November 16, 2017

DEPENDS STOCK SOARING

Experts warn we are not ready for the boom in urinary issues as global population ages

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:41 PM
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WAIT... SHE WORKED THERE IN A PINK NIGHTGOWN?

Chicago woman accused of robbing bank where she used to work in pink nightgown

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:39 PM
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ALSO REALLY FURIOUS

Employees catch couple having sex 'really fast' at Texas movie theater

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:36 PM
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ALWAYS A SOLID LEGAL TACTIC

Driver lands in jail after challenging cop who was writing him a ticket to a fight

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 02:50 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

‘He could have blown up the block’: Fla. police discover booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:53 AM
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TENSION MOUNTS IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:02 p.m. A Kalispell woman was talking to her daughter about safety and was showing her the number for 911. As part of her demonstration, she accidentally called 911.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:52 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Man, 62, is arrested after wandering around a Michigan gas station covered in blood he claimed was Santa's and holding a lump of meat

(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Oh ya better watch out....")

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:47 AM
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AS OPPOSED TO RESEARCHERS

Guppy fish have personalities, say researchers

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:40 AM
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RIGHT AWAY, SIR

Man calls 911 during police chase, asks for Donald Trump

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:26 AM
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'I'M HERE,' HE ANNOUNCED

DUI lawyer is busted for drugs after barging into stranger’s home in high heels, no pants

In Florida, this would qualify him or a judgeship.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "He's gonna need a good lawyer.")

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:22 AM
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THE SMELLY SKIES

A PLANE passenger was booted off a flight because her rowdy emotional support PIG caused mayhem on board.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and John Criswell)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:14 AM
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November 15, 2017

NAME THAT CONTINENT

Ever wanted to see millions and millions of ruby-red crabs scuttling out of the forest and into the ocean?

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 01:51 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Santa Claus is busted with a crack pipe

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 01:48 PM
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O COME LET US ADORE.... HUH?

Greggs has apologised for replacing baby Jesus with a sausage roll

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 01:45 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Titusville man holds stuffed Teddy bear hostage, then chokes his girlfriend, police say

Argument over pizza leads to stabbing in Melbourne, police say

Villager dressed in turkey costume arrested in theft of merchandise at Belk

Christmas tree topper used as weapon in St. Lucie County

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 01:33 PM
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D.U.I.B.

Dunedin motorist caught playing bagpipes while driving

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 06:21 AM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Deputies said the man couldn't remember where he parked his car and figured they would get there faster if he said he was carjacked.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 06:18 AM
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'LET'S GO PHOENICES!'

Davis School District Parents petition to change school's 'crass' sounding mascot

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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MEOW, DUDE

Woman comes home to find her cats sprawled on floor after marijuana binge

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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CZECH GUYS IN ACTION

Six Czech tourists who dressed up as Borat have been arrested in Kazakhstan for wearing nothing but mankinis.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 06:12 AM
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THE OUTLOOK

It's not good.

(Thanks to tmpsinc)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 06:11 AM
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HE NAMED IT 'SAUL'

Man Sets World Record For Largest Ball Of Stickers

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 15, 2017 at 05:57 AM
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November 14, 2017

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

A protester whose breasts were covered only by body paint was unable to persuade a federal appeals court that her First Amendment and equal-protection rights were likely violated when she was fined for violating Chicago’s public nudity law.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

 

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 12:21 PM
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'AUTO-BREWERY SYNDROME'

Former soldier gets drunk on FOOD as bizarre condition means his stomach turns carbs into booze

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 12:19 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

One of world’s most prominent Scrabble players banned temporarily for cheating

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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RUMBLE!

Cops from Detroit's 12th Precinct were posing as drug dealers to ensnare buyers. But they were approached by more undercover officers from the 11th Precinct.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 12:12 PM
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AT LEAST THE LINES ARE SHORTER

Tourists looking for theme park end up at waste incinerator

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 12:10 PM
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INCREDIBLY, THEY DO NOT LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

These crabs can grow up to 3 feet - and hunt birds, a biologist's video proves

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:23 AM
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TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Man Tells Police He Was Meeting DEA On Rooftop In Vero Beach

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:15 AM
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FASHION ALERT

Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants

(Thanks to Clayton Carroll)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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IN FLORIDA YOU CAN USE AN ACTUAL PIZZA

Police: License Plate Made From Pizza Box Doesn't Fly in Massachusetts

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Related: Painting your vehicle registration tabs doesn't work

(Thanks to B'Game)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:09 AM
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DATELINE BUKITTINGGI

Sleeping shopkeeper is rudely awoken and pulls out a SWORD when a bungling thief drops the cash register while trying to steal it

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:08 AM
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IMAGINE THE SHRINKAGE

Naked scientists race around the pole in the frigid cold to try to join Antarctica's exclusive 300 Club.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:04 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Watch a 24-hour live stream of spinning donair meat

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 14, 2017 at 06:01 AM
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November 13, 2017

AND 100 PERCENT OF GUYS

Majority Of Americans Would Skip Holiday Gift-Giving, Survey Says

Posted by Dave on November 13, 2017 at 12:26 PM
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THIS JUST IN FROM JAPAN

“How did this design ever make it past the approval process?”

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 13, 2017 at 05:59 AM
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OF COURSE THE CHANCE OF SEX IS ALSO PRETTY RARE

...the chance of sex triggering a cardiac arrest in older men and women is exceedingly rare, according to the first study to examine the link between sudden death and sex.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 13, 2017 at 05:57 AM
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WRONG! YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER BEER.

Your house is a gigantic bug habitat, and there's nothing you can do about it

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 13, 2017 at 05:55 AM
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IN MIAMI WE CALL THIS 'TUESDAY'

Missouri Town Overwhelmed by People Running Wild, Stripping Naked and Barking

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 13, 2017 at 05:53 AM
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November 12, 2017

ALERT STATUS: HIGH

Purists alarmed over moves to make French less macho

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 01:47 PM
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LEGAL TACTIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police: Suspect’s overwhelming gas shuts down interrogation

(Thanks to VincentG)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:44 AM
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YO, SISTER DUDE

Nuns in Merced, California spend their days tending and smoking marijuana

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:37 AM
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NO, IT'S NOT

Matching pyjamas for you and your dog is a thing now

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:35 AM
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'BEST COUNTARY CANADA. BEST WOMANS.'

Some Facebook users have been mistaking Canada’s Status of Women ministry for a dating service offering Canadian wives, according to the government.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:32 AM
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HE WAS MOWING U.S. HIGHWAY 1

Florida man charged with DUI while riding lawn mower

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Another Ralph and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:23 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BON JOVI

Put your hands together for the Sex Clams.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:20 AM
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YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Two women in Indiana wanted their McNuggets so badly that they reportedly lunged through the drive-thru window and attacked a manager to get them.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Horace LaBadie, Roberto and Veee)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:16 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

A naked man ran through the home of an 82-year-old woman, stopping to try on her clothing, according to police.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jeff Schneider)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:12 AM
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'THERE'S JUST NO WAY I WOULD GIVE HER UP'

Florida condo board seeks to evict tenant over emotional support squirrel

(Thanks to Robert Harvey, PirateBoy and Ron G)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:08 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER ETC.

'Monster' alligator captured in Florida garage

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on November 12, 2017 at 10:06 AM
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