« Heat (re)sign Michael Beasley; plus Redskins nickname poll (vote now), 9/11, U.S. soccer, Miley bares all (video), UM's Duke, NFL Pix 'n Fantasy & more | Main | Collball Week 3: Saban has last laugh on Manziel; plus Canes/Gators off but plenty to see; big day for state (except FIU) »

September 12, 2013

LeBron wedding details; plus Dolphins/NFL Week 2 predix, Marlins' overreaction on Jose, Beasley poll, Redskins, obit from hell & more

1aa1fri131) It is FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobes (those of you with a specific fear of Friday the 13th), please stay indoors, because you are not crazy. Mayhem and dread really DO await your venturing outside today. 2) I'm in the prestigious Random Evidence Laboratories today crafting Sunday's notes-column package. 3) In The Previous Blogpost (ITPB): Heat reacquire Beasley, Redskins nickname and poll, LeBron and '14, U.S. soccer, 9/11, Miley Cyrus nude vid, NFL Pix 'n Fantasy, SOPY rankings, Mike Wallace, Mayweather fight & more. 4) Follow us on Twitter (gregcote), Instagram (Upsetbird) and Vine (Greg Cote).

U.S. men No. 13: USA men's soccer, fresh from qualifying for the World Cup with a 2-0 victory over Mexico, is No. 13 in the new FIFA World Rankings. That's America's highest spot since July 2010.

LEBRON WEDDING DETAILS REVEALED! YOU'RE NOT INVITED!: The New York Post has the dish -- that's 1aa1lbjknothow we refer to celebrity gossip -- and it is that Heat megastar LeBron James will marry high-school sweetheart Savannah Brinson this weekend in San Diego. The happy couple is pictured. (Not everyone can wear a red tuxedo...) The three-day affair will include a Friday barbecue, Saturday nuptials and a Sunday "farewell brunch" for a guest list said to be in the hundreds, not thousands. The wedding is to be either at the Grand Del Mar or Hotel Del Coronado. So Del is the word. LeBron is staying in room 1156. (Just kidding on that).  Dwyane Wade and Carmelo Anthony are among a guest list that notably excludes both myself and you. Best guess: The cake will cost more than I make in a year, possibly because the cake had a better year than me. More wedding details here.

UPSET BIRD DAY: WEEK 2 PREDIX FOR DOLPHINS, NFL: The Dolphins will upset the Colts Sunday in 1aa1fripixIndy, 24-23. There. You happy? Also, the 49ers will upset the Seahawks and Big Bro will win the Manning Bowl. Click on Week 2 Gems for the details and full capsules on these and all NFL games. And click on King Sport's Kings for my categories and rank of all 32 starting quarterbacks. I split on last night's game. Had the Patriots covering; they won but didn't cover. The 13-10 eke past the Jets was a draedful game, but it's always delightful seeing Tom Brady lose his cool over dropped passes. Fun! The game bode well for Miami, I thought. I did not see a New Engand team that should scare the Dolphins. Return of Rob Gronkowski will be huge; still, the AFC East looks wide open to me.

THE GROSS OVERREACTION TO JOSE FERNANDEZ'S IMMATURITY: I saw Fernandez's final start of the season in Wednesday's win and wrote on it from the ballpark; click on Jose's Wild Night for my full column. It bears amplification here, because Jose's breach of baseball's sacred unwritten rules may have been wrong, but the Marlins overreaction to it was worse -- almost comically so. In synopsis, Fernandez hit 1aa1josefhis first career home run and pimped out his trot, admiring his shot, then walking a couple of steps before jogging. He then spit vaguely in the direction of the third baseman's feet as he headed for home. Tempers rose, benches cleared. No punches, but much posturing. The crowd loved it. Mike Redmond, not so much. Miami's young but old-school manager publicly excoriated his 21-year-old pitcher afterward. I mean, blasted him. "I'm not happy. It really ruined the night for me," he said. "Showing another team up is not what we're doing here. We don't have the right." On and on Redmond went, his visage funereal, a manager doing the opposite of having his player's back. The admonished pitcher had little choice but to adopt the company line. "I feel embarrassed," said Jose. Well, by my view, Jose embarrassed himself, a little, but his own manager embarrassed him, a lot. Give the kid a small, break, OK? He's 21. He was making his final start. He'd just hit his first home run. He was amped. So was the crowd. He made a small mistake by enjoying his moment a tad too much. But based on the postgame reaction and somber, almost grave tone, you'd have thought Fernandez had shot two or three Braves with a handgun as he circled the bases. Fernandez had just completed an exceptional season: 12-6 record, 187 strikeouts, 2.19 ERA. He should be NL Rookie of the Year. He was 9-0 with a 1.19 ERA at home. He should be this team's face and star for years. He can be the Loria Antidote and win back fans. It was a shame the grand finale of his very special rookie year was spoiled not so much by his own youthful actions as by the absurd overreaction to them.

