Beggars can't be choosers, so since summer arrived way too early here, we're experiencing the usual dearth of dirt, albeit a month earlier than usual and therefore we'll take what we can get. It's as dry as Paula Abdul's sippy cup after an episode of American Idol and we want a refill on the juice, stat! Send us tips, scandals, hints, allegations, heresay and stuff on anyone and anything going on down here with the exception of, say, a Kardashian or three. Unless, of course, those girls are doing anything interesting, and by interesting we mean something that's not fit for TV. Thank you.