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February 05, 2010

Trainwreck alert: Lindsay Lohan expected at 1OAK's South Beach Super Bowl party

Just when you thought it was all over by Sunday night, this comes into our inbox. And there hasn't been a more motley folly of a trio since Moe, Larry and Curley. But it was inevitable. A Super Bowl without a resident trainwreck? Unless Justin Bieber goes on a Bacardi-infused bender this weekend, brace yourselves, Miami, as Lindsay Lohan makes her way down to host this satellite party Sunday night at Wall at the W South Beach by NYC hotspot 10AK. As you see here, while Lohan and D. Wade galpal Gabrielle Union get top billing as "special guests," Jessica Alba gets a bigger font as "honorary chair." But it's a benefit for Haiti so we'll refrain from making any more disparaging comments other than the fact that the party's name, Victory Party, may be a bit of a misnomer unless you're like us and hoping for a big, sloppy mess to write about.


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This party sucked. No alba, no lohan, no Gabby union


Such a brazen display and then nothing? That sucks and is pretty nervy. I didn't hear a word about it until you just now, too. Oh well. Over!

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