Just when you thought it was all over by Sunday night, this comes into our inbox. And there hasn't been a more motley folly of a trio since Moe, Larry and Curley. But it was inevitable. A Super Bowl without a resident trainwreck? Unless Justin Bieber goes on a Bacardi-infused bender this weekend, brace yourselves, Miami, as Lindsay Lohan makes her way down to host this satellite party Sunday night at Wall at the W South Beach by NYC hotspot 10AK. As you see here, while Lohan and D. Wade galpal Gabrielle Union get top billing as "special guests," Jessica Alba gets a bigger font as "honorary chair." But it's a benefit for Haiti so we'll refrain from making any more disparaging comments other than the fact that the party's name, Victory Party, may be a bit of a misnomer unless you're like us and hoping for a big, sloppy mess to write about.