January 09, 2018

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone

(Thanks to Dana Sutton)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 12:30 PM
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IT HAS OUR VOTE

Thailand’s prime minister evaded journalists’ questions on Monday by bringing out a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself and telling the reporters to quiz it instead of him.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 12:27 PM
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EVEN IN LOUISIANA THIS IS ILLEGAL

A Louisiana couple is accused of attempting to rob an Uber driver that the woman distracted by being topless.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 12:25 PM
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FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

Man says he was attacked by a bobcat in woman’s condo. That wasn’t a bobcat, she says

Whatever it was, it had a valid Florida driver's license.

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 12:09 PM
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JUST BEER FOR US, THANKS

Perk up with a “Princess Urine Sour” alcoholic enzyme drink from Japan

(Thanks to Joe Green)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 06:05 AM
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THAT TAKES SOME BALLS

Burglar sues shop owner after he injured his testicles while robbing the premises

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 06:03 AM
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BOLO

“They’re calling this guy ‘Social Security’ because he actually has his Social Security (number) tattooed across his forehead.”

(Thanks to Pirateboy)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 05:56 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man trying to kill spider sets apartment on fire, tenants forced to move out

In his defense, it was a large spider.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on January 9, 2018 at 05:53 AM
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January 08, 2018

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Turkish academic claims Prophet Noah used cell phone to call his son before flood

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 05:37 PM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S GIVING THE ORDERS

Aggressive wild turkeys in Rocky River interfere with mail delivery

(Thanks to Stever)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 11:38 AM
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MEANWHILE IN PHUKET

American tourist in naked feces-throwing rampage through Thailand airport after 'overdosing on Viagra'

(Thanks to Geoff, and Jeff [Meyerson])

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 11:36 AM
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'TO MAKE HIM LISTEN TO ME'

An Arizona woman is accused of firing shots at her husband who was sitting on the toilet.

Talk about scaring the s--t out of a person.

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 11:34 AM
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CHECK OUT THESE UNDERGARMENTS, DUDE

Report: 70 arrested on pot charges at Georgia lingerie party

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 11:30 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Japanese invention lets you share your baby’s bowel movements online with the push of a button

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 06:17 AM
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ONCE AGAIN WE MISSED IT

Yesterday was the No Pants Subway Ride.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 06:15 AM
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MEN:

Do not even think about clicking here.

("Thanks" to Michael Huber)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 06:11 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE WHO

Burning spider causes apartment fire in Redding

(Thanks to Mike Schaub)

Posted by Dave on January 8, 2018 at 06:01 AM
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January 07, 2018

HOP IN!

Redwood City Man, With Genitals Exposed, Asks For A Ride

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 7, 2018 at 05:00 PM
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MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Haryana Female Boxers Return Cows Given As Awards By Govt, Say They Are Rude And Don't Give Milk

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 7, 2018 at 04:58 PM
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DUDES

JACK IN THE BOX TEAMS UP WITH SNOOP DOGG’S CANNABIS COMPANY FOR A SPECIAL COMBO MEAL

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 7, 2018 at 04:55 PM
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'I'M DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD'

Florida man calls 911 to report himself drunk driving

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Patty Villanova, Fabian Marson and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on January 7, 2018 at 04:54 PM
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January 06, 2018

WHEW

Mexican psychic predicts no US-North Korea nuclear war

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on January 6, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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WE LIKE THIS IDEA A LOT

Taiwan Dentist Must Pay His Mother Nearly $1 Million for ‘Upbringing’

(Thanks to wanderer2575)

Posted by Dave on January 6, 2018 at 10:14 AM
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WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

FRIED FISH COMES ALIVE IN FRONT OF CHINESE DINERS

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Steven Pudlo, Redwing, Patty Villanova and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on January 6, 2018 at 09:59 AM
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January 05, 2018

SEND THIS ASPARAGUS TO WASHINGTON

Woman’s asparagus tells her Theresa May’s going to quit this year

Posted by Dave on January 5, 2018 at 11:20 AM
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HOLY MAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Hindu monk pulls a van along with his PENIS as hundreds of thousands gather for religious festival in India

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 5, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man Creates Makeshift Snowplow Out Of Lawnmower And Flatscreen Television Box

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on January 5, 2018 at 10:16 AM
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FLORIDA WEATHER UPDATE

Those Iguanas Falling From Trees in Florida? They Probably Aren’t Dead

(Thanks to MOTW, Bill Carver, Michael Parry, Fred Phillips, Dan Barr, Ralph, DaninDallas, Steve Thompson, Maryann, Ranald Adams, ubetcha, Roberto, Anita Cheng and Fabian Marson, who says "Dead or alive, they qualify for Florida licenses.")

