As the relentless Real Housewives casting agents allegedly scrape every surface begging and pleading to find some willing and able Miami women for their cruel psychological experiment take two, we bring to you yet another casting, one that combines that inimitable Housewives horror magic with the bloat whimsy of Pregnant in Heels. Audition at your own risk.
The casting directors responsible for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, and Million Dollar Decorator are casting for a new reality show featuring new and soon-to-be moms. If you are a first-time mom living in South Florida (either trying to conceive, pregnant, or with a baby under 6 months old), we want to talk to you! Do you have great style, a successful career, an impressive home and the overall life that other women envy? Are you ready to be a mom, but not ready to give up your glamorous lifestyle? Our series will focus on the challenges, compromises and joy that come with becoming a first time mother, while still balancing the hectic lifestyle of women who want it all. If so, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with a photo of you and your significant other and a brief paragraph about your decision to become a parent, your relationship, your goals and what you and your partner do for a living. Don't forget your full name and phone number so we can get in touch with you. We’ll be in South Florida on November 11th to cast for the show.