September 18, 2013

GATHER ROUND, YOUNG PEOPLE

Today's History Lesson: Baking in the 80s.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

April 15, 2013

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

Guess which one of us blogpersons said, "I'm not blogging this."?

(Thanks to DaninTustin, who has so far not offered to model it for the blogladies)

September 15, 2012

ATTENTION: MEN OF THE BLOG

Do not even bother complaining about this being posted, 'cause the women of the blog will shout you down.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and also thanks to The Blog who refused to post it but nevertheless forwarded it to the s.b. because he knows wha... well, let's just leave it at "thanks.")

June 14, 2012

MEN OF THE BLOG

Rise and shine!

(Thanks to Nancy Coan)

January 12, 2012

SPEAKING OF PANTS...

Who needs 'em?

January 09, 2012

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MEDICAL UPDATE ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT, WE'RE PRETTY SURE



(This, for example, was caught by the aforementioned spam filter. And it would have been a tragedy to miss it. Many thanks to davcat for being concerned about the health of the bloglits.)

November 22, 2011

AHEM - FOR THE LADIES OF THE BLOG

We are speechless.

(Note the warning.)

September 28, 2011

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

...and The Blog is away. So the experienced among you already know if you want to click this link.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

April 13, 2011

WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY

The mice will play.

(Thanks to marfie)

February 23, 2011

WINTER SPORTS UPDATE

We regret that we cannot bring you today's Winter Sports Update.

CONTENT WARNING: Bosoms.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

June 28, 2010

WORLD CUP ACTION

Come to think of it, it's probably not technically the World Cup. But it is futbol. We think. Maybe we should watch it again to make sure.

(Thanks to the s.b.'s very good friend, Susan Moss)

NOTE: We haven't used the "WARNING" category in a long time, but we dusted it off for this video.

October 21, 2009

WE GOTTA GET A DIFFERENT JOB

This never happens at the Herald.

(Thanks to billinbossier)

July 05, 2009

PSSST, BLOGLADIES

Here you go.


(Heartfelt thanks to nursecindy)

April 27, 2009

WE HAVE A STRICT POLICY AGAINST POSTING BLATANT ADVERTISEMENTS

But we have an even stricter policy of always blogging semi-naked men if we can get away with it, which we think we can, at the moment, because The Blog is on a plane.

(THANK YOU to Ginger B.)

April 22, 2009

THIS JUST IN

There's definitely a cat up my tree, or something.

  Forty22 fire dade ntb

MOVE OVER, SUSAN BOYLE

You're blocking the view.

(Thanks to Dr. Doug)

April 20, 2009

A STORY YOU WILL NEVER SEE POSTED ON THIS BLOG

Unless The Blog is at an event and we are fairly certain he will not notice it when he gets back.

(Thanks to DavCat)

April 10, 2009

NTTAWWT

(Thanks - umm, yeah! - to nursecindy)

April 08, 2009

SPEAKING OF BARBIE

One of the ladies in my online book club (where we were discussing the junk that is in our basements) said she had Earring Magic Ken in hers.

Key quote since The Blog is out of town: "On closer inspection, Ken's entire Earring Magic outfit looks like three-year old rave wear. A Gaultier purple faux-leather vest, a straight-out-of-International-Male purple mesh shirt, black jeans and shoes."

(Thanks to Poe, since the Ladies of the Blog are failing miserably in their submission of dodgy sites)

March 13, 2009

GOLF

Apparently not as boring as we thought.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Bill Hudgins)

(NOTE TO MEN: Be aware of the category)

January 22, 2009

IT IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS BLOG'S LONGTIME PROFESSIONAL INTEREST IN FIGURE SKATING

...that we are linking to this.

WARNING: Not safe for people who do not wish their screen to display a bosom.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who gives her a 9.5)

December 29, 2008

IT'S ALMOST 2009

We'd better get our calendars!

Calendar

(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)

December 16, 2008

IT'S AN OUTRAGE

Not so much the issue as the cropping of the protest photo.

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and RussellMc)

URGENT BUT NOT SAFE FOR WORK UPDATE: Say what you want about the French, but they do not crop.

(Thanks to Danny)

December 08, 2008

THIS JUST IN

(Thanks to Erik Olson)

ADVISORY: Opening this link will expose you to exposure.

Related item here.

August 04, 2008

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...

We'll take a break from the usual stealth-bloggerette fare and offer you, if you have half an hour or so to spare, The Entire Reason The Internet Exists.

