(Note: We never published this because police couldn't provide us with proper documentation. In light of the incidents of October 2011, we figured it would perhaps provide some insight into a troubled past, present and likely future)
No wonder Lindsay Lohan suffers from such turbulent relationship drama. If you subscribe to the theory that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, the fact that Miami Beach Police was called on dad Michael for beating his 24-year-old girlfriend/ fiancée Erin Muller at The Shore Club over the weekend, explains a lot. According to our source, it was a smackdown. Unfortunately, no charges were pressed and Miami Beach Police were conveniently unable to provide us with any documentation of the incident.