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March 26, 2008

Heat in playoffs (scoop!), mambo, Tiger, tennis, Maybin, Japan, mosh pit, Kimbo (with poll), nude swimming and more

     Another mess o' miscellania...

     Question: Who needs a miracle more right now? Hillary Clinton or the Florida Panthers?

     [Musical Aside: Anybody a fan of The Raconteurs? Jack White, Brendan Benson and the boys have a new CD out this week. Click here to sample. I may be getting too old for this, but I can't help it!].

     NO YEN FOR OPENING IN JAPAN: Bumping this item up since I write about it in today's paper. Two words for MLB opening up its regular season in Japan: It sucks. It's sort of a Dolphins-in-London issue. It's fine for leagues to market themselves globally, but let's confine these grow-the-sport games to exhibitions, not games that count. Click here for my column on that and let us know if you agree or not.

Aaa1mambo_2      BIG DANCE VS. MAMBO: Man you all are some Dolphincentric people. I run a harmless little March Madness Haiku Contest, and the comments fill with anti-college hoops talk from haiku-hating Dolfans. Expand your horizons, folks. Big world out there! But if you must talk Dolphs to pass the time until the draft, feel free. Rumor out of Jax today is that the Jaguars, evidently impressed by the way he mambos, are interested in Jason "Tutu" Taylor. I say it's more likely he wins Dancing With the Stars.

     HEAT IN TITLE CHASE!: OK, it's the Heat Dancers. But still. Aaa1heatd_2 Bracketed playoffs are underway at NBA.com to name the league's best dance troupe and Miami's is trying to defend its title. Heat Dancers' alumnae include a contestant from ABC's Bachelorette, a Pussycat Doll, a WWE Diva Search winner, a Venus Breeze "Legs of a Goddess" winner, and a Deal or No Deal "suitcase model." So you see, girls, you too can be a Heat Dancer and go on to a career typecast as a hottie! Who knows. Maybe even be in a calendar!

       POTTY-MOUTH TIGER: Love the story of how a photog's shutter Aaa1nager drove Tiger Woods (pictured at left) to profanity Sunday on the ninth hole at Doral. "Jackass!" said Tiger. "The next time a photographer shoots a f---ing picture, I'm going to break his f---ing neck." Well, that's fair. I figure if a photog can snap, so can Tiger. By the way, it's good Woods didn't win, if only to put to rest the astonishingly ludicrous notion that he might have won every tournament he entered all year.

       FUZZY EXCUSE, MARIA: Sony Ericcson tennis is about to Aaa1maria commence down on Key Biscayne. Anybody excited? I became less so when I found out Maria Sharapova (shown sitting because she's tired) had withdrawn on account of "fatigue." Jesus on a horse, girl. Buck up! Shoot some Red Bull and get your coddled behind out there!

       MAaa1cameron_2AYBIN FORCES MARLINS' HAND: I'd be up on the metaphoric soapbox railing if the Marlins had demoted future-star center fielder Cameron Maybin to Double-A on a close call. But when you don't hit your weight in spring training and you're really skinny, that's a problem. Bet he's up by early summer. Big future as a local favorite, despite the fact his nickname is Cam.

     THE BIG MOSH PIT: Bobby Knight said in his new ESPN analyst role that the NCAA Tournament should increase from 65 teams to 128. Seriously. Like we needed another reason to hate Bobby Knight?

     BIGGER SLICE OF KIMBO: Now Kimbo Slice and that whole street-Aaa1kimbo fighting, "mixed martial arts" crap gets the imprimatur of legitimacy with an upcoming bout on CBS. Walter Cronkite is so upset he's spinning in his grave and he isn't even dead yet. Keep waiting for Kimbo's 15 minutes to be up, but I keep forgetting our national appetite for embarrassment.

     TWO WORDS. SWIMSUIT OPTIONAL: Olympic champion swimmer and summer-'07 Playboy nudie Amanda Aaa1beard Beard tells AOL.com (click here for story and shot of Playboy cover) that she'd like competitive swimming to become more "risque." Challenge yourself. Offer an idea for doing that without using the word "breaststroke."

     Ciao for now.