Marlins announce 2014 home schedule: Team will open season March 31 vs. Colorado. Home interleague opponents will be Seattle, Oakland, Texas and Tampa Bay.

ARE YOU PLEASED THE HEAT RE-SIGNED BEASLEY?: I've said I think it's a low- to no-risk move, signing a 24-year-old guy with a 14.1 career average to a one-year, non-guaranteed contract. But there is a contrary view. I'm sure plenty think the Heat simply don't need Beasley, or that Miami doesn't need a guy with a repeated marijuana problem as part of its organization. Disagreement, of course, is the petri dish for a blog poll! Vote and say why.

OBITUARY FROM HELL: I found this story half sad, half hilarious. It's about an obituary that appeared 1aa1hellbriefly in the Reno (Nev.) Gazette-Journal before being pulled. It was writen by children not exactly mourning the death of their 78-year-old mother. An excerpt: "On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children. Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure." Alrighty, then. Love ya, Mom!

Poll result: Redskins nickname not offensive, though many disagree: We asked, and 63.6 percent said Washington's Redskins nickname is not offensive and should stay. However 26.5% found it offensive and said it should go, and another 9.9% were undecided.

Click back. Will be updating/adding to this latest blogpost...

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d83451587d69e2019aff57dbc1970d

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference LeBron wedding details; plus Dolphins/NFL Week 2 predix, Marlins' overreaction on Jose, Beasley poll, Redskins, obit from hell & more:

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

From 99 percent chance of three peat to 100!

Go Heat!

Beasley is the biggest waste of talent ever now who's talking out of their a*S.

UM should be given 4 bowls, 50 scholarships. They're scum.

OK University Of Miami Hurricanes Fans, here's the deal ... U Won, made the plays, deserved to Win, are the better team and have been the better program over a 30 year period. The Florida Gators got hit right in their moufs. That may just be an opinion, but that's what the results on the playing field states. No excuses. We Gators n Canes have been going at it since the Summer of '08 on these blogs and it's been full insults ahead for over 1,800 straight days. It's been a constant back n forth of, U said, Gator said... Gator said, U said. U Suck, Gators Suck. Has it been interesting ? At times sure. Has it been ugly ? Mostly. Has it meant a damn thing on the field ? No. Now back in that Summer of '08 the Gators will say U came to their blog spouting pollution. And U will say that the Gators came to Ur blog doing the same thing. Ultimately and ending cycle of mostly senseless ridiculousness that just went round n round in a circle of insults and foolishness didn't mean a thing. So, having said that, It's over. I'm not asking for a truce, just saying it's over by virtue of the fact that our Football rivalry is no more. It's just in the past. Now U can say why U think it's over. And Ur entitled to that opinion. The Gators will have their reasons, and they are entitled to that opinion. Bottom line is this... Right now, Miami Football... Florida Football ... Florida State Football Programs are not "Back" Yet. But they are ALL rising. No debate that they are 3 of the Best Top to Bottom College Football Programs College Football has EVER seen and easily Top-5-10 over the last 20-30 years combined. Simply put, when the State of Florida BIG-3 are ALL doing well, College Football is far better as a result. It's a State of Florida thing that the other 49 States, as well as the World simply wouldn't understand, could never understand, will never get and certainly will never fathom.

Now I'm not here to call for some kind of truce. I think we all know, in totality, that's an impossibility. And really, I don't really think we need one. We as fans are passionate. Some more fanatical than others. But from this point forward I hope we can just be more civil to one another as Miamian-Hurricanian / Gainesvillian-Reptilian - Floridian Americans. I will. I also sincerely want to apologize for some of my disrespectful comments in the past Cane fans. But in my own defense, I must say that far more of my "nasty" and "hateful" posts were others impersonating me. And trying to explain that, during those times, was simply useless. As for the other Gators that post here, I ask you to drop n bury the axe. It's been too long, the winding road has run it's course. The Gator n Cane points and counter points are just moot now... Time to move on. The Canes have their destiny and the Gators have theirs. God willing, for the sake of College Football, they will meet again someday in the foreseeable future in the Post-Season. Which could only mean one thing... We Both Don't SUCK !

