April 11, 2008
THIS IS UNSETTLINGLY ACCURATE
(Thanks to ScottMGS)
Posted by judi on April 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
February 15, 2008
IT'S FRIDAY
(Thanks to Layzeeboy)
Posted by Dave on February 15, 2008 at 03:00 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (38)
February 14, 2008
WHY WE (HEART) THE INTERNET
You can waste huge amounts of time in a productive manner.
(Thanks to ScottMGS)
Posted by Dave on February 14, 2008 at 08:56 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (9)
February 11, 2008
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT NOBODY SHOULD GET HURT
Dave "Twenty Eyes" Barry
(Thanks to Jazzzz)
Posted by Dave on February 11, 2008 at 09:28 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (94)
December 27, 2007
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN BE EVEN LESS PRODUCTIVE THAN NORMAL THIS HOLIDAY WEEK
(Thanks to Bryce Donovan)
Posted by Dave on December 27, 2007 at 05:36 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (21)
December 19, 2007
PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
It turns out you can make your own productivity-enhancement applications, according to the folks at this site, who claim they made this game in under 60 seconds (a claim this blog totally believes). "Dave Barry Escape" is a very realistic simulation of what happens when this blog is flying around over South Beach pursued by entities. This happens almost every night.
Posted by Dave on December 19, 2007 at 08:59 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (28)
November 26, 2007
IT'S MONDAY, AFTER A LONG WEEKEND
Time to get productive.
(Thanks to ScottMGS)
Posted by Dave on November 26, 2007 at 08:49 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (11)
November 20, 2007
19,497
(Thanks to Schadeboy)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2007 at 02:54 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (69)
November 17, 2007
THANKSGIVING IS COMING
Can we enhance our productivity and do something good at the same time, this week?
Posted by judi on November 17, 2007 at 11:28 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (24)
October 05, 2007
WHAT WE HATE ABOUT BLOGGING
What we hate is when people send us impossible productivity enhancers with comments such as "My personal best is 111.197 m" when we very rapidly determine that our personal best (after a frustratingly large number of tries because he seemed so enthusiastic about it) is 6.32 m.
(Gee thanks to Vol)
Posted by judi on October 5, 2007 at 04:29 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (219)
July 19, 2007
FOR PEOPLE WHO FOUND SPACE INVADERS TOO INTELLECTUAL...
...we give you Poo Dodger.
(Thanks to W. Scott Smith)
Posted by Dave on July 19, 2007 at 05:43 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (23)
June 05, 2007
TOPICAL PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Doug)
Posted by Dave on June 5, 2007 at 01:40 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (178)
April 11, 2007
IF YOU HAVE FAILED TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING MEANINGFUL SO FAR TODAY
Here is your chance to make sure you keep it that way.
(Thanks to PirateBoy)
Posted by Dave on April 11, 2007 at 03:21 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (33)
April 09, 2007
IT'S STUPID, BUT IT'S A START
(Thanks to marfie)
Posted by Dave on April 9, 2007 at 04:17 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (20)
January 04, 2007
WORK
(Thanks to Barbara Hayes)
Posted by judi on January 4, 2007 at 03:08 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (46)
October 27, 2006
H _ _ _ O _ E E _ I S _ O M I _ _
(Thanks, a long time ago, to TCK)
Posted by judi on October 27, 2006 at 05:06 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (137)
October 26, 2006
HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Not to mention a great name for a rock band.)
(Thanks to Jeff Carrie's friend Jean and Janice Gelb, who sent in this version)
RE-UPDATE 1 (Earworm of the Century)
RE-UPDATE 2 (Productivity Enhancer of the Millenium)
Posted by judi on October 26, 2006 at 05:56 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (21)
October 09, 2006
IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY PRODUCTIVE ON COLUMBUS DAY
Remember the helicopter game? Which you got so good at? OK, Mr. or Ms. Eye-Hand Coordination: Try your eyes and hand at this.
(Thanks to J.D. Harper)
Posted by Dave on October 9, 2006 at 12:16 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (27)
September 29, 2006
SPEAKING OF HAMSTERS
Here's a productivity enhamster. This blog cannot figure out how to line the hamster up with the pillow, so our hamsters keep splatting to the ground. This is fine with us.