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gee, i thought the only four letter f-word that tiger used was "fore"!!!

good for tiger. we should ask him to become a regular here on the blog. he'd fit right in

Tom,
you're a trd!

Hello Maria Sharapova. How about a cup of joe? I'll towel you off first...Was up late last night and got to thinking about Chuck Norris and how irrated I feel when I see him do info-mercials and especially when he tries to act. It insults my intelligence and makes me very angry. I will say somehow guy is able to maintain healthy grey free head of hair...

"irritated" not irrated duh.

Another reason why I like Tiger Woods. His caddy should of snapped his neck like a grape.

Cote,

Where do you get off callin MMA "crap" and hating on Kimbo Slice. If you're gonna hate on violent sports than rail on boxing, kickboxing, football hockey and all the other sports that at some point or another have violence too. That "national appetite for embarassment" is probably the only reason your crappy blog is alive and you still have a freaking job. I hope some kid pinning his dreams on MMA goes and lays a nice butt whippin on ya... JERK!

Obama is distant cousin to President George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman, James Madison, Vice President Dick Cheney, British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill and Civil War General Robert E. Lee.

so there you have it!

Obama is the best candidate. He is clearly the most qualified of the three.

Go Yankees!

This blog is dead.
Cause of death...self-inflicted wound

Hold on Michael. I disagree with your analysis. I think the cause of death is an insidious form of the bostoniacaca bacteria otherwise known as patrickafullabullashitta.

Obama is a racist plus he doesn't have the experience. He's just a fancy speaker that lacks in the action department. McCain doesn't know the economy ,and wants to leave the troops sitting ducks in Iraq while Alqaeda keeps sneaking up on them with bombs. Hillary is the best candidate of the three. She'll fix the economy like her husband did in the nineties. She'll stop inflation. By fixing both the economy and balancing the budget. She'll make sure everyone is covered with affordable health insurance. We won't be so dependable on oil. She will do more to preserve the enviroment. She'll end the war in Iraq quick. She'll send some special units to cupture Binladen and Alqaeda in Afghanistan. Yes, she can do all these things and much more. If she gets elected she'll do it too. Which is a fact!

ginrai, that's like me saying the Dolphins will run the board next year, win the Super Bowl, collect MVP, offensive and defensive players of the year honors, lead the league in every single offensive and defensive category... and say it's all a fact, without a single qualifying statement.

I chose this comparison as opposed to shooting a million holes in your post because it was so completely idiotic, and I don't have the time.

ginrai

Her lies make her so far the most unacceptable candidate of the three, it's not even close. She lies about nonsense, just the latest being the bullshit snipers in Bosnia fabrication, that she has no credibility. Unbelievable. If she'll lie about bullshit, can you believe anything she says? Answer, HELL NO!

Does a completely honest presidential candidate even exist?

C'mon, really?

To think any PC is completely honest is kind a naive.

oscar_g

Of course we expect our politicians to exaggerate their records. You're right that's what pols do. Like Obama the centrist for every man when his whole life he has been a far left liberal. I get it. But Hillar's lie was so easily verifiable and so unnecessary it causes me to pause and question her core. At her core, Hillary is just like Bubba. She will say and do anything to get elected.

I'd like to have the $US come back and some other issues get resolved like our lousy , outdated health care system, economy and outdated infrastrucute (still no high speed rail anywhere). But in all my years of paying attention to presidential campaigns, McCain is the only one who really tries to do the right thing. He does not do things based on what's popular. He's the one you can count on the most to do what he says. And the good thing is, he's middle of the road Rep. However, this does not mean I'm going to vote for him. I'm undecided, because he doesn't seem to address issues I care about.

its obvious we need someone with a little backbone... I think we need a cuban in the white house...so I have no other choice but to nominate ME !!!
now, I need a running mate..any ideas ?

How bout Bostonian for Secretary of State. He has such a way and calming effect with his words, I just know he will win all the worlds nations back. They'll all be our friends again!

You're spot on Tom. If she'll bullshit about such an irrelevant thing just to make herself look tough, during a pres campaign for fuck's sake, can she be honest about anything? Track record from the Clinton years in the White House tells me the two of them are compulsive liars and have lived by the lie to cover their wrong doings.

