Go figure: the reason Charlie Sheen's screwed again is from Miami

 
Of course Charlie Sheen's latest porn star plaything is from Miami. According to the Daily News, Capri Anderson (real name: Christina Walsh) lives in Miami and works, ahem, in Miami, starring on her own X-rated website run by, you guessed it, Miami-based porn company Medium Pimpin'. But before her randy, raucous romp with Sheen at the Plaza the other night, Anderson had a real job. Sort of. You see, Anderson was a dancer at Mansion, but not for long. Sources tell us she boogied there for a little less than a year. Opium Group has no comment, but our deep throat says, to her credit, "She was a sweetie and no one expected this," adding, "And she had a smokin' body." And now she has a lawyer. Paging Gloria Allred....