July 19, 2018

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Ever wondered what happens when you put an airbag under an armchair and set it off?

(Thanks to Clayton Carroll and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 11:54 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Moose euthanized after wandering onto Ottawa highway

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 19, 2018 at 11:51 AM
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July 18, 2018

BOLO

Burglar with boxer briefs on head being sought by Texas police

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

"Boxer briefs?"

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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NEXT: A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Guy Gives Plant Robotic Legs So It Can Experience Animal-Like Freedom

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:19 AM
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IT LOOKS JUST AS SANE AS IT SOUNDS

Man sets Guinness World Record by slicing 26 watermelons on own stomach

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:17 AM
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HE HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVE IN ALABAMA POLITICS

Sandra Little Brown claims she's Jesus' choice in county commission runoff

(Thanks to Mike Ricciardi)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:15 AM
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MIAMI SWIMWEAR UPDATE

Duct-tape bikinis look sexy but painful

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:13 AM
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OF COURSE SHE DOES

Dr. Pimple Popper now has her own reality TV show

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:11 AM
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YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL; CALCULUS MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

This Mathematics Professor Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 10:05 AM
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WHO'S THIS 'YOU' YOU'RE REFERRING TO?

Relax, You Are About To Get A Snake Massage

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Ranald Adams and Michael Parry)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 09:59 AM
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ALWAYS HAVE A DESIGNATED PEDALER

Jaw-dropping video: cyclist falls into Menasha bridge opening

(Thanks to Bill Carver and Patrick Lenon, who says "The video was taken after dark in Menasha Wisconsin, which makes it almost certain that alcohol was involved.")

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 09:57 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT CANADA COULD NOT GET ANY MORE ENTICING

Quebec's first large-scale edible insect farm to open in Mirabel this fall

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 09:54 AM
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IT WAS OF COURSE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID ETC.

Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees

(Thanks to RonT)

Posted by Dave on July 18, 2018 at 09:49 AM
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July 17, 2018

EVERYONE HAS A DREAM

Porn star wants £5,000 so he can be buried inside a giant remote-controlled penis

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 04:06 PM
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PERK UP THOSE SAGGY HUMPS

A Dozen Camels Disqualified From Saudi Beauty Pageant Over Botox Injections

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:29 AM
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YOU KNOW WHERE HE WAS HEADED

Texas police issue warning to driver with washing machine on hood of SUV

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:26 AM
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$67,000 FOR A *SQUIRREL*

Kazakhstan squirrel art installation sparks backlash over costs

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:25 AM
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

Bowling Ball Mortar

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:23 AM
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JUST WHAT WE NEED IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES

New venomous snake species found in Australia

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:19 AM
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FRANCE ALERT LEVEL RAISED AGAIN

Bird-eating tarantulas possibly on the loose in Britain

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:16 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE BILL OF RIGHTS

A St. Paul city council candidate has been arrested after allegedly posting a topless picture of his wife to his campaign website, according to police.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:12 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A German city is looking for a way to get rid of a giant catfish that is believed to have developed a taste for ducklings after eating all of its fellow fish in the municipal pond.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:06 AM
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BOLO

INL specialists left plutonium in their car. In the morning, it was gone

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:04 AM
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July 16, 2018

GOOD ONE, DUDES

Pranksters plant Wyoming city's flower pots with real pot

(Thanks to funny man and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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PRESUMABLY NOT ALL ATTACHED TO THE SAME INDIVIDUAL

Oxford professor counts 93 penises in Bayeux Tapestry

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:49 AM
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CSI: KENTUCKY

The owner of a rhino statue found in the middle of the road in Daviess Co., KY has apparently been located.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:48 AM
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'THE DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN, WE THOUGHT, HOLLYWOOD, JUST F**K IT'

A California couple took a stolen fire truck for a nearly-100-mile joyride while authorities chased them across four counties on Saturday.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:46 AM
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HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO FLORIDA

Virginia man totals $300k car one day after buying it

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:43 AM
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July 15, 2018

WHAT CHOICE DID SHE HAVE?

An Islamorada woman hit her husband in the face with her cellphone when he refused to buy cocaine for her, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:44 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Chuck E. Cheese’s jumping on ‘Pay Your Age’ bandwagon after Build-A-Bear chaos

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Because we all know how good they are at handling boisterous crowds.")

