April 15, 2014

YIKES

Divers Nearly Swallowed by Whale

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 11:07 AM
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CONTINUING WITH OUR THEME

Meet Mr. Poo, India's Dancing Anti-Public Defecation Mascot

(Thanks to Jonh Harris and Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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IT CAN ALSO DETECT BURGER KING SMOOTHIES

Unfortunate dog enlisted to help sniff out koala poo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 10:03 AM
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WE'LL JUST HAVE A COKE, THANKS

Burger King China Is Selling a Beverage Called the PooPoo Smoothie

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 10:01 AM
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HELPFUL

The (Unintentional) Amazon Guide to Dealing Drugs

(Thanks to wiredog and Steve K)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 09:58 AM
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SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!

Maths teacher's £2,600 phone bill for downloading Neil Diamond album

(Thanks to E-40118 and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 09:57 AM
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JACK IS BACK

Man is shot in thigh while standing on Trenton street

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 09:52 AM
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WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Who is behind the green pig cutouts in Denver?

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 09:51 AM
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STAY CLASSY, MADEMOISELLE SCARLET

French agency Mademoiselle Scarlett has launched a campaign for premium sex shop Dorcel Store, to promote its set of chocolate sex toys for Easter.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 09:49 AM
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PARENTHOOD

Maternity-wear designer Rosie Pope says her pal — who works at Disney, no less — recently shelled out $1,200 for an Elsa doll on eBay after she promised her daughter one for her “Frozen”-themed birthday party.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on April 15, 2014 at 09:46 AM
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April 14, 2014

WHY SOCIAL MEDIA ARE BEST LEFT TO CHILDREN

US Airways social media fail as airline tweets XXX-rated picture to customers complaining their flight was late

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 05:12 PM
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MEN, NOT SO MUCH

A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 05:09 PM
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A JURY OF YOUR PEERS

Dog Chosen for Jury Duty?

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 05:04 PM
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DANG

Smoking Bed Bugs Will Not Get You High

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 05:01 PM
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WE AWAIT THE FRENCH RESPONSE

...the city of Munich has given enthusiastic approval to allowing naked people to stroll freely and to sunbathe in public spaces.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 04:59 PM
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ATTRACTIVE *AND* PRACTICAL!

Japanese company creates iPhone case using a dead marine isopod

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 11:52 AM
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THOSE WACKY SAUDIS

The Penguin Dance!

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 11:50 AM
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DO *NOT* SNEEZE

A Hundred-Pound Suit of Bees

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(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 11:08 AM
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ROMANTIC!

KFC debuts chicken drumstick corsage

(Thanks to Charles Cates, Jon Harris and Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 14, 2014 at 11:02 AM
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April 13, 2014

CLEARLY THEY WERE WORKING TOGETHER

Man observing alligator in Fla. bitten by snake

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2014 at 11:28 AM
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Search underway for shoplifter with no pants

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2014 at 11:26 AM
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DUDE, GOT ANY SINGLES?

Colorado’s first marijuana vending machine about to start operation

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says it's "right next to the one that has Doritos and Snickers bars.")

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2014 at 11:24 AM
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CSI: SOUTH CAROLINA

Baby monitor alerts Union County man to rooster theft

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2014 at 11:22 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Cod caught in Norway with sex toy in its stomach

(Thanks to Joe in Japan

Posted by Dave on April 13, 2014 at 11:20 AM
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April 12, 2014

NAME THAT COUNTY!

10:08 a.m. A woman on Solberg Drive reported that her neighbor came onto her property and asked her to turn her non-existent music down.

1:30 p.m. The owner of a gas station in Lakeside has footage of someone stealing his giant M&M machine.

10:38 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his wife came home upset after a dumpster diving expedition and hit him in the ribs with a phone charger. He did not need medical assistance.