In closing, I think we Gators n Canes can certainly agree on one thing. There are ups n downs, trials n tribulations, ebbs n flows for every Program in College in all Sports as well as life... I do believe it's safe to say that The Miami Hurricane and Florida Gator Football Programs are both ascending no matter how we might personally feel about the past... Win or Lose, Victory or Defeat, Saturday September 7th from High Noon until the final gun was as compelling as College Football gets or ever gets (minus of course that Driskel left-handed pass with 8 seconds to go). Much respect to U and Urs ...

Good luck Cane Fans... Go get Ur Coastal and ACC Championship. When U do, the rest will fall into place...

Gators ... ditto ... Eastern ... SEC ... ???

See U down the line Mighty CANE FANS ... perhaps in Basketball or Baseball ... SALUTE.

No Mas from me.

Sincerely,

A Miami born GATOR/CANE ... 9-11-13


.


C'est la vie Arty ... It's been real brother.

The Beasley signing is a good move. The Heat find themselves in that most enviable position (much like those late 90's Lakers), where they bring in a piece here or there as background noise, and to do one specific thing. In this case, score a .5 points-a-minute for the eight minutes he's in there.

Good post by Soldy. I am a died in the wool Miami fan and do not like the Gators, but the animosity and depth of the trashing talking on both sides takes a lot away from being devoted fans supporting your team. Hopefully something can be worked out for future games between the two schools.

Good post?

Looks like it was posted by a 3rd grader.

Great post Soldy, glad to see all this trolling stuff stop on the Miami and Florida blogs!

CFB is definitely better when Miami and Florida are in the mix!

I wonder if Simmons and Peter King boycott talking about the Kansas City Chiefs and Florida State Seminoles that mascott can't be pc at all.

Great post Soldy? What a joke. Sounds like a pussified Gayturd to me. No balls.......a typical Gayturd. You must be from the Obama school of diplomacy. Calling for civility because you're getting your ass whupped.

Here's what I say to your call for civility....

F you and the Gayturd lizard you rode in on.

Canes rule, Gayturds suck (fill in the blank)!

OC that .5 points and 8 minutes should be more he is a second overall pick and career 14 and 5 guy but could have been so much more he might be a lost cause at this point.

Boy oh boy can't wait for savannah state, Duke is going to put up huge numbers! Just sit him out for florida state and virginia tech and he'll win the heisman running away!!!

very interesting post by that Liazard, I guess we can make nice for a little bit...its all on them, the Canes DO wanna keep the series going but those cowards won't play us..

on the other hand GATORCLAWS is a total asswipe.

Beasley to the Heat is a good move, they have nothing to lose plus I don't think he'll see the court that much, shame he had a big upside when he came in.

ok now let's see some predictions for sunday...

Dolphins 24 Colts 18

Lets call a truce.

Miami is now my second favorite school. Let's go Miami, beat Savannah State!!!! I am so excited for this one!!! I say, let Duke get 20 carries this game. I think he can handle it. I agree with resting Duke for the big games. The Heisman is his!!!!!! He can wear Jacory's pink suit that he never got to wear. Just say Duke has the stomach flu for Florida State. Awesome. It's all about dahhhhhhhhhh U. Hopefully sanctions arent too bad. Golden has suffered enough.

Golden is a great coach. He sure knows how to coach up 2 and 3 star recruits. He did it at Temple and he is doing it at Miami.

This is the reason, Cote, that those Injuns are a bunch of red skinned savages and needed to be taken out with extreme prejudice by the white boys that spent a month on a garbage scow sick as a dog with sea sickness when they landed at that freaking dump of a place in what's now Massachusetts. And what's with all these freaking letters? The could have easily named the freaking place D Dump and gave every elementary school kid in the new world a freaking break. Any way, you get my drift, right fat boy?

Freaking cheap ass Injuns, make sure that no one on this blog tips those drunk bastards even one penny when you buy a blanket or some beads from these losers at the Miccosukee....Oh boy, don't get me started with that freaking name.

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/restaurant-employees-fired-racially-prejudiced-facebook-post

Hey Kazaam impostor..if you're going to impersonate that asswipe then try to get his name right..

