May 28, 2015

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Skook Toones bringing more pianos to downtown Pottsville

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:20 AM
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CSI: TOOWOOMBA

Police from Toowoomba Stock and Rural Crime Investigation Squad acted quickly upon receipt of information regarding the theft of a quantity of gallstones from cattle slaughtered at a nearby abattoir.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:18 AM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

MUNCIE, Ind. (AP) — Police say an Indiana woman stabbed another woman in the eye with a fork in a dispute over the last rib at a barbecue.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:15 AM
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YES, LET'S MAKE THE DOCTOR MORE COMFORTABLE

“Our goal is to get students more comfortable with these mortifying scenarios,” lead researcher Dr. Benjamin Lok said.

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who, inexplicably, failed to note that "Robotic Rump" WBAGNFARB)

Posted by judi on May 28, 2015 at 09:46 AM
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BOWLING FOR DOLLARS

Woman hits self with bowling ball as cover for robbery.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by judi on May 28, 2015 at 09:34 AM
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SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

Cornwall bans the "mankini"

(Thanks to judy b.)

Posted by judi on May 28, 2015 at 09:29 AM
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May 27, 2015

SEND THIS THIEF TO WASHINGTON

Germany's bathroom thief strikes again as ministry toilet seats go missing

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:58 AM
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GOOD MORNING, DUDE

Marijuana-Infused Smoked Salmon Is The Future Of Breakfast

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:56 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man stripped naked and taped to traffic lights for stag do, of course

(Thanks to Cody)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:54 AM
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THEY ALSO WERE A GREAT OPENING ACT FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS

Synthetic Cadavers Offer An Equally Creepy Alternative To The Real Thing

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:50 AM
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THE SOFTWARE WAS DESIGNED IN FLORIDA

Self-Driving Volvo Tries To Run Some People Over

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:43 AM
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ANOTHER CLUE WAS THE MACHETE

After a three-fourths empty bottle of vodka was found on the floorboard of his car and he failed a sobriety field test, Jonathan A. Stauffer made this admission, according to police records: “Maybe I shouldn’t have drank as much as I did.”

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:39 AM
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A FLORIDA POLICE BADGE IS ON THE WAY

Arizona woman blares siren of friend’s police car at drive thru, arrested for DUI

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:36 AM
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May 26, 2015

STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS

MASON COUNTY, MI – Two women fighting over the waffle maker in a Mason County hotel apparently ignited a major disruption over the holiday weekend inside the hotel's buffet-style breakfast area, police say.

(Thanks to DaveM)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 02:06 PM
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OOPS

Cheating English man desperately searches for sex tape he left on bus starring his mistress

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

The bus was starring his mistress?

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY *USE* IT

Large-brained female fish have a higher survival rate than those with small brains when faced with a predator, although brain size surprisingly did not influence male survival.

(Thanks to Dianne Glymph, who says "Kind of explains some stuff, doesn’t it?")

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 02:00 PM
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TOOT

Here's a nice review of Live Right and Find Happiness in the New York Times.

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 10:19 AM
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THE 2015 POST HUNT IS SUNDAY

Here's the official Post page, and here's the invaluable site maintained by Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy. Today at noon Gene Weingarten, Tom Shroder and I will be talking about the Hunt, and probably other things, during Gene's weekly chat.

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 10:18 AM
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THE WILD WILD MIDWEST

Cyclists attack PedalPubs with squirt guns in Minneapolis; six arrested

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 10:02 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument, Orange City police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:51 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Farts should be Pendleton council’s next order of business

(Thanks to RussellMc, Tash and Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:43 AM
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HEALTH ADVISORY

Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist

(Thanks to Ross)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:40 AM
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'IT'S A POSITIVE THING AND IT'S STILL FUN'

Relay For Life team holds cornhole tournament to raise funds

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:24 AM
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FRANCE ETC.

