Ok, Art Basel is nearly a week away and already it's beginning to resemble the MTV VMAs. Paris and Nicky will be in town, as will Britney Spears--allegedly. Other Hilton pals Brandon Davis and Miami resident Scott Storch, too. And Pamela Anderson and Robert Downey, Jr. And so will Lindsay Lohan, who will be hosting a party at Mynt on Saturday, December 9. Somewhere along the lines, someone may have gotten the wrong memo. But what do we know? Maybe serious art collectors find beauty in tabloid living.