I am Kazaam

maybe Kaz is going for a sex change operation..or

maybe his mommy took away his computer..or

maybe is all Anti's fault, somehow he probably has something to do with it, U guys remember when he made Young Mr. Potter go away?

hhhhmmmm

Class act, Soldy, and well said, my man. No state has had the college football success that the state of Florida has had over the last 30 years and it's not even close with any other state. Well said indeed, my man.

Hey Guys. Sorry for being MIA. Library has been closed around the corner from my house and I have not had internet access. Man, does that stink. My mom says if I am a good for the rest of the year, she will buy me one of those plastic iphones and will get me a plan consisting of 20 minutes a day. Sounds really cool. I am gonna try and be good.
Right now I have been focused on work. I have taken three green tailed guppies and two yellow tailed guppies and miraculously I found one blue tailed guppy. Amazing! Definitely publishable stuff!
Anyways, great Canes win. I am going to go to the next game. Got lower bowl seats! Soooo cool!!! I'll probably get a diet coke and hot dog too. Don't get too excited Mr. Woodcock.
Ok guys, Im gonna run. There is a 7 year old behind me looking to play Plants vs Zombies.

WTF ????

NOW WE HAVE A FAKE KAZAAM ?.

Could have fooled me. Seems like the real Kazaam to me. LOL

When God closes a library he opens free wifi at the corner McDonalds.

you guys ever wonder why Nancy Pelosi always looks so crazy and psychotic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U1ShwjleSE

Besides Kazaam and Woodcock bashing, nothing entertains me more than Pelosi bashing.

Woodcock you really are a funny guy.

Oh Kazaam...won't see him no more.

Who the hell cares if simmons and peter king are against calling the redskins anything but that name. Nothing but a couple of silk panty wearing liberals, who suck. I hope Dan Snyder tells them all to go f**k themselves. It figures that cote thinks like them.

Here's the thing with the Redskins. If the Redskins, not the football team but the real Redskins, were a large enough voting constituency that they could alter elections, you know like Al and Jesse's group does, then the Redskins would not be called the Redskins today. But since they're not, don't look for a name change any time soon. That said, if enough media types get on the drop the Redskin name bandwaggon (like Peter King) and start pestering congressmen and senators about the offensive name of the local team....well then who knows.

Seems to me it's inevitable. Political correctness rules this country and just like Augusta caved, the Redskins will eventually cave.

Slight change Woody

Pokeherinthehontas

Whadayathunk?

Washington Jewnoses?

Washington Wetbacks?

Washington Whitetrash?

Not bad, Tommy, anything but that offensive Redskins.

Shadow, the best to you and your family on Yom Kippur.

The same to you Dave in LA.

How bout the Washington Obi's?

I on the other hand have no problemo with the name Redskins...and I fail to see why it would be offensive to any race..

Its a fackin name people!

WTF?

PC Police, the Jewnoses is pretty funny..

Mr. Woodcock,

if i pray fervently and fast properly, maybe lane kiffin will have disapeared by the time the next holiday-succoth (tabernacles)- rolls around. appreciate the sentiment am wishing all a good, blessed and healthy year.

how mant kikes are there amongst the owners of NFL teams? let's see: ziggy in minnesota, arthur blank in atlanta, robert kraft in NE, our local hebe; any i have left out? al davis would have been in the mix, but he has passed on to that big overtime in the sky. did he have kids who took the team over? oh yea, daniel snyder's redskinned hooknoses are on the list. And anybody jewish living in green bay. oughta be called the national foreskin-less league!!

Are you kidding me. What kind of a moron is running that paper. Schmuck, that's going to cost the owner some cashing!

Woodcock

Massachusetts born and raised and besides the Pilgrim story you so terribly narrated, it is the cradle of liberty for this great country of ours.

An immigrant like yourself should be more respectful of such things.

BB, I've never been to M A S S C H U S E T T S but even a dumb spic like me knows that whom ever came up with that beaut of a name should have been at the least tared and feathered. By the way, why only one S between the U and the E?

