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MIAMI HEAT - CONTROVERSY

Birdman - James Jones - and - Rashard Lewis

MONDAY 6-17-13 - 4:50 PM ET

THIS DOCUMENTARY ...
MIAMI HEAT - CONTROVERSY - was.
INSPIRED - by the.
CONVERSATIONS - among the.
VARIOUS GROUPS of. INDIVIDUALS - that.
I - have become. AWARE of - that have been.
DISCUSSING - the very.
DRASTIC and STRANGE . PERFORMANCES of the.
MIAMI HEAT - basketball team - during the.
2013 - NBA PLAYOFFS .

I - have. OBSERVED the so called. FANS - of so called. VARIOUS
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FRANCHISES . Complain about. Conspiracies against
whatever team they are following.

LISTENING - to. CONVERSATIONS among VARIOUS GROUPS of.
INDIVIDUALS - concerning the.
MIAMI HEAT ... some.
INTERESTING COMMENTS - have been. EXPRESSED - and the.
SAME COMMENTS being. REPEATEDLY EXPRESSED - and the.
SAME QUESTIONS - being. REPEATEDLY ASKED .

WHY? - has.
CHRIS ANDERSON? - NOT been. PLAYED - in.
GAME 4 and 5?. AGAINST - SAN ANTONIO?.

There are also GROUPS of.
SAN ANTONIO - FANS that have been.
ASKING THAT SAME QUESTION .

CHRIS ANDERSON ... IS a.
MAIN COMPONENT and FACTOR - in the.
MIAMI HEAT - being ABLE to.
ENTER the NBA FINALS .

WHY? - SUDDENLY? . GO AWAY from. ONE of the.
MAIN COMPONENTS - in.
YOUR COACHING FORMAT and FORMULA of SUCCESS .

I - also put in a. GOOGLE SEARCH - ASKING the QUESTION . WHY? - has.
CHRIS ANDERSON? - NOT been. PLAYED - in.
GAME 4 and 5?. AGAINST - SAN ANTONIO?. There was
NO information available .

NOT one NBA TELEVISION ANALYST has commented on
THIS QUESTION - being.
ASKED - by. NBA FANS - ACROSS AMERICA .

Also the.
SAME IDENTICAL THING . HAPPENED - in reference to ...
James Jones .

During the. YEAR - 20011 . Paul Pierce ( Boston ) - Kevin Durant (
Oklahoma City ) - and - Ray Allen - were.
ALL DEFEATED - in the.
THREE ( 3 ) POINT - COMPETITION - by.
James Jones .

IMMEDIATELY AFTER that.
James Jones ... was placed on the.
BENCH - and has. REMAINED THERE SINCE .

MYSELF - and. MANY OTHERS - have.
REPEATEDLY - ASKED the SAME IDENTICAL QUESTION . HOW? - did.
James jones? ... go from being the.
CHAMPION ... of the. THREE ( 3 ) POINT COMPETITION? ... to the.
MIAMI HEAT BENCH? ... where.
HE also has been forgotten.

Rashard Lewis ... IS .
ANOTHER HIGH LEVEL PLAYER - that has been also placed.
MYSTERIOUSLY on the
MIAMI HEAT - BENCH .

There is.
NO!!! ... justification to explain away.
WHY? ... an.
UN-thinkable!!! ...
TRAVESTY - such as that has taken place.

To be ... CONTINUED ...

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No offense Joe but this entry blog was horrific on the eyes! Did you make a mistake in wording it this way? Or was this the way it was sent to you?

Pasted the way I found it in my inbox.

Yeah everything is right why jones is bench why lewis is bench??????

Maybe when they find Jimmy Hoffa ... we'll find another clue.

Are we really hearing the Heat took the Spurs too lightly now ? STRANGE.

Hope Heat find that switch to turn on.

Most overrated coach ever...How difficult would it be to win 66 games with this team and take them to the finals.

While Spo may be a great analyst as a coach he has no gut and is not good at managing his bench in game, making adjustments before halftime, or calling a timeout when it is really needed

Great analysis, Joe, this is why I follow Heat basketball with you on the Miami Herald instead of ESPN!

Spoelstra is just not a good coach. He cannot manage the game. He let the Spurs go on a run without calling a timeout to regroup. He Leaves players like Wade in the game for too long when they are struggling. He has no good play calling abilities instead he just says give the ball to LeBron. This coach is the worst thing that could have happened to Miami, they get this amazing team, a team really for the ages and he gets outcoached on a nightly basis. Imagine what Tom Thibadeau could do with this team. Would Spoelstra get another head coaching job in the NBA? I doubt it, Pat Riley is a stubborn fool.

Dave that's gold brah!

You need to put that on a T-shirt and wear it to tonight's game.

Send me photos from the hospital tomorrow.

Imagine Tom Thibadeau's team ever beating a SPO coached team.

Imagine if the Heat were run by the not-so-stubborn fool that runs the Charlotte Bobcats, would that be an upgrade?

Dave please vote early and often in the next public election. Millions of law breakers are counting on my hard earned money to pay for their education/health care/housing/food/etc....and your intense understanding of countless issues would be a blessing to this once great country. Could you be an less intelligent?

Dave, please take a minute and research what the Thibadeau vs SPO record is in the last three years, playoffs and regular season.

Maroon!

Hey Cyclops...you get paid for posting drivel ?

Drivel??

What is SPO's record vs Thibs?? Don't answer, it'll blow Dave's theory away.

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