Blue Dave in VA

I was actually considering nominating the Bostonian for Secretary of War. The guy is at war all the time. My only fear is he can't distinguish between the good guys and the bad guys. Hell he doesn't even know who or what he is.

Tom, maybe Bostonian would be better off just taking a position as an intern. In a blue dress for the "potential" First Lady Bill.

ginrai has obviously never served our county's military, much less served in a battle zone. Hillary would send some "special units" to Afganistan? Which troops in our arsenal would those be that aren't already there? This guy/gal is clueless.

I'm curious as to how we won't be so dependant on oil. Does Hillary hold the patent to an alternative fuel for transportation? Or will we just not be able to drive? If ginrai meant we wouldn't be so dependant on inported oil, well that wouldn't work because the fact is (so says he/she) she will preserve the environment.

I agree that she'll improve the economy. By raising taxes, or eliminating deductions to the point many won't be able to make ends meet. And by scaling back the miitary and operations. The economy and relations world-wide will be better. But just like her old man, at the expense of sharing military technology with buddies like the Chinese and setting the stage for International Terrorist Organizations to come in here and smack our ass once again.

Billary is a bad train wreck in the making. I think America knows that deep down and she'll never get elected.

So, my opinion, besides ginrai is incompetent, is that we will have another republican president, who is at prime alzheimers age. I think the running mate selections will play a huge role in Feb.

I just want to let all those concerned Maria Sharpova is doing fine and resting comfortably at my place. She just needs to recharge her batteries. We've all been there before.

mike1,

always good to read your opinions, which in the field of politics addressed, i concur.

ginrai,

you been drinking that sacramental "clinton kool-aid"? "your girl" is horrific, and her tag-along husband back in the political scene is enough to make one want to get on a raft and go TO cuba!! keep on praying, buddyboy

For those who think that Hillary is not a honesy-challenged, here is a partial list of just her admitted lies (those she has admitted to):

Hillary once said that Chelsea was jogging around the Trade Center on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001. Fact is, Chelsea was was in bed in Washington DC watching it the events of the morning on TV.

Hillary used to tell people she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. She admitted she was wrong when it was reported that Sir Edmund did not climb Mt. Everest until five years after Hillary was born.

Hillary has stated numerous times that she was under sniper fire in Bosnia. We now know that Hillary say she "misspoke". What she meant to say is she didn't know the cameras were running in Bosnia.

There are a ton of other whoppers that Hillary has told (e.g., she didn't know that her brothers were being paid to get pardons that Clinton granted, etc) that she has yet to admit to.

Like I said before, the Hillary lies are so fucking stupid and so senseless it makes me question if she has any clue what the truth really is. This is like compulsive liar type stuff. Bottom line is you can't believe a single thing she says.

Yeah, what Tom said!

By the way, politics talk make me thirsty. That's why I don't like it. I'd rather talk about Dolphins football. But, that pretty much makes me thirsty too. I'm having a cold home brew.

This just in...........Cam Cameron is Hillary's cousing twice removed. He was removed from their family tree just recently for the second time.

Alright following Barrack Bin Laden's speech regarding divisiveness between caucasians and African Americans(God it is hard to keep up with what is deemed "politically correct" labels these days)and need for healing to commence between races how many are comfortable with voting for this guy? I'm not. That pastor was wayyyyy over the top and it's not like he and Bin Laden just hooked up a month ago. Not that other candidates are squeeky clean either. Bildo is concern with Hillary and McCain might just be lesser of three evils. Usually that's what presidential race comes down to "the lesser of evils". It's sad.

Ok Gang, go easy on Ginrai. We have not heard from him in awhile. Every once in awhile, the guy is on the money, so cut him some slack on hillary. If you are a Dem. you have to like her over, this flamethrower, Osama Obama, what ever the hell his name is. I see all the RATS, are deserting the clintons. They are all scumbags. Richardson,gore,kerry,kennedy, The whole gang. Clinton did more for the Dems, know they are bailing on his wife. He did a lot for the blacks, and they are throwing her under the bus.Charlie Rangle is the only one sticking with her. Jackson, and the reverand al, are positioning themselves for a position with obama. Thats enough for me to see him go up in flames.

