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Wilmer and His Betties

Ocean Drive Magazine's October cover boy, Wilmer Valderrama, reveals some juicy tidbits about his love life in the mag, dishing about his sexy exes including Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan. The former That 70s Show star says,  "I love ambitious women, this industry is full of girls who are insecure and that brings lots of problems."  He also admits that  "Mandy Moore was my first love and Lindsay Lohan was a real bombshell, the true Jessica Rabbit."  Boasting about his own anatomy " I have been blessed." Now that's just too much information.

Valtrex Not Included

A man on the island of St. Martin has bought nearly all of Paris Hilton's furniture from www.starstyle.com to fill his oceanfront pad in the gated community of Aquamarina. Says buyer Scott House, "She's just doing what every other beautiful, wild young female or male is doing at that age. She's got good taste. I like her style."

Join the Entourage

If you have a hankering for that sexy in a simian-sort-of-way Entourage star Adrien Grenier, start lining up pronto at Ink, where Grenier is hosting a party tonight. If you can't get into Ink, try your luck at Social Miami at the Sagamore, where we here the star will be dining with or without substantial posse of hangers on.

Beer: It Does Hulk's Body Good

So what does Hulk Hogan do after a long, hot, sweaty workout? Why, he takes his trainer to Lime, the Mexican fast food joint on Alton Road, and orders a salad---and five beers! We knew Hogan had to be hopped up on something.

Mmmmmokai....

So we couldn't believe our ears when we heard Mokai was actually opening for a 'friends and family' preview last night and just had to zoom over to check it out. We arrived at around 10:30pm to find owners Nicola Siervo and Karim Masri mulling in the street, on their cellphones, not looking happy. Siervo told us that the city once again was giving them permit issues because they got word they were open for business, which was not true according to Masri, who told us, "We are having a friends and family preview and are not open yet for business. I had Quattro open for ten days of the same kind of previews and had no trouble." For some reason, someone didn't want Mokai to open last night, if at all. Too bad. It did open, if a little later than expected. We didn't stay to go inside but we received a call from the place's publicist, Lindsey Cooper, close to 11pm, saying that the doors were finally open. At last! And what's up with all this underhanded, sneaky, I'm telling on you, behavior? It's so third grade. Grow up and embrace the competition, people!

Mokai to Open. No, Really.

Nicola Siervo speaks! And he says, "After a long year of construction, we are excited to announce that Mokai is finally opening its doors." That's right. A friends and family preview is taking place on Wednesday and Thursday nights. We'll be on the lookout for a crew from Punk'd when we go, but this time we really, really believe him! Mazel tov, Mokai!

Deja View

Star Jones and Al Reynolds are allegedly in town, renting a SoBe apartment for the past two months while Star keeps a low profile and Al hits clubs like Prive, as he did this past weekend for two nights in a row. Al was in the Prive VIP section with "the usual posse he rolls with," according to a source. That posse consisted of a bunch of high roller types who like to chug pricey champagne and ogle at hot women. All on the downlow, of course. No word on where Star's been hiding, but we bet it's not at Rosie O'Donnell's manse on Star Island.

Mozarella with Tomato and Basel

It's been a while since our last post and that's due to a few reasons, one being that nasty plague that's going around and the other being that it's been slower than molasses here. Anyway, just a little nugget regarding the upcoming Art Basel insanity. Yoko Ono will be hosting a big party at the Sagamore Hotel during the big art fair. In case you were already planning it all out. We're sure Yoko's party will be a scream.

Lance and Lehmkuhl Sittin in a Suite

After hitting Skybar, Lance Bass and beau Reichen Lehmkuhl hit Suite, where they were, according to spies, "All over each other until the wee hours of the morning." A more timid Bass watched his beau dance alongside the Suite girls while sipping a Heineken. Bass wasn't that timid, according to another source, who told us that Bass was getting "very frisky with his boyfriend." For pix of the scene, check out http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=GLS====211757&c4nvi=3&str=37833&styp=clbi&nbc1=1.

Drag Diva Rebuffs Cameras. Say It Isn't So!

At first when we heard that the camera friendly drag queen Elaine Lancaster refused to be caught on the leering lenses last night at the Voodoo Lounge's Rodman's Rehab party in Fort Lauderdale last night, we thought it was the first sign of the apocalypse. Now we're hearing that the reason why Lancaster refused to be filmed wasn't because best friend Dennis Rodman was sporting a halter top, but because OJ Simpson was also in the house. "Lancaster told the film crews she just wasn't in the mood to be photographed again with OJ," says our source. Once upon a time, Lancaster and OJ appeared in the pages of a supermarket tabloid that implied the former footballer had the hots for the gender bender. While we're convinced now that Lancaster's refusal of publicity wasn't apocalyptic, we're still a little disturbed by the fact that OJ, who is being sued by the family of murder victim Ronald Goldman for the rights to Simpson's likeness and name, is out and about at parties instead of pursuing his search for the 'real killers.' Unless, of course, he got a good tip that the real killers would be at Rodman's Rehab.