Bill Clinton didn't party like it was 1998 last night at the Haiti fundraiser at LIV and it wasn't because he necessarily didn't want to. Apparently Clinton's staffers instructed the club to cover up its cocktail waitresses with special Snuggies emblazoned with the presidential seal and pix of Hillary Clinton on them. No cleavage, no nip slips, nothing remotely, uh, titillating. This, despite the fact that all LIV's lovely working ladies were forbidden from serving the former president anyway. Only Clinton's male staffers were allowed to bring him anything--specifically water and Diet Coke. No booze. Makes sense, of course. Meanwhile outside the club and later at Scarpetta where he hosted a private dinner for 50 including, of all people, actress Heather Graham, "the cougars were going wild, trying to get a glimpse of Clinton," says a member of our own secret service."Some were even brazen enough to try to crash the party." None succeeded in pulling a Salahi as far as we know. If they did, we're sure they had to sign a non disclosure agreeement from Bravo. The one personal wish of Clinton's that was fulfilled? Scarpetta's famous spaghetti. Perfectly al dente and scandal free.