Britney's Here, Woo Hoo! Uh, No, She Ain't

Britney Spears was supposed to be at the Marlin Hotel right now, recording with Pharrell Williams. Williams had some cupcakes delivered to the recording studio as a little gift to Brit, who has been ditching her recording sessions in favor of partying with Paris. A better gift would have been a value pack of panties. But more important than that is that Oops, Brit DISSED AGAIN, and canceled her trip to Miami. We are sure Pharrell is pissed, and we think he should take it all up with Scott Storch, who is probably the one who introduced Britney and Paris in the first place. We're not so sure that replacing Kevin Federline with Paris Hilton was the best career move for Britney, but then again, we're not worth $150 million, either. Tracking Britney's arrival in Miami has become almost as tedious as hearing about Paris Hilton.

Comments

[Joseph]

YAY! I am so excited. I would die if I meet her.

[BMORGIRL]

omg .... who does this to Pharrell???? Seriously,.... Brittney what are you doing girl, you've replaced one gutter trash to another (Paris) .... If THIS is your comeback, you'd better start by making your appts with one of the hottest producers out there!!!! GET IT TOGETHER BRIT!!!!!!

[penneygal90210]

Brit Brit,

Put your Bit Bit back in your whiskey tango (translation: white trash) thong drawers and get your shit shit together and the hell away from Heiressite!!

We remain amused at your return for only so long.

[wiggie]

Man she know what she was doing she just didnt want to do an song with you. You dont have to be mad it's going to be ok now you know next time dont try to put her on you next album because she is not going to show up. Man do what you do pimpin hit me back

[robert moore]

man I don't care about these dam stars they're not paying my bills going around wasting money on bull shit instead of helping hard working people like me fuck all the dum ass stars.

[babyafrica]

britney is nothing.shes just like most of these white celebrities.she white trash.fuck britney and fucking smut paris hilton.

[day walker]

Ya'll all sound like haters to me, Let her do what she do, if Pharell is upset, then next time he will know not to mess wit her!

[MELLIBELL22]

Come on guys, lets's stop hating on Brit. She is only letting loose after kevin. Maybe next time Pharrell. Ps. does anyone know where her kids are

[Boyan]

Brit wake up!
ditch the stupid Paris Hilton and go work with Pharrell!!!

[Ali Rahmaan II]

You all should really leave Brittany alone for real. If she now chooses to go out and party as a way of getting Kevein out of her system, than so be it. Secondly, why does it matter who she parties with? If Pharell is so mad he needs to really get over himself, he's a hot producer but he's definitly not the best. Maybe next time Pharell should plan a little better when working with a diva like Brit! Kudos to you Brit, I pump my fist to your come back!!

[Tamara]

Don't hate on Britney? Nobody is hating on her. What I am having trouble understanding is how can she be making a comeback, but dips out with Paris? Pharrell doesn't have to be one of the hottest in the game (even though he is up there) for her to make her appointments. A real businesswoman would have been there on time to do work! People should stop making excuses for her! Yes, she is going through a divorce! Partying every night is doing nothing but proving to Kevin's attorney that he might have a real custody case. She needs to go home and be a mama. I am a 24 year old single mom who loves to have fun, but I have to understand that the moment I had my daughter, late nights out were on the backburner! She's getting away with being a rich parent and probably hiring a nanny to do her job while she is spreading her trashiness! I hope she gets her act together for the sake of her sons. I would love for her to release a good album, clean herself up, put on some underwear for Claude's sake, and move forward. Besides, Paris was BORN into most of her money. Britney had to WORK! Remember that.

[SHAYSHAY]

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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