Just in case: Six Ways to Cook Iguana

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 5, 2018 at 08:50 AM
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January 04, 2018

THAT'S THE SPIRIT

Cheerleaders spark wild brawl in Brooklyn high school

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on January 4, 2018 at 10:30 AM
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THIS BLOG DID ENTIRE SEMESTERS

I Lived On Nothing But Beer For a Week, and Survived

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Who hasn't?")

Posted by Dave on January 4, 2018 at 10:28 AM
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ATTENTION, TRENDSETTERS:

Thai penis whitening fad drives social media nuts

(Thanks to Kevin Smith, Le Petomane, Patty Villanova, Steven Pudlo and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on January 4, 2018 at 10:20 AM
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IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Doctors Find Ketchup Packet Stuck In Woman’s Intestine For 6 Years

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who asks "You want fries with that?")

Posted by Dave on January 4, 2018 at 10:18 AM
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January 03, 2018

WE SAW WAYWARD RODENT OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Rat on a plane: Alaska Airlines flight out of Oakland canceled due to wayward rodent

(Thanks to Todd Lawson)

Posted by Dave on January 3, 2018 at 08:55 AM
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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Live chickens foul traffic on Los Angeles-area freeway

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on January 3, 2018 at 08:52 AM
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FLORIDA MARINER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Elderly man rescued after car goes into marina

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 3, 2018 at 08:48 AM
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TERRORISM UPDATE

Watch squirrel attack police officer investigating cookie theft

(Thanks to B'game and Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on January 3, 2018 at 08:45 AM
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SOUNDS LEGIT

Prison inmate claims drugs found in his butt weren't his

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 3, 2018 at 08:44 AM
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January 02, 2018

GUYS IN ACTION

New Zealanders build island in bid to avoid alcohol ban

"Island" might be a bit of an exaggeration.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 2, 2018 at 10:56 AM
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AUSTIN DINING REPORT

Couple arrested for having oral sex in Baby A’s booth

This has been the Austin Dining Report.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on January 2, 2018 at 10:33 AM
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THIS IS CNN, DUDES

CNN Reporter Holds Joints, Lights Bong for Pot Smoker on Live New Year’s Eve Broadcast

(Thanks to Nate West and Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on January 2, 2018 at 10:30 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT

Warning note leads man to find red-bellied black snake in car engine

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on January 2, 2018 at 10:29 AM
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December 31, 2017

DEAR BLOG COMMUNITY:

Thanks for visiting this year. Without you guys, this blog would not exist. That's right: IT'S YOUR FAULT. But have a happy new year anyway, OK?

Posted by Dave on December 31, 2017 at 04:10 PM
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HE HAD HIS REASONS

Man arrested for attacking worker in penguin costume

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on December 31, 2017 at 11:29 AM
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'IT WAS GOIN' DOWN UP IN THERE'

Christmas Day brawl trashes North Carolina Waffle House

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 31, 2017 at 11:27 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Guy gets his penis stuck ‘jumping over Tube station barriers’

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 31, 2017 at 09:53 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Russian Artist Makes Huge Sculptures Out Of Animal Farm Poo, Villagers Love it

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 31, 2017 at 09:45 AM
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December 29, 2017

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WENT REALLY WELL

Woman ruined $300K worth of art on date with lawyer

Name We Are Not Making Fun Of, As That Would Violate Our Strict Policy: "Lindy Lou Layman"

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on December 29, 2017 at 12:44 PM
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OH THE HUMANITY

About 40,000 pounds of avocados spilled across Interstate 35E south of Waxahachie Thursday afternoon when the big rig hauling them crashed and caught fire.

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "Hipster tragedy.")

Posted by Dave on December 29, 2017 at 12:25 PM
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FLORIDA DRIVER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Polk woman charged with DUI on horse allowed supervised visits

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

Posted by Dave on December 29, 2017 at 12:21 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Drunken Family Dispute Ends With Ear Being Bitten Off

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on December 29, 2017 at 12:19 PM
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