See? This is why we don't talk politics!
j/k.

Obama has a Jewish problem, whether or not it's merely guilt by association is irrelevant. Politics is about perception, and the perception is that Obama's one step removed from the Nation of Islam. And after the republicans are through with him in November most voters are going to believe he's a card-carrying member of the Nation of Islam. If he wants to get the anti-Semitic stench of the Reverend Wright and Trinity United off his campaign, it's going to take more than trying to draw a moral equivalence between the racist Wright and his grandmother.

It's kind of funny. A human particularity. An idiosyncrasy.

Anytime any of us really wishes to express our own POV over something other than a Dolphin's topic. The posts turn a cloaking mood. Most everyone switches over, seeking some device by which to protect our inner most views, while remaining credible to our original persona.

Just goes to show. Twisted, deranged individuals (and I'm not singling anyone one other than raoul:-) could chum it up with the likes of a salt of the earth "good guy types," next to a very successful and accomplished fathers of five - together all Dolphin fans - remaining united.

However, observe the conversation turning to something other than a Dolphin's subject and watch what happens.

Do you think that Obama will pick David
Duke as his Vice President??

heh...heh...heh...!!!

OK, how about an Obama/Al Sharpton Democratic Ticket???

LMAO!! LOL!!! LMAO!!

This whole election is a damn joke as far as the Democrats are concerned. They have no one worthy running for President. The whole Obama crap- is just a smoke and mirror effect that has no substance at all.

McCain will win because there is no competition coming from the other side.
Hell, I want to see Raplh Nader and Dennis Kucinich run as Independents. I'd rather vote for them than the Dems and Osama Obama Bin Laden. I agree with Obama hating Jews.
This guy is a Muslim not a Christian.

What happened to the Green Party? I used to like a lot of their innovative and creative ideas. Legalize hemp. Universal health care. Hydrogen powered cars. Mandatory solar heating. Desalination Plants in every major city. Elimination of EMF in cell phones, computers and all other electronic devices that cause cancer and other illnesses.

Now don't get me started....hell maybe I'll run for Pres. I'll use that Alice Cooper song "Elected" as my theme song.

heh...heh...heh...!!!

Good Night....I hope???

Insominia...AHhhhhhhhh!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Time to count sheep.

OK...that's all folks!!

OK...who has the Playboy with Amanda Beard in it?? I gotta see what she looks like in her birthday suit. Oh YHea!!!

Duke, do you have it???

Feedback please...!!

Option #4 on poll: Not a fan of Kimbo, but a huge fan of MMA.

Kimbo's claim to fame as a street fighter is somewhat embarrassing to the sport and not representative of the background of 95% of the fighters. Apparently, though, he has got some legitimate talent and is being trained by Bas Ruten, a legend in his own right.

I'm dissapointed in the anti-MMA coverage this newspaper has been displaying, particularly between this disparaging remark and another opinion piece a month or so ago. Why not cover it the same way as other sports? You have as good of storylines as any: the aged rookie fighting for his kids, (Houston Alexander) a true marketing icon who can walk the walk too (Quinton Jackson), the eternal underdog in Randy Couture

Implying MMA is illegitimate is sad and ignorant in my opinion. Watching Georges St. Pierre fight is like watching the light go on in LeBron's head, or Josh Beckett in the playoffs, the one that makes me wet myself because you know something incredible is going to happen. It's athletic prowess at its best.

"together (with one pain in the ass exception) all Dolphin fans - remaining united."

Amen brother OC

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, Patrick said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at Patrick, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

Blue Dave in VA

Look who's blue too. I know why you're BLUE Dave in VA.

Just a slight change of subject with everybody turning blue all of a sudden. I’m sure you’ve all seen Forest Gump where he believes in his own mind while telling the story of his life that everything really happened to him. Doesn’t it kind of remind you of what is going on now with Hillary? Maybe she should now be referred to as “ Hillary Gump “

NJ John

The difference between the Gumps, Forrest and Hillary, is those things really did happen to Forrest while Hillary is, no doubt,experiencing one her LSD trips from the 60s (or was it the 90s?).

