always Chef. In his office there are pictures of him and celebrities photographed in the middle of the dining room in a full chef’s outfit. Our lawyers will tear this apart because his whole complaint is contradictory. It’s almost laughable. Actually, when Philippe said he was leaving, Michael Chow offered him a couple years' salary not to open a new restaurant. Why would you make that kind of deal with a “chopper?” And if you want to clear up this thing about him being the chef, why don’t you do that the first week we open so that we don’t have any momentum?
Our decision is to stay away from Mr Chow. We signed the Miami deal before his deal and opened a year and two months before he opened. I don’t understand how he says we went where he was. I’ve been offered a dozen different locations in Beverly Hills and I’ve intentionally stayed away from all of them.
In Google we bought the word Chow — we bought different words like “Chinese food” because that’s just good marketing. Why shouldn’t we get the word Chow when our chef’s name is Chow? There are one million people in the world named Chow! You know what’s funny? Philippe Chow’s birth name and his American name are pretty similar — they’re both pronounced Chow. Michael Chow’s birth name has nothing to do with Michael or Chow. This is borderline egomaniacal! The world does not revolve around Michael Chow.
Fact of the matter is Philippe is a very respected brand, we treat our customers right, they come back and enjoy the experience we offer them, they know what they pay for, they see a menu and they know what they get, that’s more then I can say for some of our competitors."
Survey says? Jury's out until Mr. Chow opens for biz. Until then, we'll just say chow--er, ciao, to the matter.
July 13, 2009 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (0)
Philippe vs. Mr. Chow: culinary Hatfields and McCoys?
The tension between enemies and soon to be neighbors Philippe and Mr. Chow has gotten a lot more serious than we thought. According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Florida Federal Court by Alan Kluger of Miami-based law firm Kluger Kaplan, restaurateur Mr. Chow is chop-suing nemesis Philippe Chow, whose eateries---including South Beach's Philippe--- Mr. Chow contends are a rip-off of his menus and his trademarked good name. Michael Chow, the original Mr. Chow, has been furious with Chak Yam Chau ever since the former "food chopper" for Chow resigned in 2005, changed his name to Philippe Chow and opened restaurants in New York, according to the trademark-infringement lawsuit. According to Kluger, the final straw came in 2008, when Philippe opened a Miami outpost at the Gansevoort Hotel, 100 yards from a long-planned location that Mr. Chow will open next month at the W on South Beach. Said Kluger “Simply put, Philippe is just not who he says he is! When Philippe resigned from his job as a food chopper (he was never a chef) in 2005, he signed his resignation as Phillip Chau. He now goes by the new name Philippe Chow. Furthermore, Philippe has purchased sponsored links on Google for "Mr. Chow" so that when the real MR. CHOW is searched for, Phillippe's name and link comes up as Mr. Chow. Philippe is a fraud!” Our request for a comment from the Philippe side of things has yet to be fulfilled.
Here's a link to download the 33 page complaint--a legal Chinese menu of sorts-- filed on July 8: Download M0648488
July 10, 2009 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (2)
The fault of the house of Usher?
We hear that R&B star Usher, who is the sole musical headliner at the much anticipated Victoria's Secret fashion show at the Fontainebleau on November 15, tried unsuccessfully to get into Miami doctor Lenny Hochstein's Sunset Island Halloween party Friday night because it was so packed. According to a spy, "It was such a madhouse at the door and Usher couldn't get in." Spy also tells us that if Hochstein knew Usher was there, of course they would have let him in. Or perhaps it was just someone in a really convincing costume?
November 03, 2008 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (5)
We May Not Be the Friendliest or the Smartest, But We're the Most Beautiful
So much has been made about how awful and ugly Miami drivers are, but now, thanks to a new Travel and Leisure online survey of 125,000 people, Miami's residents have been voted the most beautiful people in the country. The survey ranked 25 cities in 45 categories ranging from most affordable to friendliest denizens. Hey, we'll take what we can get. Ranked least attractive, sadly: Philadelphia.
September 12, 2008 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (0)
The Real Governor of Florida
Where does a potential VP candidate go for some low key R&R? Why, Real Housewives of New York City star Jill Zarin's Hamptons beach home, of course! That's right, our very own Governor Charlie Crist and travel buddy girlfriend Carole Rome spent the weekend at Zarin's Hampton's home this past weekend. Apparently Zarin and Rome are, like, bff. Crist needed the restful weekend to recover from knee surgery, which he had last week. Oh, to be a fly on that wall.
June 24, 2008 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (1)
Finally! And Brad Pitt News, Too!
Ok, so he wasn't physically in Miami yesterday, but Brad Pitt was at the third annual Design Miami/Basel event in Switzerland yesterday, where he bought 2 Max Lamb Bronze Poly Chairs and the "Family Lamp" (how apros pos) by Atelier van Lieshout. The chairs cost $25,000 each. The lamp? Priceless.
Pictured: Pitt and Ambra Medda, director of Design/Miami.
Photo: Design Miami/James Harris.
June 04, 2008 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (3)
Queen Latifah and Friends at Cafe Martorano
Christina Milian was at Cafe Martorano Saturday night having dinner with her music producer boyfriend Andre "Dre" Lyon, his music partner Marcello "Cool" Valenzano, and Queen Latifah. At another table: Scottie Pippen. While Milian and Dre stayed put at the table, holding hands and kissing, Queen Latifah walked around saying hi to everyone and hanging mostly at Pippen's table. In case anyone wasn't sure who Latifah was, there were cheat notes in the form of Houseguest and Taxi movie clips playing on all the restaurant's screens. More apros pos would have been Chicago.
Photos: Ralph Notaro/NDM Images
May 05, 2008 in Cocktail onions | Permalink | Comments (5)