1:08 a.m. A man called 911 claiming that he was tired of eating sweets and wanted a sandwich. He was advised that his sandwich order was not considered an emergency.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on April 12, 2014 at 10:44 AM
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BREAKING 24 UPDATE

From The Amazing Steve:

I was watching a show online just now, and Chloe broke in during a commercial, and directed viewers to this website. It looks like the tie-in to the next "24" episode, since Chloe is supposed to be part of this organization.

Posted by Dave on April 12, 2014 at 10:42 AM in 24
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DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH

Flushed sex toy caused 'major flood'

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 12, 2014 at 10:34 AM
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BOISE STATE LECTURE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

"Orgasmic, Semiotic Cataclysms of Eyegiene and Mextasy: Digressions of Film Studies, Ethnic Studies, and Cultural Studies in the Televisual, Techno-Ontological Age of the Smartphone."

This is from a professor of English.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

 

Posted by Dave on April 12, 2014 at 10:32 AM
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April 11, 2014

ADVISORY TO MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 05:10 PM
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WORLD CUP UPDATE

Woman is mugged on live TV in Brazil when thief tries to snatch gold necklace... as she is being interviewed about the lack of police

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 05:05 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, THE OPERATION WAS A SUCCESS

Man sues hospital and doctor after they allegedly forgot to remove his appendix during his appendectomy

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 05:01 PM
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OOPS

A small German furniture store chain says it inadvertently ordered 5,000 coffee cups bearing a portrait of Adolf Hitler from China.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 04:59 PM
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APPARENTLY THE DRINKING PROBLEM HAS NOT BEEN EXAGGERATED

Romantic Pictures from Russian Dating Sites

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(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 04:57 PM
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YOU KNOW IT WAS DELIBERATE

Squirrel caused $300G in damages at Indiana community center, officials say

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Another Ralph and Jeff in Pittsburgh)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 04:50 PM
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THEY WERE IMMEDIATELY AWARDED FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Chimpanzees escape Kansas City Zoo exhibit by using a tree branch

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 10:44 AM
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THEY HAVE THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

A group of exotic dancers is suing the owners of three S.C. strip clubs, claiming they should have received an hourly wage under the federal law designed to prevent the exploitation of employees.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 10:42 AM
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WHOA

Scientists Implant Lab-Grown Vaginas in Humans

(Thanks to Bill Moore and DaninTustin)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 10:39 AM
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FARMERS WEEKLY

Kinkier than you think.

(Thanks to Art Kraus)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 10:13 AM
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SWELL

Tiny, Logical Robots Injected into Cockroaches

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on April 11, 2014 at 10:04 AM
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April 10, 2014

POLICE HOPE TO CRACK THE CASE

Woman shot in butt, suspect wanted

(Thanks to R & L Stevenson)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 04:32 PM
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'YOU MAY NOW KISS THE... WHAT'S THAT SMELL?'

Sewage treatment plant advertises as wedding venue

(Thanks to B'game)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 04:27 PM
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET SHOT IN THE THIGH

Dammit! Fox mixes up Donald and Kiefer Sutherland in 24 promo

(Thanks to funny man)

More 24 stuff here.

Advisory: Audrey. But also: Chloe.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 04:24 PM in 24
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GOLF: THE ACTION SPORT

Gary Player tells story about Arnold Palmer pooping on a green in Japan

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 04:21 PM
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WHERE THE *HELL* IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

'It's a Small World' turns 50. Sing along!

(Thanks to Ubetcha)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 04:14 PM
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NEIGH

Horse Yoga

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 10:40 AM
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ALWAYS CARRY ONE

Woman bashes man with saucepan after being grabbed in foyer of unit block

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 10:38 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Police said a Jay man was adamant that the marijuana police found in the car he was driving was not his because he had just stolen the car.

(Thanks to Ned Tugent)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 10:35 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Alert over exploding whipped cream makers

(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 10:24 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Abandoned croc captured at California strip mall

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 10:20 AM
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'PEER.' HEH.

Britons need to eat fewer baked beans because of impact of “smelly emissions” on global warming, peer warns

(Thanks to nursecindy and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on April 10, 2014 at 10:17 AM
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