August 27, 2015

AN EYEBROW RAZOR WAS INVOLVED

2 Women Arrested After Fight On JetBlue Flight At JFK Airport

(Thanks to Barry Nester, DaninDallas and Madeleine)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:18 AM
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REALLY?

The Hurricane Katrina snowglobe.

(Thanks to bayou girl, who says "Stay classy, snowglobe people.")

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:15 AM
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August 26, 2015

BRILLIANT

A Florida motorist was caught on camera trying to get out of being towed -- after the back of his SUV was already raised by the tow truck.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 05:07 PM
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EVEN THOUGH THE GUY SAYS HE 'AUTHORED' IT

A chicken sandwich cannot be copyrighted, court rules

(Thanks to Sam Sokol)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 02:28 PM
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NO, THE ONE WE'RE MISSING IS GREEN

Police have set up a social media site with photos of stolen property — including a single orange Skittle — and are urging victims to check if any property belongs to them.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:48 AM
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IS OUR HIGH SCHOOLS LEARNING?

Nope.

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(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:47 AM
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WHY NOT LET ATHLETES DRINK IT?

U.S. and Russia Can't Even Agree on How to Handle Astronaut Pee

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:44 AM
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WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Man Arrested For Masturbating In Chip Aisle Of Uniontown Sheetz Store

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "This guy really loves chips!) 

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:42 AM
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SUNSHINE STATE MEDICAL PRACTITIONER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A Florida woman on the lam from charges she ruined a man's penis by injecting it with fillers has been arrested, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Related: Man Given Eight-Inch Bionic Penis After Losing Use Of Genitals In An Accident

(Thanks to many people)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:37 AM
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THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Amazon launching one-hour booze delivery in Seattle

(Thanks to Jeff in Pittsburgh)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:34 AM
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AT LEAST HE DIDN'T DRINK HIS OWN URINE

This Polish Hammer Thrower Won A Gold Medal, Then Got So Drunk He Used It To Pay For A Cab

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:29 AM
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WE THINK OF IT AS MORE OF A PENINSULA

Bute renamed ‘Penis Island’ in Gaelic sign blunder

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:28 AM
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EVER WONDER WHERE GATORADE COMES FROM?

Taking the piss: a brief history of athletes drinking their own urine

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 11:13 AM
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'KING' IS NOT THE TERM WE WOULD USE

Facebook spam king admits sending over 27 million messages

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "The death penalty might not be enough.")

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 10:55 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY, II

But she apparently misspelled "whore" in key marks on her ex-friend's car, police said.

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 10:53 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Girl changes ‘no’ in her mum’s phone to ‘HELL YEAH’. Hilarity ensues

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on August 26, 2015 at 10:51 AM
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August 25, 2015

NAH

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:47 AM
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HINT: NOT THE WINGS

Which part of the plane is most covered in poo?

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:45 AM
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SOMEBODY IS SO GROUNDED

A clumsy 12-year-old boy has accidentally punched a fist-sized hole in a 350-year-old masterpiece by Italian Baroque still-life painter Paolo Porpora when he tripped and toppled into the artwork.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:44 AM
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SOUNDS PAINFUL

Dane commits 'genitalia vandalism' in IKEA

(Thanks to Allen at Dvision)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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HE'S EVERYWHERE

Missouri woman shocked as look-alike image appears in butter tub

(Thanks to pretty much everyone)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 09:26 AM
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AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS WORKED OUT REALLY WELL

A Woman Chugged a Bottle of Liquor Because She Couldn’t Take It on the Plane

(Thanks to Rick Day and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2015 at 08:03 AM
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August 24, 2015

HE WANTS TO DIRECT

Dozens of witnesses see the Antichrist hovering over Los Angeles

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:44 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

A group of people in New Mexico say they cooked the world's longest tamale Saturday morning.

(Thanks to Harry Hardrock, who says "Residents are advised to stay upwind for the next 24 hours.")

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:43 PM
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SO FAR IT'S NOT TALKING

Police have arrested a homeless man in connection with the Sunday night stabbing of an individual with a parrot near Disneyland.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:39 PM
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PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

The World Championships of Mobilephone Throwing will take place on the 11th of March 2017 in Savonlinna  at the Castle Olavinlinna surrounded by the magical Lake Saimaa.

Related: Sunday 30th August 2015 sees the 30th World Bog Snorkelling Championships

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:31 PM
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SPOILER ALERT: IT GETS OLDER

Norwegian company live streaming 11 months of caviar aging

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 02:29 PM
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BOLO

Man Who Spent $100K to Look Like Justin Bieber is Reportedly Missing

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:41 AM
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IT IS NOW 'TOMATO SEASONING'

Heinz no longer qualifies as ketchup in Israel

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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CANADIAN EDUCATION UPDATE

Mermaid school expands as more people demand sea siren experience

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:38 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIES

Staffers at a jail in eastern Washington state foiled an escape attempt by spotting a long trail of knotted bed sheets hanging from the window of a cell housing a suspect in a murder-for-hire plot.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:30 AM
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IT'S A ROUGH SPORT

Two men have been arrested after allegedly threatening violence to attendees at the Pokemon World Championship in Boston.

After obtaining a search warrant for the vehicle, police found a 12-gauge shotgun, an AR-15, several hundred rounds of ammunition and a hunting knife.

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:26 AM
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D'OH!

Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:18 AM
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THE COMMUTING DEAD

Subway rider bites passenger over seat

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Chris in Illinois)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:16 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

Millions of drunk German wasps cause chaos across Britain

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:08 AM
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'IT WON'T GO TO WASTE'

Record-breaking alligator pulled from Lake Eufaula weighs in at 920 pounds

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2015 at 09:06 AM
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August 23, 2015

TOUGH CALL

Which kid's slide is more disturbing?

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 01:44 PM
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COLORADO TRAFFIC REPORT

Pig OK after flying out of trailer on busy highway

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:40 AM
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A GRATEFUL WORLD REJOICES

Retailer announces Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costumes

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:31 AM
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OK

Guys, Stop Humping The Nicki Minaj Wax Figure

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:30 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Pooductive, a social network for pooping people.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:24 AM
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JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: A cocktail cabinet.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:21 AM
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FLATHEAD COUNTY POLITICAL UPDATE

11:10 a.m. A highly suspicious employee of an Evergreen motel reported that someone claiming to be from the secret service made a reservation for Barack Obama.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:20 AM
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BRILLIANT

A worker who lit a match to check if gas was coming out of a fuel line in a science classroom sparked the blast that destroyed part of a Bronx school Thursday night, officials suspect.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:16 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Guy makes a swan boat go 37 mph.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:12 AM
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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

It's GoTopless Day.

More here. And here.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 11:05 AM
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WE SAW SLIME OF THE DEVIL OPEN FOR TWISTED SISTER

Invasion of spiders leave villages in Argentina blanketed in cobwebs known as 'slime of the devil'

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Al Barkafski and Madeleine)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 10:51 AM
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CLEANUP ON AISLE... NEVER MIND

Tractor-trailer filled with manure rolls over into grocery store parking lot

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 23, 2015 at 10:47 AM
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August 22, 2015

FLORIDA YOUTH SOCCER REPORT


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Posted by MiamiHerald on August 22, 2015 at 09:52 AM
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August 21, 2015

NO WORRIES: IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

A Giant Red Ball Got Loose and Started Rolling Through Ohio City

Autoplay.

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

Posted by Dave on August 21, 2015 at 03:49 PM
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