The rumors are partially true. Like the person Carly Simon sings about in "You're So Vain," Madonna's where she should be all the time (though when she's not, she probably isn't with a spy or the wife of a close friend, but then again, you never know), and when you have a new (mostly) dance CD out, you go to Miami during Winter Music Conference. Madonna doesn't have to leave her house to sell records, but ever the savvy icon, she will indeed be at a major Miami Music Week event, but it's not the one everyone thinks it is, not the "official" MDNA release party tonight at the Delano. Nope. Madonna's been there, done that. And she won't do it tonight. What she will do is stop by somewhere major, somewhere sold out tomorrow night to spin the record and get the crowd hyped up. Says Miami Herald music writer Howard Cohen, "Tony Orlando at the Alper JCC! She'll tie a yellow ribbon around Dawn and take over the harmonies." We wish. Scalpers, you're about to make a mint and Madonna, well, you're Madonna. Enough said and welcome back. We've missed you.
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March 23, 2012
Confirmed! Madonna will magically appear somewhere major, musical Saturday in Miami
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Nice! And, as expected, everyone in Miami will claim to have hung out with her.
Posted by: Buck Winthrop | March 23, 2012 at 01:52 PM
I think that a lot of the celebrities that used to call Miami home should step back in to lift the spirit of the place. http://tarotworldtour.wordpress.com/
Posted by: John | March 24, 2012 at 06:03 AM
Madonna is still the shit!!!! Love her to pieces!!!!
Posted by: Tommy | March 24, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Wow! Fun, fun, fun! If your really looking for a sure hit fun then, you should come to her concert. Madonna is an amazing and very energetic performer.
Posted by: Andrei M | March 29, 2012 at 04:14 PM