September 25, 2016

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Teen hospitalized after air freshener causes car explosion

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2016 at 10:48 AM
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THIS TECHNIQUE COULD ALSO PROTECT VALUABLE ART MASTERPIECES SUCH AS THE MONA LISA

Frustrated farmer sprays his entire flock of sheep orange to stop thieves stealing them

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2016 at 10:45 AM
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EXACTLY HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE?

Very.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2016 at 10:43 AM
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September 24, 2016

SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET AN "F"

Bronx charter school teacher busted for beating student who kept $4G he gave the teen to buy a pound of pot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 03:43 PM
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A FLORIDA PILOT'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Police are investigating the crash of a Robinson R22 Beta mustering helicopter, after its pilot allegedly struck a cow whilst herding cattle on a Coen Cattle Station on Sunday September 18.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 02:57 PM
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WE SAW BLOODTHIRSTY TURTLE OPEN FOR THE DAVE CLARK FIVE

Snorkeller gets nasty shock as "bloodthirsty" turtle turns on him

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 02:52 PM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

The president of an Ontario chapter of Crime Stoppers was forced out of his position this week, after police charged him in connection with a large marijuana grow-operation.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:14 AM
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RIBBIT

Toilet Frogs Have Families Jumping Out Of Their Seats

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:12 AM
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HER PARENTS MUST BE PROUD

Teenage art student carves clay penises with personalised messages 'to remember every man she's ever slept with'

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Le Petomane)

Related item here.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:08 AM
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LOOKING FOR A CAREER FIELD?

How about Pubic Relations?

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:05 AM
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HURRY IT UP

'Hangover-free alcohol’ could replace all regular alcohol by 2050, says David Nutt

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 11:02 AM
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BAD MIA!

Colorado woman stabbed by her knife-loving dog

(Thanks to Jon Harris, Rick Day, Bill Hudgins and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2016 at 10:47 AM
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September 23, 2016

GOTTA STAY FIT, DUDE

Scientists found that people in the study who used marijuana daily had about a 3 percent lower BMI (body mass index), on average, than those who did not use marijuana at all.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 02:17 PM
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THE NEWS FROM WALES

Dad-of-one shows off hilarious rude parsnip shaped like a naked man’s bottom half

He's a baker from Pontypool.

This has been The News From Wales.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker) 

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 02:11 PM
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'IT'S NEW YORK'S BLARNEY STONE'

It is totally a thing for tourists to rub the Wall Street 'Charging Bull' statue's testicles

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 10:43 AM
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CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

5:43 p.m. A local boy lied to his parents about his homework.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 10:41 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

Iowan Busted For Measuring Self With Ruler

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:38 AM
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SNACK OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Oklahoma student brings dead squirrel to class, wanted to eat it

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:36 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION, II

Ouch.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:31 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

A man is being treated for rabies after he punched a beaver.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:28 AM
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PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

For the past 16 years, Xie, 49, has been making serious money charging people all over China to punch his stomach as hard as they can, claiming that he feels no pain there.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:24 AM
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REMINDS US OF THANKSGIVING

This greedy python had eyes bigger than his belly after swallowing a fully grown antelope - which was so big it killed him.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:22 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Woman flashes clerk, blames her phone bill

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:19 AM
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HE MIGHT EAT YOUR HOMEWORK

USC hires its first dog professor

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:17 AM
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LOOK! IT'S R2D...OWWWW!

China’s new airport security droid deters threats with cattle-prod

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:13 AM
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TURNS OUT THEY* WERE DRUNK

Scientists solve singing fish mystery

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

*The scientists. Also, the fish.

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

A crab has being filmed in Brazil clutching a kitchen knife in its claw while scuttling along a tiled floor and waving the knife around aggressively.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2016 at 05:56 AM
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September 22, 2016

'THEY WON'T MISS HIM. HE'S HALF RED, HALF YELLOW...'

Police question bridge-crossing clown when umbrella is mistaken for gun

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

We saw BCC open for Sting.

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 03:48 PM
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UPDATE ON THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF SPIDERS BEING SPIDERY

Woman totals her car when she finds spider on rearview mirror

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 03:41 PM
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FORGOT TO POST THIS FROM A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO

Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy came to my signing in Fort Lauderdale Sunday. That's Andy on the right.

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Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 02:53 PM
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IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Man arrested after shooting into pile of mulch at Daleville Town Center

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:33 AM
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LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T RUN INTO THE SPIDERS

Billions of 'super fleas' with giant penis set to invade homes in Plymouth

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:29 AM
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IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

Spiders coming into your home are 'looking for love, basically'

(Thanks to The Perts)

Related: ‘Spider season' leads to car in ditch in Oregon

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Also Related: Male Widow Spiders Survive Sex by Mounting Immature Virgins

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:18 AM
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THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING

Fancy owning a handbag made out of a dead ginger cat?

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:18 AM
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NEWS YOU CAN USE

Removal of a 9-Ring Personal Testicle Device, Medically, in Detail

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:10 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Toyota is using sewage sludge to power its new electric car

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:07 AM
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BACK IN OUR DAY, WHEN COLLEGE STUDENTS GOT STRESSED, WE.... OK, NEVER MIND WHAT WE DID

Colleges turn to coloring books to de-stress students

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 10:03 AM
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A MODEL, AN OCTOPUS...

...magic. Followed by dinner.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 09:59 AM
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'ROUND 'ROUND GET AROUND, I GET AROUND

The humpback is back – whale washes ashore again, this time on Short Sand Beach

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2016 at 09:56 AM
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September 21, 2016

WE WOULD KICK THE DEATH STAR'S ASS

The Death Star's Size Vs Florida

(Thanks to John Lobert, who notes that the Death Star had a Florida driver's license.)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 02:24 PM
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CANADA: A NATION THAT CANNOT CONTROL ITS SNAKES

Second python goes missing in Quebec

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 02:22 PM
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SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

Most people who have too much alcohol at a birthday party do not find themselves drunk, naked, blood-covered and trapped inside a hen house in a rural Swedish village.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 02:19 PM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

We give you the Hamdog:

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 02:16 PM
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DO THEY GIVE YOU A CHOICE?

Family flee home after finding spiders that can either kill or give you an erection lasting FOUR HOURS in Asda bananas

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 02:13 PM
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CANADA: LAND OF GLAMOR

P.E.I. couple invites 8-foot-tall potato as special wedding guest

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 02:10 PM
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'SCROTOX'

Would you risk Botox for your BALLS?

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "No thank you.")

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 10:00 AM
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HE SEEMS PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT

A man was live streaming his Pokemon Go game when he was mugged in Central Park early Monday morning.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who points out that the guy lost all three of his phones.)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 09:58 AM
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STARDOM

As news of the Brangelina Brexit hit on Tuesday morning local time, a 3.2 magnitude earthquake also hit, just north of Gardena, California.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 09:44 AM
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HE HAS AN 'UNQUENCHABLE PASSION'

A soft-spoken, self-possessed man, Mehoopany native Richard Witter is one of the cattle breeding and Artificial Insemination (AI) industry’s most lauded individuals, but you would never know it—until he begins to speak about his work.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 09:41 AM
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LOOK UP, DUDE

Mexican police: Van with cannon used to shoot drugs to US

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2016 at 09:31 AM
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