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Is there still such a thing as a run on sentence? If there is the Honduras update qualifies I think. Geesh! Miami does not deserve to be last but some more fan support for the Marlins and Panthers would certainly help.

don't think your town of Miami nor its fans deserve last place. big deal anyway.

last comment on Michael Jackson, he might have been the king of poop to some but to he was a self mutilated freak who like sleeping with lil boys.

vick coming to dolphins to run wild cat.. ?
I honestly believe you have a better chance of Bill Parcells running around Mud Shark stadium (whatever the new name is) in a speedo. If the sport writer haven't noticed Miami used a HIGH 2nd rd pick on WildCat QB extrodinaire Pat White. Cote, your a broken record.

Jimbo,

I think you meant to say "king of pop." Then again, perhaps you did mean "poop."

what inspiring fashion number this Flavia swimmer has designed. Skintight black latex, with revealing access réduit. I can't wait to wear it to all the parties I frequent.

Alexis Arguello's death is very suspicious....in Nicaragua we live in a Chavez/Castro/Ortega world that Obama seems to want to join with the Honduras "Impeachment" deemed Coup. Long live democracy in Central America!!! Alexis was shot in the chest multiple times and had been under pressure to move aside as Managua mayor by the Sandanista government. It should not be reported as a suicide...not even on the Cote blog.

The ex Honduran president that was overtrown is a socialist leftist communist. Who happens to be allies with Hugo Chavez,Daniel Ortega,Rafael Correa, and Evo Morales. He met with these other tyrants in Nicaragua a day later when he got overthrown. The Honduran government did right to overthrow him. I hope that they don't put him back now like the Venezuelans did with Chavez. Cause that would be foolish ,and a real big mistake. Especailly that the socialist communist influence is growing in Latin America. Courtesy of Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez ,and their other extremist allies.

We have too many NewYork implanters and other people from other places. That what hurts the fandom here. Unless their children root for the local teams here themselves. It is going to take awhile. Especially that many of our teams are quite young. Except the Dolphins and UM.

Ali Gee has gone from the controversial Borat of three years ago to the Bruno of today's fashion just like that.

Flipper everyone knows what MJJ did. Let him be already. He passed away last week. Flipper don't forget to judge your freaky multiple talking self in here for the most part. Other than your fifteen brief minutes being on youtube looking for classic rock videos.

in case you didn't catch it, jimbo..
please.. speaking of social security, wasn't it the morons in YOUR party that wanted to put the whole lot of it in the stock market? boy that sure would've worked out great. spare me. it isn't bush. it's the republicans mostly, with some help from the democrats. if you truly wanted a "free society", you wouldn't continually vote for parties that CONSTANTLY put the needs of corporations over those of the people. end of story. but then again, what do you care? you aren't "hurting financially".. lol

oh, and one more thing.. who cares what the majority of you guys are politically? thank god the founders of this country weren't conservative, or we'd still have the king or queen of england to answer to. in fact, you cannot name ONE SINGLE MOMENT in this country's history where conservatives haven't been on the wrong side. i dare you..

david in los angeles,

daring people is a sign of arrogance and you are sticking your chin out. ONE SINGLE MOMENT? rather bold my friend... and what do you think of the dolphin wideouts?

david, your wrong about putting the whole social security into the stock market. look it up before you go on a tangent.

I have been dealing with that 401k that Bush proposed and you can get online anytime and move your funds around. Didn't you read my post that there are 2 bond funds available to choose from? bond funds aren't stock funds.

You do infer that the big evil Bush and "shooter" Dick Cheney are going to blindly take everyone's $ and purchase Haliburton or Exxon stock.

Your sounding more angry than informed david.

for years, the university was the only thing going in miami. consistently that is. now, everyone is asleep, still blaming coker, though shannon has proved he cant coach this team to be even mediocre. this is the year, if miami wants to truly go back to being relevant in college football, shannon will be gone. it hurts watching the team that set the standard in winning, lowered to a homecoming game,{sure win}, for opponents. SAVE THE PROGRAM FIRE SHANNON

LA Dave,


The founders of this country weren't conservative you say? Not sure...but they certainly weren't liberal. Certain issues of notice 1. They hated big government...that king you mention. 2. They were big on defense...remember the revolution? 3. They didn't try to take God out of everything...in fact God is mentioned in all their writings 4. They worked hard for what they earned...no system for governemnt checks back then 5. They certainly would not have raised the banner for abortion & gay marriage...don't even try to convince yourself 6. They thought American was a great place and a great cause...don't accuse me of accusing you of being not patriotic.


Barrack Obama is taking us into an era farthest away from anything those founders you mentioned could have dreamed of.


Hold on tight boys the train hasn't even left the station yet....