BB, have you been to Plymouth Rock? Google says it's the most visited place in all of Massachusetts. Frankly, I've looked it up and it's just a freaking grey boulder with 1620 engraved on it. Boy, you chowds sure have a weird sense of what constitutes a fun place to visit.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Plymouth_Rock%2C_Plymouth%2C_MA%2C_jjron_03.05.2012.jpg/250px-Plymouth_Rock%2C_Plymouth%2C_MA%2C_jjron_03.05.2012.jpg

Why on earth would anyone go up there to photograph a rock when they can photograph something like this.

data:image/jpeg;base64,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

Pats may win this game against Jets but I am encouraged that they look like shit. 2nd half just started and I'm happy to see it's raining cats and dogs on the worst fans in the NFL.

Sorry NJPF. That comment does not include you. You're more like the eccentric uncle who does goofy shit but we still likes him.

Boys, I sure hope you all took Woodcock's gift to the blog today and took my special "bunny" of the week with the easiest dough that you were going to make all year.

As I hold my nose and thank Vegas for the 13 1/2 points, Jets, Jets, Jets.

Oh, the horror, what Mr. Woodcock must do to earn a buck.

Like shootin' ducks in a barrel, though.

Watched a lot of the Jets / Patsies games last night... A total snoozer but it showed both teams have major issues..

Jets have a rookie QB that can make plays but he can also make some bone-headed mistakes plus they have no receivers..

Patsies have major issues at WR...yeah I know Gronk is coming back but still...

Woody, you called it bro, I should have put a bet on it...

Thank you Soldy, for the most pussified post of the year...there is no such things as a "Gator/Cane"...there will be no truce...ever...7 out of 8....Go Canes!

Tom, OC, Mr Woodcock.

After watching our beloved President carry himself as a national leader at home and abroad it has occurred to me who his secret adviser is. Cameron Cameron. Yes, fail forward lives on. Forget Valerie Jarrett, Susan Rice, Hillary Clinton, Richard Simmons, Aunt Beau, Ma Kettle. Even the bright & abrasive James Carville can't give Obi any props over Syria. It appears our leader has been beat down by the formerly irrelevant Putin. Vlad's primary adviser is reportedly the Dos Equis commercial cool older guy while ours is taking advise from the ladies of the View.

Funny how you hear something and you make assumptions. I always heard how O'Bummer is a Marxist ,, you picture Karl Marx but when the truth comes out it turns out to be this.

http://media.photobucket.com/user/lauraMarx2020/media/marx_brothers.jpg.html?filters[term]=marx%20brothers&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=0#/user/lauraMarx2020/media/marx_brothers.jpg.html?filters%5Bterm%5D=marx%20brothers&filters%5Bprimary%5D=images&filters%5Bsecondary%5D=videos&sort=1&o=0&_suid=13790816680000725911789196809

Washington Pokahiniey's?

Bro, as bad as that ass wipe in the White House has been he's been a George Washington style leader compared to the brain dead Libtards in the California legislature. Yesterday, get this, they passed a law that allows illegal aliens to get drivers licenses!

Of course these idiots stopped short of the main requirement that these bozos need to drive a car in California which is KNOWING HOW TO DRIVE.

In a brilliant move with a stroke of a pen these jackasses just gave idiots who lay eyes on an automobile for the first time in their lives when they cross the border the legal right to attempt to drive one.

OC, I strongly suggest that you borrow the Battle Star next week from me when you come to visit. At least with Ol' Betsy you can mow those ass wipes down like weeds with a combine as you drive down the road in Lazy Boy comfort with my new $69 dollar AC packaged Detroit aic conditioning blowing how ever many hairs you still have on your dome all over the Roadmaster's luxury cabin...

I LOVE reading these GATOR DIRT BAG'S posts here.

One after the other is so filled with HATE and DISDAIN that it amazes me....ONE WOULD THINK that it was UFelony who put the state of Florida on the map when it comes to COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

Miami set the precedent, the others followed, and COMBINED they total UM's FIVE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS...but, it goes way past that.

Had the GayTurds not CHOSE to DROP UM FROM OUR ANNUAL GAME, we COULD HAVE SETTLED this trash talking on the field every year........BUT, UFelony did drop UM from our annual game.....NOW, you A*S CLOWN UFelony fans have to pay the consequences.

You're all a bunch of whining, snibbling cry babies who won't give credit where it's due....YOU LOST THE GAME, YOU LOST THE ALL TIME SERIES, and UM HAS MORE FOOTBALL N.C's THAN YOU DO - those are the facts.

Not to mention UM's FOUR CWS BASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS to your NONE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA!

Shame on you, UFelony...this TINY, PRIVATE UNIVERSITY with only 15,000 students has made you look silly when it comes to setting a precedent/putting college football on the map in Florida.