Love the name...Hillary Gump it so fits her and her husband, Bubba Gump.

Tom, I see you have changed colors again.

Yeah I noticed that too.

Your'e not in any way related to the Clintons are you? The way you keep flip- flopping.

Sorry, that was only meant to be a joke, but I see it could be very offensive.

No problem, I'm starting to have a little bit of an identity crisis myself. Blue one minute and black the next.

Starting to sound like Obama !!!!!!

There is one thing better about Obama than McCain. Obama isn't a total Moron.

I would suppose that depends on whose eyes he is being seen thru, wouldn't it??

The republicans had control for 6 years and all they did was get us into a war that's destroying our economy. Any smart person with common sense knows that McCain is a moron.

It doesn't matter who we vote in. They all suck.

On the serious side for a minute Horatio Hornblower, whoever you really are hiding behind that factitious foolish name. I’ve not actually stated at any time exactly who I will be backing in the upcoming election, but I’ve paid a lot of attention to the remaining candidates and really do not see what Obama’s claim to fame really is. He talks of a change that he would bring, but speaks not of what his plan truly is. His actual political accomplishments are on a very short list. While he may be a very intelligent person, he does not appear to be of any real substance. While I respect your right to support whomever you please I do think there are more unanswered questions about him than answered.

Tom, why the fuck am I blue? Bostonian must have felt this way the day he thought he was going to finally meet his father! The anticipation is killing me!

Well Blue Dave my "blueness" has not been as consistent as yours. As NJ John pointed out, it comes and goes. I'm certain it has something to do with logging onto Typepad. Try signing out of typepad and see what happens.

I'm heading out, but I'll check back in a couple of hours to see what happened.

Dave & Tom,
A while back I told everyone that the "blue" is caused by logging on to typepad. You two are a couple of morons! Assholes! Fuckers! Bitches!

Flipper don't have that issue but obviously must be available somewhere. playboy always sells back issues as does ebay. she looks really hot in that picture as does kimbo(?).

fellas,

amanda beard is scary looking, and that lithesome body of hers fair. any of a number of the eastern european tennis players-pick an anna, martina (not that martina), irena has it all over amanda beard. i like danica patrick- cute and a petite figure; plus she can drive while i "eat"!!

Well if amanda beard is full of fur I definitely will steer clear of her shadow. anna and also maria and I beleve there is another eastern european or russian tennis player that are very attractive. it's a pleasant selling point of the sport.

Latest talk is Obama-Bloomberg ticket. I agree, I don't see the big deal about Amanda Beard, not that I'd turn her down, but the Eastern Europeans out do her anyday. Everything you see in magazines is airbrushed anyway, so don't get too excited.

Tom, I don't know what the hell Typepad is.

Right above the comments box it reads "You are currently signed in as Tom. Sign Out" Hit the "Sign Out" link and try again.

On mine it says if you have an account sign in.

mike1,

agrred about amanda beard and the eastern europeans, who do go downhill fast after they hit thirty. obama/bloomberg? where did that come from?

Dave in VA

Do you have an MSN Hotmail, MSN Messenger, or Passport account? If so and you logon to those accounts when you boot up, that is probably the explanation. Logoff those accounts and see what happens.

without a doubt, Tom & Dave are a couple of idiots!
seriously, you guys are as dumb as a box of rocks!

To: N.H., Bostonian, Patty Spite, Patrich, etc. etc.

Only one comment--What a piece of shit you are.

heh, heh

Don't pick on NH Patrick. I know he is an admitted asshole, but he is also one hell of a knob shiner. Oooohh babbeeeeeeee! And that asshole part, well all I'll say about that is he tosses one helluva salad.

Q- What is the reproductive process for the
Bostonian?

A- An Enema

Shadow, on CNN yesterday; articles about Bloomberg and Obama complimenting each other were taken as hints. However, analysts are doubtful because Democrats already has what Bloomberg has in terms of support. Repubs can't use him either.

