Steve Berke didn't sign up for this, but for a budding comic, it's the stuff jokes--or in this case, parody videos--are made of. Here's the story: Berke, a Miami native and Yale grad, fell head over heels for an actress named Haley Higgins, who in turn, cheated on Berke with Jay Cutler, the quarterback of the Chicago Bears. Cutler and Higgins are still dating. Sort of. A few days ago, Cutler was linked in the blogosphere to Kristin Cavallari, who, Berke says, "happens to look just like Haley." While he has no idea whether Cutler and Cavallari are still dating, Berke, who fled Miami for LA to film this revenge video and record a Weird Al-style parody album, does know that Higgins "is really in love" with Cutler.
"I know how uncomfortable it can be, because I was in a similar love triangle with Cutler and Haley for a solid two months before I lost out to him. I guess $100 million dollars and being the face of an NFL franchise was more attractive to her than a struggling comic from Miami." Anyway, this video is the product of a blindsided, struggling comic. As for the Cavallari connection, that's to be seen, but we're sure there's a parody in that somewhere too.
I dont know, I feel like "Struggling-Comic-on-the-Rise" is better than "Struggling QB in a Freefall"! Higgins is probably having 2nd thoughts...just like the Bears!
Posted by: R Smith | September 07, 2010 at 02:27 PM
Cutler may be struggling a bit but he is hot and rich. He should stop dating reality whores and go back to that other girl and stay focused. I'm sure she's more normal that Kristen Cavallari.
Posted by: Ashley Donata | September 07, 2010 at 03:18 PM
Cutler is enjoying everything he can from being an NFL QB - enjoy it while you can because you're fading fast!
Posted by: Republic Monetary Exchange | September 07, 2010 at 04:46 PM
This is all so typical. The young NFL QB dating lookalikes actresses, young actresses looking for a high profile boyfriend or celebrity...This is a really superficial world we are living in.
Posted by: Fabiola | September 08, 2010 at 04:48 AM
Wow. This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!!!!
Posted by: marta orloff | September 08, 2010 at 04:19 PM
It seems the author of this article didn't pass geometry because triangle have 3 sides that connect. Steve Berke is trying to connect himself to two look-alike actresses...not the same thing. Its also really pathetic that someone who apparently is struggling to be a comic has to step on and use people who are actually famous for their talents in order to have his name tied to theirs. Sorry Steve, Cutler and Higgins have been productive and talented with their lives.
Posted by: Nancy | September 08, 2010 at 04:26 PM
I guess higgins is the girl reference in the opening of his comedy parody of the Scripts Falling to Pieces. its hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnK8-hIDps
Posted by: gabe | September 08, 2010 at 06:46 PM
I guess higgins is the girl reference in the opening of his comedy parody of the Scripts Falling to Pieces. its hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnK8-hIDps
Posted by: bob | September 08, 2010 at 06:46 PM