August 28, 2015

FASHION ALERT

Fake sprouts growing out of your head is now a thing in Beijing

(Thanks to funny man)

Just don't let it go too far.

(Thanks to Dave D and Bill)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:32 AM
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AW

Deputies interview a dozen girls named 'Destiny' to try and find cliff tagger

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(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:27 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Police Arrest Man, 34, Following Unprovoked Potato Salad Attack On His Mother

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, maryann, Ric Williams, Barry Nester, Gary Schroeder, Bill Hudgins and Michael Huber, who asks "What's up with all of these side dish assaults?)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:21 AM
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August 27, 2015

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

Har.

(Thanks to judi)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 04:14 PM
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IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE EXCITING WITH WATERMELONS

Tomatina festival - in 60 seconds

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:41 PM
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FARTPHONES!

Finnish tech could let smartphones "see" gas

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

A drone-killing laser cannon.

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:01 PM
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MAYBE HE FORGOT HIS PIN

Thief Uses Dynamite To Break Into ATM

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 01:57 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A German Robot Learned to Flip Pancakes from WikiHow

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 01:48 PM
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WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.

'Evolutionary fitness' key in determining why some females more physically attractive than others

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 01:40 PM
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IT'S A JUNKOFF!

People following biologists on Twitter got a bit of a surprise this morning: their feed is full of genitals.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:53 AM
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BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT POLICY

...we will not be drawing attention to the byline on this story.

(Thanks to, ahem, Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:29 AM
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BRILLIANT

Selfie with rattlesnake turns out exactly like you think it would

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks, Jon Harris and Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:26 AM
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DUDE

Buddie the marijuana mascot draws complaints from children's advocates

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(Thanks to Sean in Akron, who says "Dude, where's my tights?")

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:23 AM
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AN EYEBROW RAZOR WAS INVOLVED

2 Women Arrested After Fight On JetBlue Flight At JFK Airport

(Thanks to Barry Nester, DaninDallas and Madeleine)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:18 AM
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REALLY?

The Hurricane Katrina snowglobe.

(Thanks to bayou girl, who says "Stay classy, snowglobe people.")

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:15 AM
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August 26, 2015

BRILLIANT

A Florida motorist was caught on camera trying to get out of being towed -- after the back of his SUV was already raised by the tow truck.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 05:07 PM
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EVEN THOUGH THE GUY SAYS HE 'AUTHORED' IT

A chicken sandwich cannot be copyrighted, court rules

(Thanks to Sam Sokol)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 02:28 PM
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NO, THE ONE WE'RE MISSING IS GREEN

Police have set up a social media site with photos of stolen property — including a single orange Skittle — and are urging victims to check if any property belongs to them.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:48 AM
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IS OUR HIGH SCHOOLS LEARNING?

Nope.

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(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:47 AM
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WHY NOT LET ATHLETES DRINK IT?

U.S. and Russia Can't Even Agree on How to Handle Astronaut Pee

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:44 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Man Arrested For Masturbating In Chip Aisle Of Uniontown Sheetz Store

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "This guy really loves chips!) 

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:42 AM
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SUNSHINE STATE MEDICAL PRACTITIONER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A Florida woman on the lam from charges she ruined a man's penis by injecting it with fillers has been arrested, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Related: Man Given Eight-Inch Bionic Penis After Losing Use Of Genitals In An Accident

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:37 AM
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THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Amazon launching one-hour booze delivery in Seattle

(Thanks to Jeff in Pittsburgh)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:34 AM
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AT LEAST HE DIDN'T DRINK HIS OWN URINE

This Polish Hammer Thrower Won A Gold Medal, Then Got So Drunk He Used It To Pay For A Cab

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:29 AM
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WE THINK OF IT AS MORE OF A PENINSULA

Bute renamed ‘Penis Island’ in Gaelic sign blunder

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:28 AM
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EVER WONDER WHERE GATORADE COMES FROM?

Taking the piss: a brief history of athletes drinking their own urine

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:13 AM
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'KING' IS NOT THE TERM WE WOULD USE

Facebook spam king admits sending over 27 million messages

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "The death penalty might not be enough.")

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 10:55 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY, II

But she apparently misspelled "whore" in key marks on her ex-friend's car, police said.

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 10:53 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Girl changes ‘no’ in her mum’s phone to ‘HELL YEAH’. Hilarity ensues

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 10:51 AM
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August 25, 2015

NAH

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:47 AM
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HINT: NOT THE WINGS

Which part of the plane is most covered in poo?

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:45 AM
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SOMEBODY IS SO GROUNDED

A clumsy 12-year-old boy has accidentally punched a fist-sized hole in a 350-year-old masterpiece by Italian Baroque still-life painter Paolo Porpora when he tripped and toppled into the artwork.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:44 AM
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SOUNDS PAINFUL

Dane commits 'genitalia vandalism' in IKEA

(Thanks to Allen at Dvision)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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HE'S EVERYWHERE

Missouri woman shocked as look-alike image appears in butter tub

(Thanks to pretty much everyone)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:26 AM
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AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS WORKED OUT REALLY WELL

A Woman Chugged a Bottle of Liquor Because She Couldn’t Take It on the Plane

(Thanks to Rick Day and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 08:03 AM
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August 24, 2015

HE WANTS TO DIRECT

Dozens of witnesses see the Antichrist hovering over Los Angeles

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:44 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

A group of people in New Mexico say they cooked the world's longest tamale Saturday morning.

(Thanks to Harry Hardrock, who says "Residents are advised to stay upwind for the next 24 hours.")

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:43 PM
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SO FAR IT'S NOT TALKING

Police have arrested a homeless man in connection with the Sunday night stabbing of an individual with a parrot near Disneyland.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:39 PM
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PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

The World Championships of Mobilephone Throwing will take place on the 11th of March 2017 in Savonlinna  at the Castle Olavinlinna surrounded by the magical Lake Saimaa.

Related: Sunday 30th August 2015 sees the 30th World Bog Snorkelling Championships

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:31 PM
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SPOILER ALERT: IT GETS OLDER

Norwegian company live streaming 11 months of caviar aging

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:29 PM
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BOLO

Man Who Spent $100K to Look Like Justin Bieber is Reportedly Missing

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:41 AM
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IT IS NOW 'TOMATO SEASONING'

Heinz no longer qualifies as ketchup in Israel

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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CANADIAN EDUCATION UPDATE

Mermaid school expands as more people demand sea siren experience

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:38 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIES

Staffers at a jail in eastern Washington state foiled an escape attempt by spotting a long trail of knotted bed sheets hanging from the window of a cell housing a suspect in a murder-for-hire plot.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:30 AM
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IT'S A ROUGH SPORT

Two men have been arrested after allegedly threatening violence to attendees at the Pokemon World Championship in Boston.

After obtaining a search warrant for the vehicle, police found a 12-gauge shotgun, an AR-15, several hundred rounds of ammunition and a hunting knife.

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:26 AM
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D'OH!

Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:18 AM
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THE COMMUTING DEAD

Subway rider bites passenger over seat

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Chris in Illinois)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:16 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

Millions of drunk German wasps cause chaos across Britain

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:08 AM
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'IT WON'T GO TO WASTE'

Record-breaking alligator pulled from Lake Eufaula weighs in at 920 pounds

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:06 AM
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