No it's not an invitation to a screening of the late Michael Jackson's This Is It, but what you see here is an exclusive look at the invite to Sammy Sosa's 41st birthday party at the Fontainebleau's oceanfront ballroom Saturday night. Do not adjust your screens! The color, or lack thereof, is spot on--or off, rather.
This is it! An exclusive look at Sammy Sosa's birthday party invitation
No it's not an invitation to a screening of the late Michael Jackson's This Is It, but what you see here is an exclusive look at the invite to Sammy Sosa's 41st birthday party at the Fontainebleau's oceanfront ballroom Saturday night. Do not adjust your screens! The color, or lack thereof, is spot on--or off, rather.
8 Oz. Burger Bar guilty of bad taste
Unless you've been living under a rock, you know why this invitation from 8 Oz. Burger Bar is just so blatantly wrong. For those who don't know why "murder burgers" and "killer cocktails" are tacky, tasteless and just so very, very wrong, click here. The gross thing is, is that on October 23, we saw on the now defunct Facebook page of Josh Woodward that the theme of 8 Oz's Halloween party was originally "Hot Chicks with Douchebags."
Joshua Woodward: Miami's Official- Hot Chicks With Douche Bags Halloween Party @ 8oz South Beach! $30 open bar from 10:30-1:30...Invites to Follow shortly. This is the ONLY time Ed Hardy gear is welcome in our restaurant!
What does this mean? That the whole "murder burger" party was conceived (sorry) after the Woodward news was already out, making it all seem that much more astoundingly appalling.
Mr. Chow's kooky kitchen caper
The battle between South Beach's chichi Chinese restaurants Mr. Chow and Philippe has a new, wacky twist that's something out of a Scooby Doo episode. It seems that someone may have sneaked into Mr. Chow's kitchen last week dressed as a chef and was busted and photographed (see surveillance photos below) snooping around. The Chow team suspect it was an impostor acting in concert with their arch rival, Philippe at the nearby Gansevoort. Mr. Chow reported the incident to the police and filed an amendment to the original lawsuit that cited unfair competition by corporate espionage and civil trespass. “This incident further reinforces our suspicion of the deceptive practices and lengths the defendants will go to misrepresent themselves. It’s not enough that they’ve tried to steal our signature dishes, but now they appear to be trying to update their menu with new ideas from our kitchen," says Alan Kluger, attorney for Mr. Chow. In response, Philippe partner Stratis Morfogen told us, "This is beyond bizarre and at this point we have no further comment describing Michael Chow's delusional and paranoid state of mind." As Shaggy would say, zoinks!
Mickey Rourke's Two Timing Bites
So Mickey Rourke walks into Mokai last night with a "hot blonde," says our spy. Rourke heads to the bar where he is spotted by the woman he was with the night before. Said woman walks over to Rourke, says hello and bites him on the face. Rourke was bleeding, iw, so security grabbed the woman and threw her out of the club. Rourke cleaned his wounds and continued partying with the blonde. Another excuse for Rourke to undergo yet another plastic surgery.
Motley Crew at Casa Tua and Mickey Rourke at Score!
Seen dining in the Casa Tua courtyard Saturday night: Mickey Rourke, Eva Mendes and Giuseppe Cipriani. After dinner they provided the inevitable weirdness factor at SET. On Sunday, Rourke was seen in the popular Lincoln Road gay bar, Score, with an unidentifiable woman--as far as the eye could tell anyway...
Eddie Who? Scary Spice's Boyfriend is HOT!
Melanie Brown did good, really good. Not only did Eddie Murphy admit he's her baby daddy, but now she's snagged a hot boyfriend, Stephen Belafonte, pictured here with her at Cameo on Saturday night. Perez Hilton says he's shady, making up his recognizable last name so people think he's related to the legendary Harry, but who cares? He's hot either way!
Photo: Peter Richardson/Red Eye Productions
A Very Forge-y Christmas in July
No stranger to the most outlandish displays of bling, Glass at The Forge had a very special Christmas display on Sunday night when boxer Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather showed up with his bag of ornaments. The tough boxer arrived sporting a single bracelet and Jacob & Co. watch. At one point, Mayweather and one of his many bodyguards stepped away from his private table where he was partying with ten beautiful women, Ray Lewis and Steven Francis. The two walked outside to an SUV where they grabbed a large black leather bag looking like an old doctor's bag. When they returned to the VIP table, the bodyguard removed all of the glassware from the table and placed the bag on top. "The Dresser"/bodyguard then began pulling jewelry out of the bag and adorned Mayweather with yards and yards of diamond jewelry. After pulling items from what seemed to be a bottomless bag, sources say, "Mayweather looked like a sparkling Christmas tree."