Your poor sportsmanship and WHINING is the reason that EVERYONE outside of that RED NECK HAVEN up in SOUTHERN GEORGIA hates your stinking guts.

Now, some of you have come on here and tried to blow smoke up our (UM fans) butts - sorry, it doesn't work that way.
We despise you, we hate your guts, your inbred/hillbilly ways....you don't deserve the time I'm taking to write this on this site, but I just wanted to let you know that YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE by trying to, suddenly, give UM credit for our win over your stinkin' crocodiles last Saturday.

F*** OFF, GATORS!

THIS...............IS...............UM COUNTRY!!

(Good luck trying to recruit in South Florida in the coming years!)


Guck the Fators!!


GO CANES!!

Well, that just about said it all. Although you could have said something nice about Ellie Mae. After all she can suck a full moon through a swizzle stick.

Chomp Chomp on this, bitch.

Two words UMcanes: RAMPANT CHEATING

How many titles have the Canes won when they weren't cheating at the most ridiculous level possible? Not to mention several were won playing WEAK schedules not associated with a conference with no conference championship game and home national championship games. Just a joke! Now that you joined a conference, and let me add "conference" is used loosely here considering all those WEAK teams in there, how many ACC titles have the Canes won? Come on, tell me!

Now crawl back in your hole and enjoy your weak schedule with teams like FAU, SAVANNAH FREAKING STATE, and many, many others.

I told Coach Golden, just let me sit out Florida and Florida State and the Heisman is mine. I can handle FAU and Savannah State and those ACC fools!

Now now boys...what's with all this hate for Obi?..come on guys, let's get with the program here and admit he is the greatest thing that has happened to our country in the last 200 years, I'm sure Cote will agree, right?

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/22/is-obama-already-the-greatest-president-of-all-time-some-of-his-supporters-sure-think-so/

UMCanes..I couldn't have said it better amigo..fak the Lizards...and Captain Caveman..crawl back to your little chit hole.

Me too! We could share the Heisman! How cool would that be! Sit me out too!

Woodcock if you have never visited a place maybe you should STFU about it and yes I have been to
Plymouth Rock as a child a field trip I think and Plymouth Plantation.

It's not Disney World but it is an important part of history something you apparently don't value.

LOL if you don't watch the Dolphins games maybe you should STFU about it!

ok now...POSITIVO FRIDAY IS HERE..

the Dolphins defense will face the following QB's in the next 4 weeks...Luck, Ryan, Brees and Flacco, I feel sorry for those guys.

and here's another positivo note, we all knew the Jets where going to stink this year with a rookie QB and no receivers but NE doesn't look to hot either, what say U Naples?


BB, calm down before you have a stroke. No one is saying you chowds were not ahead of the curve on this liberty and democracy business and all that, what we are all saying is that Massachusetts is a dump, and of course everyone knows that John Adams and Paul Revere retired in South Florida as soon as they could get out of "Suckachusetts."

so Woody, are you saying that people rather retire here in Florida than Mass?...hhhmm

I used to have an old Plymouth back in the day, I wonder if it was assembled in Plymouth MA.

You really are a dumb spic.

Now, now BB, as a citizen of the most focked up Libtard state in the union, all Suckachusians know another dumb shit when they see one.

Those were your words.

So its a truce now that the Gayturds lost......

Honestly....& I MEAN REAL HONESTLY.....

Would he have posted that pussified version of Statewide Kumba-ya if they would have won??...

I think not....

TYPICAL GAYTURD.....YELLOW FROM SNOUT TO TAIL......

Where the squaws at?!

Cant get a good genocide going on an empty stomach!

FZB - take off the fins-rosy colored glasses....they will go 1-3 in that stretch you mention above & thats only if the defense really comes to play.....

& BB -- Mass-a-chocha (as I like to call it) should sink into the ocean....
it served its purpose 200 years ago....right now though it is a seething cesspool of diehard liber-whacko's who would sooner turn this country's flag into a rainbow among other things.....

The best day in Mass-a-chocha's history will be the apocalypse!!!

Funny some people are just As*holes there isn't any helping them.

Great post Orange Bowl 4ever Massachusetts is a libtard cesspool nothing but elitist idiot northeasterners. Plymouth Rock what a joke! Watch out for these Dolphins tho, could go 3-1! and who cares about Lebron wedding??? Just get out there and jump for the ball! No one cares!!

