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October 05, 2018

SIR, THAT'S YOUR MIRROR

After police found methamphetamine “in plain view” on a nightstand in his home, a Louisiana man claimed that a ghost placed the narcotics in his residence, according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Chris Elzi, DaninDallas, Roberto, and Geoff)

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IN that case, sir, you are free to go and fly like an eagle.

Was it his ex? Cause I heard she ghosted him...

My friend in Louisiana said that some may consider that a valid defense.

Casper, that was NAUGHTY! BAD ghostie!


Who ya gonna call?

GHOST BUSTED !!

"Officer, it's like this. Suze an' me had some great times before that incident. After she passed she keeps bringin' me gifts an' stuff. I got no control over what she brings me. Uh, you do believe me, don't you?"

He was so wired, vibrating at pretty high frequency. The cops looked like ghosts, too.

Ghost, to me !

How ya gonna get high and hallucinate?

♪'m starting with the Man in the Mirror...♪

(Apologies to M. Jackson, alive or dead.)

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