The shock comes after it was revealed the number of super-sized rats could reach 150 million in Britain by the end of the year. Poison Experts said they could be “unstoppable” and are urging authorities to allow a stronger poison to destroy the two-foot long monsters.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:22 AM
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WISCONSIN TACKLES THE ISSUES

Legislature considers bill allowing hunters to wear pink in effort to attract more women

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:18 AM
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WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING REASONS

Top reasons beer is actually good for you

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 26, 2015 at 09:17 AM
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May 25, 2015

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

Researchers Say They're Getting Closer to Creating a Dino-Chicken

Welcome to the Barnyard of the Future!

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(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 03:12 PM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Norristown law enforcement officers were called to the Trooper Road Wal-Mart to confront a man who was asking female customers in the store if he could take pictures of their feet, according to police.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 02:09 PM
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'SUSPECTED OF BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE'

Naked Man Attempts to Steal Baby at Graduation

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Don Faber)

It's definitely a concern:

Dave -

While there is more than occasionally some overlap, I'm thinking that Naked Man is beginning to outstrip Florida Man in exposure. And Naked Man isn't confined to the Sunshine State - barely a day goes by that he doesn't pop up someplace. Maybe Florida Man's genes mutated?

Best, Bill Hudgins

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 11:15 AM
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THEIR BACKUP STRATEGY INVOLVES TEQUILA

Spiders use music to woo partners

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Monique)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 11:05 AM
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BOLO

Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:56 AM
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I'M JUST GOING TO THE PUB, LUV

Sketching nude models is the hot new thing in English pubs

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:51 AM
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FORE

Massive sinkhole forms at entrance of Missouri’s Top of the Rock golf course

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:49 AM
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CSI: TULSA

Man spotted urinating on a business fence

He "showed signs of being intoxicated" (see photo for signs).

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:41 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A giant kangaroo with 'massive pecs' is terrorising the streets

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:37 AM
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DOES THIS MEAN I CAN STOP PAYING TAXES?

So apparently I've been deceased since 2001.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:33 AM
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HAVE A GOOD MEMORIAL DAY

But please remember -- and tell your kids -- why we observe it.

Flags

Flags at Rockefeller Center last night. (Photo by Michelle Kaufman)

Update: I see judi already put a Memorial Day post up, but I'll leave this one, too, because it can't hurt.

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2015 at 10:25 AM
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BETTER FIX YOUR OWN BURGERS TODAY

The local In-And-Out's gonna be busy.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by judi on May 25, 2015 at 09:22 AM
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MEMORIAL DAY

Have a safe and happy holiday, and remember.

Posted by judi on May 25, 2015 at 09:15 AM
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May 23, 2015

THE YOUNG GENERATION

Today we're in New York to celebrate Dylan Maxwell Barry's first birthday. Here are some of his toys. Guess which one is his favorite.

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Posted by MiamiHerald on May 23, 2015 at 12:02 PM
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT

The Residents Are Missing Another Eyeball

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 06:02 AM
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INCREDIBLY, HE DOES NOT LIVE IN FLORIDA

Pantsless man attacks police dog

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 05:58 AM
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FLORIDA

Rescuers bring naked man down from raised railroad bridge in Fort Lauderdale

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 05:56 AM
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GUYS

These Insects Compete Using Their Spiked Penises

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2015 at 05:54 AM
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May 22, 2015

THAT'S ONE POSSIBLE LESSON

Man swallows hamster in front of children ‘to show how dear life is’

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 04:08 PM
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BADA BING

Two Drug Enforcement Administration agents illegally worked double duty by operating a New Jersey strip club on the side, federal prosecutors charged Wednesday.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 04:04 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SONIC YOUTH

Dead whistle pig tests positive for the plague

Thanks to Craig Roberts

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 04:01 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Google's Designed an Intelligent Robot Teddy Bear That Can Recognize You

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 03:50 PM
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY

Museum's stolen bonsai tree recovered, but severely pruned

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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CSI: TRAVERSE CITY

Beer-drinking man wearing scuba gear causes disturbance at McDonald's restaurant

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2015 at 09:23 AM
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