So the big party of the week is this Friday night at a private manse on Indian Creek Island, where Shaquille O'Neal will celebrate his 34th birthday. Last year Shaq had a party at the Victor Hotel, which was fun, but this year's sounds absurdly amusing, sporting a Scarface theme in which almost every room of the house will be done up Tony Montana style. We had no idea Shaq was such a fan. Good to know.
At any rate, we can't wait, because the celeb scene here has been a bit dull lately. Ben and Matt reuniting was as exciting as watching paint dry. We're craving a good scandal--not necessarily a Shaq-scandal, but a scandal nonetheless.