(Thanks to Ian Woollard)
Posted by Dave on September 29, 2006 at 02:37 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (72)
July 21, 2006
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCEMENT ACTIVITY OF THE DAY
(Russell Mc sent in a ham from the "Son of Cooking with Seven-Up" section, and the s.b. went on to sob her way through the "Patty Cake" book. Find your own way; the man's a genius.)
Posted by judi on July 21, 2006 at 01:44 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (47)
June 16, 2006
HEY, IT'S FRIDAY
You've done enough for one week.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Posted by Dave on June 16, 2006 at 10:07 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (49)
June 07, 2006
RUGBY HANDBAG UPDATE
(Thanks to Larry Martell)
Posted by judi on June 7, 2006 at 02:29 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (8)
May 11, 2006
SOMETIMES PEOPLE SEND IN THINGS THAT ARE NOT, TECHNICALLY, "FUNNY" BUT WE STILL ENJOY THEM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN, SO, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BLOG IS ELSEWHERE, WE SOMETIMES POST THEM ANYWAY AND HOPE HE WILL NOT FIRE US
At least this one has clothes on.
(Thanks to Jessica)
Posted by judi on May 11, 2006 at 02:38 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (38)
May 09, 2006
WORKERS OF THE WORLD...
(Thanks to John Rowland)
Posted by judi on May 9, 2006 at 01:34 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (60)
April 18, 2006
PRETEND-THIS-HAS-SOMETHING-TO-DO-WITH-"24" PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
Don't let stick-figure Jack die!
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
Posted by judi on April 18, 2006 at 02:53 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (32)
April 11, 2006
BORED AT WORK?
Get productive with The Blog.
UPDATE: For those who couldn't attend, but would still like to waste some time enhance their productivity.
Posted by judi on April 11, 2006 at 03:52 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (51)
April 07, 2006
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER OF THE DAY
While The Blog's away.
(Thanks to Schadeboy)
NOTE: Please post LINKS ONLY in the comments section if you make your own.
Posted by judi on April 7, 2006 at 11:58 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (55)
March 31, 2006
FOR THOSE WHO LONG TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE
(Thanks to Catherine Conner and wolfie)
Posted by judi on March 31, 2006 at 11:21 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (32)
March 17, 2006
WE SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
But it's really azred's fault.
Posted by judi on March 17, 2006 at 12:08 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (144)
March 10, 2006
GET PRODUCTIVE
(Thanks to blog king Ken Layne)
Posted by judi on March 10, 2006 at 12:13 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (45)
March 03, 2006
POST-OLYMPICS PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
Because it's Friday, and we're bored.
(Don't tell The Blog.)
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster)
UPDATE: For those whose productivity can only be enhanced by weirdness, try this one, sent in by Drew Harchick.
Posted by judi on March 3, 2006 at 04:06 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (65)
February 17, 2006
YOU HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT TO DO TODAY, RIGHT?
So see if you can get this site (thanks to Claire "Spare Time" Martin) to work. I tried tapping in (My Baby Does the) Hanky Panky by Tommy James and the Shondells, and it responded with the following songs (I am not making any of these songs up): Can't Stop (Red Hot Chili Peppers); How High the Moon (Les Paul and Mary Ford); Walk This Way (Aerosmith); Take Me Home Tonight (Eddie Money); Pour Elise (Beethoven); Norwegian Wood (The Beatles); It Had To Be You (Harry Connick Jr.); 1985 (Bowling for Soup); Danny Boy; and Super Mario (Nintendo).
Posted by Dave on February 17, 2006 at 10:31 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (129)
WE KNEW IT WOULDN'T TAKE LONG
But this is fast.
(Thanks to Eli)
Posted by judi on February 17, 2006 at 09:54 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
February 03, 2006
ATTENTION, LADIES LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT MAN
You could search your entire life and never find someone like this.
(Thanks to Karen W., who recommends the "hair" option.)
Posted by judi on February 3, 2006 at 01:11 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (71)
January 20, 2006
TWO...TWO...TWO POSTS IN ONE
Bloglit #1: I like the posts about 24.
Bloglit #2: I like the productivity enhancers.
<CRASH>
Bloglit #1: Hey, you got your productivity enhancer on my 24.
Bloglit #2: You got your 24 on my productivity enhancer!
Bloglits #1 and #2: HEY! Let's get Mikey! He hates everything!
Mikey: Tastes great!
Mr. Whipple: Less filling!
Kid at the door: Mothers are like that. Yeah, they are.
Bloglits: Come on, geeez, just post the damn link.