And this guy calling every one "spics" and "a holes" what a jerk!

say "Naranja/bowl-4ever"..

somehow you seem to know what the future hold's and the Dolphins are going 1-3 in the next 4 games, so which one of the four is a win amigo?

do tell.

listen up all you Mass-Hater's, while my good amigo Big Baby does live in a liberal-gestpo state he is nothing of the sort, he is in fact one of us, leave him alone.

Agreed, BB might be living in Sucrachusetts and rightfully so he's defending his home state, but he's ok. Don't get your feathers ruffled BB, FZ and I got your back, son.

Massachocha! Cubiche, that's funny, bro.

just say the word BB and we'll set up a neighborhood crime watch in your area manned by Cubanos...don't worry, they will only allowed our kind, you know "Republicanos"..

Woody is right, we got your back..

Now kiss, LOL!

BLOW ME DUDE...

U sure you don't want to take it a little slower? LOL too funny!

Thanks FZ (even you woodcock and Billy Bob Thornton still does want his name back) yes I could use some Cubano bodyguards this Reality Bites/ Ryan Tannehill person is stalking me.

USA FUTBOL:

ranked 13th in the world by fifa comes from mexico being mierda and the avg. ranking of the teams during the long streak was 59!!! it is very nice that the USA is on the improve, but concacaf doesn't have any great teams- this wasn't like qualifying from europe or south america; the past two WCs the gringos have been sent packing by GHANA, and concacaf isn't even on par with the african teams. nice that they are in, no doubt. as a supporter of mexico, i have known that they were in deep trouble soo after the hexagon started and will probably have to defeat new zealand to get in, barring a complete tutnaround in the final two games. the mexicans have een absolutely dreadful, which is painful to the ole shadow. it was brutal to watch the mexican midgets try to get to balls in the air.

maybe is Kaz in disguise BB..

Soccer, Shad? Make sure you atone for that sin tonight.

Oye,

I must come clean on this one, I confess I DO watch soccer during World Cup time, I mean those are the best teams in the world, right?

GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALJu7YPMNBI

so WTF happened to my post?...ok, here it is again,

I'm coming clean on soccer, I DO watch it during World Cup time, best teams..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALJu7YPMNBI

shadow klinsmann is the difference maker early questions about him seem to have faded.

did you guys see this?..the Colts lost their top RB for the season, bad for the guy but it can't be bad for us right?

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23628952/colts-rb-vick-ballard-sustains-freak-knee-injury-out-for-season

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/dan-marino/pictures/dan-marino-picture-1.jpg

Hi-ya boyz! It's me, Lucky Dan on the luckiest of days just shakin my head thinkin that had I had this 013's defense back in my day, oooooh doggie!!!

Damn Jimbo that was funny.........but sadly probably true. Cam CamMoron has secretly taught the president the concept of failing forward fast with the emphasis on failing.

Focking classic. This is what America is all about. The ShamWow Guy, LMFAO. Get off your ass OC if this nut job can make millions with a yellow diaper then you have "an outside" chance of finally making it. He he.

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/shamwow-guy-cleans-his-act-8C11094914

Oh yeah ?... Then how come Pee Wee Herman never got a second chance?...

Free Pee Wee !!!!!!!!!!!

Just about all the experts are picking the Colts to win the game, here's my take.

Over all the Dolphins match up pretty good against the Colts specially on defense plus they just lost their best back to injury, if we can just rear back and rush the passer we have a chance to come up with a couple of turnovers.

On offense is simple, run the football and protect Tannehill, simple enough right?

Go Dolphins !

Woodcock- Have to agree withyou on the spread in last nights game. I bet $200.00 on the jets, figuring 12pts was to much. I also lost $200.00 on the bills game against my sons smart advise that it will take time to get the new wrs on the same page with Brady. A little note about the bills game. I am at my favorite sports bar watching the game and about ready to blow a fuse late in in the 4th qtr after a bucket of Heinekens when in comes this guy with his girlfriend, to watch the Arizona game. The 2 of them want to know, how come the Pats dont have welker on the field in that final drive? The guy who takes the book in the bar walks by me, and just giggles. He says Jack do me a favor, and introduce me.

I was scrambling to find research information that I could grasp easily for a research project on this subject when I finally found your article. Thank you for making this information so clear and interesting.

The comments to this entry are closed.