We've heard of people crashing Thomas Kramer's parties, but this is ridiculous. Apparently someone has been trying to sell tickets on Facebook to the rowdy, randy real estate developer's big birthday bash tonight and Kramer's not amused. All invitations to the soiree were personally checked and rechecked by Kramer and his Fort Knox-esque security team and none are for sale. When Kramer got wind of the scalper, who was hawking fake tix--$15 for ladies and $20 for guys, he called the cops, filed a police report and is currently trying to bust this fraud before the mayhem begins. According to a source, over 500 University of Miami students have been ripped off. Poor things. The only thing for sale on Kramer's end, go figure, is the live web feed of the party----just a $2.99 viewing charge after 11 p.m. at www.thomaskramer.com will get you into the thick of things without getting into any real trouble. On further thought, charging anything to watch a house party on the internet is criminal in itself no matter how debauched or pornographic things are. Pot, meet Kettle.
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