June 23, 2016

WHO'S THERE?

Soon watermelon knocking was trending in China.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 04:04 PM
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CAFE WHAT?

A firm in Geneva plans to open a café where customers can enjoy oral sex while they sip their morning coffee.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Jeff Schneider)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 04:02 PM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

These swimming trunks stop embarrassing 'shrinkage' in cold water

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 03:01 PM
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IF WE KNEW HOW LONG A METER WAS WE'D BE EVEN MORE TERRIFIED

A north Queensland woman is "very shocked" to discover a five metre python draped along her hallway and across her bed.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 09:52 AM
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MEAWHILE IN SPORTS

Swedish footballer sent off for farting during match

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, Jan in Grimsby, Jim Boyd, Peter Metrinko and oneblankspace)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 09:44 AM
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DO IT YOURSELF

The astonishing video shows the moment a woman used the suction cup from a sex toy to smooth out the dents in the side of her car.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Related: Can People Tell Sex Toys & Kitchen Gadgets Apart?

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 09:40 AM
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FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT

The Souvenir and Commemorative Spoon Planet Museum

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 09:36 AM
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IT WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

6:55 a.m. A dog with short legs killed nine chickens on Foothill Road.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 09:32 AM
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June 22, 2016

AND YOU JUST SIT THERE

A sloth risks its life every time it poops.

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2016 at 03:31 PM
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GUYS WITH TINY BRAINS IN ACTION

Idiots ignite fireworks shelves inside a Walmart

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2016 at 11:31 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT IT WENT VERY SMOOTHLY

Groom, 44, is bitten by a RATTLESNAKE while he and his bride, 33, pose for wedding photos

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2016 at 11:03 AM
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FROZEN CHICKENS MAKING NEWS

Man steals frozen chicken, takes off on bicycle

(Thanks to Le Petomae)

Bizarre video captures moment woman takes frozen chicken for a walk through streets on a LEAD

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 22, 2016 at 11:01 AM
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June 21, 2016

GUYS IN ACTION

FORMER NASA ENGINEER BUILDS WORLD’S LARGEST FUNCTIONAL NERF GUN

(Thanks to DaninDallas and The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 04:43 PM
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THAT WILL SURELY WIN HER HEART

A 69-year-old man was arrested Monday night in The Villages on allegations of firing 33 rounds into the home of a woman who refused his sexual overtures, according to deputies.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 04:35 PM
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BE ON THE (burrrpppp) LOOKOUT

A brewery in the city says nearly 3,300 cases of beer went missing when two of its refrigerated trailers were stolen.

(Thanks to Le petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 04:33 PM
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FOOLS

Hundreds of Londoners sign petition to stop squirrel from being exterminated

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 12:17 PM
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BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

Bounce house flies away from party, hits power lines

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 12:16 PM
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BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW

What you should do if you catch an eel in the Ottawa River

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 12:11 PM
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CSI: MUSCATINE COUNTY

Mysterious “men in black” sightings reported along Muscatine Co. roadways

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 12:06 PM
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FAR BE IT FROM US TO SUGGEST THAT MRS. BLOG HAS THIS GENE

Chatty' gene discovered by scientists in study breakthrough

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 12:03 PM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL STUFF THE CONSTITUTION INTO A SHREDDER

A man was arrested after allegedly outfitting a van with what appeared to be more than 50 individual speakers and leaving the doors open while blasting "exorbitantly loud" music in Queens over the weekend, authorities said.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 12:02 PM
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WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Glastonbury Festival is getting rid of its ‘pyramid of poo’ toilets

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 11:25 AM
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HE'S A BANKER SPANKER

Trainer seen on video spanking bankers for poor performance

(Thanks to Howard from Broward and Jon Harris, who says "Send him to Washington.")

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 11:15 AM
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STAND TALL, AMERICA

Chia Freedom of Choice Candidate Series

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 11:13 AM
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PICKY

Newfoundlander calls 911 to tell police there isn't enough cheese on her pizza

(Thanks to Rick Day and Ralph)

Man beat, threatened to kill Burger King worker over milkshake he didn’t like

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 11:11 AM
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ADVISORY

Uranus May Be Salty And Electric

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 11:04 AM
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WE SAW URBAN DEATH PROJECT OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Smiths Falls, Ont., funeral business dissolves the dead, pours them into town sewers

(Thanks to The Perts and W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 10:50 AM
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EURO UPDATE

“I hope Puma doesn’t make condoms.”

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

Posted by Dave on June 21, 2016 at 10:48 AM
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June 20, 2016

ADVISORY

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Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 04:42 PM
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WE SAW COCKLE DECLINE OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Diet mystery after cockle decline

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:44 AM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULDN'T EVEN BE LEGAL

Fight over yams leads to shooting, assault near West Palm

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:43 AM
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ANY MAN WOULD BE PROUD

Man caught shoplifting incredible amount of meat in his pants

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:40 AM
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RIBBIT

My mum's toilet after a recent flood

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:35 AM
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YOUR STICK-SHIFT JOKE GOES HERE

Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:33 AM
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HARSPICHORD COMPETITITON NEWS

Unfortunately, this blog's strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Harpsichord Competition News.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:29 AM
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SWELL

Hundreds of UK’s largest spider – which can grow as big as a rat – released into wild

(Thanks to W. von Papineau and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:16 AM
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GO FIGURE

Woman driving without lights at 4:17 a.m. tells officer she can’t see anything

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, ma'am...")

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:13 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Activists plan ‘world’s largest fart-in’ during Hillary’s DNC speech

(Thanks to Ray Reese, Todd Lawson, Al Barkafski, Madeleine and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:09 AM
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MIAMI WEATHER UPDATE

It's raining furniture

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Le Petomane and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 20, 2016 at 11:06 AM
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June 19, 2016

THE CONEY ISLAND MERMAID PARADE

It's... um... colorful.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2016 at 11:50 AM
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LET'S DRIVE SLOWLY OUT THERE

Truck crash covers road in thousands of baby chickens

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2016 at 11:47 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

SpaghettiO-filled watermelon thrown at home

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2016 at 11:38 AM
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

Hope it's a good one for you dads out there. And may your gifts be practical.

(Thanks to Scott MGS)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2016 at 11:37 AM
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June 18, 2016

THAT'LL TEACH 'EM

Someone Screamed 'Free Bird' At A Bob Dylan Show and He Actually Performed It

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 05:44 PM
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THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR, DUDE

Locals Patch Street Potholes with Pot

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 05:41 PM
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UPSET ABOUT A POOR EXECUTION OF THE SUPERMAN VS. BATMAN MOTIF

Woman 'drop kicks' Kroger cake

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 11:20 AM
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FINALLY THE WORLD IS STARTING TO PAY ATTENTION

Squirrels and their partners in crime cause about 10-20 percent of all power outages, according to the Washington Post.

(Thanks to Dave M)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 11:18 AM
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GUY DADS IN ACTION

Get a box of Cheerios. 2. Sneak up beside your sleeping baby. 3. One at time, stack as many Cheerios as you can on their head.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 11:16 AM
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EXCELLENT

Fake lifeguard station protests bad pothole in Winnipeg

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 11:10 AM
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ATTENTION, LOSERS:

The makers of Apollo Peak have created a non-alcoholic wine just for cats

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2016 at 11:06 AM
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