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July 24, 2012

The Real Housewives of Miami 2.0 premieres at 10 p.m. September 13

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The do-over of The Real Housewives of Miami is readying for its close-up, premiering at 10 p.m. on September 13. From what we've heard and what we can see in the video preview above, this retooled version is not without its drama, scandal, famewhores, hangers-on and cat fighting. And not that he'd say otherwise, Andy Cohen said on Twitter that the first episode is "spectacular." Insert grains of salt here. But we kind of may believe him this time if just for the descriptions of some of the new cast members alone.

You can read the bios for each of the cast members by clicking here, but some of our favorite lines from said bios include: "This 29-year-old beauty made three appearances in Playboy magazine and can often be found shopping, lounging, and hanging out with her maid and best friend Daisy" (Lisa Hochstein); "Dr. Karent Sierra is Miami’s No. 1 celebrity dentist;" "Ana Quincoces is a straight-shooting Cuban dynamo who tells it like it is;" "From photo shoots with Marc Anthony to luncheons with President Obama, Alexia and her husband, Herman, are the real deal when it comes to the “Who's Who” in Miami;" and "Adriana DeMoura is best known as the Brazilian Bombshell of the Miami art scene."

There is so much fun to be had with all of this, but our favorite of the faves has to be "No. 1 celebrity dentist." A Root Canal Rock Star! And though neither are "official" cast members, it's evident that Elsa Patton and James Davis aka drag queen Elaine Lancaster will play prominent roles as chum for drama in the second season. We personally can't wait for this show even if its official description is "an inside look into the aspirational lives of seven women as they juggle family, work, and a spicy social scene in the hottest city in the world." Where else would a "celebrity dentist" live?  Have at it, commenters.  

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