(Thanks to Mark Tobin)
Posted by judi on January 20, 2006 at 05:44 PM in 24, Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (49)
January 09, 2006
I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING...
But not like this.
(Thanks to Atticusser)
Posted by judi on January 9, 2006 at 11:45 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (35)
January 06, 2006
SPEAKING OF BADGERS
This one's a much better song.
Posted by judi on January 6, 2006 at 04:29 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (21)
December 26, 2005
ATTENTION, ANYONE WHO CAN READ JAPANESE
Is the yellow ball thingie⢠twitchy but benign, or is it some sort of evil force with the power to suck tiny humans into its vortex?
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Posted by judi on December 26, 2005 at 11:16 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (18)
December 23, 2005
WORKING THIS WEEKEND?
No doubt you will accomplish a lot.
(Thanks to Bryce Donovan)
Posted by judi on December 23, 2005 at 11:37 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (19)
December 21, 2005
THE MOST DISTURBING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
(No thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on December 21, 2005 at 12:45 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (20)
December 12, 2005
"DENY DENY DENY"
What is "What you do when The Blog asks you if you've been playing Throw Paper for the last 17 hours"?
(Thanks to Blair Keel)
Posted by judi on December 12, 2005 at 02:10 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (44)
December 08, 2005
A CHRISTMAS TRADITION
Ho Ho Hwhooaaaa <hic>
(Thanks, this year, to Kafaleni)
Posted by judi on December 8, 2005 at 02:14 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (32)
November 24, 2005
AND ON THIS HOLIDAY OF GIVING THANKS FOR THE GOOD THINGS IN OUR LIVES...
Let's take time out to shoot ourselves some turkeys.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on November 24, 2005 at 12:22 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (25)
October 31, 2005
GET BUSY
Time to produce.
(Thanks to Amanda Wolfe)
Posted by judi on October 31, 2005 at 02:31 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (34)
October 25, 2005
THE MOST MINDLESS PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER EVER
Totally skill-free!
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
Posted by judi on October 25, 2005 at 05:24 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (44)
October 18, 2005
HALLOWEEN IS COMING
Here's a cute Halloween productivity enhancer.
(Thanks to MOTW)
Posted by judi on October 18, 2005 at 04:35 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (19)
August 21, 2005
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER OF THE DAY
What doesn't kill you makes you faster.
(Thanks to Andy the tropichunt.com guy)
Posted by judi on August 21, 2005 at 02:49 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (56)
July 21, 2005
A PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER FOR LOVERS OF PEACE
And quiet.
(Thanks to Barry from the message board)
Posted by judi on July 21, 2005 at 04:32 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (48)
July 14, 2005
FAIR WARNING
This was sent in by Brainy Jello, who comments: If you haven't seen this, it will suck you in pretty fast. If you have seen it, another look will probably cause you to push your monitor off your desk.
Posted by judi on July 14, 2005 at 07:48 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (57)
June 27, 2005
PRODUCTIVITY TIME
OK, this is old. But it's still old.
Posted by Dave on June 27, 2005 at 12:17 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
June 24, 2005
REASON WE WISH THE INTERNET HAD BEEN INVENTED IN THE 60's
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on June 24, 2005 at 08:19 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
June 17, 2005
BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY
,,,and we're feeling nostalgic.
Posted by Dave on June 17, 2005 at 11:54 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (19)
June 10, 2005
42
(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Justin Barber)
Posted by judi on June 10, 2005 at 07:07 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (33)
June 06, 2005
POOM
(Thanks to Laura Wenham)
Posted by judi on June 6, 2005 at 10:10 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (42)
HAPPY MONDAY
Get to work.
(Thanks to Laguito Mojito)
Posted by judi on June 6, 2005 at 07:57 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (42)
May 22, 2005
NO, THANKS
Who has time for productivity on a Sunday?
(Thanks to triller)
Posted by judi on May 22, 2005 at 08:39 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (29)
May 09, 2005
GOT SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE?
Send their children this productivity enhancer.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
Posted by judi on May 9, 2005 at 11:26 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (14)
March 23, 2005
NEWS THAT MAKES YOU GO "DUH!"
As if This Blog didn't know.
(Thanks to Brian Bell)
Posted by judi on March 23, 2005 at 10:58 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (63)
March 14, 2005
WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING 24
You'll have plenty of time for shooting the sheep.
