July 26, 2015

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Lack Of Toilets Leads To Pooping On Famous Graves

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2015 at 10:28 AM
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man caught peeing on Queens street had 5 ounces of pot, loaded handgun

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2015 at 10:26 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

100-acre wildfire started by men shooting propane bottles

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2015 at 10:25 AM
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July 25, 2015

CSI: IDAHO

Competition for huckleberries creating fights among pickers

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 11:10 AM
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IN FLORIDA...

...we call this "parking."

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(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 11:06 AM
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WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Alligator found crossing NYC street dies unexpectedly

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 09:49 AM
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‘OUR IDEA IS THAT IT COULD BE SOMEONE WHO, FOR UNKNOWN REASONS, HATES THE GAME OF GOLF.’

Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 09:46 AM
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SPAWN OF SATAN UPDATE

Lady walking cat on a leash managed to snarl 83 subway trains

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Mayflies force shutdown of Savanna – Sabula Bridge

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 08:27 AM
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WE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Semen has controlling power over female genes and behaviour

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 08:23 AM
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THE VOTERS WERE TERRIFIED

Creepy Clown Trespasses At Chicago Cemetery, In Dead Of Night

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Charles Cates, Allen at Division and Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 06:15 AM
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FASHION TIP:

Rotting Fungus Creates Beautiful, Glistening 'Hair Ice'

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 06:12 AM
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THAT SHOULD KEEP THE SHARKS AWAY

Jamie O’Brien Sets Himself On FIre And Goes Surfing

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 06:08 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MR. LIGHTYEAR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Naked homeless man 'rubs himself against granny and declares he's Buzz Lightyear'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 25, 2015 at 06:05 AM
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July 24, 2015

COLOR THIS BLOG SHOCKED

Floridians fail driving test in alarming numbers

We're shocked because we didn't know there was a driving test.

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 12:07 PM
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DUDE, WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Colorado judge bans "Bong-a-Thon" from townsite of Stoner

(Thanks to Ralph)

Related: Retirees Represent Major Marijuana Market

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:46 AM
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CSI: WASHINGTONVILLE

State troopers say they had to use a rope to corral a man who was driving drunk on his lawn mower with a box of beer.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:45 AM
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A FLORIDA ETC.

Man Drives Off Bridge in Netherlands

(Thanks to William Dinyes)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:43 AM
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THE LEGEND IS TRUE

Gator

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:41 AM
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ALWAYS CARRY SEVERAL

Delivery driver throws pizzas at would-be robber

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:37 AM
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WHO DOESN'T?

Patrick Stewart Backs Drones That Collect Whale Snot

(Thanks to Joel Farr, who says "Back in the day, Whale Snot Drone opened for Jefferson Airplane, and Patrick Stewart was there. Reunion tour!")

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:36 AM
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ADVISORY

Pee on these S.F. walls? Be prepared for them to pee back

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:33 AM
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NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR BUNIONS

NH Mailman Allegedly Broke Into House, Tried On Woman’s Boots

(Thanks to Madeleine)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:28 AM
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IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Woman allegedly makes threats, shoots sofa

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:24 AM
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WE THINK MAYBE WE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY

But just in case...

(Thanks to Rick Day and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:21 AM
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ALTERNATIVELY, YOU COULD ISSUE THEM WEAPONS

Council proposes putting hi-viz jackets and string of flashing lights on COWS to cut back on road collisions

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 24, 2015 at 10:19 AM
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July 23, 2015

LAGER WAS INVOLVED

British couple caught having sex in phone booth open up about romp

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 05:09 PM
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WE'RE NEVER GOING INTO THE WATER AGAIN

GIANT SQUID ... Attacks The Side Of Ship

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 05:05 PM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Florida woman jumps into pond to rescue her dog from the jaws of a 7.5-foot-long alligator

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 05:02 PM
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CREEPING FACISM ALERT

Burials banned in back yards

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 03:39 PM
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WHILE UNDER THERE, HE CHARGED HIS *FOUR* CELLPHONES

Police say a man sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed in a spare room for three days before the homeowner realized what had happened.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 02:50 PM
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, TSA AGENTS?

Security Administration officers found an assortment of suspicious items in his bag. They included:

– Two smoke grenades
– 12 bottle rockets
– A hatchet
– A folding saw
– Three rope cutters with straight-edged blades
– A fixed-blade knife
– A credit card knife
– A utility knife
– Two folding knives

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 02:44 PM
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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

A woman accused of bashing a man with a meat tenderizer and a broomstick got locked up on a felony charge, according to an affidavit and a police report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 02:31 PM
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IS OUR TOURISTS LEARNING?

Bison injures woman posing for selfie at Yellowstone

Bison selfies are a bad idea: Tourist gored in Yellowstone as another photo goes awry

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, Allen at Division, Jay Brandes and David Emery)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 02:29 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man in Milwaukee shoots dog after mistaking it for lion

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 02:24 PM
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SEND SOMEONE TO WASHINGTON

Someone built a meth lab inside a federal research facility, and it exploded

(Thanks to David Emery)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 10:28 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Your Butt-Dials Can Be Recorded, Federal Court Says

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 10:24 AM
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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Man walks out of ocean naked, sits on boardwalk in Palm Coast, cops say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 10:21 AM
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...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Machete-wielding man threatened teen for disciplining Chihuahua

(Thanks to John Mayson and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 10:19 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Winter Haven man head-butts bus, loses

(Thanks to Ron G., Fabian Marson and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 10:16 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Massive swarm of grasshoppers and beetles picked up by radar, headed to Oklahoma

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on July 23, 2015 at 10:15 AM
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July 22, 2015

WE'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT

These Burgers Are Made of Flies and They Are Amazingly Nutritious

(Thanks, appropriately enough, to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 01:45 PM
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NOT TRUE! I PART MY HAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE NOW.

My son, who has been going through old family photos, just emailed this to me with the observation "The haircut literally hasn't changed in 50 years."

Haircut

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 01:09 PM
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IT FEATURES "A UNIQUE SHOT CALLED A 'BONK'"

'Fowling' warehouse in Detroit suburb combines football, bowling

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 12:33 PM
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THIS WAS NOT US. BUT WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

Florida man shoots teen daughter’s boyfriend after boy dares him

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 11:56 AM
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'IF YOU DON'T MIND FEELING DIRTY FOR A FEW DAYS...'

New York City tourists can book a van down by the river on Airbnb — for $22

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 11:54 AM
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THUS QUALIFYING TO BE AN INSTRUCTOR IN FLORIDA

A 58-year-old woman taking a driver's examination Friday morning, July 17, struck three vehicles at the Missouri State Highway Patrol Troop I's driving exam parking lot.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 11:48 AM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Scientists Think They've Figured Out What Makes a Good-Looking Penis

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 11:43 AM
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MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Mahon takes it on the chin in first ever Sheep Dung Spitting contest

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 11:39 AM
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ANOTHER TERM FOR THEM WOULD BE 'MUSIC LOVERS'

Thieves make off with Shoreline musician's beloved bagpipes

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2015 at 11:38 AM
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