I'm not quite sure how long Michael Beasley is going to be a member of the Heat, but I get the sense that it's going to be an adventure covering him while he's around.
On Tuesday, Beasley participated in his first practice with the Heat since 2010, and afterwards delivered a few choice one-liners.
Beasley on playing time, considering he might not play at all: "I can't control minutes. I ain't got no minutes in my pocket and I don't got no crazy cell-phone plan."
Beasley on the Bahamas: "What else is there to see? It took us like an hour to get here from the airport and all I seen is a gas station."
Considering the Heat is in the Bahamas to promote the islands for the government's ministry of tourism, something tells me Beasley won't be talking with reporters on Wednesday, or ever again for that matter. The Heat has endorsed the Bahamas since 2006.
Beasley is back with the Heat on a non-guaranteed deal after being bought out by the Suns.