The Real Housewives of Miami creating classy scenes all over town

They're really trying hard to pile on the drama for the retweaked Real Housewives of Miami version 2.0. First we hear of a "scene" filmed at Smith & Wollensky involving Marysol Patton's mother Elsa passing out or something like that, and now an incident last night at Mynt, the club owned by Romain Zago, the boyfriend of new castmember, model Joanna Krupa, who quite vocally and sort of ironically said he'd never allow Jersey Shore to film there. This ain't too off from that Shore, we're afraid. Says our spy, "While miced last night, Joanna Krupa stood in front of the DJ's booth, flipping him birds and cursing him out. Apparently the DJ had a rough break-up last year with Joanna's sister. Romain ripped off his mic and stormed outside to try to cool off."  Classy, and exactly what Bravo is looking for when it comes to its "reality" shows. Speaking of which, we're also told that the drama is so faked, it's hard for these regular folks to act like it's anything other than that. "Apparently, they had a 'staged' employee meeting so that all can see how big a happy family they all are. Everybody who works there was of course rolling their eyes over the hypocrisy," says our snitch. "Apparently even the silent investors made it in, which they never do, [but did it] just for the ruse." Insert feigned Tayor Swiftian shock here. Money can't buy you class, but it sure can afford you the opportunity to prove it can't. Stay tuned for more nonsense (cooking party, anyone?) on the Ruse Housewives of Miami if you can stand it.

Comments

[Lauren Stern Moskowitz]

They should fire Andy Cohen and get rid of all the Housewives shows already. That ship has sailed already.

[Alexander]

To go from Dancing With the Stars to Real Housewives of Miami is quite a downgrade. It's only a matter of time before Romain Zago dumps her for someone who is less desperate for publicity.

[CANETILLIDIE....DH]

Does anyone really care about this show. I get that their attractive but so is every other girl in Miami. There are few women in Miami that aren't attractive. Even the unattractive women here beat out the majority of women in this country any day hands down.

Whatever, anything for a paycheck right. I mean, that's why they got married in the first place, no?

[Yolanda]

They arent even married!!! The ones who are are barely married and in sham marriages!

[Jules]

the new girl is the only hot one, but all of them are freakin boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buck Winthrop]

I do not think in 2012 there is a person alive who can believe anything on reality shows are "real" except for the people and settings. It is simply a new genre so you know that when watching--or--not watching if that sort of thing doesn't interest you.

Joanna Krupa is a huge improvement over the ghastly women who appeared last season. She is a major animal rights advocate with a caring spirit and will represent Miami well.

[Marcie]

No one believes it's real especially with these tired old Miami hags

[Skyboxer]

The hags they kept from season #1 are gonna look even uglier next to that chic

[russia in the house]

i cant believe they invited Marysol and her mama back on? what a freak show. i see them out on the town and the young one thinks she is a big star? doesnt she have a crappy little pr agency with no real clients? I love Joanna she will shine above all the girls. im a big fan of hers since Dancing with the Stars.

[Tra La La]

does anyone really shine on these shows? they all end up looking like disgusting women desperate for attention. Marysol has no personality and allowed bravo to explot that mother of hers for the purpose of her own desperate quest for fame.
then there's lea black, a big bore who has nothing to offer the show but a husband who can work the law in case andy cohen gets butsed for DUI or somethin.

[Israel Sands]

Lea Black is a good- hearted and smart woman. The only reason she does the show is to promote her charitable work via herself.

[Dana S.]

You don't go on these shows to promote anything but your own self.

[Cynthia Seymour]

I think using the word "Real" in terms of any of those Housewives shows must be a "tongue in cheek" joke. There is NOTHING real about any of the Housewives shows.

I'd like to produce a spin-off of "Real Housewives" get a reality check and take a bunch of them down to Haiti or a country where people need REAL help and film them volunteering and making a real contribution to this planet.

Now that would be entertaining!

[Laura]

as if these famewhores would do any charity except one that would benefit themselves.