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April 01, 2013

Miami's worst kept secret confirmed: The Real Housewives of Miami, Take 3, minus the dentist

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Here we go again. Deja vu, or is it? Sort of. And as much as it sounds like one, it's definitely not a bad April Fool's joke. On the eve of the upfronts, when television networks announce their upcoming shows to bribe lure in advertisers, a source thisclose to Bravo tells us that yes, yes, The Real Housewives of Miami is coming back for a third season as anyone with access to Twitter already knew. Also pretty common knowledge thanks to the incessant retweeting abilities of the ladies involved, is that the new season has already started filming around town. Sign those release forms, camera-hogs!

Finally, the official news that has also been out there on the internets is that Karent Sierra, the dentist and subject of one of this writer's posts-turned-season 2's-most-absurd-plotline (or lack thereof), is officially outsky and a Housewife no more. Some would say she's the luckiest, smartest one yet. Others not so much. Sierra, meanwhile, has managed to parlay her unfortunate involvement in season 2 with a few appearances on the CBS medical talk show The Doctors. "I am basically bicoastal the past couple of months, filming The Doctors in LA," Sierra told us. "My focus is now on that and casting for some films. I'm very excited. Looking forward to an exciting future without unnecessary drama."

Extending their 15 minutes of overexposure for round three is: Lea Black, Ana Quincoces, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, Adriana Marq--er, de Moura, Marysol Patton, and Alexia Echevarria. If we see drag queen Elaine Lancaster it will be in the same capacity in which we saw her before. Of course, as filming devolves--er, evolves, cast members' roles will do the same. Some will play a lesser role, others will stoop the lowest clamor to be the breakout star. You know how it goes. Maybe they can look to Big Ang, who is filming the next season of her successful VH1 show right here in Miami, for some secrets to huge reality success.

As for why the network would bring back the poorly rated show, well, our well placed source clicked mute for that one. As they say, if you don't have anything nice to say . . .  Let's just hope the third season defies the old Housewives' tale that says bad things come in threes.

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Cristy Grain

HOWL LESLEY! Goodbye to Karent .. Why did they keep Anna, she's worthless? Elaine Lancaster Was by far the most interesting of any of them and she's a man! I Can't wait honestly. BRING ON THE BITCHES!

Tran Sean

Elaine needs to realize she is NOT a woman and needs to quit acting like one.

James

They must be desperate to fill the time slot! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

doug

It has to have amazingly low cost factor, considering these "characters" are starved for media attention, coupled with low ratings, overall per episode fees have to be low

Snazzberry

Aggree with Doug. It's a cheap show with a cheap, desperate cast

Karent

"If you don't like my smile, then don't look my way!"

-Karent

Dolores P.

No One on that show is interesting Or authentic. Elsa & Elaine seem to be the only REAL people on there. Give us more of those two or Nothing at all .

Bonbon

Elaine needs to get with Ru Paul. She looks to desperate on Housewives. Just like the rest of them.

Big Rich Hialeah

Karent IS the smartest one to run while she can! There is NO Vanderpump or Bethenny in this sad group or even potential for one so why hang around? Go KARENT!

Ultra Violet

I LOVE RHOM because it's the only show that I cam sleep to!!!

Emily

We hope that Ana returns. Lea Black can go fly a kite. She is just an old woman who needs to retire. She is a joke. She really loves herself doesn't she.

She is mean and a hypocrite. She is well known in Miami and not well liked.

And these photos she has done are sad. I have never seen a woman try so hard to be famous and young, what is she 62. She was a juror on a trial. She swayed the jury and married the defense lawyer. Simple, everyone knows it. We will not be watching RHOM with her on it again. She is the Queen of Mean

Emily

Also, we heard the other day she has been married 4 times. it is all over Miami. What a liar

Janice

Karent grew on me and I will miss her. I am sure she learned from the experience. She is beautiful and I hope she makes an appearance. Janice

Denise

I am a huge fan of all the real housewives. Miami on the other hand is like watching paint dry!!!

Elle

RHOM has become my favorite. The other surreal housewives show are getting moronic. I do think I am enjoying watching Elsa tremendously even though she can be whackadoodlelicious sometimes.

lourdes

i find it incredibly sad that intelligent, professional women like Karent and Anna would stoop so low and make such fools of themselves for a pathetic little piece of fame. Karent did the right thing leaving. That show is beneath her. Poor Anna. She seems so desperate by staying on.

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