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August 13, 2009

Hulk Hogan's taxing new gig

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It's a far cry from cheering on his denim-assless-chaps-sporting daughter on stage at Mansion, but Hulk Hogan, a fellow Floridian taxpayer, has a new job at GuaranteedLowerPropertyTax.com and will embark on a 30-day state wide publicity tour crusade to help property owners save thousands of dollars a year and ensure an ongoing lowered rate. "In the wrestling business, it's not about getting knocked down, it's about how many times you can get back up. This is a way you can get back up and get back on your feet," says Hogan. Translation: my ex wife is going after my $30 million fortune and I need all the help I can get.

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