May 21, 2016

THE GOOD SIDE OF SNAKES

Snake venom evolved to kill specific squirrels with shocking precision

(Thanks to Joanne Fineberg)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2016 at 01:17 PM
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GOING FOR THE GOLD

Rio Olympics: Record 450,000 condoms for athletes... three times more than London 2012

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2016 at 01:13 PM
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HE KEPT THEM FOR 20 YEARS

This Guy Got Breast Implants to Win a $100,000 Bet

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2016 at 01:10 PM
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May 20, 2016

PROFESSIONAL

Arizona TV reporter arrested for defecating on lawn while covering a story

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Madeleine, Michael Huber and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:21 PM
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PASSENGERS WERE ASKED TO PUT ON THEIR SHOES AND COVER THEIR ANKLES

2 tarantulas roamed Air Transat flight

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:19 PM
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ALSO SEND THIS ELEVATOR TO WASHINGTON

Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto got stuck in the Westin Hotel elevator Thursday evening along with the mayors of Millvale and Leetsdale.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:16 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAA

Man locked out of St. Pete Beach hotel room shoots lock

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:15 PM
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SEND A HIGH-VOLTAGE VERSION TO WASHINGTON

Pavlok: the wristband that gives you an electric shock if you spend too much

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:14 PM
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WE'RE FORECASTING A SUDDEN DAMPENING OF THE DRAWERS

Weatherman screams over spider

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:12 PM
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THIS BLOG HAS ALWAYS LOVED THE BARD

All-female cast perform NUDE version of Shakespeare's Tempest in Central Park

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Madeleine, and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 12:10 PM
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CSI: JASPER COUNTY

Man arrested after dressing as Stormtrooper

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:27 AM
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A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Fart Without Fear

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:23 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR CREAM

Rescued wombat helps out with sanctuary's laundry

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:21 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

"We searched his car and found a decapitated turkey buzzard."

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:17 AM
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Visitors will be able to take guided tours to learn how thousands of tonnes of sludge - a by-product of sewage treatment - are incinerated at the plant, before relaxing in thermal pools.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:14 AM
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JUST WHAT WE NEED

Nile crocodiles slither into South Florida

"Man-eating."

(Thanks to Ranald Adams, Le Petomane and Jay Brandes)

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Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:09 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

The Cheese Ball Cannon.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:07 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM...

“Everyone steals from this store. Why are you picking on me?”

(Thanks to Dave D and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 20, 2016 at 06:04 AM
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May 19, 2016

BUT NOT ALL AT ONCE

According to their survey, the average human will spend 0.45 per cent of their lives having sex - or around 117 days in total.

(Thanks to Geoff, who says "And in a man's case, 99.55% thinking about it.")

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 01:37 PM
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'IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO POSSES THEM'

Man arrested with gun, marijuana and box of squirrels

(Thanks to Mike Ester)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 12:33 PM
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IN EPISODE TWO THE SUPREME COURT GETS SHOT IN THE THIGH

Kiefer Sutherland is sworn in as President after devastating attack in action-packed first Designated Survivor trailer

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 12:13 PM
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THOSE THINGS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE STREET

“My husband called the police and said, ‘My driveway’s been stolen.’”

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 12:03 PM
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STRICT

Woman Accused Of Taking Bat To Man’s Car For Staying In Front Of Gas Pump For Too Long

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Roberto, who says "I can relate.")

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Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 12:01 PM
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PRESENTING THE HEWEE

New 'condom' collects urine in a bag - so men don't have to visit the bathroom all day

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 11:59 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD

'Come and get it': Marine Le Pen dares fraud inspectors to retrieve mobile phone from cleavage

(Thanks to Madeleine)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:29 AM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Google Patented a Sticky Car Hood That Traps Pedestrians Like Flies

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(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:26 AM
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TEXAS EDUCATION REPORT

A San Antonio, Texas high school is defending a science lesson during which students used cat intestines as a jump rope.

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:23 AM
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STARRING NICOLAS CAGE AS A RENEGADE L-SHAPE

A Tetris movie is coming from Mortal Kombat's producer

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:21 AM
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ALWAYS LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT

Baby opossum rescued from toilet

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:16 AM
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WAIT... THAT'S *OUR* LINE

What’s that smell?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:15 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF NEWS ITEMS THAT SOMEHOW FAIL TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD

You can now put a sunroof in your private jet

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:14 AM
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WE'LL JUST ORDER A PIZZA, THANKS

3D-Printed Food Actually Looks (and Tastes) Pretty Delicious

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:11 AM
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CHINA: LAND OF ROMANCE

Chinese couple spend wedding night copying Communist constitution

...as part of a campaign designed to shore up support for President Xi Jinping’s administration.

If that doesn't shore up support, we don't know what will.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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THEY ESPECIALLY LIKE TINY DIAMONDS

Lady spiders demand gifts from their gentleman callers — or else they eat them

(Thanks to DaninDallas and "Bill Melater")

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:04 AM
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SOMEBODY'S GOING TO SPEND THE NEXT SEVERAL DECADES SLEEPING IN THE GARAGE

Dad live streams wife giving birth on Facebook -- doesn't tell her

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 19, 2016 at 06:00 AM
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May 18, 2016

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT MIAMI INTERNATIONAL

US airports enlist clowns and 'therapy unicorns' to pacify irate passengers

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:22 PM
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STAND AS TALL AS POSSIBLE UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, APPLETON

Appleton, Wisconsin, is named the DRUNKEST city in the US

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:20 PM
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SO THE STUDENTS WILL MIME THROWING PHOTOSHOPPED HATS INTO THE AIR

"The decision... follows a number of injuries over recent years to graduates hurt by falling mortarboards."

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:18 PM
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PROFESSIONAL

Wedding singer loses his false teeth during performance - but audience pass them back and the show goes on

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:15 PM
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WE *KNEW* IT

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Accuses Kim Kardashian of Being a Secret Agent

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:13 PM
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SOMEBODY'S NOT GETTING A TIP

Babysitter accused of robbing bank with kids in car

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Jon Harris and Steve K)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:09 PM
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A.K.A. SIXTH GRADE

Nearly 100 schoolchildren 'possessed by the devil'

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:08 PM
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UNTIL THEY CRASH HEAD-ON INTO A MOOSE

About half of Canadians who drive while high insist pot doesn’t impair them

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:03 PM
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TAKE COVER, NEW YORKERS

An Apparent Post-it-Note War Is Happening on Canal Street

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 02:01 PM
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REMINDER:

The Washington Post Hunt is Sunday.

We've been working hard on it.

Port o potties

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 09:42 AM
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WE SAW HIGHLY CONDUCTIVE SHARK JELLY OPEN FOR TOAD THE WET SPROCKET

Highly-conductive shark jelly could inspire new tech

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 06:10 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

You Can Finally Lick Your Cat With This Innovative Pet Brush

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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CSI: STUPID

The world’s most hapless robbers are arrested after crook’s gun jams, getaway driver parks his moped INSIDE the shop, all while witness films them at Swedish jeweller’s

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 06:04 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Walmart Theft Suspect Told Cops She Was "Too Lazy" To Pay For Stolen Sex Toys

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 05:58 AM
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THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID ETC.

Drunk roosters captured in Westport

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Ralph, Linda Schutjer and Steve Thompson, who claims he saw them open for Unrestrained Chicken)

Posted by Dave on May 18, 2016 at 05:56 AM
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