February 17, 2006

YOU HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT TO DO TODAY, RIGHT?

So see if you can get this site (thanks to Claire "Spare Time" Martin) to work. I tried tapping in (My Baby Does the) Hanky Panky by Tommy James and the Shondells, and it responded with the following songs (I am not making any of these songs up): Can't Stop (Red Hot Chili Peppers); How High the Moon (Les Paul and Mary Ford); Walk This Way (Aerosmith); Take Me Home Tonight (Eddie Money); Pour Elise (Beethoven); Norwegian Wood (The Beatles); It Had To Be You (Harry Connick Jr.); 1985 (Bowling for Soup); Danny Boy; and Super Mario (Nintendo).

WE KNEW IT WOULDN'T TAKE LONG

But this is fast.

(Thanks to Eli)

February 03, 2006

ATTENTION, LADIES LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT MAN

You could search your entire life and never find someone like this.

(Thanks to Karen W., who recommends the "hair" option.)

January 20, 2006

TWO...TWO...TWO POSTS IN ONE

Bloglit #1: I like the posts about 24.

Bloglit #2: I like the productivity enhancers.

<CRASH>

Bloglit #1: Hey, you got your productivity enhancer on my 24.

Bloglit #2: You got your 24 on my productivity enhancer!

Bloglits #1 and #2: HEY! Let's get Mikey! He hates everything!

Mikey: Tastes great!

Mr. Whipple: Less filling!

Kid at the door: Mothers are like that. Yeah, they are.

Bloglits: Come on, geeez, just post the damn link.

(Thanks to Mark Tobin)

January 09, 2006

I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING...

But not like this.

(Thanks to Atticusser)

January 06, 2006

SPEAKING OF BADGERS

This one's a much better song.

December 26, 2005

ATTENTION, ANYONE WHO CAN READ JAPANESE

Is the yellow ball thingieā„¢ twitchy but benign, or is it some sort of evil force with the power to suck tiny humans into its vortex?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

December 23, 2005

WORKING THIS WEEKEND?

No doubt you will accomplish a lot.

(Thanks to Bryce Donovan)

December 21, 2005

THE MOST DISTURBING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER

EVER

(No thanks to Drew Harchick)

December 12, 2005

"DENY DENY DENY"

What is "What you do when The Blog asks you if you've been playing Throw Paper for the last 17 hours"?

(Thanks to Blair Keel)

December 08, 2005

A CHRISTMAS TRADITION

Ho Ho Hwhooaaaa <hic>

(Thanks, this year, to Kafaleni)

November 24, 2005

AND ON THIS HOLIDAY OF GIVING THANKS FOR THE GOOD THINGS IN OUR LIVES...

Let's take time out to shoot ourselves some turkeys.

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

October 31, 2005

GET BUSY

Time to produce.

(Thanks to Amanda Wolfe)

October 25, 2005

THE MOST MINDLESS PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER EVER

Totally skill-free!

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

October 18, 2005

HALLOWEEN IS COMING

Here's a cute Halloween productivity enhancer.

(Thanks to MOTW)

August 21, 2005

PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER OF THE DAY

What doesn't kill you makes you faster.

(Thanks to Andy the tropichunt.com guy)

July 21, 2005

A PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER FOR LOVERS OF PEACE

And quiet.

(Thanks to Barry from the message board)

July 14, 2005

FAIR WARNING

This was sent in by Brainy Jello, who comments: If you haven't seen this, it will suck you in pretty fast. If you have seen it, another look will probably cause you to push your monitor off your desk.

June 27, 2005

PRODUCTIVITY TIME

OK, this is old. But it's still old.

June 24, 2005

REASON WE WISH THE INTERNET HAD BEEN INVENTED IN THE 60's

Number 48.

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

June 17, 2005

BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY

,,,and we're feeling nostalgic.

June 10, 2005

42

(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Justin Barber)

June 06, 2005

POOM

(Thanks to Laura Wenham)

HAPPY MONDAY

Get to work.

(Thanks to Laguito Mojito)

May 22, 2005

NO, THANKS

Who has time for productivity on a Sunday?

(Thanks to triller)

May 09, 2005

GOT SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE?

Send their children this productivity enhancer.

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

March 23, 2005

NEWS THAT MAKES YOU GO "DUH!"

As if This Blog didn't know.

(Thanks to Brian Bell)

March 14, 2005

WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING 24

You'll have plenty of time for shooting the sheep.

(Thanks to cydstep)

March 06, 2005

ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH NO LIVES

Here's a good way to waste a fine Sunday afternoon.

(Thanks to Kevin Gamin)

February 11, 2005

THE MOST PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER EVER

(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Gabe Weintraub)

January 24, 2005

WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE...

You might as well use your computer to be productive.

(Thanks to Ian Woollard)

January 09, 2005

GETTING READY FOR MONDAY

(Thanks to Brian Giovannini)

January 07, 2005

ROCK BAND PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER

It involves beer.

(Thanks to LabSpecimen, who says that Jet is not a particularly gnfarb. The stealth bloggerette argues that Jet is a grb, so it's ok about the name.)

December 25, 2004

THE HALLWAY OF PAIN

Go somwhere.

(Thanks to the son of the bloggerette)

December 22, 2004

HO HO HO

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

December 20, 2004

MOO

(Thanks to Leetie)

December 17, 2004

THE MOST FRUSTRATING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER EVER

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

December 01, 2004

ANOTHER SEASONALLY-APPROPRIATE PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCEMENT APPLICATION

(Thanks to Tabitha Sanborn)

SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCEMENT APPLICATION OF THE DAY SO FAR

This is demanding, but important.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

November 17, 2004

ATTENTION, ANYONE WHO HAS TIME TO DO THIS

We want your job.

(Thanks to Alanboss)

November 06, 2004

FEELING AGGRESSIVE?

Go for it.

(Thanks to BigMur from the message board) (and Graz from the same place, for fixing it)

October 29, 2004

HALLOWEEN PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER

It may be Halloween by the time it finishes loading, but come on, do you want to heave bowling balls at cats or not?

(Thanks to Laura Crook)

September 20, 2004

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

It would be frustrating to find out this is not a challenge for other people.

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

September 16, 2004

AREN'T THESE SUPPOSED TO GET EASIER?

(Thanks to all who sent it in)

September 07, 2004

PONG

(Thanks to my son)

September 04, 2004

JUST FOR FUN

Because girding, bracing, and hunkering, while necessary, can be sort of ... boring.

(Thanks indirectly to schnooky34, who also sent this, about the GirdMaster.)

August 20, 2004

YLIMPICS UPDATE

This should take a while.

(Thanks to Mike Weasel from the board, who says: click English (unless you want to play in another language), then click on the pentathlon. Then scroll down and hit pentathlon again. you do all 5 in succession.)

August 18, 2004

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

We definitely did not spend 15 minutes trying to do this; we are far too busy. Besides, we already have a Florida driver's license.

(Thanks to Justin Barber)

DAVE, THAT IS SO, LIKE, YESTERDAY

Not!

August 07, 2004

REMEMBER PONG?

It's updated.

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

 
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