(Thanks to cydstep)
Posted by judi on March 14, 2005 at 01:40 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (27)
March 06, 2005
ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH NO LIVES
Here's a good way to waste a fine Sunday afternoon.
(Thanks to Kevin Gamin)
Posted by judi on March 6, 2005 at 07:48 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (14)
February 11, 2005
THE MOST PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER EVER
(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Gabe Weintraub)
Posted by judi on February 11, 2005 at 09:51 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (75)
January 24, 2005
WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE...
You might as well use your computer to be productive.
(Thanks to Ian Woollard)
Posted by judi on January 24, 2005 at 06:29 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (899)
January 09, 2005
GETTING READY FOR MONDAY
(Thanks to Brian Giovannini)
Posted by judi on January 9, 2005 at 02:25 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (29)
January 07, 2005
ROCK BAND PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
(Thanks to LabSpecimen, who says that Jet is not a particularly gnfarb. The stealth bloggerette argues that Jet is a grb, so it's ok about the name.)
Posted by judi on January 7, 2005 at 10:19 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (19)
December 25, 2004
THE HALLWAY OF PAIN
(Thanks to the son of the bloggerette)
Posted by judi on December 25, 2004 at 08:40 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
December 22, 2004
HO HO HO
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on December 22, 2004 at 05:24 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (46)
December 20, 2004
MOO
(Thanks to Leetie)
Posted by judi on December 20, 2004 at 06:36 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (16)
December 17, 2004
THE MOST FRUSTRATING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER EVER
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on December 17, 2004 at 07:35 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
December 01, 2004
ANOTHER SEASONALLY-APPROPRIATE PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCEMENT APPLICATION
(Thanks to Tabitha Sanborn)
Posted by judi on December 1, 2004 at 11:12 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (22)
SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCEMENT APPLICATION OF THE DAY SO FAR
This is demanding, but important.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2004 at 05:52 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (78)
November 17, 2004
ATTENTION, ANYONE WHO HAS TIME TO DO THIS
We want your job.
(Thanks to Alanboss)
Posted by judi on November 17, 2004 at 08:11 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (373)
November 06, 2004
FEELING AGGRESSIVE?
(Thanks to BigMur from the message board) (and Graz from the same place, for fixing it)
Posted by judi on November 6, 2004 at 02:14 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (18)
October 29, 2004
HALLOWEEN PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
It may be Halloween by the time it finishes loading, but come on, do you want to heave bowling balls at cats or not?
(Thanks to Laura Crook)
Posted by judi on October 29, 2004 at 07:04 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (32)
September 20, 2004
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
It would be frustrating to find out this is not a challenge for other people.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on September 20, 2004 at 08:00 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (37)
September 16, 2004
AREN'T THESE SUPPOSED TO GET EASIER?
(Thanks to all who sent it in)
Posted by judi on September 16, 2004 at 08:26 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (43)
September 07, 2004
PONG
(Thanks to my son)
Posted by judi on September 7, 2004 at 05:56 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
September 04, 2004
JUST FOR FUN
Because girding, bracing, and hunkering, while necessary, can be sort of ... boring.
(Thanks indirectly to schnooky34, who also sent this, about the GirdMaster.)
Posted by judi on September 4, 2004 at 08:31 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
August 20, 2004
YLIMPICS UPDATE
This should take a while.
(Thanks to Mike Weasel from the board, who says: click English (unless you want to play in another language), then click on the pentathlon. Then scroll down and hit pentathlon again. you do all 5 in succession.)
Posted by judi on August 20, 2004 at 10:00 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (1590)
August 18, 2004
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
We definitely did not spend 15 minutes trying to do this; we are far too busy. Besides, we already have a Florida driver's license.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
Posted by judi on August 18, 2004 at 10:26 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (37)
DAVE, THAT IS SO, LIKE, YESTERDAY
Posted by judi on August 18, 2004 at 06:17 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (22)
August 07, 2004
REMEMBER PONG?
It's updated.
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
Posted by judi on August 7, 2004 at 10:24 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (12)
August 06, 2004
SUMMER DOLDRUMS = LOW PRODUCTIVITY
We'd better get busy enhancing it and/or improving our skills.
