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September 07, 2010

Bizarre Miami love triangles: a comic, an actress, Chicago Bears QB and Kristin Cavallari?

Steve Berke didn't sign up for this, but for a budding comic, it's the stuff jokes--or in this case, parody videos--are made of. Here's the story: Berke, a Miami native and Yale grad, fell head over heels for an actress named Haley Higgins, who in turn, cheated on Berke with Jay Cutler, the quarterback of the Chicago Bears. Cutler and Higgins are still dating. Sort of. A few days ago, Cutler was linked in the blogosphere to Kristin Cavallari, who, Berke says, "happens to look just like Haley." While he has no idea whether Cutler and Cavallari are still dating, Berke, who fled Miami for LA to film this revenge video and record a Weird Al-style parody album, does know that Higgins "is really in love" with Cutler. 

"I know how  uncomfortable it can be, because I was in a similar love triangle with Cutler and Haley for a solid two months before I lost out to him. I guess $100 million dollars and being the face of an NFL franchise was more attractive to her than a struggling comic from Miami." Anyway, this video is the product of a blindsided, struggling comic. As for the Cavallari connection, that's to be seen, but we're sure there's a parody in that somewhere too.