May 31, 2006

RUGBY

A sport we are thinking we could wholeheartedly support. As long as The Blog is in England and all...

May 23, 2006

SPORTS PHOTOJOURNALISM

We're for it.¹

(Sincere thanks to Layla Bohm)

¹Men, including The Blog: Note the warning.

April 25, 2006

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...

It's the perfect time to get a little cleaning up done around here.¹

(Thanks to Sarah Christianson)

¹OK, so it's an ad. We don't care.

April 17, 2006

HIPPITY HOPPITY

Easter's on i...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

(Thanks to Drew Harchick. We don't want to know what you were looking for when you found this.)

April 12, 2006

ATTENTION, LADIES

There's wayyyyy too much interest in soccer in this country too, these days, don't you think?

(Thanks to Sarah J. and wolfie)

March 07, 2006

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG

...to bring you a bittersweet story about naked men a baseball player, written by a friend of mine, Gael Cooper. And I apologize in advance to The Blog, who doesn't really understand my passion for naked men OR baseball, but will probably not fire me for blogging a serious item just this once.

February 27, 2006

EBAY VEGETABLE PRODUCT OF THE DAY

It's a perfectly innocent item created by Mother Nature herself. (The slut.)

(Thanks to CoastRaven)

February 15, 2006

WHY THIS IS THE BEST JOB IN THE UNIVERSE, REASON #3

This catalog comes in the mail.

February 04, 2006

WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT

But we know we don't care.

(Thanks to Sarah C.)

January 25, 2006

A BLOW AGAINST TYRANNY

It's not so much that we care about student rights... it's that we hope more of them will grow up to appreciate freedom.

(Thanks to rickadjuster)

UPDATE: Freeeeeeeeeeeedom. Right, Jack?

January 18, 2006

ART APPRECIATION 101

Today's topic: The Art of Montana.

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

January 11, 2006

IPOD JEANS...

Or these?
We report, you make the right decision.

(Thanks to Layla Bohm)

December 13, 2005

HO

We gotcher stocking stuffer right here.

(Thanks to Bjorn of the message board)

November 16, 2005

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

And we know what we want.

(Many thanks to Cyndi Schoenbrun)

August 11, 2005

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Thanks again to Mollenkamp)

July 29, 2005

SPEAKING OF NAKED MEN

While The Blog is still away, we'd better get this done...

July 13, 2005

PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER

Go on, get some work done.

No, really, go ahead.

(Thanks to wolfie)

July 01, 2005

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY

Indeed.

(Thanks to wolfie)

Note to Dave and Gene: We are certain that each of these men is not only patriotic, but has a GREAT sense of humor.

June 29, 2005

BASEBALL IS GREAT

But we are beginning to love tennis.

(Thanks to Michelle Kaufman, sportswriter and friend)

June 02, 2005

ATTENTION, LADIES OF THE BLOG

While The Blog is traveling: Isn't it time we developed a healthy interest in MotorSports?

(Heartfelt thanks to wolfie)

May 24, 2005

ATTENTION, LOGO DESIGNERS

Keep "up" the good work.

(Thanks to Rayne from the message board)

February 02, 2005

IT'S A GUIDE TO GUYS KIND OF DAY

Rise and shine!

(Many thanks to Joshkr)

(The warning is only for the second link)

January 26, 2005

ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING A SUPER BOWL PARTY

Start with these.

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

January 21, 2005

WHATEVER YOU DO

Do NOT click this.

(No thanks to Dan Coulter)

January 19, 2005

TODAY'S CELEBRITY NEWS

Still not it. It. can't. be.

(Thanks. Thanks a LOT, Thad Humphries.)

December 29, 2004

THE BEST THING ABOUT PARTIES

...is finding out what's inside the packages.

(Thanks to Claire "U-Ho" Martin)

December 24, 2004

ON THE SOMEWHAT DELAYED FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

The blog afforded the opportunity to post this:

Five (or so) golden rings (or ring-related gratuitous pictures of Orlando Bloom)

December 20, 2004

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

The blog gave to me

Four Men Pulling Birds

December 19, 2004

ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS

The bloggerette provided

Three (or more) French men

Two men with doves

And a semi-naked man in a tree

November 24, 2004

MORE TO BE THANKFUL FOR

The Jaycees.

(Thanks to Gil Graybill)

October 29, 2004

OOH BABY

Here's what you've been waiting for....

(Thanks to sookeyjane)

October 13, 2004

MORE UNDECIDED NEWS

Are these guys attractive or not?

October 01, 2004

IT'S A GUY THING

Hey Dave,

I was roaming through the G2G (Guide to Guys) Website, and when I got to the
merchandise page, I couldn't help but notice that unlike every other article
of clothing being sold, the "Classic Thong" was not shown on an actual
model. What are the chances of getting Judi Smith, your research department,
to model the "Classic Thong" for the merchandise page?

Sincerely, Mark Owen (John Moons Wanker) Johnson

Sorry, can't do it, but one of these women could fill in for me; the resemblance is uncanny.

(Warning is for the last link, and especially for the ladies.)

September 27, 2004

TIME TO GO SHOPPING, LADIES

How much?

(Thanks to Naomi, indirectly)

September 17, 2004

EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A HOBBY

We're just not sure about this one.

(For the ladies, more or less)

August 27, 2004

BIZARRE

It is totally beyond the realm of possibility that any actual human being could look like this.

LADIES

Sorry to neglect the primary function of the stealth bloggerette.

OLYMPICS UPDATE

Well, it's actually an outdated update. But it's for the guys. (The warning is for women, for once.)

August 16, 2004

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A...

Sometimes you don't.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

August 09, 2004

SO LONG, DAVE

Let's just go right for the obvious.

August 06, 2004

STILL MORE RESEARCH

An alternative to Pitman. And the understudy for the movie.

July 27, 2004

MEATY

AND threadbare. It's two, two, two posts in one.

TOUR DE LANCE

Por favor.

(Thanks to Claire Martin, of course)

July 20, 2004

SUMMERTIME

...and the blogging is easy.

July 19, 2004

SORRY, LADIES

Almost forgot.

We may not know what they're saying, but do we care?

July 16, 2004

THE PEOPLE SPEAK OUT

Democracy in action.

(Thanks to Bangi-Bat-Gurl for first link. The warning is for the second link.)

SEMI-NAKED WORKMEN

Photo of the day.

July 13, 2004

TODAY'S SEMI-NAKED MAN

King Ka-mana-wana-lei-a.

July 12, 2004

PRETTY-MUCH-NAKED MEN

Really. Be sure to click on the "Preview," especially page 2b and 4. And thanks to Tetsu for the reminder.

(Bonus points to anyone who can explain why a man can't be "sexy" and also smile. Or at least not look like he's having intestinal difficulties.)

July 02, 2004

WE REPORT: YOU GET TO SEE PORN ON FOX!

We are not linking to this because it's dirty. We're linking to it because it has already been ON THE INTERNET, and is therefore no longer a brief glimpse of naughty bits but an actual legitimate news story that we are informing you about so that you can be informed. That is the kind of responsible professional journalists we are.

(Thanks to Luis Calvo)

 
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