Had cameras been rolling last night, perhaps the Bravo ratings disaster Miami Social would have green lit a second season by now. Acccording to multiple sources, the show's standout psychotic drama queen Lina Fider was punched in the face by designer Lei Marco at an after party for the Columbus Day Regatta on one of Miami's swanky islands. "Apparenly they were being snippy with each other all day, and then finally she came up behind him, said something and he came around and punched her in the face," says one witness. "No matter what she said, or how psycho she is, and the fact even that Marco is gay does not excuse him from punching a chick. She was on the floor---the wet slap sound of the punch reverberated throughout the whole house." As expected, she flipped out and had to be restrained by three people while Marco snuck out and drove off. So where was Fidler's on-again, off-again beau George French? "He was too busy restraining her to respond to Marco before he left. She was a handful and just kept on screaming." No police were called to intervene, it was just another bad episode, folks, so keep moving along.