(Thanks to Amy Drees for the first link, and big freaking thanks a lot to all the people who already saw the other one and did NOT send it to us.)

July 13, 2008

IN CHARGE, EH?

Well, you know what this link ¹ features.

¹Sports.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

April 24, 2008

WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

Whatever you do, do NOT click here.

Really. This is not safe for work, or anywhere else.

(Thanks to Chaz Schlueter)

p.s. Really.

March 24, 2008

ATTENTION, MEN

Don't even bother. Ladies, this one's for you.

(Thanks to Ginger in Las Vegas)

What? The Blog is not out of town? And soon there will be a loud and angry firing of a certain stealth bloggerette??

Hmmmm...

Yeah, It's worth it.

February 09, 2008

GUYS

Japanese guys.

Japanese guys on tv.

What more can we say.

Except this: Heed the warning.

(Thanks to Todd McLaren)

January 04, 2008

PLUCK AND DETERMINATION

"I honestly don't know how you will find the strength to go on."

We'll do our best, sir.

December 14, 2007

FRANCE

Home of The Really Fine Idea

(Thanks to DavCat, who points out they have a video and a website

December 11, 2007

ATTENTION, LADIES LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND

Be sure to check all the ads thoroughly before you buy.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

October 31, 2007

ATTENTION: MEN, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING AT NAKEDIDITY

Do not click this link.

(Women: Happy Halloween from DavCat and the s.b.)

(UPDATE: And make sure you make your next hotel reservation at Travelodge.)

(Thanks to Ginger B.)

October 29, 2007

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...

Just following orders.

(Thanks to sthnbelle)

July 30, 2007

HOW'S IDAHO, SIR?

We here in Miami have solved many problems and are ready for a relaxing afternoon at the beach.

July 05, 2007

LADIES: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

While The Blog's away, we can concentrate on... um... art appreciation. Yeah, that's the ticket.

(Thanks from annette gaudreau)

May 17, 2007

DON'T LOSE HEART, LADIES

The day's not over yet.

(In case anyone is unclear on the concept, Dave did not post this. He's away. Note the warning.)

May 03, 2007

WHY WE NEED CAMERA PHONES

Reason number 739.

(Thanks to DavCat)

March 29, 2007

ATTENTION, MEN (INCLUDING THE BLOG)

Don't bother clicking this link.

(Thanks to DavCat)

March 14, 2007

SOMETHING FOR A RAINY DAY

Hi Judi!
I am such a fan of Dave's blog and certainly appreciate all of your "special" posts for us ladies whenever he's gone.  I was doing legitimate research on the internet the other day when I came across this site, and thought I should pass it along:
It might come in handy in the future.
-Liz in the City

February 15, 2007

DON'T WORRY, SIR

While you're away, the s.b. is hard at work taking care of business on the job.

(NOTE the warning, men!)

(Thanks to Clean Hands)

December 29, 2006

TIS THE SEASON

...to buy a new calendar

¹...while The Blog's away.

December 18, 2006

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS SITUATION

And there aren't even any pictures, so we definitely aren't going to blog this.

(Thanks anyway to John Regan)

November 01, 2006

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...

We'd better get busy looking at semi-naked men ordering our calendars. You never can tell when you'll need one. Get "your's" now!

October 23, 2006

MESSAGE TO THE BLOG

Sir --

Thank you for going out of town. We are happy to be able to blog this item while you are away. Do not click the link, please, sir. You are already using fruity shampoo.

In grateful appreciation --

All the ladies of the blog

(Thanks to annette gaudreau)

September 13, 2006

WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT

But we have to blog pictures like this when the blog is away.

(Thanks to Wyo)

August 07, 2006

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY

There's still time to blog about Speedos. Err... Speedos. Aaaargh... SPEEDOS.

(Thanks to K. Colber)

July 17, 2006

WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...

We ladies love to have our productivity¹ enhanced.

(Thanks to Qween Puler)

¹(if you catch our drift.)

June 14, 2006

FOR THAT SPECIAL FATHER'S DAY MEAL

Don't go in the freezer.

(Thanks to Mike Antonucci, who is lucky we didn't click this link any closer to lunch.)

June 06, 2006

ATTENTION, LADIES WHO ARE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR FATHER'S DAY FOR A MAN WHO IS NOT YOUR FATHER

Eventually, he'll love it. If you know what we mean.

(Bonus Shopping Tip: Just keep hitting refresh.)

 
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