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Owen Wilson is NOT Engaged. Not Even Close.

Hmmm. AniMayer was the best thing that could have happened to Owen Wilson. Maybe he's behind the whole thing, because while everyone was chasing Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer this past week/end, Wilson was busy carousing like a sex addict at a triple X convention, hitting various South Beach hot spots looking for free samples of the eye candy. On Tuesday, Wilson was at Mokai, where we hear he was having a dandy time ogling and flirting with various women, and last night he was at Quattro with owner Nicola Siervo. Just the two of them allegedly, which we don't necessarily buy. Wilson left today, but we're just now starting to  hear about the trail of tail he left behind here in this so-called Magic City of ours. We know of more than a few women who said they were starting to avoid his phone calls because he became, as one put it, "so skanky." Tell us how you really feel, girls. But what we can't imagine is what Kate Hudson thinks, if she's even thought about it at all.

Ready For Your Close Up?

As many of you know, Bravo announced production of a new Miami reality show called Miami Social or something like that, which will follow a group of locals (the only one we know who's been picked for this show so far is fellow gossip Michael Cohen) around the city doing who knows what. If you weren't picked for that debacle debut, consider The Gong Show with Dave Attell, which is holding auditions for, as they say, "the  most unusual, absurd, bizarre, and unique performers out there---stupid human tricks, stupid animal tricks, the more insane, the  better." The series will tape this summer and auditions are in LA, Vegas and NYC, but casting director Hedda Muskat says she only has a few weeks to find 100 great acts, so call her or email her asap with your pitch. 310-413-2861 or gongshowcasting@aol.com.

We Guess Jennifer Aniston's Back In Town....

While some women were busy trying to make booty calls to Owen Wilson's pad, Governor Charlie Crist visited the set of Marley & Me today to schmooze the movie folks and convince them to film more in our sunshiney state. In this photo: Miami Dade County Deputy Manager Pete Hernandez, City of Miami Mayor Manny Diaz, Wilson and Jennifer Aniston.

America's Next Top Model Wants You!

The casting agents from America's Next Top Model are in Miami this week looking for women who think they're hot, or rather, who know they're hot. For those who think they make the cut, email CastingMonique@gmail.com no later than tomorrow with your name, age, height, weight, a few current close ups of your face, a few full body shots, including a swimsuit photo--no nudes or nothing risque, they say, a phone number and an email address. Open call is on Saturday, March 22 at the Four Points Sheraton, 4343 Collins Ave. Ask for Monique. Good luck. Modelizers and creepy men are prohibited from the casting.

Kramer's Three Ring Circus

Two hundred girls are expected to line up on Saturday at Thomas Kramer's home on Star Island… but its not what you think! Saturday is the official Ring Girl casting call for the upcoming Broker Boxing Federation Charity event at Mansion next month when Kramer joins real estate big wigs Ernie Cambo, Grant Killingsworth and several other real estate heavy weights as they duke it out for the Alonzo Mourning Charities. Tomorrow, local luminaries including Michael Capponi, Antonio Misuraca, Shareef Malnick, Michael Comras, Michael Dreiling and Alan Lieberman will select which 20 ladies will make it to the ring. To RSVP contact David Goldberg at dgoldberg@newmarkkf.com.    

And Brody Jenner Is Famous, Why?

Like a kid in a candy store, the inexplicably famous, albeit good looking son of Bruce, Brody Jenner was spotted at the Victoria's Secret Spring Break bacchanal at the Raleigh Wednesday afternoon. Jenner was also seen dining at Social Miami at Sagamore Wednesday night with several Victoria's Secret models. Says our snoop, "They ate and drank up a storm. Brody was the center of attention at the table, flirting shamelessly with all the models." Snoop also notes that Jenner took a swig from a bottle of Ketel One but stuck with beer for the rest of the night before heading over to Prive, where he switched it up with Patron, flirted with the models some more and stayed until 3 a.m. And people are wondering why Jennifer Aniston stays home?

Calling All Eligible Bachelors: Jennifer Aniston's Coming to Town and She Wants You

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson will be in town filming Marley and Me, beginning March 10 and continuing for 9 weeks. The movie needs extras of both sexes, all ages and ethnicities. If you want to apply, send a recent photo, contact numbers, height, and, oddly, your make, model, year and color of your car, if applicable to Lori Wyman Casting, 16499 NE 19th Ave., #203, North Miami Beach, FL 33162. Now we know that Wilson likes to tap into local talent, which is good news for the ladies, but as for Aniston, we're not sure she likes to mingle with the help. Time will tell.