Reading You Your Miranda Rights

Or should we say Mi-random? Sex & The City's Cynthia Nixon is hosting a Barack Obama fundraiser this Saturday at Heathrow Lounge from 7-9 p.m. Expect pithy, Miranda-esque comments on Sarah Palin and her, uh, lipstick politics. That is, if Nixon actually speaks and doesn't just show up. General public pays $50, students pay $25, and those who didn't lose too much money in the shaky stock market can pay $250 for a private VIP reception earlier. Wouldn't it be nice if all the candidates donated their millions in campaign funding to bail everyone out? For those in the liquid, call 305-479-6654 for tickets.