(Thanks to Brian McRae and Marty Mauldin)
Posted by judi on August 6, 2004 at 12:15 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (25)
July 23, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
(Thanks to Derek Breid)
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2004 at 02:22 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
July 21, 2004
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
For the record, the stealth bloggerette has not wasted inordinate amounts of time on this game, sir. The frustration expressed is the perceived frustration on the part of players yet to play it, sir. And we are not anxious to punish the person who sent it to us, one Yuval Shabo. No, sir. That would be pointless. JUST LIKE THIS *($&)(*&)($ GAME. Sir.
Posted by judi on July 21, 2004 at 09:38 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (20)
July 20, 2004
DON'T LET GO
"Shamelessly ripped off from holdthebutton.com."
(Thanks to Thad Humphries)
Posted by judi on July 20, 2004 at 11:16 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (9)
July 16, 2004
WORKERS, UNITE
Some People insist on rubbing it in that they are on vacation, while the rest of us are hard at work.
Posted by judi on July 16, 2004 at 06:59 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (12)
July 15, 2004
UPDATE UPDATE
Updating is over for the moment. Please get back to work.
Posted by judi on July 15, 2004 at 09:45 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (33)
July 13, 2004
ALL-STAR BREAK
Go, some parts of Mr. Snail!
(Thanks to Zach of the Metro East)
Posted by judi on July 13, 2004 at 07:40 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (29)
June 29, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
We're not even going to attempt this. We're just going to link to it, and go on about our business.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster, who claims this is "not as hard as the Crimson Room.")
Posted by Dave on June 29, 2004 at 06:29 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (46)
June 25, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY (BURRRRP) TIME
Here's an application appropriate for a Friday.
(Thanks to Jacob Aldridge)
Posted by Dave on June 25, 2004 at 06:00 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
June 21, 2004
THIS IS WAY TOO HARD FOR US, BUT WE REALIZE THAT A LOT OF YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE, AND IF YOU WANT TO ENHANCE YOUR PRODUCTIVITY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, FAR BE IT FROM US TO STAND IN THE WAY
So, here.
(Thanks to Gil Graybill)
Posted by Dave on June 21, 2004 at 11:35 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (124)
June 18, 2004
SPANK THE MONKEY
(Thanks to Graz.)
(This game is unrelated to the previous item. We think.)
Posted by judi on June 18, 2004 at 08:41 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (40)
June 17, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
Here's an excellent application. Draw the bow back.
(Thanks to Laudio)
Posted by Dave on June 17, 2004 at 01:19 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (22)
June 15, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY PLUS
(Thanks to Lee Foster)
Posted by judi on June 15, 2004 at 07:04 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (34)
WE GOT YER PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER RIGHT HERE
Now that's what I'm talking about.
(Thanks to Bill Crider)
Posted by judi on June 15, 2004 at 06:08 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (13)
BECAUSE WE'VE HAD SOME REQUESTS FOR PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCEMENT APPLICATIONS
Here's an old one, but still a very productive one.
(Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
Posted by Dave on June 15, 2004 at 05:45 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (8)
May 14, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER FOR A BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY
(Thanks to Catherine Connor)
Posted by judi on May 14, 2004 at 05:59 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
May 12, 2004
MORE FERTILITY INFORMATION
It's Pac-sperm.
(Thanks to Kori Langlie)
Posted by judi on May 12, 2004 at 09:07 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (6)
May 03, 2004
PARENTS, TAKE HEART
They're not wasting their lives, they're preparing for their future careers.
(Thanks to Glenn Schein and Steve Regn)
Posted by judi on May 3, 2004 at 09:31 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (38)
April 25, 2004
SOME PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCEMENT APPLICATIONS ARE SO DISGUSTING THAT EVEN THIS BLOG REFUSES TO LINK TO THEM
A good example is this
WARNING: You will be disgusted.
(Thanks to Louis in Tulsa)
Posted by Dave on April 25, 2004 at 02:50 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (26)
April 22, 2004
RAW-FISH-RELATED PRODUCTIVITY APPLICATION OF THE DAY
(Thanks to Jon Alperin)
Posted by Dave on April 22, 2004 at 04:41 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (16)
April 21, 2004
FUN AND EDUCATIONAL PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
It's time for: The Head-Lice-Killing Game!
(Thanks to Dale Smith)
Posted by Dave on April 21, 2004 at 12:00 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
NOW THAT'S SOPHISTICATION
A whole new level of presidential politics. Apparently not fake.
(Thanks to Eric Jensen)
Posted by judi on April 21, 2004 at 11:00 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (30)
April 18, 2004
MEDICAL ADVICE
Please make sure your doctor has graduated from the 3rd grade.
