Fed Up With K-Fed

Paparazzi and paying folk were livid when Jamie Foxx and Kevin Federline were no shows at the DJ Irie charity golf tournament at Miami Beach Golf Club Saturday afternoon. According to our spy, sponsors and product placement types were "very, very upset" by their absences. As for Foxx's whereabouts, we're not sure, but Federline--well, he was supposedly entangled (spy used a different word--one that's also used to describe what people do on drums) with not one, not two, but five women at once the entire night before and all day during the golf tourney. At dinner the night before, Federline and his female friends showed up late and were the first to leave. "K-Fed not being there really wasn't that cool," says our spy. Hmm, we kind of beg to differ. The absence of Foxx and many key Miami Heat players like Shaq and Udonis Haslem, however, was much less cooler. 

Update: One woman K-Fed didn't manage to score was model and host of ABC show The Next Best Thing Michele Merkin, who celebrated her birthday at Vice on Sunday night. "K-Fed kept sending drinks over to her and was staring at her all night to no avail," says our spy. Apparently K-Fed is far from the next best thing.

Comments

[Ryan]

The real tragedy is that K Fed was one of their celebrity attendees. However, I can't imagine he was a draw for anyone planning to attend the charity event.

[Lesley]

Believe it or not, Ryan, people wanted to see him. I don't get it either but I guess it's just another train wreck people can't help but stop and look at!