May 31, 2006
May 23, 2006
(Sincere thanks to Layla Bohm)
¹Men, including The Blog: Note the warning.
April 25, 2006
WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...
It's the perfect time to get a little cleaning up done around here.¹
(Thanks to Sarah Christianson)
¹OK, so it's an ad. We don't care.
April 17, 2006
Easter's on i...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick. We don't want to know what you were looking for when you found this.)
April 12, 2006
There's wayyyyy too much interest in soccer in this country too, these days, don't you think?
(Thanks to Sarah J. and wolfie)
March 07, 2006
WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG
February 27, 2006
EBAY VEGETABLE PRODUCT OF THE DAY
It's a perfectly innocent item created by Mother Nature herself. (The slut.)
(Thanks to CoastRaven)
February 15, 2006
WHY THIS IS THE BEST JOB IN THE UNIVERSE, REASON #3
This catalog comes in the mail.
February 04, 2006
WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT
But we know we don't care.
(Thanks to Sarah C.)
January 25, 2006
A BLOW AGAINST TYRANNY
January 18, 2006
ART APPRECIATION 101
Today's topic: The Art of Montana.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
January 11, 2006
We report, you make the right decision.
(Thanks to Layla Bohm)
December 13, 2005
We gotcher stocking stuffer right here.
(Thanks to Bjorn of the message board)
November 16, 2005
CHRISTMAS IS COMING
And we know what we want.
(Many thanks to Cyndi Schoenbrun)
August 11, 2005
(Thanks again to Mollenkamp)
July 29, 2005
SPEAKING OF NAKED MEN
While The Blog is still away, we'd better get this done...
July 13, 2005
July 01, 2005
(Thanks to wolfie)
Note to Dave and Gene: We are certain that each of these men is not only patriotic, but has a GREAT sense of humor.
June 29, 2005
BASEBALL IS GREAT
June 02, 2005
ATTENTION, LADIES OF THE BLOG
May 24, 2005
ATTENTION, LOGO DESIGNERS
Keep "up" the good work.
(Thanks to Rayne from the message board)
February 02, 2005
IT'S A GUIDE TO GUYS KIND OF DAY
(Many thanks to Joshkr)
(The warning is only for the second link)
January 26, 2005
ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING A SUPER BOWL PARTY
Start with these.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
January 21, 2005
WHATEVER YOU DO
Do NOT click this.
(No thanks to Dan Coulter)
January 19, 2005
TODAY'S CELEBRITY NEWS
Still not it. It. can't. be.
(Thanks. Thanks a LOT, Thad Humphries.)
December 29, 2004
THE BEST THING ABOUT PARTIES
...is finding out what's inside the packages.
(Thanks to Claire "U-Ho" Martin)
December 24, 2004
ON THE SOMEWHAT DELAYED FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS
December 20, 2004
December 19, 2004
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS
November 24, 2004
MORE TO BE THANKFUL FOR
(Thanks to Gil Graybill)
October 29, 2004
Here's what you've been waiting for....
(Thanks to sookeyjane)
October 13, 2004
MORE UNDECIDED NEWS
Are these guys attractive or not?
October 01, 2004
IT'S A GUY THING
I was roaming through the G2G (Guide to Guys) Website, and when I got to the
merchandise page, I couldn't help but notice that unlike every other article
of clothing being sold, the "Classic Thong" was not shown on an actual
model. What are the chances of getting Judi Smith, your research department,
to model the "Classic Thong" for the merchandise page?
Sincerely, Mark Owen (John Moons Wanker) Johnson
Sorry, can't do it, but one of these women could fill in for me; the resemblance is uncanny.
(Warning is for the last link, and especially for the ladies.)
September 27, 2004
TIME TO GO SHOPPING, LADIES
(Thanks to Naomi, indirectly)
September 17, 2004
EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A HOBBY
We're just not sure about this one.
(For the ladies, more or less)
August 27, 2004
It is totally beyond the realm of possibility that any actual human being could look like this.
Sorry to neglect the primary function of the stealth bloggerette.
Well, it's actually an outdated update. But it's for the guys. (The warning is for women, for once.)
August 16, 2004
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A...
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
August 09, 2004
SO LONG, DAVE
Let's just go right for the obvious.
August 06, 2004
July 27, 2004
TOUR DE LANCE
(Thanks to Claire Martin, of course)
July 20, 2004
...and the blogging is easy.
July 19, 2004
We may not know what they're saying, but do we care?
July 16, 2004
THE PEOPLE SPEAK OUT
July 13, 2004
TODAY'S SEMI-NAKED MAN
July 12, 2004
Really. Be sure to click on the "Preview," especially page 2b and 4. And thanks to Tetsu for the reminder.
(Bonus points to anyone who can explain why a man can't be "sexy" and also smile. Or at least not look like he's having intestinal difficulties.)
July 02, 2004
WE REPORT: YOU GET TO SEE PORN ON FOX!
We are not linking to this because it's dirty. We're linking to it because it has already been ON THE INTERNET, and is therefore no longer a brief glimpse of naughty bits but an actual legitimate news story that we are informing you about so that you can be informed. That is the kind of responsible professional journalists we are.
(Thanks to Luis Calvo)