"About this Honduras thing": So it's OK for a government to commit a crime (illegally remove a sitting president) because someone (a president, a shoeshine) "wanted" to commit a crime?

Political party's are the worst thing in Government. Politicians should do things on the interest of the people not on the interest of their party. But then if we say people first it is socialism right?

Cote you're still humping Vick's leg. Really what gives?

Well Men's Penile Health Magazine needs to cut us some slack following, Jimmy Johnson--just based on advice of making Wanny headcoach--Wanny/Spielman/Feeley/Saban/Cam debacles. Plus lets not forget 17years of Marino with no running game and no defense. That's enough to try even most ardent fans passion for sports. I hope writers and editors of this rag get a painfully debilitating 48hr erection that can only be treated with liquid heat.

Why couldn't stadium be named "Tony Mantana & His Little Friend Stadium?"

Yes yes Tony Montana.

With everyone dropping like flies I just want to say goodbye now in case I'm next though it won't likely make paper. Cote if my wife or someone should get word to you I've gone to join Jimi--not Elvis or MJ--on the other side hows 'bout reprinting my winning Haikus and the ones I wrote cough, cough that got honorable mention. Then when I'm cremated we can have that goddamn March Madness College Basketball Book set ablaze and its ashes unceremoniously dumped in my urn.

ginrai tell me once again about how wonderful Jesus & heaven is...

Now that I think about it I'll likely make local obits. Almost as good as getting your name in local phonebook...

Who gives a shit about the president of Honduras, or Vick? Only 28 days till camp opens in Foxboro. 2 a days, I love it. I will be making my annual visit up, and going to all of the practices. I will be in heaven!!!! First, I have to take the little lady over to Key Biscayne, for a little pampering,and shoping in Coral Gables for 3 days, hit a few spots in the Grove.

The Rays are in the toughest division in baseball. They are currently in 4th in that div. They go up agisnt the best team management (Red Sox) and the most money (Yankees) very, very tough for those youngsters to make it out on top on a regular basis.

The Magic squeeked by a Garnett-less Celtics. Every good team in the East (except the Heat) has gotten significantly better so far this off-season--the Magic brought in Carter and lost Hedo, that is not getting better.

On the other had the Fins face a lot of tough opponents this year and face questions at WR, CB, DL....however on paper and in shorts they are much better than last year. I'd say they are Florida's most likely champion.

Cote- please put the Vick story to bed. Nobody cares about him. To call him a super star, pleaseeeeeee!!!! He sucks as a QB.he is a good RB., end of story.

Men's Health magazine is a gay men's mag and not true sports commentary. To add to this political discussion, This country is being run by corporations. Even now, with the guy Fox news would have you believe is a communist/socialist/Muslim is being controlled by corporate America. Thousands of American soldiers killed for oil and corporate greed. Fix the lobbying and the propaganda machines that get protection as news networks (not just Fox) or we will not be the strongest nation by the end of this century...you read it here first.

I've been saying all along that MIAMI SUCKS when it comes to sports fans...so, this is nothing new.
See the attendance at UM games, Marlin and Panther and Heat and Dolphin games...please, South Florida is full of a bunch of thug-wannabes who could care less about their sports teams.
UM baseball is the ONLY SPORT that draws great crowds year in and year out...
South Florida: You don't deserve the great teams that you've been BLESSED TO HAVE OVER THE YEARS (the Dolphins in their glory...UM and it's FIVE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS/4 CWS National Championships...The Marlins and their TWO WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIPS...The Heat and their one NBA TITLE)...
Most other cities would KILL FOR WHAT WE HAVE HERE, but Miami fans SUCK THE BIG ONE, plain and simple.
Example: I'm trying to get a "road trip" together for UM's away game vs UCF in Orlando on Oct. 17th...so far, THREE PEOPLE CONTACTED ME...too funny!!
Again, to all lazy, bandwagon SOUTH FLORIDA "fans" (and, I use the word "fans" with disgust)....YOU MAKE ME SICK!!
GO CANES, FISH, FINS, HEAT, FLORIDA PANTHERS!

naplesjack I believe Vick has pictures of Cote LeBartard, Carradine, MJ and Tarantino in ah several fetishistic compromising positions...

Oh yes most damning of all is JL and Bubbles are the gimps at Cote and LeBartard's unholy party.

naples definitely a nice time of year to be in northeast vs Florida.

they WERE big on defense, like the democrats that defeated the nazis in WWII, and clinton defense that was fully prepared to fight 2 wars at once. god IS mentioned, and so is the idea that this country is NOT a christian nation. no one, least of all me, thinks this country isn't great. when it doesn't live up to it's ideals, then people like me have something to say. call me unpatriotic? sure. as far as gay rights and abortion, i would stick to THESE times; the founders thought black people were sub-human, and women were second class citizens.

naples jack, where ya been? enjoy your trip and enjoy the fins sweeping the patriots this yr too!!!!

