Kim Kardashian to shill Midori Friday night at the Delano; witness the shilling yourself via Twitter contest

Proving she really does work for a living, Kim Kardashian is hosting the Midori Beachside Bash Friday night at the Delano benefiting Dress for Success and featuring a "surprise performance" by someone who may or may not be her current distraction, Kanye West. She will also reveal her "easy summer styling tips" that will make no mention whatsoever of airbrushing, stylists and makeup of a certain tonnage. To get into the party, just change your name to Kardashian because with the rate they are spawning, no one will notice. Or, follow @DrinkMidori on Twitter, tweet them using the hashtag #MidoriEasy and tell us why you have nothing better to do want to win. Remember, that's #MidoriEasy, shorthand for #MidoriEasyMoney, we're sure.

Comments

[Gina]

Could this article be any more catty? Someone sounds jealous.

[Carmela Falsetto]

Catty? It's freakin' hilarious!

[midgettaco]

jealous ?

nobody jealous of a stumpy fat piss smellin skank with the brain of an amoeba & a desperate need for photoshop & girdles ..
wake up out of your dream , baby ..
dislike ain't jealousy ..
& NOBODY likes her ...
nice try though kimode !! ahaa

[Lesley Abravanel]

Hang on a minute, midge---of course I am jealous. How can you not be of someone who possesses no clear, identifiable talent, skill or anything remotely masking as such, and still makes a mint? That being said, I may be covetous of her bank account but I wouldn't trade her life with mine any day for any amount!

[Lesley Abravanel]

And thanks, midge, for making me howl with this line: "nobody jealous of a stumpy fat piss smellin skank with the brain of an amoeba & a desperate need for photoshop & girdles .."

[janet]

Hey Midge if your calling Kim stumpy then you must admit that you are a MIDG ET by your own name. The past is the past, the future is the future, and the present is synonomous with "gift". So you and your hater cohorts are just jealous that Kim chooses to embrace the present and not her past. I guess she leaves the embracing of her past to you guys. So a word of advice stop hating on a person you don't even know personally and embrace your own presents. Have you ever realized that Kim employs many people who work for her companies? She is involved with many charities that help people in need. Why can't you commend her on that. You are very lucky that no one harps on your pasts

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