"At Art Basel, even the traffic is pretentious," tweeted sage Miami filmmaker Billy Corben. With up to two hour waits to get into the Perez Art Museum, a Miami Heat game and grotesque gridlock, it's no wonder a European name-tagged Art Basel visitor was overheard saying, "F*ck it. I'm going to Disney World." If you were a celebrity, however, gridlock was hardly an issue and had LeBron James not been busted, we are certain that some celebs would even have had a police escort to mow them through the traffic. Sort of like Cindy Crawford did at her eponymous Art Miami lounge where she had a Rooms-to-Go collection of security men to whisk her through the cluster*uck. At any rate, what follows is our constantly updated Art Basel celebrity blotter to remind you that, nope, celebs are not just like us.
And the award for the first Art Basel celebrity sighting goes to Val Kilmer, an ABMB regular and art aficionado who was seen Monday night milling around the UNTITLED. fair where was also the first customer at the Fratelli Lyon pop-up restaurant. Here he is pictured with Marina Abramović', 67-yr-old grandmother of performance art, whose 3D vagina is on display from 6 p.m. to 3 a.m. through Art Basel at the Young Arts campus.
Best Buddies International and The Brant Foundation hosted the Best Buddies Art + Friendship Auction at Ugo Columbo’s manse to benefit Best Buddies, raising nearly $1 million for Anthony Kennedy Shriver's charity. Though Leonardo DiCaprio was there with a small crew that included actor Ethan Suplee, Val Kilmer was also there and, for that, we bestow him with a second award: the early, dubious honor of Art Basel's most ubiquitous bold facer who should not be confused with Beau Bridges.
It's not art, but: On Tuesday afternoon, A-Rod was the lone man sitting at at table at Mr Chow of what our spy says were 'very friendly to each other' women, including Martina Navratilova, whose wife was sitting on her lap.
Just like old times when Sean Puffy Puff Daddy P. Diddy Do Wah was Miami's ubiquitous, here he is above, pictured at the First Choice Collectors Preview at Art Basel Miami Beach with the name and gallerist behind Walter Otero Contemporary Art.
Roger Dubuis CEO Jean-Marc Pontroué and so-called “Friend of the Brand,” Gerard Butler, threw a private dinner Wednesday at a W South Beach private residence in “partnership” with Dom Pérignon. Guests got to drool over the watch that costs more than most crashers make in a year, the Roger Dubuis Excalibur Quatuor, alongside Jeff Koons’ designed Limited Edition Dom Perignon bottles. Among the invitees: Eva Longoria, Serena Williams and Karolina Kurkova. Following the dinner NY-based DJ Ms Nix hit the turntables—as did Butler— for the Dom-soaked after party. (Photo/Seth Browarnik, World Red Eye)
So this is what Art Basel's come to. Two years ago we had Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Last year it was Demi Moore channeling her inner teen chasing after a young art heir. This year it's this pop cultural cataract known as Kimye, seen here at the DuJour Magazine cocktail party Wednesday night, hosted by Dee and Tommy Hilfiger, Tony Shafrazzi and Eyal Lalo, honoring artist Mark Quinn. Also seen in the crowd: Lionel Richie, also seen at the Riviera on Thursday afternoon, and Adrian Grenier. Photo by Getty Images and Kardashian dress by Proenza Schouler.
Meanwhile, before that big appearance,architecture giant Jacques Herzog and West participated in a discussion moderated by Serpentine Gallery Co-Director of Exhibitions and Programs, Hans Ulrich Obrist. PT Barnum would have been proud. West, who admitted to being a "student of art," channeled Confucius, saying, "“Don’t be afraid to ask questions to a person who’s an expert.” Does that include experts who criticize his music? Photo of West and the Funky Bunch by Getty.
Across the causeway, Belvedere Vodka kicked off its own corporate thing Wednesday with a big party at the Mana Wynwood Art Gallery featuring hip hop artist Kendrick Lamar, who performed
hits including "Poetic Justice", "Swimming Pools" and "Don't Kill My Vibe" for a crowd that included some Real Housewives of Miami. Makes you thirsty for some Belvedere art, doesn't it?