("Come on... let's go for it"?!)
(Thanks to Glen Ebbing)
Posted by judi on April 18, 2004 at 07:46 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (42)
April 08, 2004
WEIRD PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER OF THE DAY
Neena Kalyani Vemuri claims that this application is "addictive," although this blog finds it to be kind of strange and incomprehensible. It kind of reminds us of Windows.
Posted by Dave on April 8, 2004 at 05:26 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (24)
PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCEMENT UPDATE
This semi-Easter-themed application is demanding, but worthwhile.
(Thanks to Catherine Conner)
Posted by Dave on April 8, 2004 at 05:09 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (10)
March 31, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCEMENT
This one actually helps you develop a useful skill.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2004 at 08:45 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (20)
SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCEMENT APPLICATION
This is quite challenging.
(Thanks to Chris Davis)
Posted by Dave on March 31, 2004 at 04:27 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (20)
March 29, 2004
BRAIN TAKEOVER ALERT
This is worse than Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
Posted by judi on March 29, 2004 at 09:31 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (16)
JOHNNY DEPP, NAKED
Why wait for the movie?
(Thanks to Dawn Bailey)
Posted by judi on March 29, 2004 at 05:35 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (52)
March 27, 2004
THE MOST FRUSTRATING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER ON THE PLANET
(Thanks to Robert Krpoun)
Posted by judi on March 27, 2004 at 02:34 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (14)
March 26, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
For zombie lovers.
(Thanks to Denis McKervey)
Posted by judi on March 26, 2004 at 09:36 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (8)
March 25, 2004
ATTENTION, CRICKET FANS
Have we got the productivity-enhancing application for you! It's just like the real thing.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster)
Posted by Dave on March 25, 2004 at 10:03 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (26)
March 23, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is right.
(Thanks to Bill Crider)
Posted by judi on March 23, 2004 at 08:59 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (249)
March 22, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCING APPLICATION OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to sookeyjane)
Posted by Dave on March 22, 2004 at 05:14 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (16)
March 19, 2004
FORGET ALL THE OTHER PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCING APPLICATIONS
This is the best game EVER! This blog is REALLY GOOD at it!
We can't wait to see you commenters posting your tips on how to beat it!
Be sure to stick around for the credits.
(Thanks to Sarah John)
Posted by Dave on March 19, 2004 at 12:27 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (63)
STILL MORE PENGUIN PRODUCTIVITY
This update courtesy of Jacob Aldridge and Ed Adkins.
Posted by judi on March 19, 2004 at 07:28 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (38)
March 17, 2004
SERIOUSLY ANNOYING PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER
Involving bees.
UPDATE: Looks like the site is down. Good work, workers!
(Thanks to Rob Russell)
Posted by judi on March 17, 2004 at 06:12 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (16)
March 16, 2004
ATTENTION, WORKER BEES
You can get a lot accomplished with this application.
(Thanks to Lacey James)
Posted by Dave on March 16, 2004 at 09:57 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (17)
March 10, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER FOR THE LADIES
No, it's not a game, but it's still lots of fun. And then there's this. We could do this all day, couldn't we, ladies?
Posted by judi on March 10, 2004 at 06:51 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (44)
PRODUCTIVITY UPDATE
Jason "Some Guy In Oregon" Lewis sends this exciting enhancement to the penguin-whacking application, and notes that there is also this version, and this entire page devoted to this important ongoing effort.
And people have the nerve to say this country has gone soft.
Posted by Dave on March 10, 2004 at 03:43 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (12)
March 04, 2004
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
To separate the sheep from the goats. Or something.
(Thanks to Daniel Stoddart)
Posted by judi on March 4, 2004 at 08:10 PM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (39)
March 02, 2004
PRODUCTIVITY-ENHANCING APPLICATION UPDATE
Anybody who doesn't think this is a truly great land in which our lives are improved every day by groundbreaking technical innovations needs to check out this new version of the penguin game.
(Thanks to Gene Weingarten's chat)
Posted by Dave on March 2, 2004 at 05:59 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (110)
March 01, 2004
STILL TESTING -- NO NEED TO READ THIS
We will now attempt a post that has a link in it. Pay no attention to us. Go on about your work.
Posted by Dave on March 1, 2004 at 08:25 AM in Productivity Enhancers | Permalink | Comments (16)