Yes Jimbo well point old man. Then we catch up with Brady and Belichick after the game and roll 'em in parking lot for their wallets and diamond pinky SB rings.

"Well put" goddamn piece s*** editing system

david in LA all this political posturing aside particularly give these are no longer times in which you can have Bolshevik revolution or NAZIS forcing out ol Hindinberg and his ah democratic party on pretense The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming." Are you a Fin fan? Just curious. Really not that it matters as bone of contention. Just can't recall you mentioning your thoughts on the team.

Sorry about my spelling murder spree David. I really suck more at typing than spelling but I'm not terrific at either...

duke, like to see Joey Porter get brady from the blind side and crack a few ribs. like old Robert Michum used to pitch "Ribs, it's what's for dinner". This AFC Division is going to be a dog fight.
also Duke, david doesn't like sports, he accidentally logged on Cote's blog thinking it was the "other" blog... the homo cock sucker south florida butt pirates. You won't get ahold of him he called in sick from 7-ll to stand in the crowd at Neverland.. maybe get glimpse of Tito or Uncle Rico.. Kinda ironic, MJ... dead... neverland.. Alfred Hitchock spooky. david, JL (which is short for Johnny Lube) can try to argue politics but they sound like.... ginrai after a cup of starbucks espresso...
Michael Jackson achieved something that all of us thought impossible. He started out in life as a young black child and grew up to be a white woman.

It sucks being an underwear model these days.

Joke of the day
The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Democrats are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Ha Hans, dis is vondabar
World's shortest fairy tale...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted, The End.

youll never believe this:

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in

his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad;

they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one ,

and before we leave in the morning,

I'll put the money under the pillow."

Later the next morning,

the son found $110 under the pillow.

He called Grandpa and said,

"I told you each pill was $10, not $110.

"I know," said Grandpa,

"The hundred is from Grandma!"

Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in -law a Cemetery plot
as a
Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked
him
why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you
last
year!"

- And that's how the fight started.

------------------------------------------

My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"

I replied "Dust"

- And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
old,
fat and ugly.. I really need you to pay me a compliment.. 'The husband
replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

- And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She
said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3
seconds. I
bought her a scale..

- And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

- And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in
bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

- And that's how the fight started.

wow jimbo.. when presented with facts, you do what most dumb ass republicans do: resort to name calling and lies. typical. that's why you don't run the country any more, and it's why you never will again.
nice michael jackson comments too.. all he did was shift the paradigm of R&B, sell more records than the beatles, and become the biggest crossover artist in history. but what would YOU know about art? and don't get it twisted, i will argue politics with your simple, ignorant, fear-mongering, sore loser ass whenever you want. the INARGUABLE fact is, the divide between those that HAVE and those that DON'T has increased due to big business, supported by both parties, having it's way with government. the true test of any civilized society is how well it cares for the least among them, and under THAT criteria, WE FAIL. and you have nothing to say about it.. lol
R. duke? i bleed aqua and orange. grew up in the orange bowl. after 10 years of living in a civilized city, (that means different cultures and races, jimbo), i still make it back to miami many times a year, especially in the fall and winter. i love my dolphins, ( canes, marlins and heat too). i think we'll be lucky to win 9 games again, but i look for more improvement, especially the pass rush and receiving corps..

Willie go have some crack. It'll help cheer you up and have a nice 4th of July.

god I'll make this short because I just banged out a long version of it and poof into the Twilight Zone it went. Jimbo I wrote in response to your 11:27PM post on 7/3/09 I couldn't help hearing clear as day the voice of Rod Serling as I made my way through your post. The post itself was so well written and visual and funny on its own merit but add the authoritative "Insider Information" presence of Rod Serling to it and I was laughing myself senseless. Almost made me laugh as hard as Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. Get Serling's voice tone and cadence fimly established in your minds eye and go back and read your post. It is absurdly funny. LOL. Watch as soon as I post this, the original post I wrote to this affect will "poof" return from Serling's goddamn Twilight Zone...

Those were some funny f***ing jokes stinky fingers, drunken Baron Von rooster, Shark Bone-Walker, Hans Cornhole but Herr Himmler wis ze palor of your face, zose ridiclous John Lennon granny framed spectacles and your hard on for a race of intellectually and physically zuperior aryan ubermench nobody is even close to being as funny as you... sir.

Christ I'm having real trouble posting. Ok David while not a political scientist I do believe your take on ever widening gulf between haves and have nots along with lack of empathy, concern for one another is crux of what will likely be our undoing. That or some Supra-Virus. In either event it does not look good for the experiment of God called man.

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