Yes, Eastern Europeans are the most awesome looking up to about 30 as you say. But one thing I noticed in Moscow, I hardly see any overweight women even into their 40's and 50's. Maybe all that walking around they do and use of public transportation. In Sunny Isles over the holidays, met a thin, attractive female close to 40, vacationing from Moscow.

mike1,

there are exceptions to the eastern european/slavic decline after 30 rule. when i lived in the Holy Land, there were many, many beautiful russians around- the mix of ethnicities makes for some very exotic looks on their part. have a great weekend!

Shadow, if you're talking about Israel (I don't want to asume), I spent three weeks touring the coutry. Some of the most gorgeous women in the world and more history than one can choke on in a lifetime. What an awesome place.

Dave in VA,

yes, that is the Holy Land of which i was speaking and they do have some really beautiful women due to the mix of ethnicities- middle eastern, eastern european, russian, asian. a guy can have a great time there in many ways!!!

With each new utterance on the topic of Rev Wright, Obama seems to confirm his own moral obliviousness. Worse yet, he seems to have disdain for those who are troubled by his own unwillingness, even now, to break with Wright. Contrary to his liberal apologists who insist “leaving a church is never a simple transaction,” it is exceedingly easy–you just stand up and leave.

The latest: “I never heard him say some of the things that have people upset.” Let’s leave aside for a moment the Clintonian slipperiness of the word “some.” Let’s not dwell on the quite obvious possibility that he might have heard or read comments of Wright’s approximating those on the dozens of tapes that have now come to light. Here’s the real problem with that comment: just “people” are upset–NOT HIM mind you, since he is operating on a higher moral plane.

But it gets worse. Obama insists Wright is “a brilliant man who was still stuck in a time warp.” Brilliant? So brilliant, apparently, that he has uncovered the plot by white America to kill African-Americans with the HIV virus and so insightful as to perceive the 9/11 attacks as caused by America’s own terrorism. Then there was his discerning observation that Israel is a “dirty” word. In what time period would these type of views have been acceptable? And after all this, Wright, in Obama’s eyes, is brilliant. This, we are told by the legions of kool-aid drinking Obamaphiles, is not supposed to affect voters’ view of Obama’s judgment. What?

Perhaps Democratic primary voters, like Patrick and ginrai, are immune to the implications of all this. Perhaps they still fancy Obama as a great ethical leader who is going to lead us out of our history of divisiveness and small-mindedness. Or perhaps they are just embarrassed to tell pollsters they are privately offended. But in a general election contest this is not going to go unnoticed. We will have to see if he can get any Republican votes and just how many independents will be irked by this moral obtuseness. And that loud thud you just heard? The entire RNC oppo research team falling down in a faint. They are never going to top this.

Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born
in Honolulu , Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM
from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white Athiest from
Wichita , Kansas .

Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya . His
mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.

When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia . Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also
attended Catholic school."

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that that he is not a radical.

Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned
to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school
in Jakarta .

Wahabism is the RADICAL ISLAMIC teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.

Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he; DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran.

Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy.

The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the
President of the United States , one of their own!!!!

Need To Read- Great Post. Keep up the great work. Hope to hear more posts from you.

Yup agree great post Need to Read. Very interesting and frightening stuff. We should all thank whoever got that film footage of Osama's pastor's hate rant a card or a gift. That is not just going to disappear from the back of voters minds just because Bin Laden says it's time and it should be dropped. I never realized the Muslim connection was SO potentially strong with Obama Hussein Po Pot Bin Laden...

I'd like to see an Obama and Marion Berry ticket. At least with all the crack you won't catch them sleeping on the job.

How about Hillary and Maria Sharapova in her bikini on Democratic ticket. Bet Bill would be behind, on top and on the bottom of that.

Tom I read somewhere that LSD gets stored in fat cells for potentially decades so when past user loses weight/burns fat they're more prone to flashbacks. I think Hillary's is all stored in her a** and ankles so she better not work out any part of her body from the waist down. Or we could have Obama and Larry Craig or Obama and George Takei on the same ticket.

What a great idea. Put me on the ticket BEHIND Barack Hussein Obama. Oh yeah! We'll put the Bostonian in charge of the Dept of the "Posterior". Or we can just make him our personal chef...you know, tossing those salads.

Who would've thought Sulu would be a Dolphins fan? I thought he'd go more for the 49ers or the Pats(no offense naples jack).

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