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April 14, 2013

N. Korean ambassador Dennis Rodman steals The Real Housewives of Miami's thunder at Blacks' gala

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Philanthropist and The Real Housewives of Miami cast member Lea Black is really a mad social scientist of sorts, fusing a motley crew into one big philanthropic Petri dish. Her latest concoction was seen Saturday night at the Fontainebleau at her and her defense attorney husband Roy's haute hootenanny to raise money for a cause bigger than all the egos in the ballroom--children.

And while we expected some people to act like children, the whole scene was surprisingly civilized and drama free. Sure, there were the grand camera-ready entrances of RHOM cast members Lisa Hochstein and Joanna Krupa, in attendance with their RHOM alum, the smart one that got away, dentist Karent Sierra. The other half of that show was busy showing solidarity for each other and took their drama to the gay polo tournament in Wellington. Footage of both forthcoming, only by Bravo. There was also a handful of hilariously colorful women at the party who should have been cast on that show, especially the one who introduced herself to us saying, "I'm not a stripper. I'm not a hooker. I'm a socialite."

But it was nothing compared to the grandest entrance made by erstwhile cast member, drag queen Elaine Lancaster, who entered with long time BFF and recent, unofficial North Korean ambassador and Kim Jong-un idol Dennis Rodman. The duo was joined by former Miamian Lisa Pliner, who seemed to provide the larger than life Rodman with more than his fair share of amusement. Toto, we're not in Pyongyang anymore.

Speaking of North Korea, Rodman spoke to us exclusively on his controversial trip there. "I have been contacted by the FBI and I met with them. They wanted to know what went on and who's really in charge in North Korea. I have been invited back to North Korea in August and I want to go. I'm not a total idiot. I know what Kim Jong-un is threatening to do regarding his military muscle. I hope it doesn't happen because America will take whatever actions to protect America and our allies. I do think, umm, you know, that we have to talk to people who want to cause us harm so hopefully they won't. I've been talking to folks for years who don't get what I'm about but that's cool, 'cause once they walk away they like me. I might be able to keep folks' heads cool. We all going to find a way to get along and keep peace. Peace and love is where it is at, Lesley."

Indeed. But beyond those politics, there were no doubt party politics taking place around the room, as young Miami mixed with not so young Miami (and some famous visitors including Lance Bass and Kardashian appendage Jonathan Cheban, who talked to us about his aspirations to become the "next Simon Cowell," because of his penchant for judging people) for a fun filled night of selflessness despite the inevitable presence of a few party crashing freeloaders who were captured on camera not so surreptitiously lifting a VIP gift bag.

American Idol winner Taylor Hicks provided the dinner music, a mellow, bluesy mix of Doobie Brothers and Elton John, while local fave Flo Rida got the crowd--and some willing and able women--up off their feet, onto the stage and, for some, almost out of their clothes with a powerhouse show of his greatest hits.

So further beyond the politics, baubles, Botox and ballers, how much was raised? "We're still counting," Lea Black told us. "It was a packed house of people partying until one in the morning. Between Taylor Hicks, Flo Rida, DJ Whi5ker5 and his incredible light show, and all the generosity, it was, hands down, one of the best parties yet." We agree. In what universe would you ever expect to see Kim Jong-un in the same blog post as The Real Housewives, Taylor Hicks, Lance Bass and Flo Rida? Now that's so Miami.

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Emily

Lea Black will take anyone she can get, no matter who it is as long as they will buy a ticket and auction item. She hangs with low life's and they all show up for her hillbilly gala. You can't upstage Lea Black when she isn't relevant anyway. She is a joke.

Sus

It read to my like you are cranky about the event being a success.
And it was a great party fill
With Elegant people. She did a fantastic job!!

Sus

Emely let's say that you right and she is a joke.. But she have a purpose.
A good one too.. I'm sure you don't even know this
Lady personally. No one that help children to this level
Is a joke. You be ashamed of yourself.

Fancy Pantsy

Hello people? Are you kidding me? Do you raelize the bigger story here is DENNIS RODMAN AND NORTH KOREA? WHO CARES ABOUT HOUSEWIVES? THAT NUT HAS MISSILES POINTED AT US.

SoBe Socialite

Lesley's not kidding! I was there and no one cared about the housewives one lick once they saw Dennis and elaine walk in!

Aziz Cameron

It is so Easy to HATE for most folks nowadays, but Dennis Rodman, Love or Hate him is brilliant in getting attention and seems to be a loyal friend.
I got to speak to him at the Black's gala with is pal Elaine Lancaster (southern sweetheart) who brought the Worm as her date. I asked him if he came with Elaine since she is on the Real Housewives show and he said how they have been friends sine 1983 and she was his best friend.
That's pretty cool in my book they have a special friendship that seems to have endured the test of time.

Good for them both & Good for Lea for 19 years of service to our community and the people who call Miami Home. I'd like to know how the boys/men she has help turned out in life because of what she & her volunteers have done to impact their lives. BRAVO to all involved.

Sally Cannon

Emily, the joke is on you! Lea Black is very generous to provide a better life for the less fortunate. She could be helping someone you know and not willing to help them yourself. Apparently you are just jealous. So sad.

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