To Chris Brown's one fan: He really, really appreciates you. Really.

It's Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Do you know where Chris Brown is? Why, he's prepping for his so-called Fan Appreciation Tour which stops at Revolution Live on November 29th. Tickets are $31, which is $31 too much if you ask us. Unless, of course, proceeds go to a women's shelter or something, which, well, they don't. Fan Appreciation Tour. Please. Shouldn't he be picking up trash instead of spewing it? Hey Kanye West, we hear they're looking for an opening act.