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July 07, 2006

The Suri Life

Our West Coast informant is on fire with information about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and the ever elusive Baby Suri. We think they'll find Bin Laden before we get to see what this baby looks like--that is, if she really exists.

According to our Bev Hills-based blab, Tom Cruise has been playing videos of Bozo the Clown for Suri. It was apparently a childhood fave of daddy's because the creepy clown's motto is "Just Keep Laughing!" and "Always Smiles, Never Frowns."

Tom has also been playing his other favorite 'toons for Suri, including The Jetsons, Underdog and Tennessee Tuxedo.

We're beginning to think Suri is a cartoon herself. Images_2


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I hate to say it but maybe there's something wrong with her and that's why she hasnt been seen? so weird. something is going on.

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