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:40 PM
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HERPETOLOGISTS GONE WILD

According to several attendees, Vogt, a longtime researcher of Brazilian turtles, showed several pictures of "scantily clad female students" doing field research. The photographs were risqué enough that conference organizers added blue boxes to cover parts of the women's bodies.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:37 PM
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SO JAIL WILL BE A REAL CHALLENGE

Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room, Forgets How He Came In, Calls 911

(Thanks to John Lobert and funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:34 PM
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WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SLEEP *UNDER* THE BED

6-Foot-Long Boa Constrictor Falls From Ceiling, Lands on Sleeping NY Man

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:32 PM
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July 12, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

It's rush hour in Venice.

Rush hour

I am learning how to blend in with the locals.

Figure

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2018 at 12:12 PM
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SQUIRRELS IN THE NEWS

Squirrels as expensive art.

(Thanks to jon harris, Bob B., Mezrap, Art S., and Viki B.)

"Epic battle" with a rabbit.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Ick.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

They're in cities on purpose.

(Thanks to A. Wheeler)

Posted by judi on July 12, 2018 at 11:43 AM
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IT'S SNOT EASY BEING GREEN

More than you want to know.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by judi on July 12, 2018 at 11:17 AM
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July 11, 2018

THE ZITALY ROCK SCENE

We saw a terrific show by Men In Wigs.

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The opening act was Four Guys and a Parrot.

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Posted by Dave on July 11, 2018 at 08:11 AM
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July 10, 2018

DEFNNLY NOT DRINKING N DRIVING

An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals.

(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot and DaninDallas)

Posted by judi on July 10, 2018 at 03:18 PM
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PLEASE DON'T BE MY NEIGHBOR

Police call it a botched case of “rattlesnake revenge.”

(Thanks to Mezrap)

Posted by judi on July 10, 2018 at 03:14 PM
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WE JUST LIKE THE WORD 'INNARDS'

"Upon the TSA officer’s discovery of the organic mass, one of our TSA bomb experts was called into the baggage screening room to investigate the innards of the hard drive and that is when he discovered the mass was a live snake," Koshetz added.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by judi on July 10, 2018 at 03:07 PM
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ART UPDATE

The resemblance is uncanny.

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Posted by Dave on July 10, 2018 at 09:06 AM
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July 09, 2018

VINTAGE FOOD

You want fries with that?

(Thanks to The Perts, Matt Filar, and Jay Brandes)

Posted by judi on July 9, 2018 at 05:04 PM
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YOUR FLATHEAD COUNTY HOLIDAY UPDATE

This has been your Flathead County Holiday Update.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by judi on July 9, 2018 at 03:28 PM
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APOLOGIES

The blog's been quiet because one of us is in Italy and the other one of us was at BarberNerdFest Orlando. During a break in the competition, the s.b. was lucky enough to meet up with fellow barbershopper ubetcha.

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And now the other one of us is back.
Today's important reminder: Kilts

 

Posted by judi on July 9, 2018 at 03:06 PM
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July 08, 2018

MEANWHILE BACK ON THE HOME PLANET

Fake sultan was scamming a Miami billionaire. Then he ate pork

Posted by Dave on July 8, 2018 at 10:42 AM
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July 07, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

This historic plaque commemorates the discovery by ancient Romans of the Internet.

WiFi

This is the actual historic bikini that inspired the ancient Latin song "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini."

Bikini

Here is a monument to a famous military leader.

Waste

One of the most useful Italian phrases for the traveler to learn is "Zona sdrucciolevole." We say it literally all the time.

 Slippery

 

Posted by Dave on July 7, 2018 at 01:12 PM
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July 06, 2018

GOOD. THAT MEANS THERE'S MORE GELATO FOR US.

Italy without gelato: Vegan trip options grow as more people embrace a plant-based lifestyle

Posted by Dave on July 6, 2018 at 01:53 PM
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UPDATE FROM ZITALY

The food here is excellent. A local specialty is spaghetti with the meat of a bool.

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Also they have magic potions.

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Posted by Dave on July 6, 2018 at 06:37 AM
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July 05, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

There are many statues honoring famous individuals here.

Horsebutt

Posted by Dave on July 5, 2018 at 11:55 AM
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DUH

Nuts may boost male fertility

(Thanks to Stella Rondo, Stan Ruth, and Woozy Barnes)

Posted by judi on July 5, 2018 at 08:34 AM
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