Photos/Jack Dempsey, AP
So here's' the story: Kicking off their Super Skins Celebrity Golf Tournament benefiting the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund with a Thursday night party at the Eden Roc Renaissance Miami Beach, NASCAR champ Jimmie Johnson, NY Giants quarterback Eli Manning, and singer Nick Lachey posed for pix with a man dressed as Captain Morgan (as in the rum), in town with Philadelphia Eagles tight end Brent Celek, raising money for The Gridiron Greats Assistance Fund. And while there's no reason to scoff at the whole charity thing, the pictures here are screaming for captions. Here's ours and please, by all means, send us yours.
Caption: After his album was put on hold and the gig hosting a capella flop The Sing-Off, former boy bander Nick Lachey finally snagged an interview at Disney World for a plum position playing a swashbuckler in the theme park's popular Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Caption: Against the advice of his agent, Nick Lachey auditions to be a contestant on the game show Arrrgggh You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?