May 05, 2013

THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM

Butt Drugs

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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April 10, 2013

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

Residents of Bokaro, Jharkhand, have started worshipping a pumpkin believing it to be a reincarnation of Shiva.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by on April 10, 2013 at 03:27 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (8)

January 15, 2013

YIKES

The Russian Hamster of Doom

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by on January 15, 2013 at 06:05 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (15)

December 12, 2012

MOTORISTS OF GEORGIA:

Be careful.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Posted by on December 12, 2012 at 10:36 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (12)

December 11, 2012

FROM SEARSSSSSS

Woman Orders a Dishwasher, Gets a Complimentary Snake

(Thanks to jon harris)

Posted by on December 11, 2012 at 01:19 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (8)

November 27, 2012

IN MIAMI, YOU'D WEAR IT OUT IN TEN MINUTES

'Parking Douche' app shames bad parkers

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by on November 27, 2012 at 09:40 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

November 14, 2012

'WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, IT MAKES GOOD TOAST'

The Demon Toaster

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by on November 14, 2012 at 03:52 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

November 11, 2012

THIS IS VERY OLD

But it is also very important.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by on November 11, 2012 at 11:18 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

November 03, 2012

SPOILSPORTS

City removes actual fork in the road

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by on November 03, 2012 at 05:37 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (12)

August 21, 2012

DURING WHICH TIME IT WILL ACQUIRE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Cockroach can survive 9 days without its head

(Thanks to William G.)

Posted by on August 21, 2012 at 09:21 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (14)

June 30, 2012

ARE THEY STILL FILMING RENO 911?

A 32-year-old man was jailed after Reno police said he robbed a neighbor at gunpoint of $1 while wearing a sombrero.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by on June 30, 2012 at 08:15 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (10)

June 09, 2012

CELEBRITY

Donny Osmond poster found inserted inside fan

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says, "A little bit rock and roll.")

Posted by on June 09, 2012 at 11:03 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (16)

May 15, 2012

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE RED LIGHT FEATURES

IN Nimwegen, Holland, the green traffic light features a couple having sex.

Green-light-sex

Key Police Statement: "We had quite a lot of rear end shunts."

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by on May 15, 2012 at 09:58 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (14)

May 14, 2012

SCIENCE

But during one of her experiments, Patty noticed that an inflating drake’s penis could burst through a silicone model of an oviduct.

(Thanks to David Duncan)

Posted by on May 14, 2012 at 01:19 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (16)

April 19, 2012

DOES THIS MAKE MY HIPS LOOK BIG?

A bodysuit for racehorses.

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(Thanks to David Shelton)

Posted by on April 19, 2012 at 10:00 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (13)

March 28, 2012

IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO PLAY 'GUESS THE STATE'

Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by on March 28, 2012 at 08:30 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (11)

February 21, 2012

IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE JAPANESE MOVIE SCENE THIS YEAR ON YOUTUBE FEATURING A LETHAL ASSAULT BY FEMALE-ORIFICE BUBBLES (FOBs)...

...make it this one.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by on February 21, 2012 at 07:41 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (18)

February 11, 2012

WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS

Horse Fly Named in Honor of Beyonce

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

Posted by on February 11, 2012 at 06:39 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (9)

April 21, 2011

AFRAID OF SPIDERS?

Stay out of Sindh.

(Thanks to Lani)

Posted by on April 21, 2011 at 01:51 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (12)

April 04, 2011

WE'RE PRETTY SURE WE ALREADY BLOGGED THIS

But we can't affort to take chances.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by on April 04, 2011 at 09:48 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (16)

March 28, 2011

YES

"Should we change our name?" asks Analtech.

(Thanks to Jack)

Posted by on March 28, 2011 at 01:06 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (17)

March 04, 2011

WE MAY HAVE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY, BUT, DAMMIT, IT'S IMPORTANT

Funky Worms Cause Ants to Mimic Fruit

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by on March 04, 2011 at 03:07 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

February 20, 2011

WAY BETTER THAN, FOR EXAMPLE, PROFESSIONAL BOWLING

Cat Laser Bowling

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by on February 20, 2011 at 01:47 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

January 24, 2011

DRUGS IN NATURE

The Happiest Penguin Ever.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

Posted by on January 24, 2011 at 09:34 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (23)

November 04, 2010

THE FROGS-IN-FROZEN-VEGETABLES EPIDEMIC

It has not abated.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by on November 04, 2010 at 09:12 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

 
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