If you so yearn for the spotlight like so many do before realizing certain kinds of exposure can ruin your life (see: Jon & Kate Plus 8) and missed the casting call for Miami Social and that Kardashian show, consider applying for a job at the soon to open downtown "experience" by Emi Guerra and Michael Tronn called Trash in the space formerly known as Park West Nightclub, whose Friday night party will be called Fame. Apparently they are looking for everyone and everything--bartenders, barbacks, hosts, door staff, acrobats, contortionists, "boys who kiss girls, girls who kiss girls and boys who kiss boys while also kissing girls." Oh yeah, and some Elvis impersonators and bearded ladies, too. What is this Vegas? Anyway, casting is Saturday June 13 from 2-8 p.m. at 30 NE 11th St. They want you to bring headshots, resume and "anything that shows why you deserve your fifteen minutes of FAME." If this isn't exactly the way you envisioned your big break to be, remember, you do have to start somewhere and if you happen to resemble Susan Boyle or Adam Lambert, you're already halfway there!